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Chapter 39 Skewers in the middle of the night, is this a pig's egg?
Chapter 39 Skewers in the middle of the night, is this a pig's egg?
It was late at night, and the island was pitch black, and you couldn't see your fingers. Except for some nocturnal animals, most of the other animals fell asleep.
Under the hut made of palm leaves, a fire was still burning, providing heat for the three sleeping people.
But not long after, Chen Hu opened his eyes and saw that the two girls were asleep, so he let out a breath, then got up quietly, and tiptoed to the fire, and someone in the live broadcast room immediately issued a barrage:
"The host didn't sleep, did he?"
"I guess it's the urgency to urinate, hey... It can't be blamed on him, it's just that the anchor's kidneys are not good."
"Is the kidney bad? Where does this come from?"
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu's eyes twitched. He really admired these dicks, who watched the live broadcast late at night, but if this continues, after a month, they will probably become true fans, right?
At this moment, it was late at night, and there were still nearly 20 people in the live broadcast room. Obviously, there were a lot of night owls. After all, being able to see the goddess sleeping was simply a blessing for those homeboys.
However, when Chen Hu secretly got up in the middle of the night, it was not because of the urgency to urinate, but...
I saw him open a shell, which contained two large pink meatballs and a long, thin stick that was also pink.
"Let's talk and laugh at corruption: Is the anchor holding a magic horse?"
"Old driver: (smirk) As an old driver, I understand in seconds! I knew Master Tiger would not let these good things go."
"A stranger in the end of the world: good stuff? Ask the old driver to answer!"
"The tiger is not at home: upstairs, the pattern is broken, after all, it is too young and too naive! This is a pig pick ball and a pig whip."
"Fuck! I've only heard of it before, but I've never seen it before. I've learned a lot tonight."
"This... the anchor will not eat those things, right?"
"Guangmao City Third Hospital-Doctor Hu: Pig pick balls and pig penis are actually Chinese herbal medicines, which have the effects of warming the kidneys and strengthening yang, and nourishing the essence and marrow."
"Old driver @胡医师: Old Hu! Haven't you slept yet?"
……
Chen Hu smiled slightly, but he didn't care about the bullet screens. Fortunately, it was late at night, and whether it was Zhuge Wan'er or the cute little boy, the female audience had basically gone to sleep.
He chose this time to reduce the impact. Of course, he didn't intend to eat these two things originally, but the health-preserving soup made from pig kidney increased his physique by 0.5. Logically speaking, pig pick balls and pig whip should have Same effect.
That's why Chen Hu thought about it. After all, he was in the wilderness. Under any circumstances, survival was the first goal. Things that could improve one's strength should never be cared about.
Moreover, these two great tonics are eaten by many people among the people.
At least he wasn't the first person to eat crabs, so he didn't have much concern.
However, Chen Hu, who was standing in front of the fire, cut two small wooden sticks with an obsidian dagger, and then used one of them to string together two pink meatballs, that is, pig pick balls.
Immediately afterwards, he wrapped the pig whip around another wooden stick, and then held one in each hand, stretched it into the fire and roasted it.
Although it is said that roasting directly with fire will reduce the effect of the food, it is impossible for Chen Hu to cook with shells while the two women are sleeping.
In that case, they will definitely wake them up, so they can only keep everything simple, and the tourists in the live broadcast room all played bullet screens:
"Master Hu, Sister Shuang and Sister Tao are sleeping not far away. Is it really good for you to take this test?"
"Awesome! The anchor commits crimes against the wind! I accept it!"
"Seeing the pig pick balls and pig penis roasting in the fire, I'm so fucking hungry!"
"That... am I the only one who finds it exciting?"
"Stimulus +1"
"+2"
……
Chen Hu was speechless. The people in the emotional live broadcast room were more excited than him. Fortunately, it didn't take long for the skewers on both hands to be cooked one after another. When he was about to eat, Deng Shuang's voice sounded from behind.
"Okay, secretly baked something in the middle of the night, and didn't call me, huh!"
However, Deng Shuang, who was standing behind, was very angry, while Chen Hu was so frightened that the hairs all over his body exploded, and he almost threw the things in his hands out.
"Damn it! Shuangmei came so suddenly, I was scared to pee!"
"It's over! The anchor was discovered by Shuangmei, and she called the Yaoyaoling. The scene here is almost out of control."
"Feeling anchor pills..."
"+1"
"Master Tiger, please be prepared for hemiplegia."
There was a sound of wailing in the live broadcast room, and Chen Hu was also confused, squatting in front of the fire, not knowing what to do, but Deng Shuang walked over, his eyes were shining, and he looked at the things in his hands.
"what are you eating?"
Hearing Shuangmei's question, Chen Hu opened his mouth, and finally managed to choke out a sentence.
"Uh... I'll roast pig's eggs."
Pig eggs?Deng Shuang was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the two meatballs, curiously said:
"A pig with eggs? And two?"
Chen Hu bit the bullet and said:
"This is the stuff in the belly of a pig. It's commonly known as pig treasure, but in the countryside, it's called pig eggs."
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded!
"I'm from the country, and I don't read much. Don't lie to me, the host. This is clearly... a piggy."
"Yes! It's Pigdandan, the evil old society, Master Hu didn't lie to Shuangmei."
"For some reason, I always have a bad feeling."
Hearing Chen Hu's answer, Deng Shuang nodded, raised his hand to think about the pig's whip on the other stick and asked:
"What is this again?"
"This... this..."
I rely on!Really afraid of something, Chen Hu hesitated, unable to say a reason for a long time.
"Haha! I'll see what the anchor is talking about now!"
"Master Tiger, let's tell the truth."
"Don't be afraid, it's just hemiplegia."
"233"
At this time, Deng Shuang approached suddenly, sniffed the two skewers with his nose, then frowned and said:
"It stinks! I don't want to eat it."
After finishing speaking, he made a throat-cutting gesture to Chen Hu, and then bounced towards the outside of the camp. Chen Hu knew that this girl was going to relieve himself, and the throat-cutting gesture was to warn him not to follow.
Where he dared to follow, and when Deng Shuang was able to leave, Chen Hu was almost on the verge of burning incense, and then immediately ate the two skewers in his hand like jujubes, without any taste.
Then, two consecutive system prompts sounded in my mind.
【drop! ~The host eats the best pig whip and pig pick balls, constitution +1 (can be eaten repeatedly)]
Repeat your sister!Chen Hu cursed secretly in his heart, but then he let out a sigh of relief, it really is good, such things can indeed increase the attribute value.
"From now on, I will obey Lord Tiger!"
"There is really no one left! Is there anything in this world that the anchor dare not eat?"
"The video has been recorded, visually it will be on the headlines of Penguin tomorrow, there is a mosaic, damn it!"
"Send me a copy upstairs, and I'll pay you [-] cents!"
……
(End of this chapter)
It was late at night, and the island was pitch black, and you couldn't see your fingers. Except for some nocturnal animals, most of the other animals fell asleep.
Under the hut made of palm leaves, a fire was still burning, providing heat for the three sleeping people.
But not long after, Chen Hu opened his eyes and saw that the two girls were asleep, so he let out a breath, then got up quietly, and tiptoed to the fire, and someone in the live broadcast room immediately issued a barrage:
"The host didn't sleep, did he?"
"I guess it's the urgency to urinate, hey... It can't be blamed on him, it's just that the anchor's kidneys are not good."
"Is the kidney bad? Where does this come from?"
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu's eyes twitched. He really admired these dicks, who watched the live broadcast late at night, but if this continues, after a month, they will probably become true fans, right?
At this moment, it was late at night, and there were still nearly 20 people in the live broadcast room. Obviously, there were a lot of night owls. After all, being able to see the goddess sleeping was simply a blessing for those homeboys.
However, when Chen Hu secretly got up in the middle of the night, it was not because of the urgency to urinate, but...
I saw him open a shell, which contained two large pink meatballs and a long, thin stick that was also pink.
"Let's talk and laugh at corruption: Is the anchor holding a magic horse?"
"Old driver: (smirk) As an old driver, I understand in seconds! I knew Master Tiger would not let these good things go."
"A stranger in the end of the world: good stuff? Ask the old driver to answer!"
"The tiger is not at home: upstairs, the pattern is broken, after all, it is too young and too naive! This is a pig pick ball and a pig whip."
"Fuck! I've only heard of it before, but I've never seen it before. I've learned a lot tonight."
"This... the anchor will not eat those things, right?"
"Guangmao City Third Hospital-Doctor Hu: Pig pick balls and pig penis are actually Chinese herbal medicines, which have the effects of warming the kidneys and strengthening yang, and nourishing the essence and marrow."
"Old driver @胡医师: Old Hu! Haven't you slept yet?"
……
Chen Hu smiled slightly, but he didn't care about the bullet screens. Fortunately, it was late at night, and whether it was Zhuge Wan'er or the cute little boy, the female audience had basically gone to sleep.
He chose this time to reduce the impact. Of course, he didn't intend to eat these two things originally, but the health-preserving soup made from pig kidney increased his physique by 0.5. Logically speaking, pig pick balls and pig whip should have Same effect.
That's why Chen Hu thought about it. After all, he was in the wilderness. Under any circumstances, survival was the first goal. Things that could improve one's strength should never be cared about.
Moreover, these two great tonics are eaten by many people among the people.
At least he wasn't the first person to eat crabs, so he didn't have much concern.
However, Chen Hu, who was standing in front of the fire, cut two small wooden sticks with an obsidian dagger, and then used one of them to string together two pink meatballs, that is, pig pick balls.
Immediately afterwards, he wrapped the pig whip around another wooden stick, and then held one in each hand, stretched it into the fire and roasted it.
Although it is said that roasting directly with fire will reduce the effect of the food, it is impossible for Chen Hu to cook with shells while the two women are sleeping.
In that case, they will definitely wake them up, so they can only keep everything simple, and the tourists in the live broadcast room all played bullet screens:
"Master Hu, Sister Shuang and Sister Tao are sleeping not far away. Is it really good for you to take this test?"
"Awesome! The anchor commits crimes against the wind! I accept it!"
"Seeing the pig pick balls and pig penis roasting in the fire, I'm so fucking hungry!"
"That... am I the only one who finds it exciting?"
"Stimulus +1"
"+2"
……
Chen Hu was speechless. The people in the emotional live broadcast room were more excited than him. Fortunately, it didn't take long for the skewers on both hands to be cooked one after another. When he was about to eat, Deng Shuang's voice sounded from behind.
"Okay, secretly baked something in the middle of the night, and didn't call me, huh!"
However, Deng Shuang, who was standing behind, was very angry, while Chen Hu was so frightened that the hairs all over his body exploded, and he almost threw the things in his hands out.
"Damn it! Shuangmei came so suddenly, I was scared to pee!"
"It's over! The anchor was discovered by Shuangmei, and she called the Yaoyaoling. The scene here is almost out of control."
"Feeling anchor pills..."
"+1"
"Master Tiger, please be prepared for hemiplegia."
There was a sound of wailing in the live broadcast room, and Chen Hu was also confused, squatting in front of the fire, not knowing what to do, but Deng Shuang walked over, his eyes were shining, and he looked at the things in his hands.
"what are you eating?"
Hearing Shuangmei's question, Chen Hu opened his mouth, and finally managed to choke out a sentence.
"Uh... I'll roast pig's eggs."
Pig eggs?Deng Shuang was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the two meatballs, curiously said:
"A pig with eggs? And two?"
Chen Hu bit the bullet and said:
"This is the stuff in the belly of a pig. It's commonly known as pig treasure, but in the countryside, it's called pig eggs."
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded!
"I'm from the country, and I don't read much. Don't lie to me, the host. This is clearly... a piggy."
"Yes! It's Pigdandan, the evil old society, Master Hu didn't lie to Shuangmei."
"For some reason, I always have a bad feeling."
Hearing Chen Hu's answer, Deng Shuang nodded, raised his hand to think about the pig's whip on the other stick and asked:
"What is this again?"
"This... this..."
I rely on!Really afraid of something, Chen Hu hesitated, unable to say a reason for a long time.
"Haha! I'll see what the anchor is talking about now!"
"Master Tiger, let's tell the truth."
"Don't be afraid, it's just hemiplegia."
"233"
At this time, Deng Shuang approached suddenly, sniffed the two skewers with his nose, then frowned and said:
"It stinks! I don't want to eat it."
After finishing speaking, he made a throat-cutting gesture to Chen Hu, and then bounced towards the outside of the camp. Chen Hu knew that this girl was going to relieve himself, and the throat-cutting gesture was to warn him not to follow.
Where he dared to follow, and when Deng Shuang was able to leave, Chen Hu was almost on the verge of burning incense, and then immediately ate the two skewers in his hand like jujubes, without any taste.
Then, two consecutive system prompts sounded in my mind.
【drop! ~The host eats the best pig whip and pig pick balls, constitution +1 (can be eaten repeatedly)]
Repeat your sister!Chen Hu cursed secretly in his heart, but then he let out a sigh of relief, it really is good, such things can indeed increase the attribute value.
"From now on, I will obey Lord Tiger!"
"There is really no one left! Is there anything in this world that the anchor dare not eat?"
"The video has been recorded, visually it will be on the headlines of Penguin tomorrow, there is a mosaic, damn it!"
"Send me a copy upstairs, and I'll pay you [-] cents!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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