NOVEL NEXT Chapter 139
Son thief, I want a granddaughter
Seeing his father’s furious message, Zhang Wei grinned and let out a heartless laugh.
With laughter.
His cell phone also kept buzzing with messages from his father.
[Shadow Dad]: Son of a thief, pay me the money again. Send it to me.
[Shadow Dad]: Son thief, why don’t you say anything? Are you transferring money to me?
[Shadow Dad]: Son of a bitch, my phone is broken. Why can’t I receive the money reminder from you?
[Shadow Dad]: Son, my cell phone must be broken, right? It must be, because you can’t not give me a birthday red envelope, right, my dear Son.
[Shadow Dad]: I’m a thief of yours! ! Reply to the message quickly.
[Shadow Dad]: Okay, you thief, you actually didn’t reply to your kind old father’s message. Is this how I worked through all the hard work to feed the child who grew up with shit and urine? Did I start abusing my father when I was only 20 years old? .
[Shadow Dad]: Haha, who said you can raise a child to protect yourself from old age? I will never believe it again. Look at me, a child thief. I don’t even reply to my old father’s messages. It’s all in vain! ! What a waste! ! Cry loudly.jpg
[Sand sculpture dad]: Evil beast! I should have shot you into the wall in the first place, with a water gun in your face.jpg
[Sand sculpture dad]: Damn you, I advise you to reply to my message within three seconds, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. Believe it or not, I will make you lose your father today and become a one-parent family! The knife holder’s neck roared.jpg
[Sand sculpture dad]: Smash it! ! My red envelope! ! My birthday red envelope! Ma Jingtao roared.jpg
for a moment.
The WeChat ding-dong sound disappears.
Dad’s messages stopped coming.
Zhang Wei lowered his head and looked at his phone: “Hey, did dad stop so quickly this time? It’s rare…”
Zhang Weizheng said, just about to reply to the message.
Jingle Bell.
The cell phone rang instantly.
Caller ID–Daddy.
Suddenly, my father saw that Zhang Wei didn’t reply to the message, so he called directly.
As soon as the call is connected.
A magnetic uncle’s voice instantly came over the phone. His voice was full of mature manliness, but not the content.
“Son of a thief!! My red…”
Before my father could finish his words, he heard a beep and Zhang Wei hung up the phone.
Father Zhang Wei’s mouth twitched.
Subsequently.
Father Zhang Wei made more than ten calls in a row, but was hung up on all of them. Finally, Father Zhang Wei sneered and borrowed a passerby’s phone to make a call.
Zhang Wei saw that it was an unfamiliar number and picked up the call.
“Hello, who are you?” Zhang Wei replied politely.
“I’m your dad!”
Zhang Wei’s dad said with a smile.
Zhang Wei’s mouth twitched, this old guy knew how to take advantage of him every day.
Zhang Wei said casually:
“You can’t be my dad. My loving dad died in the battle of Yilak as early as yesterday morning. I saw it with my own eyes. My dad’s head was blown up by a missile. The bones are still cold.”
“Yes, I am your old father who died in the war. I am calling you now to ask for help…”
“Stop asking, dad, you should be reincarnated as soon as possible.”
“No, I have another one. My wish has not been fulfilled, and I will not rest in peace. I can’t swallow this breath.” ”
Dad, if you can’t swallow this breath, then swallow it hard and die quickly, so that I can inherit your meager property with peace of mind.”
“I won’t! I will. I will die with my eyes closed. If you don’t fulfill my wish, I will turn into a ghost and follow you, watch you poop, watch you eat, watch you masturbate while watching movies in the middle of the night, and make you restless.”
Faced with my father’s words.
Zhang Wei leisurely replied: “Guiling jelly…”
Immediately, the phone became quiet, and there was a cough that choked with water:
followed immediately.
Zhang Wei’s father stopped making trouble and said politely:
“Don’t be angry, I haven’t seen you for a long time. I’m just kidding you. I don’t want the birthday red envelope. It’s just a small amount of money. How can I follow you?” How does my father-son love for you, my
son, compare with yours?” “Let’s get down to business, I’m looking for you today, my son, because I want to ask you, I heard that you have contacted Xiaolin again, right?”
He said.
Zhang Wei was surprised:
“Huh? Dad, how do you know that I have a connection with Xiao Mantou.”
“Damn! There is really a connection, you unfilial son, you didn’t tell your dad about such a big life-long event.”
“What’s there to say? Isn’t it just that I have contact with Xiao Mantou? It’s not a big deal.”
“Isn’t this a big deal? My son has reconnected with his daughter-in-law and is expected to remarry. This is a big deal!!”
For dad.
Zhang Wei didn’t know whether to laugh or cry for a moment.
He knew that after he dated Qiu Xiaolin in junior high school and high school, his father regarded Qiu Xiaolin as his future wife.
But something happened later.
He and Qiu Xiaolin broke up.
But my father always cared about himself and Qiu Xiaolin, and they always wanted to get back together from time to time. If he hadn’t gone to college later, his father gradually stopped caring.
“Dad, there’s nothing wrong with Xiao Mantou. We just met by chance a few days ago and we have a connection. It’s not like you think.” ”
I don’t believe it. I don’t listen. I want a daughter-in-law and a granddaughter.”
Zhang Wei’s father said bluntly:
“I don’t care, I want to hold my granddaughter. It doesn’t matter whether you go to get pregnant before marriage or grab one. Get me a granddaughter quickly. Remember, I want a granddaughter, not a grandson. It’s hard to have a grandson.” Waiting, my granddaughter is a little cotton-padded jacket close to my body.”
Zhang Wei couldn’t laugh or cry: “I said dad, why do you want a granddaughter again and get into trouble with Uncle Li again?”
He knew that his father had a friend, Uncle Li. Since he had a granddaughter, Show off to dad a lot.
Also for this reason.
Ever since he was a freshman in college, his father had been nagging him about having a granddaughter. Even when Zhang Weicai was in his freshman year, he still wanted to hold his granddaughter.
even.
He even secretly pricked all the Durex he bought.
At that time, my father’s reason was that the family was not short of money, so Zhang Wei did not need to study hard to earn more money. He only needed to hold his granddaughter as soon as possible.
“Ahem, it’s okay. I just want to hold your granddaughter suddenly. Why, son of a bitch, if you don’t give me a birthday red envelope, why don’t you give me a granddaughter?”
In the words.
Zhang Wei’s father said bitterly:
“Uncle Li’s granddaughter is taken out for walks every day, but what about me? I can only carry a corgi out. It’s so embarrassing to see corgis rushing past dogs when they see them on the road.” ”
My son.” Thief, will I be able to see my precious granddaughter in my lifetime?”
“Tie, how about this? You go for in vitro fertilization. I’ll give you the money, and you go and give me the embryo to test-tube my granddaughter.”
“I don’t care anyway, you Before I graduate from college, I must give my whole daughter a break. I’ll leave it at that. I won’t say any more. Your mother is here.”
Before hanging up the phone.
Zhang Wei seemed to have thought of something and said bluntly:
“Dad, are you sure you don’t want me to send you another birthday red envelope?”
“No, a birthday red envelope is nothing compared to my granddaughter…”
Zhang Wei’s father had not yet said anything. After finishing, he heard Zhang Wei’s voice.
“The birthday red envelope I just sent to my mother is 100,000 yuan.”
Suddenly.
Zhang Wei’s father changed the subject: “You thief, my granddaughter doesn’t want it anymore. Please be sure to send me a birthday red envelope.”
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