NOVEL NEXT Chapter 013
: This ghost was driven away, it makes me want to call the police
[Ding! The zombies are confused, and the host gets system points +3]
Zhang Wei’s singing voice echoed in his ears.
“Happy birthday to you~”
“Happy birthday dear my friend.”
At this moment.
The zombie old man was stunned, keeping his mouth open, looking at Zhang Wei in confusion.
at this time.
Zhang Wei’s voice came.
“Don’t you understand the English song I sing? Then I’ll change it to Chinese.”
“Get ready, sing~”
“Happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to you~~ Happy birthday to you~”
…
the other side.
In the hotel room.
“Zombie!!”
Yu Weihong and the others screamed.
just now.
Their spirits reached an unprecedented level of tension.
The silent coffin moved, and zombies came out of the coffin!
Even if they weren’t there, they couldn’t help but tremble just by looking at the zombie old man on the screen, with his body covered in corpse spots and the whites of his deathly gray eyes.
When the zombies and Zhang Wei looked at each other for a moment.
They felt like their scalps were going to explode.
The mental tension was extremely high.
Even Li Junfei and Yu Xiaoqi had seen how powerful Zhang Wei was, and they couldn’t help but feel nervous. He was a zombie whose coffin was sealed with ink and buried with iron.
However, the tension did not last for a second.
Not even half a second…
They were stunned.
“What is Zhang Wei doing???”
Yu Weihong’s expression was tense and dumbfounded
. Zhang Wei clapped his hands rhythmically and muttered something unknown, and the zombie froze there.
“Niece, is this how ghosts are expelled?”
Yu Weiming turned to Yu Xiaoqi, his eyes full of confusion.
Why is Zhang Wei’s method of exorcising ghosts different from what he imagined?
What about glutinous rice?
Where is Huang Fu?
What about black dog blood, ink lines, etc.?
Why is there nothing? Just clap your hands and chant, and the zombie will be there.
Can’t help it.
He thought that after dinner, he and others asked Zhang Wei if he needed anything to prepare, such as black dog blood, glutinous rice, etc.
Zhang Wei just shook his head and replied: “Just buy me a double happiness package.”
Yu Xiaoqi was also confused.
Instead, he said weirdly.
“Well, is it my imagination? Why do I feel… Brother Wei seems to be singing happy birthday to you?”
He tried to match the mouth shape.
As soon as the words came out.
All in unison.
Yu Weihong and the others looked at the screen, their eyes bulging out as they looked.
Blanch!
They followed Zhang Wei’s mouth and chanted “happy birthday to you”, and their mouths were all in perfect sync…
“Absolutely amazing, this is the birthday song.” Li Junfei screamed with a look on his face.
A good half ring.
They just came to their senses.
Yu Xiaoqi was dumbfounded and said:
“In addition to celebrating birthdays, the birthday song also has the effect of suppressing zombies???”
“What the hell is the principle? Because the birthday song represents longevity and health? And zombies are dead, so this Is there a life-or-death conflict?”
“I am Cao, look at it.”
Li Junfei suddenly shouted, pointing directly at the laptop screen.
I saw…
when they were lost in thought.
Zhang Wei didn’t know when he took out a pack of Double Happiness from his pocket.
【Ding! Blessed Double Happiness brand cigarettes, 500 system points]
Zhang Wei lit one for himself.
He was also very polite and stuffed a Double Happiness stick into the mouth of the zombie old man.
Then the zombie old man went crazy.
It was like Yue Yunpeng performing Yu Qian’s smoking. He couldn’t even straighten his hands and grabbed the cigarette in his mouth and sucked it hard.
After smoking.
A look of human contentment appeared on his stiff, deathly face.
Smoking? ?
Or taking drugs? ? ?
Everyone was stunned. The zombie’s behavior looked more like taking drugs than smoking, with a face full of satisfaction.
This scene.
Yu Weihong and the others looked stunned.
There was a zombie smoking like a drug addict and reaching out to beg for money.
【Ding! The zombie was satisfied with the smoke and called the smoke… “Segao!” ! ]
[The host gets system points +3]
That scene.
It once made Yu Weihong and others doubt their lives. Could it be that the ancients lied to me and said that zombies like to suck blood? Why do I feel like zombies prefer smoking and marijuana to sucking blood? ? ? So the Qing Dynasty had more zombie legends than other dynasties? Is it because cannabis appeared in the Qing Dynasty? And then all the zombies came out to smoke marijuana? ? ? ?
The thought came to mind.
Yu Weihong and the others were shocked.
However, what happened next made them strongly doubt that their idea was correct.
at this time.
The zombie old man is like a drug addict.
One after another, Zhang Wei asked for red double happiness.
Discuss until the end.
He directly stretched out his hand to grab the Double Happiness from Zhang Wei’s hand.
He opened his mouth and roared at Zhang Wei.
“Give it to me!! Give it to me quickly! Give me a cigarette! I want to smoke it!!!”
The zombie old man roared, his obscure throat rolled, and he made a shrill voice.
Even if Yu Weihong and the others couldn’t hear the surveillance sound, given the situation at the moment, they could all tell what the zombie old man was shouting.
“Wori, this is definitely addictive!”
Li Junfei was dumbfounded and looked at the Double Happiness in Zhang Wei’s hand in shock:
“Is that really Double Happiness? Are you sure it’s not marijuana?”
Li Junfei was confused.
Yu Weiming on the side spoke leisurely.
“I bought that package of Double Happiness.”
Then he told what happened after dinner tonight.
At that time, Zhang Wei was going to the construction site. Yu Weiming kindly asked Zhang Wei if he needed anything prepared, such as black dog blood and glutinous rice.
Zhang Wei shook his head and replied, “Just buy me a double happiness package.”
Learn about things.
Li Xiaoqi looked strange, as if he was remembering something, and sighed with emotion.
“Now I know why some old people, when they pass by graves and don’t have incense on hand, will use cigarettes instead.”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this.
Oh!
It really is!
Nowadays, when the older generation pays homage to graves, in addition to placing incense, they often light up some men’s graves with a few cigarettes. In this way, cigarettes are not only addictive to people, but also addictive to ghosts like drugs!
at this time.
The changes in the picture interrupted everyone’s thoughts.
…
Construction site greenhouse.
【Ding! The zombie wants to steal Double Happiness from its host for smoking! kill! ! ]
[System points gained by the host +3]
Bang! !
There was a loud bang.
Zhang Wei kicked the zombie old man away and hit the coffin.
[Bless the host’s body with 500 system points]
Under the blessing of the system, Zhang Wei is like a ghost possessing him.
So powerful.
Like a bull hitting a zombie old man.
He flew backwards, denting the coffin.
【Ding! The zombie screamed, but still wanted to smoke. ]
[The host gains system points +5]
The zombie old man got up from the ground and rushed towards Zhang Wei again.
boom!
The zombie old man was kicked away by Zhang Wei again.
Although he wanted to bite Zhang Wei to death so that he could snatch the cigarettes from his hand, he was no match for Zhang Wei. At this time, Zhang Wei was more like a zombie than him, and his physical body was unbelievably strong.
The zombie old man felt that he was not rushing towards a person, but towards a piece of iron.
For a while.
The zombie old man kept pounced on him, and was kicked and slapped by Zhang Wei.
quickly.
His body was covered with scars.
However, the zombie old man was still undecided. Even though he was beaten and injured all over his body, he still crawled towards Zhang Wei with his high skin and bones.
Immediately afterwards.
Under the distressed gaze of Li Junfei and the others.
The zombie old man held Zhang Wei’s legs with both hands and raised a trembling finger.
“Please, give me another one, no, just one sip!”
That look.
Coupled with the skin and bones body, the injuries all over the body, and the posture of an old man, not to mention how miserable it is.
However.
What greeted him was Zhang Wei’s punches and kicks.
This scene.
Seeing this made Li Junfei and the others want to close their eyes for no reason, not daring to look any further.
“Brother Wei, this ghost has been driven away. Why do I want to call the police?”
Yu Xiaoqi said leisurely.
Li Junfei, who was nearby, couldn’t help but nod after hearing this.
“I feel like I’m not watching Brother Wei exorcise ghosts now, but rather I’m watching… a lonely old man being bullied. It’s so miserable for this old man.”
Not to mention Li Junfei and the other two.
Even the middle-aged brothers Yu Weihong looked distressed.
If they weren’t there.
Otherwise, they all want to go up and say to Zhang Wei, “Zhang Wei, forget it, just give him a smoke.”
…