Supergirl Defender Of Love

Space honked.

That was Kara's last conscious thought before Kryptonite Express Space Delivery Truck-Kun obliterated her.

The impact was like getting drop-kicked by Doomsday while inhaling pure Kryptonite fumes. Her body twisted through the vacuum of space like a ragdoll, cape flapping like a cheap flag caught in a hurricane.

BOOM.

WHOOSH.

SPARKLE SPARKLE DIMENSIONAL CHAOS.

Colors exploded around her—swirls of purple, pink, and neon green spiraled like someone puked up an anime opening sequence. Kara tumbled through a tunnel of cosmic insanity, flipping end over end as her brain desperately tried to catch up.

"What the hell is happening?!" she yelled, voice echoing through the void.

A monotone, corporate-sounding voice echoed from nowhere:

[CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR TRANSDIMENSIONAL REASSIGNMENT.]

Kara's eyes twitched. "Reassignment?! I didn't apply for a transfer, you bastards!"

The voice ignored her:

[DESTINATION: MARVEL UNIVERSE.]

"What's a Marvel?!"

[REASON FOR TRANSFER: LOL.]

Her scream was instant and guttural.

"WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT REASON IS 'LOL'?!" she roared, flailing through the kaleidoscope of reality itself.

She twisted midair, trying to slow down, but the dimensional vortex only spun her faster. The scenery around her shifted violently—flashes of alternate realities blitzed past:

Spider-Ham waved at her while eating a hotdog made of… another pig?

Deadpool gave her finger guns and mouthed "Nice cape, babe!" before being devoured by a giant taco.

A Pizza Universe—every planet was a pizza, complete with pepperoni volcanoes.

"What the hell is this?!" Kara yelled.

[PLEASE ENJOY YOUR TRIP.]

"WHO EVEN DRIVES A SPACE TRUCK?!"

[MULTIVERSE FREIGHT CO. – DELIVERING YOUR DOOM SINCE FOREVER.]

"I'M GONNA PUNCH WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!"

The vortex yanked her downward, faster—like gravity had been turned up to "screw you, Kryptonian." Her hair whipped across her face as she plummeted toward a glowing portal at the end of the tunnel.

And then she saw it.

A giant floating sign in the middle of the vortex.

"WELCOME TO EARTH-199999"

It was styled like those tacky roadside state entry signs, with a smiling cartoon Iron Man giving a thumbs up. Beneath it, a subtext read:

"ENJOY YOUR STAY! PLEASE DON'T BREAK REALITY."

Kara's eyes widened in horror. "NO, NO, NO—!"

SPLAT.

She hit the sign face-first like a bug on a windshield.

Her face dragged across the surface with a metallic screech before she peeled off and spiraled downward into blinding light.

BOOOOOM.

Kara's body slammed into the heart of New York City, leaving a crater the size of a basketball court in the middle of Times Square. Debris and smoke erupted into the air as cars screeched to a halt and civilians screamed.

Panic broke out immediately.

"Oh god, is this another alien invasion?!"

"Not again!"

"Why is it always New York?!"

A man in a hot dog costume stared down into the crater, mustard dripping off his bun hat.

"…That's a blonde alien babe."

Kara groaned, lifting her head. Her hair was covered in ash, her cape tattered, and her entire body ached like she'd just been through every season finale of her life.

She spat out dust. "I… hate trucks."

A shadow passed over her.

She looked up to see a masked figure crouched on a streetlamp—red and blue spandex, wide-eyed lenses. He tilted his head, clearly confused.

It was Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man, though Kara didn't know that yet.

"Uh… you okay down there?" he called out, voice hesitant.

Kara squinted at him. "Are you… a bug?"

Peter blinked. "What? No! I'm Spider-Man!"

She dragged herself up onto one knee. "Spider… Man? So you're a man… but also a spider?"

"That's… basically it, yeah."

She nodded slowly. "Okay. Yeah. That's normal. Sure."

Peter scratched the back of his neck. "You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?"

Before she could answer, more sirens filled the air. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in black SUVs screeched onto the scene, weapons drawn. Natasha Romanoff—wearing her sleek black suit—stepped out, sunglasses on, looking every bit the badass.

Kara's tired eyes narrowed. "Oh, great. Cops."

Natasha's gaze locked onto her. "Stand down, alien."

Kara rolled her eyes. "Lady, I just got hit by a space truck. I'm not in the mood."

As tensions rose, something far worse echoed from above:

HOOOONK.

Kara's eyes snapped upward. "Oh no…"

The civilians looked up. Spider-Man looked up. Natasha looked up.

The Kryptonite Express Space Delivery Truck phased briefly into view above the skyline—honking, shimmering green with toxic energy, before vanishing back into the void like a cosmic UPS van from hell.

Everyone stood frozen.

A random New Yorker whispered, "Did anyone else… see that truck?"

Peter nodded slowly. "Yeah… yeah, I saw it."

Natasha lowered her gun. "What the hell is happening today?"

Kara, on the other hand, had dropped to her knees.

Her fists clenched the cracked asphalt.

"That… truck…" she muttered, eyes twitching.

Peter crouched beside her, concerned. "Uh… alien lady?"

Kara's head snapped up, eyes glowing faintly red. "I swear on Rao, I will find whoever drives that truck… and I will end them."

Peter leaned away slightly. "Okaaay… cool, cool."

Natasha adjusted her sunglasses. "Get in the SUV. We need answers."

Kara sighed. "Fine. But I'm not filling out any paperwork."

Somewhere, in a pocket dimension warehouse, the Kryptonite Express Space Delivery Truck backed into its docking station. The hooded driver stepped out, sipping his coffee, clipboard in hand.

A coworker in a glowing vest approached. "Successful delivery?"

The driver smirked. "Yep. Package sent to Earth-199999. Reason for transfer: LOL."

They both high-fived.

A sign above them read:

"Multiverse Freight Co. – Delivering Chaos Across Realities!"

The camera panned to a wall of completed delivery forms, including:

Supergirl → Marvel Universe (LOL)

Batman → Dino World (Because Why Not)

Deadpool → Everywhere (He Asked For It)

The driver stretched. "Alright. Who's next?"

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