Superbabes: Special Delivery Service

I don't own DC

Time: 9:34 PM. Place Gotham (Superbabes)

*Ring Ring, Click

"Hello? Superbabes, we now deliver."

"Hey I'd like to order the Harley Quinn meal please."

"A hot dog with everything on it, a side of fries, pudding pack, and a soft drink..."

"Yes please."

"Anything else."

"Delivered by… Harley Quinn, please."

"…Alright…. We expect her back within 60 minutes or the police will be called… Please give me your name, address and choice of soft drinks."

"…Yes of course. Thank you."

Meanwhile, moments later.

"Harley." Orders noted as the curvaceous clown girl strolled over to the counter, a smile on her black lips, her face all painted up, and the jester cap ends bouncing around her head as she put her elbows on the counter, leaning close and watching Orders Playfully as her phat ass wobbled behind her… however it only enticed a passing Veronica to playfully smack it as she made her way out the door, recently getting an order herself. Harley, a bit of her momentum recently lost thanks to that wobbling ass smacking, sighed through her nose.

"What do you got for me puddin?" she purred in a perfect imitation of the 'Original' Harley Quinn. Orders bought the franchise location a short time after the incognito clown princess left, so she never met her personally or professionally. Melissa was a good replacement on her voice imitation skills alone, although she used to be Stargirl when 'Harley' was still around… that reminded Orders… She needed to get around to finding a new Stargirl.

"Don't do the voice when you talk to me… it's weird." Orders mumbled pushing the delivery towards her. "Speaking of… you got an odd one." Harley's eyes narrowed into a fairly determined pout.

"…Odd as in 'you're going to be stuck in an elevator'? Odd. Or odd as in he's going to be kinky?"

"The second one." Orders noted as Harley took the bag of food and strutted out, her black and red plump clown booty, still stinging from Veronica's hand, wobbling goodbye as she headed out.

"Kinky I can deal with, getting stuck in an elevator wasn't fun." She hesitated and shrugged reluctantly. "Okay it was fun but… you know what I mean." She noted as Orders gave a shrug herself.

"I do."

She drove out towards the suburbs of Gotham. But more towards the richer side of the tracks. Literally, the Gotham trains rumbled close by separating the upper middle class from the lower middle class… She parked the car on the curb of a quaint two-story with a white picket fence and a recently painted green door. It was too shiny to have been in Gotham for long. He walked through the white fence, approached the front door, double-checked her make-up in the shiny window. Then knocked. "Superbabes." She cooed in her Harley voice.

Time: 9:59 PM. Place: Gotham (Suburbs adjacent)

"Special Delivery Service." She smiled as the door, slowly opened. A rather portly dark-haired man stood there, clean, shaven. A little round in the belly but not necessarily fat.

"Hello my dear." He smiled pleasantly as Harley resisted the urge to turn around and quickly run back to the car. It was… unnecessarily creepy. Polite. But creepy. But… trusting inwardly (and accurately) that Orders wouldn't put her in danger. She smiled charmingly at him.

"Hiya puddin." She grinned as he stepped aside and allowed her to walk in. Watching her rear wiggle as she took a quick glance around the entryway. There was a banister stairway leading up, passing by a collection of pictures with obvious members of his family, a couple of identical-looking kids of varying ages, and a particularly attractive looking trophy wife. A living room to her right, dining room ahead, and the semblance of a kitchen attached to that…

"I'll take that my dear." He said politely, taking the food as she winked at him.

"Alright puddin, if you insist… but ah… where do you want me?" his round face turned pinkishly red as he chuckled and gestured to the stairs.

"Please. Head up, turn right. The last door on your left." She slowly strutted up the stairs, glancing over her shoulder at him as his cheerful face remained locked on her plump backside, so she let it wiggle and jiggle just a little more as she happily skipped up the steps. Turned right, then the last door on her left…

She walked into a perfectly average room. A large bed with long bedposts, a set on the far wall facing it. A closet, and besides that door was an antique wardrobe… it seemed like a perfectly functional guest room.

"MMn! Delicious." She admittedly jumped as he appeared behind her, eating the hotdog, "This is good." He praised contentedly, "The wife hates it when I eat takeout." He said a little bitterly before glancing at her body as she put her hands on her hips.

"Oh? A naughty boy." She crooned "Playing while the wife's away?" he shrugged dismissively, putting the hotdog on the table by the recliner as he walked towards the wardrobe.

"We have an understanding… she lets me act out a few fetishes with perfectly willing girls, and I don't divorce her for cheating on me with the various pool boys I've caught her with." He pulled out a wrought iron key, classic, as he unlocked the door to the wardrobe and opened it.

"…That's… quite a toy chest." She said, eyes widening and actually losing her voice for a moment as the wardrobe swung opened. Dildos, arranged from small to large, whips with various tails, French ticklers, balls on strings, fuzzy handcuffs… all sorts of sex toys, including a few only sold in Japan. According to her friend Joy at any rate… and what looked like a dildo SO LARGE it could only have fit into Giganta. The REAL Giganta…

"I would hate for you to feel uncomfortable my dear." He said, stepping away and sitting on the recliner, absently eating his hotdog as he watched her. "So please. Take your pick." She stared at the collection of sex toys and smiled prettily.

"Well… Might as well." She winked at him, as she hooked her shirt and pulled it off. He watched her intently, leaning forward slightly with interest as her pants slipped onto the floor and she strolled across the floor towards the cabinet in her thong underwear and bra. "Hmmn…" she dusted her fingers across the dildo tips. "Ooh. What are these?" she giggled, picking up a pair of odd, conical cups no bigger than silver dollars.

"Ah… those are my... Own designs…" he said proudly, you put them directly onto your nipples and push-" he pointed to a small device that they had been resting beside. "That button there."

"Hmph." She smiled, as she unclasped her bra… it fell away and he fidgeted on the chair. His arousal obvious but he remained silent as she delicately placed the cups directly on her nipples, she was afraid they'd wall away but she quickly pressed the button.

ShhhUCK.

"Oooh…" she twitched slightly as they vacuumed sealed around her nipples, her breasts twitching as they slowly vibrated, she bit her bottom lip. Turning to face him as her breasts danced with the gentle, pleasant vibration. "Naughty boy!" she cooed as he smiled, blushing… she was starting to admit. He was cute in a 'grand-daddy' sort of way. She took the remote and tossed it to him, he failed to catch it, it bounced off his chest onto his lap as he put his hotdog down. "You hold onto that for me…" she purred, glancing at the dildos. "I know what YOU want puddin…" she purred, taking some Alice approved sized dildos, girthy and long… THICK. One a dark, blood red. The other a… stereotypical midnight black.

She held both tips to her black lips as the hum from her breasts filled the room, her tongue slithered across both as she wiggled her hips slowly, heading to the bed. "Let's… start. Real. Slow…" she cooed as he watched her attentively. She tossed them onto the bed, before crawling on the sheets like a stripper. Still in her cap, but otherwise completely naked, she turned, facing the headboard as he watched. She fell forward onto the bed, raising her ass up in the air with a wiggle and a giggle… before adjusting the big red dildo between her legs, resting the base on the bed and pointing the tip up directly at her tight little pussy as she wiggled her rear at him. Holding the dildo with both hands she rolled upright, "Ah… aHhhhh…" she sighed, shaking as her tight vaginal walls stretched on the thick rubber cock. "Oooh…" she planted herself on it until her crotch kissed her hands. Her body shaking as it stretched her to capacity… her fingers sinking into it as she shifted forward, sliding up the rubber meat before slowly lowering back down.

"Ooh it's so BIG…" she purred, mouth open and looked at the headboard as her body quivered. "I LOVE it…" she purred, up, down, up, down… he watched her intently as the rubber toy spread her pussy lips wide, it was becoming slicker and slicker as it vanished and reappeared inside her. Her beautiful bouncy ass cheeks jiggling as she jerked her hips up and down the thick rubber.

"Oh my…" he giggled, almost childishly as she began to speed up.

"MMmn. MMMN!! Oh it's so good Puddin!" she purred, pushing herself as she rode the dildo, "Ah. Ah. Oh I'm gonna cum!!!" she was quickly reminded on her humming breasts, her nipple vibrators shaking wildly as he increased the power. "Oh Dirty boy!" she praised, "It's so good! OOH! It's so good!!" she sat on the vibrate, "AHhh!!" she shook wildly, letting go of the toy and falling forward, pushing on the bed as her body jerked and twitched, shaking as the orgasm surged through her, eyes rolling behind her domino mask. "OOoh… Ooooh…" she groaned, grinning before her hand clawed towards the big black dildo, gripping it tightly.

"…Did you like that puddin?" she cooed as he nodded excitedly.

"Very exciting…" he grinned.

"You're telling me…" she laughed, sitting up on the dildo, and clapping a hand onto her plump pawg booty, spreading it open as she slurped the black dildo liberally with her mouth before reaching around, pushing it against her tight rear hole.

"Ah… wait…" he said, practically jumping from his seat as she hesitated. "May I?" he began. She stared at him like he was an idiot…

"…I insist." She said in her normal voice and a pretty (but a little forced) smile as he went to his wardrobe, eyes adorably locked on her as she held still, still spreading and twitching on the red dildo as he retrieved a pink, oblong-shaped vibrator attached to a string and a switch, it was no bigger than a thumb. Before he approached her with a pleasant smile and pushed the pink vibrator carefully up her ass… and she didn't know how he did it but he somehow managed to maintain his gentlemanly aura about him as he did so…

That's very hard to do when you're sticking something up someone's ass.

Immediately, the vibrator began to hum inside her as he rested the switch dangling from the string on the bed. "Ah… ahh…" she gasped, moaning erotically, her tongue sliding across her smeared black lips. "Can I play with your toys now puddin?" she purred as he giggled.

"Please!" he praised, sitting eagerly back on the recliner as she took the big, thick black dildo and rammed it up her ass, falling forward as the two thick rods of rubber stretched and rubbed her insides, she felt them grinding against each other as she cupped her hands on the base, gripping them tightly with her fingers, and sliding both in and out of her alternately.

"Ooh! OOOH YES!!" she writhed, her ass shaking as her hands moved on their own, pumping the two dildos in and out, slow and deliberate, she twisted and turned them as they plunged inside her, the vibrators on her breasts and up her ass seemingly intensifying as her body drove quickly towards her climax. "OH Yeah! YEAH! PUDDIN!! OOOH!!!" her ass wagged in the air like a dog in heat, reflexively, the constant self-ravaging of her dildos speeding up reflexively as she shuddered and froze, "I LOVE! GETTING! FUCKED!! Ahh!! Haaa! MMGH!!" both dildos were still inside her, but she lost strength in her fingers, "Puddin…" she whined pleadingly, wiggling her dildo stuffed holes at him. "Play with me…" she cooed eagerly.

She was at the very EDGE of a mind-blowing orgasm… but she NEEDED someone else to drive her over it.

"O-Oh… uh… my…" he got up, unsure of himself. He approached her, crawling on the bed and staring at her vacuum-tight holes wrapped tightly around the gaping dildos, the hum from her insides just barely audible. "Are you sure?"

"PUDDIN." She hissed, shaking and twitching, her body jiggling erotically before him. "PLAY WITH ME!" he grinned, gripping the dildo's around the base and- "Ooh! Oh YEAH! YEAH!!! mMMNGH!! UGH!! JUST LIKE THAT!!!" she shrieked as the dildos drove in and out, in and out, simultaneously, ramming deep into her body as her ass bucked, her stomach clenched, she clawed the sheets, gazing and drooling onto the bed as she grunted, groaned and-"UUUUUGH!!!"

"Ooh My." He grinned as she fell forward, shaking wildly.

"Ahh! AHH YEAH!! FUCK!!" she cried out, grinning deliriously as she suddenly slashed around grabbing the dildos and ripping them out of her as she spasmed, and twitch. "MMmngh! MMMn…" she bit her bottom lip, her blue eyes quivering onto him as she slowly began to laugh. "Ha… Ha-ha…Ha-HA-HA!!" she smiled prettily at him as he watched. "Oooh that was SO good Puddin…" she wiggled her hips, then rolled over onto her back as he watched in intently, she lifted, then spread her legs apart, her hand sliding towards her crotch through her silky blonde pubic hairs. "Mmmn. Mmmn…" she moaned, fingering herself as she clutched her other hand to her tit, flicking the vibrating cup as she giggled. "…Ready to put YOURs in me Puddin?"

He rubbed the back of his neck, chuckling nervously. "Oh… not… quite yet." He said, reaching over and handing her the dildos, "If you don't mind my dear."

She pouted playfully, "Poo Puddin…" she said, taking the black dildo, and pushing it into her pussy, "uugn!" she looked into his eyes as she licked her lips, pumping the dildo between her spread legs as her lower lips quivered, taking the red dildo, lubricated liberally with her pussy juices between her breasts. Pushing her tits together with her upper arms and rubbing the dildo's inside and on top of her, her lips and tongue kissing and licking the red dildo, "Mmn. Ah… nmmm!" she licked and slurped the dildo, giving him the best blue 'fuck me eyes' this side of Gotham… currently.

"Puddin…" she whined, pulling the red dildo away and rolling onto her side, "Come here and let my play with you…" she cooed, shoving the red dildo up her ass as her hips bucked back and forth, leg wagging in the air as she pumped them back and forth. "I want real dick… I want hot cum… ugh! Ngh!" she pumped the dildo's rapidly and shoved them deep into her, shaking and twitching as she came. "H-haaaa…" she sighed as he stood up, dropping his pants.

He was… unfortunately small. Even erect. But she did not laugh… she yanked the red dildo from her ass, tossing it aside as she rolled onto her back, curling her finger at him seductively as her tits continued to jiggle with the vibrators on her nipples. "Come here puddin." He hesitated but crawled onto the bed as she put her finger on her bottom lip and opened her mouth. "…Put it right in here…" she opened her mouth, sticking out her tongue. "MMmn… hmmn-hmmm." She moaned as his hips slowly moved back and forth, her tongue swirling all over his cock as she sucked loudly. One hand on his ass, the other on the dildo, gliding it between her legs, moving it with his slow thrusts.

He held the headboard of the bed, mindlessly pumping his hips into the beautiful younger girl's mouth as his cock was quickly stained black by her lipstick, her make-up sticking to his skin as her sweat slowly made it run, his paunchy stomach quickly turning chalky white as it bopped against her forehead, she giggled as he twitched between her lips as her tongue swirled around him. The dildo noisily squelching in her pussy as the hum of her tits, vibrated against his legs.

"Oh. Oh! My dear! Oh!!" he violently jerked in her mouth, his hands clutching to the dangling ends of her jester cap. As she plunged the dildo into her body, speeding up as he held her close. Her other hand pushing his hips to her face, squeezing his ass as she hummed and giggled around his cock.

"Hmm-hMM!!" she smiled up at him as her tongue whirled, her lips slurped, and she inhaled his scent. The dildo constantly plunging in and out as his load rushed out into her mouth. "MMmn." She cooed, eyes closing as his surprisingly pleasant taste filled her mouth. "Mmn… mmpgh?" her eyes widened as she pumped the dildo faster, he was STILL cumming, like a firehouse… she gulped his first load but another one came just as quickly. "MMngh! Hurrm!!" she giggled around his cock, tongue flicking it rapidly as he shuddered… then she did, plunging the dildo inside her hard. "MMmg! MMRmpgh! UUGH!!" her eyes rolled as she climaxed on the dildo, yanking it out of her leaking, spasming pussy as, humorously, he fell backward. "Ahh!" she gasped, tilting her head back to hold his load as he lied on top of her… she giggled, gulping his load easily as she opened her mouth. "Ah! Ha-ha…"

He grinned blearily, hand on his stomach, his unfortunately sized cock limp on his quivering sack as she licked her smeared lips. She gave his cock a sticky black lipstick mark and smiled. "…Want some more puddin?" she cooed. Rubbing his legs, "I bet I can make you cum buckets inside me…"

"…I'd like to… ejaculate on you." He said, a little poshly… she laughed sweetly. It was kinda cute who he WASN'T treating her completely like an escort.

"Puddin you can CUM in me…" he shifted off her as she rubbed her… admittedly at this point loosened lower body… that was going to be a training session with Ronnie-bell to get back into shape. "You can blow that hot sticky load right inside me…" she cooed, moaning erotically.

He grinned sheepishly, handing her back the red dildo as she sighed with a smile, "Alright puddin…" she cooed, pushing it back into her pussy, "All! Right…" she sighed, shivering. "…Just… not the face. This make-up is a bitch to apply on the fly…" she slowly pumped the dildo back and forth, "Ah… ahhh…" she sighed, watching him as he stood on his knees, jerking his cock as he matched the pace of the dildo. "Yeah… yeah you like my tight clown pussy?" she licked her lips, "MMmn it's so good. And SO big… it's stretching out my tight little pussy…" he pumped his hips back and forth in his hand as he watched her, she giggled. "Ooh I like that puddin…" she sighed, writhing on the bed as her dildoing hand rage on. "OOoh I LIKE that… just like THAT!" she growled, "Ah. Ah. AH. YEAH… Oh I LOVE this fucking COCK!"

"Ugh! Ugh!!" he grunted.

"You close? You close Puddin? Cum all over me… cum all over Harley. She wants that hot load all over her! Ugh!!" she pushed her crotch up in the air, arching her back as she pushed the dildo so deep inside herself, her pussy lips almost closed around it, "UUUUGH GOD!!" she gasped as he cried out in bliss.

Ropes of hot white cum sprayed across her body as she sighed, falling down onto the bed as she closed her eyes, feeling her tits, her stomach, her blonde pubes, covered in his load and, like a gentleman, he did exactly as she asked and didn't spray her face. He dropped onto the bed, sighing as his cock went limp and grinning as she slowly pulled the dildo from her crotch, slowly licking the tip as she smiled at him… tasting herself.

"…That was amazing…" he grinned as she chuckled.

"You're welcome puddin." She cooed as he slowly got off the bed and, opening a drawer in the wardrobe retrieved a box of tissues, handing them to her and a wastebin as she casually cleaned herself up. He collected the toys: the dildos, the vibrators, and when he thought she wasn't looking he sniffed them, heading towards the closet only to reveal it was a bathroom, and putting them delicately in the sink.

"Oh. Yes." He returned as she was almost pristine. "…May I?" she blinked at him, then realized she was still wearing the nipple vibrators.

"Oh! Right… forgot about those…" she grinned playfully, sticking her chest out for him. He hesitated as she smiled, shaking her chest as her vibrating tits jiggled. "Well?"

He smiled politely and PLUCKED them off her hard nipples as she cooed, retrieving the remote to turn them off. She giggled, sliding off the bed and, remembering this time to RETRIEVE her underwear, promptly redressed herself… "You know…" she purred as he delicately washed the toys, "…You COULD do more with me…" he shrugged and said matter-of-factly.

"I…like what I like." He said, fidgeting…" she shrugged, judging by his hints of wife emasculation whatever got him off was just fine with her.

"Whatever. I don't kink shame. It's your money." before adding arousingly. "And it felt FUCKING good..." she purred softly.

"Oh. Right your payment." He said a little pink, and ignoring her added statement before returning to the wardrobe. He opened another drawer and her eyes widened, it was like in the movies where one opened a money suitcase, except there were multiple different currencies… "Here we go." He said, taking a stack of US and counting it. "Hmmmmn… here you go. And something extra my dear for… playing along." He smiled as she winked, leaning forward and giving the man a kiss on the cheek, leaving a messy black lipstick print.

"No problem puddin." She strutted away, blowing him another kiss as her ass swayed erotically behind her. She skipped down the stairs and opened the door, only to see a beautiful woman with a lot of 'work done' around the face standing at the door with keys in her hand. She was the woman from the picture's she scowled furiously at her, but she winked and strutted right by, confidently… before adding with a confident, joking grin. "He was GREAT." And skipped to the curb as the woman SLAMMED the door shut.

Time: 11:21. Place. Gotham (Superbabes)

"Here you go." Melissa slid the money to Orders, minus her 'extra' as Orders counted it out and gave her back her cut. "You know… it was a weird session but I wouldn't say it was odd… you know?"

"MMn." Orders mumbled dismissively, reaching beneath the desk and handing Melissa am oddly padded ping pong paddle.

"What's this for?"

"Payback." Orders noted as a recently returned Veronica (clearly late as she left before Melissa) walked backward into the employee lounge, a few of her 'fans' desperate for her attention, clambering just outside the threshold as she smiled.

"Boys! Boys! I CAN'T! You know my rules! Once I'm in the building you'll have to wait!" she bent forward adorably, her face inches from going over the threshold like it was a magic forcefield. "Winking at them. Be good boys…"

Orders glared at Veronica as Melissa, twirling the paddle in her hand thoughtfully, glanced as Veronica's open, prostrated backside and lunged forward. Paddle-UP!

CRACK!! "EEEEP!!!" Veronica clutched to her rear, jerking upright as she skipped forward in surprise, right out the door. "Ooh…" she sighed reluctantly, laughing lightly as they grabbed her gently, picked her up, and carried her away. Orders grumbled and noted to dock Veronica's cut when she returned from her… 'hobbies'.

"Good work Mel" she noted, giving Melissa a few more bills from her delivery as Mel grinned.

"…I'm getting a new appreciation for toys today…" she smiled, handing Orders back her paddle.

End of chapter

So this was VERY different from what I usually do, I'm not really a TOY guy, but I've always wanted to try doing a scene like this.