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Chapter 163 Don't talk nonsense, who has read pornography?
Chapter 163 Don't talk nonsense, who has read pornography?
[PS: My mother is sick, and I am busy seeing her doctor, so I can only take time to update it every day.Tomorrow, I will go to accompany my mother for an operation, and I will update it when I come back at night. 】
Taoist Xuanxuan was very angry, he was pissed off by what Su Wen did.
"Where's Su Wen?" Taoist Xuanxuan finally made up his mind to have a good talk with Su Wen.
"Master, he is with Uncle Lingsong."
"Call him over!"
……
Su Wen reluctantly went to the main hall.
"The others go out first, and I will talk to Su Wen alone."
"Master, what are you looking for me for? Are you going to send me down the mountain?"
"Go down the mountain?"
"Couldn't it be, I thought that the master's conscience found out and planned to send me out of Laoshan."
"If you want to leave Laoshan, it's a dream!" Taoist Xuanxuan saw through Su Wen's trick, "You should still be my disciple of Laoshan sect obediently, and don't even think about leaving in this life."
"Hehe, actually I don't plan to leave now." Su Wen said very calmly, "Laoshan is still very interesting. I have discovered a lot of interesting things. Now that I am asked to leave, I am not willing to leave."
Daoist Xuanxuan glared at Su Wen: "When you arrive at my Laoshan Mountain, you will be my disciple of my Laoshan Mountain School, and you must abide by all the rules of my Laoshan School."
Su Wen nodded. He already knew Taoist Xuanxuan would mention this: "Master, I have written down all the nine major precepts and seventeen minor precepts on Mount Lao."
Taoist Xuanxuan didn't believe it: "For example, the seventh great commandment?"
"Abstain from disobedience and unfilial piety!"
"No. 12 small precepts?"
"Quit eating and being lazy."
……
After asking several questions in succession, Taoist Xuanxuan was surprised that Su Wen really remembered them all.
Taoist Xuanxuan naturally didn't know that Su Wen had the ability of memory, and the basic memory skills rewarded by the system were not for nothing.
On the way here, Su Wen guessed that Taoist Xuanxuan might ask this question, so he specially spent 2 minutes to recite it.
"Su Wen, since you have already familiarized yourself with the rules of our Laoshan School, why do you continue to violate them?"
Here comes the key.
"Master, don't talk nonsense, when did I violate it?"
"Did the rice of Laoshan school be shit by the chicken and can't be eaten? Didn't you instigate the chicken?"
"Master was wronged!" Su Wen hurriedly said, "What kind of chicken, I have never seen before, let alone instructing the chicken to shit in the rice."
"Everyone says you did it."
"Master, maybe someone else deliberately planted it on me. This kind of thing needs to be based on evidence, and the master will accuse me indiscriminately, and he will lose his status as a master."
Taoist Xuanxuan was stunned, how could he be accused by Su Wen.
"Then what happened to the few spiritual grasses in the backyard?"
"Lingcao, let me think about it."
"Someone saw that you took away the spirit grass and used it as a dish. What else do you have to argue about?"
"Master, I remembered." Su Wen patted his head, "Uncle Lingsong didn't have anything to cook, so he asked me to go out and find some, but I just arrived in Laoshan, and I don't know the place where I live, where can I go?" Looking for something to cook. Just when I didn't know what to do, I saw a small vegetable garden surrounded by a fence. Although I didn't know what vegetables were planted in the vegetable garden, in order not to worry Master Lingsong, I Picked up a little at random."
"you……"
"Master, I don't know, you can't punish me!"
"Although you didn't know it, what you committed was too bad and you must be punished."
"Master, if this is the case, then everyone in Laoshan Sect must be punished together with me."
"why?"
"Master, I have to be punished without knowing it. Shouldn't you be punished for eating spirit grass without knowing?"
"This……"
"The dinner that day was delicious. I remember that everyone ate Laoshan pie except Mr. Liu who was sweeping the floor."
"Let's forget about it."
"Master is wise!"
……
"What about the three gazebos on the back mountain?"
"Master, I had a dream, and my grandfather entrusted it to me. He said that the three gazebos on the back mountain broke the Feng Shui of Laoshan School."
"So you got burned."
"Master is wise again, I admire you!"
Taoist Xuanxuan was really going crazy. He found that Su Wen was a hedgehog. It looked easy to squeeze, but he couldn't find a place.
"You go down first!"
"Master, then I'm leaving?"
"Let's go!" Taoist Xuanxuan waved his hand, "By the way, don't forget to come to me tomorrow morning. You have already entered the Laoshan School. I want to teach you some martial arts."
"Thank you, Master!"
Su Wen agreed briskly, but he didn't think he was really a disciple of Laoshan School.
……
"Uncle Lingsong, what are you eating today?"
"eat snake!"
"Snake soup, delicious!"
"Eat raw!"
……
"Xiaoyan, where are we going?"
"Go to Master Lingye."
"Uncle Lingye?"
"There are three second-generation disciples, namely Master Lingsong, Master Lingye and Master Lingyin. Master Lingye lives here. He likes Dongxuanzi."
"Dong Xuanzi, what is it?"
"I don't know either. Uncle Lingsong often says that Uncle Lingye is a cowardly adulterer. A thief."
"Damn, prostitute is good!" Su Wen muttered, "But Xiaoyan, what are we doing here?"
"Every week, two disciples will change the quilt for Master Ling Ye. Today is our turn."
"Change the quilt?"
"Ok!"
The two talked all the way, and they arrived at Master Ling Ye's residence.
"Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river continent!"
"That's Master Lingye, a big man who picks his feet!"
"My fair lady, a gentleman is so sweet!"
"Fuck, is he reciting the Book of Songs?"
"Uncle Lingye only knows this poem, and he recites it several times a day."
"No way!"
The two arrived at Ling Ye's side.
Su Wen had a better look at Ling Ye's appearance. This guy was unshaven and his hair was messed up like a bird's nest. He still had the bowl for breakfast. Huang's book.
This image is a typical dick!
"Uncle Master!"
"Master Ling Ye!"
"Go and change the quilt!" Ling Ye pointed to the room.
Su Wen was about to enter the house, but suddenly stopped: "Master Ling Ye, are you really reading the Book of Songs?"
Ling Ye looked at Su Wen strangely: "Didn't you hear me recite?"
Su Wen naturally heard it, but what he saw in front of him seemed to be a little different: "Uncle Shi, you took it down."
Ling Ye was stunned, and his face flushed: "I have memorized it by heart, so why not go backwards?"
"Master Ling Ye, then you don't want to read such dirty books, do you?"
"Don't talk nonsense, who read pornographic books?"
"Isn't it yellow?"
"Yellow?"
"It's very yellow, it can't be any more yellow."
Ling Ye was startled, and he looked at Su Wen carefully: "How did you find out?"
Su Wen was puzzled, and frowned, "It's obvious!"
"Damn, I thought I covered it up pretty well, but I didn't expect to be discovered by you, amazing!" After Ling Ye finished speaking, he simply turned to the second page of the yellow book, "Baopuzi 36 styles, edited version, It was passed down from the Ming Dynasty."
Su Wen was speechless when he saw the note on the second page and the blood-spitting illustration.
"Master, the yellow book I'm talking about is just that your book has been left for too long, and it's a little yellow."
"Forehead……"
Ling Ye looked back at Su Wen with a face of shame.
"Actually, uncle, look at how boring this is. There are many things in the world that look better than this."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
"It looks better than Dongxuanzi's 36 style?"
"Of course, let me tell you, people in the secular world watch the live-action version now." Su Wen sat next to Ling Ye, and for this innocent nerd in his decades, he started an in-depth speech on action romance movies, until By making Lingye stunned for a while, Su Wen was considered over.
"Su Wen, when will you take me outside to see and see?"
"Uncle, this is wrong."
"Our two brothers, what's wrong, don't you think of me as a brother?"
"Uncle, pay attention to your seniority."
"Damn seniority, you will be my brother from now on."
"Uncle, how embarrassing that is."
"You talk so much nonsense, I'll do as long as I say." Ling Ye shouted, but then whispered, "As long as you take the uncle out to see and see, the uncle will not forget your benefits. I can lend you this dual cultivation secret method for two days."
"Uncle, what is the secret method of double cultivation?"
"The secret method of intercourse between a man and a woman can not only increase your cultivation, but also experience the joy of fish and water."
Su Wen was overjoyed, this is a good thing!
"I'm excited, so let's go down the mountain now?"
"Uncle, it's still not good. I'm just an ordinary disciple, and I can't go down the mountain casually."
"That's true." Ling Ye seemed to know, "It seems that the master told me that anyone can leave, but you can't leave Laoshan!"
"Uncle, my life is so miserable!"
"Staying in Laoshan for a lifetime is quite bitter, but it's not like there's no chance of leaving."
"How to leave?"
"There are two ways, do you want to listen to it?"
"Uncle, tell me!"
"The first one, if you defeat the master, going down the mountain is naturally not a problem."
"This won't work, my martial arts is too far behind my master's." Su Wen shook his head resolutely.
"The second is that you become the head of the Laoshan School, and you can leave as you please."
"Is there a head of the Laoshan School?"
"It used to be. It died when I beat the little devil, and it hasn't been there since then."
"I'm new here, so I can't be the leader."
"If there is a chance, the head is selected. If everyone chooses you, you will be the head."
"Master will definitely not choose me."
"The head of the Laoshan School adopts a voting system. The first-generation disciples have five votes, the special masters have ten votes, the second-generation disciples three votes, and the third-generation disciples one vote. As long as you have the most votes, you can't be the head. "
"This one……"
"Well, think about it. I will choose you then."
"Uncle, it sounds very tempting. I don't know when to choose the head?"
"In three days' time, there will be a monthly meeting of the Laoshan faction, as long as someone proposes to be the leader again."
"Uncle, is this okay?"
"It's okay, I'm still waiting for you to take me down the mountain."
"Master Uncle, go and help me get votes. I'll give you the amount of resources when it's done." Su Wen raised ten fingers.
"Ten, that's too few!"
"No, it's 10T!"
(End of this chapter)
[PS: My mother is sick, and I am busy seeing her doctor, so I can only take time to update it every day.Tomorrow, I will go to accompany my mother for an operation, and I will update it when I come back at night. 】
Taoist Xuanxuan was very angry, he was pissed off by what Su Wen did.
"Where's Su Wen?" Taoist Xuanxuan finally made up his mind to have a good talk with Su Wen.
"Master, he is with Uncle Lingsong."
"Call him over!"
……
Su Wen reluctantly went to the main hall.
"The others go out first, and I will talk to Su Wen alone."
"Master, what are you looking for me for? Are you going to send me down the mountain?"
"Go down the mountain?"
"Couldn't it be, I thought that the master's conscience found out and planned to send me out of Laoshan."
"If you want to leave Laoshan, it's a dream!" Taoist Xuanxuan saw through Su Wen's trick, "You should still be my disciple of Laoshan sect obediently, and don't even think about leaving in this life."
"Hehe, actually I don't plan to leave now." Su Wen said very calmly, "Laoshan is still very interesting. I have discovered a lot of interesting things. Now that I am asked to leave, I am not willing to leave."
Daoist Xuanxuan glared at Su Wen: "When you arrive at my Laoshan Mountain, you will be my disciple of my Laoshan Mountain School, and you must abide by all the rules of my Laoshan School."
Su Wen nodded. He already knew Taoist Xuanxuan would mention this: "Master, I have written down all the nine major precepts and seventeen minor precepts on Mount Lao."
Taoist Xuanxuan didn't believe it: "For example, the seventh great commandment?"
"Abstain from disobedience and unfilial piety!"
"No. 12 small precepts?"
"Quit eating and being lazy."
……
After asking several questions in succession, Taoist Xuanxuan was surprised that Su Wen really remembered them all.
Taoist Xuanxuan naturally didn't know that Su Wen had the ability of memory, and the basic memory skills rewarded by the system were not for nothing.
On the way here, Su Wen guessed that Taoist Xuanxuan might ask this question, so he specially spent 2 minutes to recite it.
"Su Wen, since you have already familiarized yourself with the rules of our Laoshan School, why do you continue to violate them?"
Here comes the key.
"Master, don't talk nonsense, when did I violate it?"
"Did the rice of Laoshan school be shit by the chicken and can't be eaten? Didn't you instigate the chicken?"
"Master was wronged!" Su Wen hurriedly said, "What kind of chicken, I have never seen before, let alone instructing the chicken to shit in the rice."
"Everyone says you did it."
"Master, maybe someone else deliberately planted it on me. This kind of thing needs to be based on evidence, and the master will accuse me indiscriminately, and he will lose his status as a master."
Taoist Xuanxuan was stunned, how could he be accused by Su Wen.
"Then what happened to the few spiritual grasses in the backyard?"
"Lingcao, let me think about it."
"Someone saw that you took away the spirit grass and used it as a dish. What else do you have to argue about?"
"Master, I remembered." Su Wen patted his head, "Uncle Lingsong didn't have anything to cook, so he asked me to go out and find some, but I just arrived in Laoshan, and I don't know the place where I live, where can I go?" Looking for something to cook. Just when I didn't know what to do, I saw a small vegetable garden surrounded by a fence. Although I didn't know what vegetables were planted in the vegetable garden, in order not to worry Master Lingsong, I Picked up a little at random."
"you……"
"Master, I don't know, you can't punish me!"
"Although you didn't know it, what you committed was too bad and you must be punished."
"Master, if this is the case, then everyone in Laoshan Sect must be punished together with me."
"why?"
"Master, I have to be punished without knowing it. Shouldn't you be punished for eating spirit grass without knowing?"
"This……"
"The dinner that day was delicious. I remember that everyone ate Laoshan pie except Mr. Liu who was sweeping the floor."
"Let's forget about it."
"Master is wise!"
……
"What about the three gazebos on the back mountain?"
"Master, I had a dream, and my grandfather entrusted it to me. He said that the three gazebos on the back mountain broke the Feng Shui of Laoshan School."
"So you got burned."
"Master is wise again, I admire you!"
Taoist Xuanxuan was really going crazy. He found that Su Wen was a hedgehog. It looked easy to squeeze, but he couldn't find a place.
"You go down first!"
"Master, then I'm leaving?"
"Let's go!" Taoist Xuanxuan waved his hand, "By the way, don't forget to come to me tomorrow morning. You have already entered the Laoshan School. I want to teach you some martial arts."
"Thank you, Master!"
Su Wen agreed briskly, but he didn't think he was really a disciple of Laoshan School.
……
"Uncle Lingsong, what are you eating today?"
"eat snake!"
"Snake soup, delicious!"
"Eat raw!"
……
"Xiaoyan, where are we going?"
"Go to Master Lingye."
"Uncle Lingye?"
"There are three second-generation disciples, namely Master Lingsong, Master Lingye and Master Lingyin. Master Lingye lives here. He likes Dongxuanzi."
"Dong Xuanzi, what is it?"
"I don't know either. Uncle Lingsong often says that Uncle Lingye is a cowardly adulterer. A thief."
"Damn, prostitute is good!" Su Wen muttered, "But Xiaoyan, what are we doing here?"
"Every week, two disciples will change the quilt for Master Ling Ye. Today is our turn."
"Change the quilt?"
"Ok!"
The two talked all the way, and they arrived at Master Ling Ye's residence.
"Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river continent!"
"That's Master Lingye, a big man who picks his feet!"
"My fair lady, a gentleman is so sweet!"
"Fuck, is he reciting the Book of Songs?"
"Uncle Lingye only knows this poem, and he recites it several times a day."
"No way!"
The two arrived at Ling Ye's side.
Su Wen had a better look at Ling Ye's appearance. This guy was unshaven and his hair was messed up like a bird's nest. He still had the bowl for breakfast. Huang's book.
This image is a typical dick!
"Uncle Master!"
"Master Ling Ye!"
"Go and change the quilt!" Ling Ye pointed to the room.
Su Wen was about to enter the house, but suddenly stopped: "Master Ling Ye, are you really reading the Book of Songs?"
Ling Ye looked at Su Wen strangely: "Didn't you hear me recite?"
Su Wen naturally heard it, but what he saw in front of him seemed to be a little different: "Uncle Shi, you took it down."
Ling Ye was stunned, and his face flushed: "I have memorized it by heart, so why not go backwards?"
"Master Ling Ye, then you don't want to read such dirty books, do you?"
"Don't talk nonsense, who read pornographic books?"
"Isn't it yellow?"
"Yellow?"
"It's very yellow, it can't be any more yellow."
Ling Ye was startled, and he looked at Su Wen carefully: "How did you find out?"
Su Wen was puzzled, and frowned, "It's obvious!"
"Damn, I thought I covered it up pretty well, but I didn't expect to be discovered by you, amazing!" After Ling Ye finished speaking, he simply turned to the second page of the yellow book, "Baopuzi 36 styles, edited version, It was passed down from the Ming Dynasty."
Su Wen was speechless when he saw the note on the second page and the blood-spitting illustration.
"Master, the yellow book I'm talking about is just that your book has been left for too long, and it's a little yellow."
"Forehead……"
Ling Ye looked back at Su Wen with a face of shame.
"Actually, uncle, look at how boring this is. There are many things in the world that look better than this."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
"It looks better than Dongxuanzi's 36 style?"
"Of course, let me tell you, people in the secular world watch the live-action version now." Su Wen sat next to Ling Ye, and for this innocent nerd in his decades, he started an in-depth speech on action romance movies, until By making Lingye stunned for a while, Su Wen was considered over.
"Su Wen, when will you take me outside to see and see?"
"Uncle, this is wrong."
"Our two brothers, what's wrong, don't you think of me as a brother?"
"Uncle, pay attention to your seniority."
"Damn seniority, you will be my brother from now on."
"Uncle, how embarrassing that is."
"You talk so much nonsense, I'll do as long as I say." Ling Ye shouted, but then whispered, "As long as you take the uncle out to see and see, the uncle will not forget your benefits. I can lend you this dual cultivation secret method for two days."
"Uncle, what is the secret method of double cultivation?"
"The secret method of intercourse between a man and a woman can not only increase your cultivation, but also experience the joy of fish and water."
Su Wen was overjoyed, this is a good thing!
"I'm excited, so let's go down the mountain now?"
"Uncle, it's still not good. I'm just an ordinary disciple, and I can't go down the mountain casually."
"That's true." Ling Ye seemed to know, "It seems that the master told me that anyone can leave, but you can't leave Laoshan!"
"Uncle, my life is so miserable!"
"Staying in Laoshan for a lifetime is quite bitter, but it's not like there's no chance of leaving."
"How to leave?"
"There are two ways, do you want to listen to it?"
"Uncle, tell me!"
"The first one, if you defeat the master, going down the mountain is naturally not a problem."
"This won't work, my martial arts is too far behind my master's." Su Wen shook his head resolutely.
"The second is that you become the head of the Laoshan School, and you can leave as you please."
"Is there a head of the Laoshan School?"
"It used to be. It died when I beat the little devil, and it hasn't been there since then."
"I'm new here, so I can't be the leader."
"If there is a chance, the head is selected. If everyone chooses you, you will be the head."
"Master will definitely not choose me."
"The head of the Laoshan School adopts a voting system. The first-generation disciples have five votes, the special masters have ten votes, the second-generation disciples three votes, and the third-generation disciples one vote. As long as you have the most votes, you can't be the head. "
"This one……"
"Well, think about it. I will choose you then."
"Uncle, it sounds very tempting. I don't know when to choose the head?"
"In three days' time, there will be a monthly meeting of the Laoshan faction, as long as someone proposes to be the leader again."
"Uncle, is this okay?"
"It's okay, I'm still waiting for you to take me down the mountain."
"Master Uncle, go and help me get votes. I'll give you the amount of resources when it's done." Su Wen raised ten fingers.
"Ten, that's too few!"
"No, it's 10T!"
(End of this chapter)
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