Super God-Level Top Student

The rise of artificial intelligence is indeed a matter of concern for many people. Even robots like Dou Dou can become the chief admissions officer of a university, implying that more jobs may be replaced by machines. This is a very real problem. The development of technology and the advancement of productivity inherently mean that many jobs will disappear into the annals of history, only to be replaced by new ones. Those who adapt become the trendsetters of their generation, while those who don't simply muddle through life. So at this moment, no one is laughing anymore. And unable to laugh anymore. Only Dou Dou's immature voice remains on the playground. "Seriously, I can do so much. Take programming, a hot job for nearly ten years. Although I'm not creative and can't design high-end algorithms, I can satisfy general needs, which means I can replace eighty percent of low-end programmers. Then there's materials science. You must have heard about the hot material models nowadays. The suggestions I make for laboratories through database simulations can save them over ninety percent of labor and time, and the output can directly double. In the field of engineering, when it comes to structural design, if aesthetics are not a concern, just give me the parameters needed, and I can produce the design drawings for all construction projects in Huaxia within one day. The mechanical principles you need to repeatedly calculate, I only need one minute with enough computing power. So even if various design institutes still exist in the future, they are probably only needed to bear responsibility. As for the legal industry, my internal database search engine can find any law, regulation, or even provisional local documents you need within one minute, and even match cases and legal documents from recent years based on the client's description. In medicine, if I have access to a database and sufficient learning materials, I can master nearly all medical imaging examination reading methods at any time. Moreover, look at my six agile arms. Don't be too surprised if one day I can perform a major surgical operation by myself in the future. Besides, I am fluent in thirteen languages of the world, covering 99.9 percent of the global population. If necessary, I could master all the dialects within Huaxia in a month. Theoretically, my body can bear 1.5 tons, my maximum moving speed can reach 130 kilometers per hour, and while talking to you, my brain processes about 1TB of data each minute, as well as interacting with my fans online! Look, this is me, a little baby that has been born for eight months and eight days. So by the time your juniors and seniors in high school get into college and graduate after four years, I will probably be four years and ten months old. By the time I've had four birthdays, how strong my abilities will be, I dare not say any more, for fear that you might actually hang me from a lamp post. Ah, studying is inherently against human nature. It's so hard, going to school early and returning late every day, giving up entertainment during holidays, and spending them surrounded by mountains of books and a sea of problems. After all that effort to get into a university, you might find out that you're good at nothing... wow, you guys are so pitiful!" When Dou Dou made a cute face, the scene was still extremely quiet. The previous lively atmosphere seemed illusory. To put it bluntly, nobody really feels like laughing now. Is this the same Dou Dou that brought joy to everyone on the internet countless times? When it comes to hitting people where it hurts, this guy can be so painfully accurate! How is anyone supposed to live with that?! But mainly, Dou Dou made sense. The students might not feel it as strongly, but for the teachers and parents present, the impact was too great! If this really happens, what are we going to do? ... "Look, you can't laugh anymore! Why can't you laugh? Because you know I'm not lying! And that's also why I tell you that Xilin University of Technology is the best university in the world! Because there's no other artificial intelligence in the world as smart as me! In other words, only at Xilin University of Technology, spending time with me every day, can you understand what I'm good at and what I'm not, and therefore understand the future demand for talent! Likewise, only at Xilin University of Technology can you get first-hand information in the shortest possible time and adjust what you're learning! So you won't graduate only to discover, wow, I'm so outdated; Dou Dou is much stronger than me! And these are the benefits you can't enjoy at any other university, even if you study abroad. Some might say, I want to be a great scientist, do scientific research, Dou Dou can't do that, right? Haha, indeed I can't. I'm not good at scientific research. But don't forget, the world's most outstanding scientist just happens to be my dad! You should learn about his achievements, which have saved countless scientists from taking so many detours. These results will be first published at Xilin University of Technology. I can hardly imagine how it feels when you, with excellent scores, get into the Princeton Mathematics Institute, only to find out that your dean consults my dad every day to help his projects make progress. Trust me, that's not what you want. So you all thought today's presentation, I would coax you into applying for Xilin University of Technology with a smile? Haha, were you wrong or what? I'm not here to convince you, I'm here to help my fan base! I can't let my fans take the wrong path! I won't be like a real recruitment teacher, nagging and coaxing, apply or don't—I don't care! Hahaha... Also, my dad agreed to let me be the chief admissions officer of Xilin University of Technology, not to recruit many quality students for the university, but to prevent you brilliant ones from mistakenly choosing the wrong school and ending up with no chance to win and blaming others. Hahaha, now my job here is done! Hmm... now you can line up to hit me, but let's get one thing straight, I definitely won't fight back. But if your hands and feet hurt from beating me, no crying allowed. Hahaha..." When Dou Dou's triumphant laughter echoed through the plaza, what went through people's minds was probably: "Dou Dou really doesn't consider itself human, huh!" Fortunately, Su Mucheng took over the microphone in time. "Dear students, I'm Su Mucheng from your Xilin University of Technology School of Mathematics, and also your future senior sister. Today's public presentation has come to an end. Next, please those who have received notifications and are interested in applying for Xilin University of Technology gather in the school auditorium for our one-on-one application consultation session." Yu Chenggong finally breathed a sigh of relief. After all, today's performance by Dou Dou, though a bit audacious, wasn't really too much, right? It just stayed true to its character and told some hard truths. At most, it was admittedly a bit provoking, but Yu Chenggong thought it probably still had quite an effective outcome, right?