summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

(Son goku) wow it hasn't even been that long since we got belelaika and we already got three more people, I wonder if they're strong?

(Belelaika) new recruits for this chat hmm? Well let's let them introduce themselves but for now I'm looking through Rowan's porn shop to figure out the identities of twin assassins wreaking havoc on my turf.

(Asta) HOLY CRAP IVE BEEN GONE FOR A MONTH AND WE GOT FOUR NEW MEMBERS?!!

(Yoriichi) easy there asta! How did your tryouts go? Did you get in?

(Asta) YES! I wasn't chosen by any squad until I met the black bulls captain who took me in!!

(Yoriichi) well that's good,what about you mr.popo? anything fun happen for you?

(Mr.popo) yeah, I made good on my promise and trained krillin again.

(Eldest son of Sparda) what the hell have I gotten myself into? Is a demon doing this?

(Yoriichi) hold on…are you Virgil?

(Eldest son of Sparda) I am, but why do you care?

(Yoriichi) (picture of yoriichi .jpeg)

(Yoriichi) because I look exactly like your brother.

(Crimsonfuckr) HAHAHHAHA!! OH FORGET NETFLIX THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING!!!!

(Vampire schoolgirl) oh…my…god! I think I fell in love! Does your blood taste good yoriichi?

(Crimsonfuckr) you're a vampire as well? Do you got nice tits?

(Vampire schoolgirl) no I'm not an actual vampire, but I have a quirk called doppelgänger, I can take the appearance and mannerisms of those whose blood I consume.

(Crimsonfuckr) hole on what the hell is a quirk?

(Yoriichi) quirks are unique abilities that 80 percent of her world's population have, some are heroic while other with mutation of quirks like toga's are discriminated against.

(Crimsonfuckr) ah, well it was nice meeting all of you, some blond schmuck blew up my 70 inch plasma screen tv, toodles.

(Crimsonfuckr is offline)

(Eldest son of Sparda) I-ill need some time to accept there are now two Dantes.

(Eldest son of Sparda is offline)

(Mr. Popo) I'm logging off as well, I want to see how that bald maggot is progressing.

(Mr.popo is offline)

(Himeko toga) there, much better. Now you didn't answer my question yoriichi, does your blood taste good?

(Yoriichi) I don't have any idea.

(Himeko toga) then I'll have to taste some when I see you face to face.

(Himeko toga is offline)

(Yoriichi is offline)

After turning off the chat I couldn't help but wonder why those three were added as members, they arent battle maniacs last I checked.

But now, I have a yandere vampiric schoolgirl, a real fuck mothering vampire who takes enthusiastic walks and an edge lord half demon with daddy issues.

I turn to Karla who was happily Munching on eggs, "hey Karla could you go pick up mako from her home when you're done eating? I'll be going to the convenience store to pick up snacks and drinks for our first club meeting." I say to her before getting up and see yusuke looking at me with a serious expression.

"I gotta admit, I'm curious about how strong you are in a fight, I'll want to spar with you to see if you're better than kuwabara with his sword." Yusuke says before going to his room.

Shaking my head I go over to ryuko's room and as I was about to knock I hear the sounds of moaning and decide against asking if she wants to go and turn around.

But as I turn around I see yusuke looking at me with a smile before heading to the bathroom to shower.

"Well this day is officially awkward." I say to myself as I walk out of the door and walk to the convenience store where I find gamagori's car outside with gamagori unlocking the door.

"Hey gamagori." I say to him with a wave as he turns and nods his head in acknowledgement as we both walk into the store, I still couldn't figure out how a guy whose twice and big as the door can shrink to fit inside.

As I was looking around I see gamagori looking at the clock move counting down the seconds before it hits 8:30 to punch in his time card.

And as soon as the second hand hit the minute mark he punches his card and puts on a cap.

'He really does care about punctuality doesn't he?' I think to myself as I go back to looking around at the snacks and food section of the store.

"Hey gamagori, we're planning on heading to the school for our first club meeting, do you have any recommendations for snacks and drinks?" I ask him as he gets away from the counter and walks towards me.

"If you're looking for healthy snacks to have for your club I'd suggest either trail mix or raisins, as for actual light foods to have for lunch I'd suggest onigiri." He explains as I grab exactly what he said as he continued on.

"Now for drinks I'd suggest water, but if you're wanting to add sodas as well I'd get a twelve pack of mepsi, it's sweeter than most of the other sodas in here and uses actual sugar, not any syrups in it." He says pulling out a twelve pack of the only mepsi that was in stock at the moment which was cherry vanilla mepsi.

We both walk over to the counter and he scans all items, "satsuki is going to be there as well to act as your supervisor since you all will meet on Saturday's, so have a good day, that'll be 9600 yen." Gamagori says as I hand him a ten thousand yen bill and wave goodbye.

As I walked out I see everyone walking to the convenience store and see me with all the stuff I bought.

"Alright everyone satsuki is going to meet us at the school as our supervisor, so let's get going!" I say to them getting a woo from Karla and nods from ryuko and yusuke. Mako was just being mako and skipped the whole way.

And as we saw the school I see satsuki already there with her sword as she looked at everyone before looking at me.

"Good, you're all here. Follow me, and let's get this first meeting started."

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So what do you guys think I should do for the next four chapters? Sparring matches or something else?

I'll let you guys decide that.

But for now thanks for reading this chapter and I'll see you next week.

Peace😁✌️