summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

Good god my body aches, I'm having to move the furniture and clean the house to house 20 people! And it's not even going to be thanksgiving tomorrow! But I can't exactly complain so here's a chapter to keep my mind off the pain.

As the title suggests I'm adding three of the member ideas this chapter,and after some thought I figured I should do thirty members as a max.

Who will they be? Well you'll have to read.

Onto the chapter.

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(Saturday morning)

I was having a great dream, I was banging my best friend's mom while having my bitch of a best friend watch, but the dream kept getting worse and worse as I kept coming but my best friend's mom turned around and showed her crotch as it had a cock twice the size of mine and with a deep voice I hear one chilling sentence, "I'm a warrior!!" And began to reach for my pants and my dream self screamed.

"YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOOTY!!" I screamed clutching my chest as I gasped for air. I look over at my alarm clock and I see it's 7 in the morning and realize I was having a nightmare, but why?

I look down and see Karla still sleeping with my cock still inside her looking like she was four months pregnant.

"Okay…I think I know why I was having the nightmare…did she really go at it all night?" I say to myself as I drag my ass out of bed with a thud falling flat on my face.

"Ugh…my back hurts like hell." I complain to myself as I drag myself into the bathroom ignoring the pain and look in the mirror.

My face looked malnourished, with sunken cheeks and everything! After two minutes of wondering what Karla did while I was asleep I decide to take a bath.

As I was soaking the door opened and Karla walked in with her face extremely shiny looking like she was on cloud nine and her belly was flat.

"Wait hold on? How did you get rid of all that cum without me realizing it?" I asked her as I clearly remember the belly she had when I woke up.

"Oh yeah I saw that and realized even while asleep I was milking you dry, so I looked at the shop and saw an entire bottle of pills that deal with expelling and getting rid of foreign liquids." She explained as she shows me the bottle.

Cum b gone!! Getting rid of any amount of ejaculate without the mess!! Holds twenty pills.

As I finish reading the bottle I couldn't help but ponder why the chat room's shop had that.

"Hey yoriichi are you done bathing? I need to bathe too you know!" Karla says with a pout.

I get out of the bathroom and get dressed as I hear the sounds of eggs cooking in the kitchen and living area.

I walk over to the living area as I hear Karla humming a tune in the bath and see yusuke cooking eggs while ryuko looked distracted.

"Morning everyone!" I say to them and their reactions scared me, I saw ryuko's face go completely red as she ran back into her room and I could have sworn she muttered something about needing sound proof headphones.

Yusuke on the other hand looked at me with a knowing smile before handing me a plate stacked high with scrambled eggs.

"You had a fun night last night!" He said slapping me on the back as I wonder what the hell he was talking about, but then it all clicked.

"OH MY GOD!! You guys heard everything?!!" I shout as I hear yusuke laughing confirming my suspicion.

"Yeah it turns out this place isn't sound proof, god I haven't laughed that hard since I threw kuwabara at a skunk." Yusuke says as Karla walks in.

"Hey yusuke what are you talking about?" She asks in confusion as yusuke starts laughing again and I explain they heard everything.

"And what wrong with them hearing it? At least then they know you're taken now." She says innocently before joining in and eating the eggs on my plate as yusuke eats his portion.

"So are we heading to the school today for our first club meeting?" Karla asks between bites of egg as yusuke puts his plate in the sink and sits down with a manga in hand.

"Well yeah…but does anyone know mako's phone number?" I ask getting no response from either of them .

"Well that's just great, what other troubles will fate throw at me?"

(Crimsonfukr has logged in)

(Eldest son of Sparda has logged in)

(Vampiric school girl has logged in)

"…fuck my life."

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Well folks I'm giving a shorter chapter considering it's so late and I need to rest,but I hope you all like this chapter, I will be sure to give a longer chapter next time.

But with that I'm out,peace😁✌️