summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

It's been a half hour since we left the school grounds,and as we walked to our base of operations in the middle class,we talk about our backstories.

Mine was that my father was a close friend to ryuko's father as well as colleague for nudist beach,but on the night ryuko's father got assassinated my dad die as as well,but not before giving me my kamui,masayoshi.

"And the ability I gained is a sixth sense ability called severance,it allows me to spot weaknesses in things made of fabric or armor,allowing me to destroy it in one strike."

Karla was looking at me with stars in her eyes,"oh wow! So that means even if someone wears bullet proof vests made of titanium,you can destroy it in one strike! Are you sure you don't want to be in the assassin game? I could ask my grandpa to lend you a hand." She offers before beginning her backstory.

She explains that she is the daughter to one of the scientists in the revocs organization,the company ragyo runs.

As she witnesses her own father,get killed for stumbling upon what ragyo was wanting to do,she managed to get away before running into me.

"And my ability is perception lost,it's like an ability where my very existence becomes literally nothing,to the point no security can detect me,seriously it's like these missions are preparing us to become assassins." Karla says to us as I turn to yusuke.

"Hey yusuke,I've been meaning to ask,but what did you get from your gift pack? You said you'd tell us face to face." I ask as he sighs,I wonder if it's a bad ability.

"What I got was a template for something called maharaga,I was happening you could lend some light to who that is." He says as he turns and sees me with my jaw wide open.

"Uh…earth to yoriichi? Is my ability that bad?" He asks prompting me to look at him like he smacked the pope.

"Dude,maharaga is known as the divine general,he's not only stupidly strong,but can adapt to anything as long as he's not outright killed,why do you think he's called maharaga the opp stoppa!!" I shout,maharaga was one of my favorite characters to ever grace jjk.

"Uh…huh? So he's overpowered,but that doesn't answer who he is." Yusuka says before we stop at our base of operations in the three star district.

(A/N: it's been a hot minute since I've watched kill la kill,but if memory serves,the districts are divided upon how many stars you have,0-1 being slums,while three stars is the equivalent to middle class,I never understood why.)

"Well I think our phones allow us to use the internet to look up the sources,try looking up jjk while I check chat,Karla could you put our unconscious friend on the couch?" I say as I open the chat room.

(Sun goku) hey did you guys make it to your mission?

(Yoriichi ichinose) yeah we made it in good time,I saves the heroine before she got a concussion.)

(Kills la kill unconscious heroine.jpg)

(Sun goku) wow she does not look too good,I'll go to korin's tower to grab some senzu beans,just gotta get off the lookout.

(Yoriichi ichinose) okay,but just make sure you don't attract anyone troublesome.

(Sun goku) oh relax yoriichi,what am I going to do,summon an unspeakable evil?

(Mr.popo) Hiiiiiiii!!

(Sun goku) AAAHHH!!!UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!!!!!!!!

(Chat itself) wait who are you,you aren't allowed in this chat!

(Mr.popo) bitch I'll do what I want!

(Yoriichi ichinose) just forget it chat,he's already added himself in…so what can I do for you mr.popo?

(Mr.popo) oh nothing in particular,I hear someone mention unspeakable evil,so here I am.

(Yoriici ichinose) well at least you're better company than krillin.

(Mr.popo) oh I like you,so what exactly is this?

(Yoriichi ichinose)it's a kind of chat group for people across the multiverse,goku is one of the members,I'm the admin.

(A/N: as you can see,I wanted to make mr.popo an appearing character in the chat every once in a while,should I allow him to be in the chat?)

(Mr.popo)well it was nice meeting you,I got a gallon of lsd to chug.

[Mr.popo has logged off]

"…well at least he didn't do anything." I say to myself as I turn to Karla.

"Karla,do you remember the location of ryuko's home?"

"Yeah,you want me to grab zanketsu?"

"Yeah,since there are four rooms,we'll let her stay with us,hopefully she can get along with us." I say as I check the clock,it was half past 2 in the afternoon.

"I should probably go get some food,I should probably text Karla and ask what ramen she likes.

Going to the dm page of the chat I go to Karla and text her what ramen she wants,and after a few minutes I get a response.

"Okay so she likes shrimp tempura ramen…hey yusuke,what ramen do you want?!"

After a brief moment of silence I hear yusuke in the bathroom.

"Get me some tonkatsu ramen!"

I nod my head as I go for the phone book to see if there are any ramen shooed that do delivery,which most didn't,but there was one that caught my eye.

"It couldn't be!" I say as I dial up the number on the landline for the ramen shop in question,and after two beeps I get an answer.

"Sage of six bowls,ichikaru speaking!" I hear an older man speak on the other line,and I get excited,was this an untold Easter egg of the series or is there a Naruto manga in this world.

"Uh yeah,I'll need two tonkatsu ramens,on shrimp tempura ramen,and one chicken tempura ramen with four sides of gyoza." I say to the man who repeats my order and I confirm.

"Alright will that be delivered?"

"Yes sir,we live in the east side of the three star district,42nd ave and king street."

(This is a made up address for the story,I don't even think they had streets in the anime or manga)

And as I pay the man using ten points to get one million of the currency needed in this world,I hear ryuko stir as she looks around and sees me.

"Hey you,you're finally awake." I say as she looks at me with caution.

"Yeah,I am…so who are you exactly?"

"Oh where are my manners,im yoriichi ichinose,im one of the four transfers,the other two are out at the moment,yusuke is in the shower,and Karla went to investigate your home,that was quite the show you put on."

As I mention how she got owned she looked down in embarrassment,she didn't expect the one who helped her to not only be handsome,but even saw how she got her ass handed to her.

*grrrrl*

I watch as ryuko turn a deep shade of red and mutters for someone to kill her.

"Your father and mine were good friends,I sent Karla to see if there was anything your father left for you,she says she'll be home in thirty minutes,and ramen is on the way,hope you like tonkatsu ramen."

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I hope you all like this chapter,I wanted to add popo in there as a reoccurring character that appears from time to time,but should I or just leave it to this chapter?

But other than that,this was a fun installment to make,also do you think I should add someone like Tanya degurachoff(butchered her last name) to the chat since she's a war lover?

But back to topic,I hope you have a great day or night,see you all later.

Peace😁✌️