Starting from Douluo to Capture Goddesses

Xu Ran had no words left to say.

Why did he feel like he had become a professional pregnancy inducer? Oh, no!

What the hell, this was more like instigating pregnancy.

The news that Xu Ran could instigate pregnancy must have spread to the Divine Realm, and the gods had come looking for him to do just that.

The goddesses who frequently entangled with Xu Ran often had a strong pregnancy aura.

Instantly, Xu Ran could imagine that scene. Especially, the Life Goddess becoming pregnant might be a fluke, but what would be said if the Goddess of Kindness also became pregnant?

The whole Divine Realm would surely be stirred by this!

So in the end, would all the children born in the Divine Realm be Xu Ran's brats?

Imagine, even the God of Water and Fire God... so many deities with conflicting attributes would not normally conceive, and now it would all fall into his lap. As for when it would be exposed, well, that was uncertain. Maybe it would come out with the Goddess of Kindness, or maybe it could still be kept secret.

But if something really did happen with the Goddess of Kindness, she probably wouldn't say anything, right?

Even if she didn't like Xu Ran, she would care about her own reputation. If she liked Xu Ran, it's even less likely that she'd reveal it. And then there was the Life Goddess' ideological work. When the time came, they could have Green Sister tie up the Goddess of Kindness, and then he could go...

Pah! How could his thoughts be so evil?

Was he that kind of person?

But one thing did defeat Xu Ran, the honesty of the Destruction God. He had no idea there could be someone so naive in this world before this.

He hadn't touched the Life Goddess, and then she became pregnant—what did that tell you? It's so obvious!

Yet that idiot, the Destruction God, chose to believe the Life Goddess unconditionally.

Man, he really is a talent!

To believe in impregnation from a distance.

The thing is, both the Evil God and the Goddess of Kindness believed it too.

They're all a bunch of talents. It's good they became gods; if they were on Earth, each and every one of them would be easy targets.

"What do we do now? What if the Evil God and the Goddess of Kindness find out about us?" Xu Ran said, somewhat helplessly.

Now that's a bit tricky!

He was planning to take care of the Destruction God when the timing was right.

Now, uh-oh, the Destruction God and the Evil God had teamed up and even brought the Goddess of Kindness along to ask for a child.

It was really one hell of a show!

"How would I know? If I knew, why would I come to you?" the Life Goddess retorted irritably, giving Xu Ran a glare, somewhat angry. Wasn't Xu Ran quite skilled when he deceived her? Why was he dumbfounded now?

Didn't Xiao Zi turn round and round under his deceit?

"This..."

Life is a play, all about acting?

Xu Ran felt he was someone who relied on actual skill to get by.

"If we're exposed, we'll be facing three Divine Kings, and the Asura God will come to help as well. Once a war breaks out, your little girlfriends are going to have a rough time. They'd have their inheritances taken back, which could severely damage their vital energy, and they might even become invalids." The Life Goddess spoke somberly.

After all, all she cared about was Xu Ran; the existence or non-existence of other women had no impact on her whatsoever.

"When you were conning Xiao Zi, weren't you quite capable?" The Life Goddess asked when she saw Xu Ran's face darken.

She thought Xu Ran could handle all this.

After all, Xu Ran's mouth could deceive the devil himself.

Blessed with Righteous Qi, anything nonsense Xu Ran spoke could deceive others.

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"No matter how good I am at bluffing, I can't make black into white," Xu Ran said helplessly.

"When I managed to deceive the Destruction God, it wasn't because of me, but because of you."

"The Destruction God trusted you too much and never doubted your words, which is why he didn't suspect anything odd about our actions. In the eyes of the Destruction God, you're immensely important. Unless there's solid evidence to prove our relationship, the Destruction God won't doubt you," Xu Ran said with a sly smile.

"When you put it that way, I feel a bit guilty about Xiao Zi," the Life Goddess huffed, twisting her hand forcefully on Xu Ran's body.

She felt deeply aggrieved in her heart, realizing that if it wasn't for Xu Ran, she wouldn't be in such a predicament.

Xiao Zi was also her good friend.

Though she didn't have romantic feelings for Xiao Zi, he was a good person.

"Don't overthink it. Love can't be forced. The one you like is me, not the Destruction God. After so many years, he just doesn't cut it. But I'm pretty awesome, right?" Xu Ran chuckled.

He had ample confidence in his abilities.

In the whole world, very few could rival him.

"Get over yourself," she said.

"With that little 'needle' of yours, I didn't feel a thing," the Life Goddess snorted, thinking about it made her face flush slightly.

"Bullshit. That's impossible. How about we give it a try later?" Xu Ran felt dissatisfied with his abilities being doubted. A 'needle' when he was comparable to the rim of a bowl?

"Enough already. Aren't you tired of always thinking about that whenever you see me?" the Life Goddess said, a bit shyly, pounding Xu Ran several times with her fist, having forgotten that she was the one who provoked him first.

"It's only because you're the one who provoked me. I suspect you're suddenly in the mood, and that's why you deliberately riled me up. Ha, woman, I see through your heart," Xu Ran chuckled mischievously, looking at the Life Goddess like he could see right through her.

Moreover, it had been many days since they had been together.

"Nonsense. If you keep talking rubbish, I'll ignore you. Even if you're attacked by all the gods, I won't help you anymore," the Life Goddess huffed, feeling utterly discomfited by Xu Ran's words.

How could she be that kind of woman?

She... she definitely wasn't in the mood!

"I'm wrong, I'll stop," Xu Ran said, holding the Life Goddess tightly around the waist and coaxing her with a smile.

Women are like that, with thin skin.

Even if it's true, such things shouldn't be said outright.

"Hurry up and think of something. I reckon the Evil God and his group will come by tomorrow," the Life Goddess said, poking Xu Ran with her delicate finger.

"The Destruction God won't blab about your pregnancy process, right?" Xu Ran touched his nose.

If the Evil God and his group found out that the Life Goddess got pregnant out of thin air, they'd definitely suspect something.

"That shouldn't happen. I warned Xiao Zi before he went back to the Divine Realm, and he won't talk rashly about such matters."

"Then there's nothing to worry about."

"We'll deal with it as it comes; if an army arrives, we'll block it, if water comes, we'll cover it with earth. Bring one to bluff, a pair to DUP. The key is to stay stable for now," Xu Ran breathed a sigh of relief. It's not essential for the Goddess of Kindness to get pregnant so soon anyway.

The Life Goddess was able to conceive so quickly because she herself has the Life Attribute.

That's why the Life Goddess could be moved in one fell swoop.

As for the Goddess of Kindness, that seemed unlikely to be a quick affair.

Unless the timing was calculated carefully, aiming to start right on schedule.

But that wasn't his style.

He preferred surprises.

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