Chapter 5: a trip to hell
When the next day came ryan was in his room watching video about how to make your own food in the woods and he enjoyed seeing the result of a good meal being made.
But that was interrupted when his mom came in his room.
Petra: hey kiddo come down your dad is here and he has a surprise for you.
Ryan: alright.
After when he got downstairs he saw his dad with a big smile on his face.
Azazel: well kiddo looks like you are going go on a trip.
Ryan: are you too telling me to move out?
azazel: ha ha no you have special needs so if I let you run off on your own with nobody to guide you. You would probably get into trouble.
Ryan: gee thanks for the boat of confidence dad.
Azazel: well anyway I'm telling you me and your mother are going on a trip.
Ryan: to where?
Azazel: guess.
Ryan: really dad?
Azazel: ok fine you are seriously no fun.
He saw his dad making motion with his hand and he made a portal.
Ryan was surprised by this then he realized were they were going.
Ryan: we are going to hell!?
Azazel: yup.
Ryan: but why I thought you said you weren't ready to go back?
Azazel: plans have changed I'll teach you this little trick so that you can go back and get your stuff.
Ryan: wow.
Azazel: you go ahead we will go when we are done discussing somethings.
Ryan: sure.
Ryan didn't waste time and jumped right into the portal.
Petra had cross on her neck to protect her from demons azazel also made sure that his wife learn holy magic thank to that specially crafted cross that he made.
Petra: alright what made you change your mind?
Azazel: well
(Yesterday)
Azazel was alone in the balcony and he on the phone with Lucifer the Lucifer that he thought forgot about him.
Azazel: so why did you call me?
Lucifer: I need you to watch my daughter for me she has a plan for redeeming sinners to stop the extermination.
Azazel: why can't you do it she is your daughter isn't she?
Lucifer: well I myself am pretty busy you know king of hell things to do.
Azazel could have sworn that he heard a duck and he didn't buy what his friend was saying.
Azazel: uh huh work.
Lucifer: well look can you just do me this solid.
Azazel is somewhat mad that after all of this time his friend was calling him to babysit his daughter he didn't mind being around Charlie it just that the king himself doesn't have time to take care of his own daughter.
Azazel: fine but don't think we will talk. We have a lot to catch up.
Lucifer: yeah I know.
Lucifer hung up the phone and azazel saw the picture of him and Lucifer when they were still angels and he swore that he will find Lucifer and give him a talk about Charlie and his problem.
Azazel: damn it l
(Back to the present)
Petra: so you are going to watch the princess of hell isn't that unnecessary since she is royalty?
Azazel just sighed and pinched his noses.
Azazel: I know but when Lucifer closed himself off I was the one taking care of Charlie and she was quite the ball of sunshine which is surprising since you know she is a demon but still.
Petra: well that explains why when Ryan was a baby you looked like you had experience with it.
Azazel: yup.
He then looked at the portal and decided that it was time to go back to his pit.
Azazel: let's go I think we talked enough.
(In hell)
When Ryan stepped out of the portal he saw that air had changed and he looked around and saw a city but it some had unique designs.
And he saw at the sky had a pentagram and a white sphere with a light ball and white wings.
He then looked down and saw unique creatures he can feel a demonic presence but unlike the devils they felt more tamed it was a little refreshing.
But his attention was caught when he saw a broadcast from a news station it was the host were a slime woman named Katie killjoy and Tom trench which the most eye catching thing was that he had a gas mask for a head.
They were talking about a turf war between a snake sinner called sir pencious and a cyclops girl named cherry bomb.
Ryan: well this is interesting.
He then saw how up next was the princess of hell's project.
Now this peaked his interest he never meet anyone who is royalty his dad is an angel but he was more of a kicked out royalty so he doesn't count.
He decided to wait for the princess of hell to show her project since he doesn't want to get himself in trouble here.
After a few moments of waiting the broadcast was on again and he was disturbed that Katie snapped her own neck and he saw bone he remembered his dad saying that sinners unlike demons are immortal and can't die easily that is if you don't have angelic weapons or heavenly magic.
And when Charlie was explaining her project he was surprised that she wanted to redeem sinner to stop the extermination and show that killing them isn't necessary.
His dad said that there is such thing as purgatory were they judge your actions based on what you did when you were alive and if you did good things you got to heaven but if you do bad you will go to hell.
When Charlie was done speaking he saw how the sinners just laughed at the idea of redemption so Charlie decided to sing and Ryan was somewhat cringing on how this is just going to make her look like a clown.
And like predicted the whole of hell started to laugh and he honestly felt bad for her.
But he then heard that apparently she had a candidate who is named angel dust who apparently is a porn star.
Charlie was confident that she won the argument but as if fate was kicking her in the ass they got a report that angel joined the turf war and when he sees Katie's arrogant face he had the urge to punch it.
But when Charlie called her a bitch Ryan had that oh shit look on his face and it just turned into a shit show Charlie and Katie were fighting and he heard an explosion and assumed that's where the turf war was happening.
And the monitor was cut off and Ryan was just surprised on how chaotic hell is.
He then felt a hand on his shoulder and he turned to see his dad who looked completely different he was in his demon/fallen angel form and he hasn't seen his father like this in a while.
Petra: I forgot even in your true form you still look pretty good.
Azazel: thank since I'm known in hell as the demon of knowledge there is no need to hide my true identity come on I know a place that we can stay at.
They took to the alleys and they got close to a place called the happy hotel which was unusual for a place like hell.
But the family saw black tentacles grabbing a blimp and it exploded azazel didn't know why but he felt like he wasn't going to like meeting who ever caused those tentacles.
Ryan was surprised to see that power some of these demons had on display.
When they got to the entrance of the hotel azazel was now nervous on seeing Charlie again he hasn't seen her in years and she didn't know how she will react.
And with a deep breath to calm his anxiety he knocked on the door and they waited for someone to open the door.
After a few seconds later someone opened the door and it was Charlie.
Charlie: hellow who is-
Charlie and azazel looked at each other and Ryan and Petra were off to the side watching the reunion of a somewhat daughter figure and her care taker.
Azazel: hey Charlie long time no see.