Someone Wants To Blow Me

The author has something to say: Ah, ah, the last few paragraphs were copied incorrectly! ! ! Now it’s changed back, sorry! ! !

Finally, the world is full of women, and there are many private facilities. Maybe you think there are many bugs, but there are no bugs when I personally set them. Don’t ask me why all women have the word “father”. This is private facilities! Private! Private! The important thing is said three times.

I don’t like this world, I can’t help it, everyone has everyone’s Hamlet.

All in all, mine has been cleared, and I don’t like to stray into it.

Name: Xin Luo

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Intelligence: 63

Spirit: 46

Force: 41

Appearance: 51

Skill: unforgettable

Willingness: 800

Lucky point: 1

Attribute points: 0

[Congratulations to the dreamer for completing the mission, gaining 200 willingness, one assignable attribute, and one lucky point. 】

As soon as Guangbrain’s voice fell, Xin Lao’s personal attribute panel was refreshed again.

Name: Xin Luo

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Intelligence: 63

Spirit: 46

Force: 41

Appearance: 51

Skill: unforgettable

Willingness: 1000

Lucky points: 2

Attribute points: 1

Xin Lao was a little confused, and didn’t understand why the assignable attribute points were so low this time.

“Xiaoguang, what’s the situation? Why is my assignable attribute point so low??”

Usually I have three points for assigning attribute points, and no matter how bad it is, there are two points. Why is it only one point this time? ? ?

The more Xin Lao thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved.

Guangnao was silent for a long time, until Xin Luo couldn’t help asking again when it spoke up.

[That’s it, the dreamer fulfilled the original owner’s wish to seek the truth, fulfilled the original owner’s wish to live in another world, and obtained a vow of 200, but the original owner is not satisfied with the dreamer and the female orc Claire. The original three points The attribute points are deducted by two points, so the dreamer can only get one assignable attribute point, and then the original owner thinks that it is not easy for you to complete the task, so you are given a little more lucky point. 】

Hearing Guangnao’s explanation, Xin Lao really stopped talking.

She wanted to scold her, but she also knew that she was really wrong in this matter, because she was with Claire…

and many more! ! !

its not right! ! !

She uses her own body with Claire, why should she be dissatisfied? !

Xin Lao’s eyes widened with anger.

“The body of this mission is my own body, why does the original owner deduct me points?”

[Sorry for the dreamer, these are the wishes of the original owner, and the world of dreaming cannot influence her thoughts. 】

Xin Lao: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Let’s do it, I’m out of luck, and I’m on such a task deliverer.

Xin Lao took a deep breath, planning to adjust and adjust his heart, which was rushing wildly by countless grass, mud horses and beasts.

Guangnao also knew how she was **** at the moment, so she didn’t quickly ask her to allocate these points. After it saw that Xin Luo’s face improved, it slowly said:

[Does the dreamer allocate points? 】

“Assign it.” Xin Lao retracted his thoughts and glanced at his personal attribute panel, “Add it to the spirit.”

【Yes. 】

As soon as Guangbrain’s voice fell, Xin Lao saw his personal attribute panel refreshed again.

Name: Xin Luo

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Intelligence: 63

Spirit: 47

Force: 41

Appearance: 51

Skill: unforgettable

Willingness: 1000

Lucky points: 2

Attribute points: 0

Xin Luo looked at the mental value and wondered when he would be able to cross the 60 hurdle!

[Does the dreamer send the world? 】

“Yes!”

【Transferring the world, 1%……2%……10%……50%……99%……】

As Xin Lao’s teleportation value increased, her body became lighter, and she came to a whole new world with a flower in front of her eyes.

However, when she opened her eyes to see the dilapidated house, she was dumbfounded.

! ! ! ! !

WTF? ? ? ?

What is the situation? ? ?

Xin Luo looked at the dark roof with a dazed expression, and then turned her head to see the dilapidated wooden door.

Xin Luo:? ? ? ? ?

She looked down again and found that the bed was covered with small floral sheets.

Xin Lao slowly got up from the bed, probably guessing what world she had come into. Seeing this situation, she must have come to the countryside!

However, in the next second, Guang Brain hit her again.

[Ahem, the dreamer’s guess is good, this is indeed a rural area, but it is not a modern rural area, it is ancient. 】

! ! ! ! !

what? !

Ancient countryside? ? ?

Areyoukiddingme? ? ?

Is it sure that this is not lying to itself? ? ?

“You didn’t lie to me?” Xin Luo’s voice trembled a little, and he couldn’t believe that he had actually come to an ancient world.

[This is true, please mourn the dreamer. 】

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

【No. 】

“Then why do you want to punish me!!! The ancient women of country Z don’t have human rights!!!” Xin Lao felt that she was about to collapse, and she didn’t want to be reduced to a tool for childbirth! ! ! !

[Ahem…This is the world automatically transmitted by the world of dreams, and it has nothing to do with the light brain. I am not the dreamer. 】

Xin Luo: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen! ! ! Huh, so painful, so desperate, I don’t want to live QAQ

【that……】

Xin Luo: Can I apply for not completing this task? I want to return to the world of dreams, QAQ

【I say……】

Xin Zuo: Huh, what to say, I’m so desperate, I don’t want to listen to you forcing it QAQ

If the light brain has a human form, it will definitely jump out and wake up the dreamer with a pit in his head.

[Dreamer! ! ! 】

Xin Luo sniffed, “What’s the matter? I can’t feel sad for a while?”

【……】

Xin 娆: 嘤嘤嘤QAQ

[I said, can you accept the memory before crying? 】

Xin Lao glared at the words, “Let me go, Xiaoguang, you have no conscience?! At this time, you still let me accept the memory?”

[Sorry, I’m a light brain, I don’t have a conscience, even if I have, I’m still alive and kicking. 】

Xin Lao: “Go on! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”

【……】

Xin Luo sat on the bed for a long time, and finally decided to accept the memory, “Forget it, die and die, come, come, I want to accept the memory!”

As soon as the voice fell, a large wave of things that did not belong to her squeezed into her head. Under the severe pain, Xin Lao was thinking about Guangnao broken in his heart.

When the discomfort disappeared a lot, Xin Lao took a breath, and now her forehead was covered with dense sweat.

She took a breath and said weakly: “I said Xiaoguang, can I be mentally prepared next time I accept the memory? I really can’t afford to accept the memory like this suddenly.”

[…If you are psychologically prepared, it will not be painful. 】

Xin Lao:! ! !

Damn it! ! ! She has a saying that she doesn’t know if she is not talking about it when she criticizes her. This light brain is really deceiving too much! ! !

Too much deception! ! !

She is angry! ! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

Xin Luo really didn’t have much to say to this light brain, she showed a gloomy look and said nothing.

Even though Guangbra has no entity, it still feels Xin Lao’s resentment. The program in its body rarely stops, and then it cautiously said, [Doesn’t the dreamer look at the memory of the original owner? 】

Oh!

Xin Lao really didn’t want to talk anymore, so he withdrew his gloomy gaze, and slowly checked the memory of the owner of this body.

However, after she had read the background of this world, Xin Luo was completely confused.

WTF? ? ?

What kind of world did she come to? ? ?

There are no men in this world, all women? ? ?

Meow meow meow? Is this world sure that it is not teasing itself? ? ?

It’s terrible ah ah ah QAQ

Xin Luo sorted out his own **** mood, and continued to check the memory of the original owner.

The owner of this body is Shen Abao, a 16-year-old girl in the season. Six months ago, the original owner’s parents died accidentally, leaving the original owner alone.

The village where they live is called Taohua Village, and each family has its own land. But the original owner’s parents are migrants and there is no land in Taohua Village, so their family relies on the original owner’s father to go hunting in the mountains and mother’s embroidery to make a living. Although he lived poorly, he was very happy. However, after the original owner’s father, Shen Yu, was accidentally killed by a beast while hunting in the mountains, his happy life was broken. The mother Bai Xi, who loved the original owner’s father, could not accept this reality. After Shen Yu’s death Soon, she followed.

The original owner’s parents also left some savings for the original owner after their deaths, but with this savings, the original owner cannot live on. Fortunately, the original owner’s mother Bai Xi taught embroidery from a young age, so the original owner went the same way as the original owner’s mother, relying on embroidery. Feed the family.

The days should have been flat, but when she went to the town to sell embroidery, she was taken in by a wealthy lady in the town, and she insisted on marrying the original owner and entering the door.

The original owner’s mother gave birth to an extremely beautiful one, and the original owner naturally inherited her mother’s beauty. It is normal to be regarded by a wealthy lady.

But the origin of the original owner was too low, and the rich family didn’t like the original owner at all, but they couldn’t bear the hardships of the young lady, and finally decided to take the original owner into the house as concubines.

The original owner was extremely unwilling to be a concubine. She wanted to escape, but she had no other place to stay except Taohua Village.

Under the entanglement of the original owner, she decided to escape, but before halfway, she was captured by someone sent by Fu Jia, tied her to Fu Jia’s house, and forced her to be a concubine for the lady of that family.

On the first day when I arrived at Fu Jia’s house, the lady of that house broke the original owner’s body. Afterwards, she knew that the lady of this house had already taken in several concubines. Most of them were the same as her own. They were all taken by force. Hao grabbed it.

Unable to accept this fact, the original owner hanged himself on the same day.

And Xin Lao came to this world this time, with only one mission, that is, not to be seen by the rich lady Du Zi, not to become Du Zi’s concubine!

After sorting out the memory of the original owner, Xin Lao held his forehead helplessly.

“This world is really fucking.”

[Hmm… I think so too. 】Guangbrao echoed.

Xin Lao, oh no, Shen Abao spit out a deep breath. Fortunately, when she arrived in this world, the timeline had just arrived shortly after the death of the original owner’s parents, so everything could not be restored.

But the original owner’s temperament is a little better, he didn’t ask herself to retaliate against Du Zi. If it were her, she would have to kill the woman Du Zi!

But what the **** is Du Zi’s name? ? ?

abdomen? ? ?

How did her parents name her?

The name is really ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, so funny, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Du Zi?

abdomen!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Mom sells the batch, she laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Shen Abao really laughed so much that tears were streaming out, and it took a long time for her to feel relieved.

But to be honest, if the world is full of women, how did you get pregnant? ? ?

With this doubt, Shen Abao went to check the memory of the original owner.

It turns out that in this world, as soon as two people get married, a seed will be recovered on the day of the wedding, and the blood of the two people will be melted together, and then the seed will be immersed and buried in the soil until it germinates, grows up, and bears fruit. , Pick the fruit and eat it to the one who chooses to be the mother, and she will get pregnant soon.

After reading this, Shen Abao only felt that the world was really illusory, and that he could get pregnant in this way!

“This world is very poisonous!”

[Yes, the toxicity is comparable to that of a blood seal in the throat. 】

“So can I go back?”

[What do you think of the dreamer? 】

“Maybe you can go back?”

[…Don’t be delusional, go to sleep. 】

Shen Abao: QAQ

“Don’t tell me! Xiaoguang, take pity on me, QAQ”

This world is really terrifying, she is scared, she wants to go back QAQ

[Dream Realizer, you are really out of the sky. 】

“嘤嘤嘤嘤QAQ”

[Don’t think about it, you have to complete the task before you can go back. 】

“Xiao Guangguang QAQ”

[It’s useless to act like a baby, this is the rule to realize the dream world. 】

“Hey, I’m so desperate, QAQ”

【what can I do? I am not desperate. 】

Shen Abao:! ! !

hateful! ! ! This dead brain is always poking her sore place! ! ! She shouldn’t have been thinking about upgrading it at the beginning, but now she really regrets it! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Just when Shen Abao slandered Guangnao, Guangnao spoke again, [and I think this task is quite simple. 】

Shen Abao looked at him, “What do you say?”

[The original mission only requires the dreamer not to become Du Zi’s concubine, and does not ask you to take revenge, nor does it ask you to find a woman to have a child or something, so you just need to avoid Du Zi and stay here safely. The world stays till the end of its life, then your task is not completed? 】

Shen Abao heard the words, his eyes lit up suddenly, “Hey, Xiaoguang, what you said is really reasonable!”

[That is natural. 】

Shen Abao carefully thought about the feasibility of Guangnao’s remarks, and finally felt that this was still a workable road, but in the next second, her brows frowned.

[What’s wrong? 】

“What if I did what you said, and the original owner deducts the attribute points I can assign?”

When this continues, when will her mental value improve? She really didn’t want to be painful and intolerable every time she received memories in a world.

[But if the dream-fulfiller completes this task, at least one hundred aspirations remain, but if it is not completed, even one hundred aspirations will be lost, and even the aspiration will be reversed. Do you think it is better or not to be completed? 】

These words made Shen Abao suddenly clear, she didn’t want her hard-earned willingness to be deducted, so she had to complete this task! ! !

[How did the dreamer decide? 】

“I choose to complete the task!!!”

very good!

If there is an entity, the optical brain will definitely be more than a victory sign.

[Then I wish those who realize their dreams every success. 】

“Xiaoguang, you finally said something human!” Shen Abao chuckled lightly.

[…] Dare to love it, hasn’t it ever said a word before? Ah, it has been hit, this dream-fulfiller is so unlovable!

“Okay, okay, let’s not talk about it, I’m hungry, I’m going to eat.”

【Have a meal? Does the dreamer do it himself? 】

Shen Abao, who was just about to get out of bed, became stiff. She probably, it seems, doesn’t seem to be able to cook?

So what does she eat? !

Realizing this, Shen Abao wrinkled aggrievedly, she was so hungry, she wanted to eat QAQ

[But the original owner seems to be able to cook, you try to do it according to her memory? 】

“Eh? This is okay!” Shen Abao’s mood improved, putting on her shoes and walking to the kitchen, but when she saw the furnishings in the kitchen, her whole face wrinkled together again .

She can’t use modern kitchen tools, let alone ancient ones, ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

God is going to kill her ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

She wants to eat ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Guangnao didn’t know what to say, so he could only cheer on Shen Abao, [Dreamer, come on! 】

Shen Abao sighed, “Well, I will.”

After all, according to the memory of the original owner, she bitterly went to light the fire, washed the rice, and then followed the steps of cooking porridge.

About half an hour later, a hot pot of porridge came out. At this time, Shen Abao was so hungry that her whole body became soft. When the porridge was a little cooler, she hurriedly started eating, but as soon as the porridge entered her mouth, her brows wrinkled. A word “Chuan” was added.

【tastes very bad? ] Guangnao asked.

After Shen Abao swallowed the wrinkle, he shook his head, “It’s still edible.”

【real? ] Guang Brain is dubious.

“……Um.”

【……】

“What are you doing, what I said is really good!”

[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

In fact, Shen Abao was telling the truth. The porridge is not unpalatable, but it can be swallowed. After all, this is the best porridge she has ever made.

After eating the porridge and washing the dishes, Shen Abao became familiar with the house and yard, and finally returned to her room, and became familiar with embroidery, something she had never touched before. After all, she would have to watch this embroidery to live her life in the future!

At the beginning, the needles pierced her fingers, and Shen Abao frowned because of pain, but she had no choice but to continue embroidering.

After the first embroidery was completed, Shen Abao’s ten fingers had not been pierced, and the optical brain that witnessed her embroidery throughout the process also rarely worried her.

[Dream Realizer, you are so good. 】

Shen Abao shrugged, “Since I have chosen to complete this task, then I have to inherit the embroidery skills of the original owner, otherwise what will I eat?”

[That’s true. 】

Shen Abao glanced at the embroideries he had embroidered on the thief’s rubbish, and curled his lips in disgust, “It’s so ugly.”

[The ugly is also embroidered by you. 】

“Hey, just now I praised you for saying something human, why are you here again?”

[Just tell the truth. 】

She bulged her cheeks and said, “Xiaoguang, you are so annoying!”

Of course she knows how ugly she embroiders! But don’t you take such a blow to yourself, right? After all… After all, this is her first time embroidering!

Shen Abao glanced aggrievedly at his ten “scarred” fingers.

【……】

Seeing that Shen Abao’s emotions are not much, and Guangming is unable to comfort her, she can only comfort her. If she is unhappy and unwilling to complete the task, where will it cry?

[Dream Realizer I was wrong, I shouldn’t say that to you. 】

Shen Abao: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Meow meow meow? ? ?

What did she hear? ? ? Guangnao actually apologized to her? ? ?

She shouldn’t have auditory hallucinations just now, right? ? ?

“Xiaoguang, what did you just say?”

【……】

“You say it again?”

[…] Can it apply to change the dreamer at that time, this dreamer is too funny and emotional, it can’t bear it!

“Xiaoguang, say it again! Otherwise, I’ll…” Shen Abao didn’t finish speaking, but the threat had already come out.

[Dream Realizer I was wrong, I shouldn’t have said that. 】

Shen Abao: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Xiaoguang, you also have today? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”