Some Unscientific Marvel Scientist
004. Happy is no longer happy
"Mr. Stark, there is your express delivery at Stark Tower."
Tony Stark, who was browsing Playboy in his villa and choosing his bed partner tonight, was interrupted by the artificial intelligence Jarvis.
"Why don't they deliver my express delivery to my home?"
Stark was very unhappy when his "concubine selection" was interrupted.
"This thing is for Happy, just send it directly to the company. These are your exact words."
Jarvis replied dutifully.
"A gift for Happy"
Stark recalled it and found no relevant memory at all.
"When did I buy him a gift? I never give gifts to men."
Jarvis did not speak, but projected Kraft's video directly in front of Tony Stark, as well as Stark's own message below the video.
"Oh, I remembered it."
Stark laughed, threw the Playboy aside, and shouted to Jarvis: "Get the car ready for me. I will go to the company now to contact Happy and tell him that the vacation is over and ask him to hurry up. Get to Stark Tower"
Driving a sports car all the way to Stark Tower illegally, Happy was already waiting at the door.
"Tony, what happened? You actually came to the company on your own initiative?"
Throwing the car keys handed over by Stark to the doorman and asking him to deal with the parking and violation matters, Happy approached Stark and asked curiously.
"Oh, it's not a big deal."
Stark smiled and led Happy into his barely used office, where two huge boxes were already placed.
"Happy, come and see the gift I bought you."
Stark patted one of the boxes and said happily to his bodyguard.
"Oh, no, Tony, I don't think I need this."
Because of the media carnival, Happy already knew what the so-called gift was at this time, and he was very resistant to it.
The kid who came up with this invention must be a devil sent to earth by Satan
And Tony, he must have been bewitched by the devil too.
"Are you sure?" Tony Stark stared at his bodyguard's round belly and said mercilessly, "With your current figure, if you don't explain it in advance, others will think you are my chef instead of my bodyguard. If I really encounter danger one day, will you really have the strength to protect me? After all, you seem to have to take a breath after taking two steps."
"Of course no problem"
Happy was very excited when his professional standards were questioned by his employer.
"My size does not affect my skills"
"I doubt it, Happy."
Stark spread his hands and shook his head.
"Think about your figure when you first joined the job, and look at it now. When you look down, you can't even see the tips of your toes."
"Maybe I really need these things."
Happy lowered his head when he heard this. Although his toes could still be seen, the situation was indeed very dangerous. He thought about it and felt that he had been too lax in recent years.
"Okay, Tony, I accept this gift."
Happy slumped his shoulders in despair, as if he had seen his miserable life in the future.
Farewell, my favorite hot dog
And burgers, cola, fried chicken, popcorn burritos
"awesome"
Stark clapped his hands and pulled the melancholy Happy to the Leaky Cauldron treadmill.
"Quick, try this first and let me see the effect."
"You're possessed by the devil Tony"
Kraft naturally didn't know that a rich man's bodyguard was in dire straits because of his invention. He and Fatty Liao were currently taking advantage of the weekend to deliver the Burnt Cauldron weight loss suit ordered by Martin Lee to the Feast homeless shelter. In the place.
"Craft, long time no see. You have become famous recently."
As soon as he walked into the shelter, an older-looking middle-aged woman came up to him, touched his little head and praised him.
"Hello, Aunt May."
"Hello, Aunt Mei."
Kraft and Fatty Liao greeted Aunt Mei obediently.
Merelli Parker, who has been a volunteer at the Feast shelter all year round, is one of the few white people who can be treated differently by Kraft. A kind-hearted person like her is worthy of respect no matter what her skin color is.
After exchanging pleasantries with Aunt Mei, Fatty Liao directed the freight workers to place the weight-loss suit in a conspicuous place in the shelter. Given the state of the hungry homeless people in the shelter, it was impossible to use it. Kraft's weight loss kit.
But Martin Lee said that this can attract people who are interested in the weight loss suit to visit and try it. The shelter can use this to charge fees, or it can also take the opportunity to publicize the nature of the shelter to them to obtain donations.
Kraft didn't know if what Martin said could be realized. Anyway, he had no interest in rescuing homeless people. When he and Martin were homeless before, he didn't see anyone coming to rescue him.
However, according to Martin, it seems that he did not build this shelter out of pure kindness.
Kraft scratched his head.
The world of adults is really complicated.
Just then, a dull guy wearing glasses walked out from a room in the corner.
"Aunt Mei, is there anything else you need my help with?"
Immediately he saw the workers who were fiddling with the Leaky Cauldron weight loss suit and Kraft who was talking to Aunt May, and the expression on his face suddenly became excited.
"Craft"
Peter Parker ran up to Kraft in two steps, grabbed his arm and shook him.
"I heard that your invention was chosen by Mr. Stark. It's really enviable."
"What's there to envy? Isn't it just that I sold him something?"
Shaking away Peter's hand in disgust, Kraft curled his lips and looked at this guy who was four or five years older than him with contempt.
Although Peter Parker is Aunt May's nephew and often comes to the shelter to help, Kraft doesn't like him very much, but it's not that he hates him. The main reason is that he can't stand Peter Parker's usual submissive appearance.
"But wouldn't it be possible for you to strike up a conversation with Mr. Stark?"
Peter's idea was exactly the same as that of Fatty Liao before, but Kraft no longer wanted to explain it again, and Kraft often did more to diss Peter than patiently explain.
"Even if you can strike up a conversation, that's my business. Why are you so excited? Moreover, even if you can strike up a conversation with Stark, how can you talk? You can't even talk to Mary."
"This is different"
Peter Parker blushed and wanted to defend, but he didn't know what to say better.
Kraft dissing Peter can be said to be the repertoire of the asylum. After hearing this, everyone around them burst into laughter. Even Aunt May happily watched the show from the sidelines.
She was actually not very satisfied with Peter's cowardly character, so she was happy to see Kraft irritate Peter, and maybe her nephew would change as a result.
It's a pity that Peter Parker disappointed her. After a few hesitant excuses, Peter found an excuse to run away.
"Ugh"
Aunt May sighed with some disappointment. She didn't mean to blame Peter. After losing his parents and being from a poor family, it was normal for Peter to have low self-esteem. Just looking at the little guy Kraft, Aunt May suddenly felt a little... Now I understand what this kid once meant when he said "other people's children."
Seeing that Peter gave in and ran away again, Kraft spread his hands towards Aunt May and shook his head helplessly. He could only help Aunt May so far.
No matter how much he hates people of other skin colors, the 14-year-old Kraft will not ridicule others for no reason, let alone Aunt May. He is aware of Aunt May's distress, so he From time to time, he would help Aunt May stimulate the idiot Peter Parker.
Of course, bullying a senior who is several years older than himself would also give Kraft a sense of accomplishment.
The same goes for other people in the shelter. They are all helping to stimulate Peter. Kraft is not as popular as Peter in the shelter. Most of the staff here are volunteers who come to help voluntarily, and they will not do it because of He is the adopted son of Martin Lee and is specifically biased towards him.
"thank you baby."
Aunt May stepped forward and hugged Kraft. She really liked this child who was a bit extreme but very sensible. That is to say, Martin Lee adopted him first, otherwise she would have wanted to take Kraft home. go.
"You'd better not continue to be this bad guy. Peter's character has been set, and it's impossible for him to change with this level of stimulation."
Touching Kraft's little head, Aunt May said with some relief. After several attempts, it didn't work. She also felt a little sorry for her nephew and decided to let him let nature take its course. Anyway, he was just a bit cowardly, so it was no big deal.
"Don't," Kraft said cheerfully: "It's rare to have an honest reason to bully Peter. It's too late for me to be happy."
"You kid, do whatever you want."
Aunt May rolled her eyes at Kraft angrily, and then added: "Don't bully him too harshly, your brother Peter's mental endurance is not very good."
"Know~ I know~"
Craft drawled his voice and agreed reluctantly.
After chatting with Aunt Mei for a while, Kraft and Fatty Liao left. The work at the shelter was still quite busy, and he didn't want to help, and there were new experiments waiting for him, so it was better to leave early.
Martin Lee's prediction was very accurate. Due to Kraft's production capacity, Feast homeless shelter caught up with the tail end of the craze. The Burning Cauldron Weight Loss Kit did bring a lot of traffic to the place, and as a result, it received several valuable transactions. Donations and financial assistance are second, mainly job opportunities given by some bosses, which are relatively rare.
However, this craze itself had no foundation, so it came and went quickly, and Kraft's ears were quieted a lot.
It's a pity that he has only been quiet for two days, and Tony Stark caused trouble for him again.
Tony Stark, who was browsing Playboy in his villa and choosing his bed partner tonight, was interrupted by the artificial intelligence Jarvis.
"Why don't they deliver my express delivery to my home?"
Stark was very unhappy when his "concubine selection" was interrupted.
"This thing is for Happy, just send it directly to the company. These are your exact words."
Jarvis replied dutifully.
"A gift for Happy"
Stark recalled it and found no relevant memory at all.
"When did I buy him a gift? I never give gifts to men."
Jarvis did not speak, but projected Kraft's video directly in front of Tony Stark, as well as Stark's own message below the video.
"Oh, I remembered it."
Stark laughed, threw the Playboy aside, and shouted to Jarvis: "Get the car ready for me. I will go to the company now to contact Happy and tell him that the vacation is over and ask him to hurry up. Get to Stark Tower"
Driving a sports car all the way to Stark Tower illegally, Happy was already waiting at the door.
"Tony, what happened? You actually came to the company on your own initiative?"
Throwing the car keys handed over by Stark to the doorman and asking him to deal with the parking and violation matters, Happy approached Stark and asked curiously.
"Oh, it's not a big deal."
Stark smiled and led Happy into his barely used office, where two huge boxes were already placed.
"Happy, come and see the gift I bought you."
Stark patted one of the boxes and said happily to his bodyguard.
"Oh, no, Tony, I don't think I need this."
Because of the media carnival, Happy already knew what the so-called gift was at this time, and he was very resistant to it.
The kid who came up with this invention must be a devil sent to earth by Satan
And Tony, he must have been bewitched by the devil too.
"Are you sure?" Tony Stark stared at his bodyguard's round belly and said mercilessly, "With your current figure, if you don't explain it in advance, others will think you are my chef instead of my bodyguard. If I really encounter danger one day, will you really have the strength to protect me? After all, you seem to have to take a breath after taking two steps."
"Of course no problem"
Happy was very excited when his professional standards were questioned by his employer.
"My size does not affect my skills"
"I doubt it, Happy."
Stark spread his hands and shook his head.
"Think about your figure when you first joined the job, and look at it now. When you look down, you can't even see the tips of your toes."
"Maybe I really need these things."
Happy lowered his head when he heard this. Although his toes could still be seen, the situation was indeed very dangerous. He thought about it and felt that he had been too lax in recent years.
"Okay, Tony, I accept this gift."
Happy slumped his shoulders in despair, as if he had seen his miserable life in the future.
Farewell, my favorite hot dog
And burgers, cola, fried chicken, popcorn burritos
"awesome"
Stark clapped his hands and pulled the melancholy Happy to the Leaky Cauldron treadmill.
"Quick, try this first and let me see the effect."
"You're possessed by the devil Tony"
Kraft naturally didn't know that a rich man's bodyguard was in dire straits because of his invention. He and Fatty Liao were currently taking advantage of the weekend to deliver the Burnt Cauldron weight loss suit ordered by Martin Lee to the Feast homeless shelter. In the place.
"Craft, long time no see. You have become famous recently."
As soon as he walked into the shelter, an older-looking middle-aged woman came up to him, touched his little head and praised him.
"Hello, Aunt May."
"Hello, Aunt Mei."
Kraft and Fatty Liao greeted Aunt Mei obediently.
Merelli Parker, who has been a volunteer at the Feast shelter all year round, is one of the few white people who can be treated differently by Kraft. A kind-hearted person like her is worthy of respect no matter what her skin color is.
After exchanging pleasantries with Aunt Mei, Fatty Liao directed the freight workers to place the weight-loss suit in a conspicuous place in the shelter. Given the state of the hungry homeless people in the shelter, it was impossible to use it. Kraft's weight loss kit.
But Martin Lee said that this can attract people who are interested in the weight loss suit to visit and try it. The shelter can use this to charge fees, or it can also take the opportunity to publicize the nature of the shelter to them to obtain donations.
Kraft didn't know if what Martin said could be realized. Anyway, he had no interest in rescuing homeless people. When he and Martin were homeless before, he didn't see anyone coming to rescue him.
However, according to Martin, it seems that he did not build this shelter out of pure kindness.
Kraft scratched his head.
The world of adults is really complicated.
Just then, a dull guy wearing glasses walked out from a room in the corner.
"Aunt Mei, is there anything else you need my help with?"
Immediately he saw the workers who were fiddling with the Leaky Cauldron weight loss suit and Kraft who was talking to Aunt May, and the expression on his face suddenly became excited.
"Craft"
Peter Parker ran up to Kraft in two steps, grabbed his arm and shook him.
"I heard that your invention was chosen by Mr. Stark. It's really enviable."
"What's there to envy? Isn't it just that I sold him something?"
Shaking away Peter's hand in disgust, Kraft curled his lips and looked at this guy who was four or five years older than him with contempt.
Although Peter Parker is Aunt May's nephew and often comes to the shelter to help, Kraft doesn't like him very much, but it's not that he hates him. The main reason is that he can't stand Peter Parker's usual submissive appearance.
"But wouldn't it be possible for you to strike up a conversation with Mr. Stark?"
Peter's idea was exactly the same as that of Fatty Liao before, but Kraft no longer wanted to explain it again, and Kraft often did more to diss Peter than patiently explain.
"Even if you can strike up a conversation, that's my business. Why are you so excited? Moreover, even if you can strike up a conversation with Stark, how can you talk? You can't even talk to Mary."
"This is different"
Peter Parker blushed and wanted to defend, but he didn't know what to say better.
Kraft dissing Peter can be said to be the repertoire of the asylum. After hearing this, everyone around them burst into laughter. Even Aunt May happily watched the show from the sidelines.
She was actually not very satisfied with Peter's cowardly character, so she was happy to see Kraft irritate Peter, and maybe her nephew would change as a result.
It's a pity that Peter Parker disappointed her. After a few hesitant excuses, Peter found an excuse to run away.
"Ugh"
Aunt May sighed with some disappointment. She didn't mean to blame Peter. After losing his parents and being from a poor family, it was normal for Peter to have low self-esteem. Just looking at the little guy Kraft, Aunt May suddenly felt a little... Now I understand what this kid once meant when he said "other people's children."
Seeing that Peter gave in and ran away again, Kraft spread his hands towards Aunt May and shook his head helplessly. He could only help Aunt May so far.
No matter how much he hates people of other skin colors, the 14-year-old Kraft will not ridicule others for no reason, let alone Aunt May. He is aware of Aunt May's distress, so he From time to time, he would help Aunt May stimulate the idiot Peter Parker.
Of course, bullying a senior who is several years older than himself would also give Kraft a sense of accomplishment.
The same goes for other people in the shelter. They are all helping to stimulate Peter. Kraft is not as popular as Peter in the shelter. Most of the staff here are volunteers who come to help voluntarily, and they will not do it because of He is the adopted son of Martin Lee and is specifically biased towards him.
"thank you baby."
Aunt May stepped forward and hugged Kraft. She really liked this child who was a bit extreme but very sensible. That is to say, Martin Lee adopted him first, otherwise she would have wanted to take Kraft home. go.
"You'd better not continue to be this bad guy. Peter's character has been set, and it's impossible for him to change with this level of stimulation."
Touching Kraft's little head, Aunt May said with some relief. After several attempts, it didn't work. She also felt a little sorry for her nephew and decided to let him let nature take its course. Anyway, he was just a bit cowardly, so it was no big deal.
"Don't," Kraft said cheerfully: "It's rare to have an honest reason to bully Peter. It's too late for me to be happy."
"You kid, do whatever you want."
Aunt May rolled her eyes at Kraft angrily, and then added: "Don't bully him too harshly, your brother Peter's mental endurance is not very good."
"Know~ I know~"
Craft drawled his voice and agreed reluctantly.
After chatting with Aunt Mei for a while, Kraft and Fatty Liao left. The work at the shelter was still quite busy, and he didn't want to help, and there were new experiments waiting for him, so it was better to leave early.
Martin Lee's prediction was very accurate. Due to Kraft's production capacity, Feast homeless shelter caught up with the tail end of the craze. The Burning Cauldron Weight Loss Kit did bring a lot of traffic to the place, and as a result, it received several valuable transactions. Donations and financial assistance are second, mainly job opportunities given by some bosses, which are relatively rare.
However, this craze itself had no foundation, so it came and went quickly, and Kraft's ears were quieted a lot.
It's a pity that he has only been quiet for two days, and Tony Stark caused trouble for him again.
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