Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

Lin Aijun stepped over the threshold and stood under the eaves.

I squinted my eyes and looked carefully in the courtyard. There was nothing but an open umbrella in the corner.

The courageous men in the room also followed behind him, poking their heads out to look around.

At first glance, everyone was disappointed.

Lin Aijun shook his head, turned and went back to the house.

"Grandpa, did you read it wrong? This courtyard is empty, there is nothing! Only an umbrella in the corner."

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes towards the sky: "Grandpa, can you stop talking about it? Have you read Liaozhai novels recently? There is not even a ghost in the courtyard!"

The uncle trembled and said, "I really saw it. My eyesight is 1.5 in both eyes. I can't see it wrong! It's a female ghost, and she asked me to pull her. I heard her voice."

After finishing speaking, he squatted down, hugged his head, and kept trembling: "Water ghost, it's a water ghost!"

The bright lights in the room and the people in the room somewhat eased the fear in the uncle's heart.

Let his brain slowly start to turn.

Just now I clearly saw Jia Zhang's transformed into a ghost!

She looked like she just climbed out of the water!
She is coming!
She came to seek revenge on herself!
She came to find her own life!
I must have seen and heard it!

She asked him to give her a hand! !

This is not Jia Zhang, who else could it be? !

God!

What should I do? !

You can't tell the neighbors in the yard either.

As long as one mentions it, everyone will become suspicious of Jia Zhang's fall into the water.

The uncle held his head and racked his brains, but he couldn't come up with a solution.

He was scared, he was really scared!

Silly Zhu heard the words and sneered: "Everyone, have you heard the female ghost's cry?"

The people in the house were talking and chatting just now, and the rain outside was too loud.

No one would pay attention to the sound in the courtyard at all, and besides, they really didn't hear it.

So, the big guys shook their heads in unison.

Silly Zhu walked up to the old man and tried to pull him up: "Master, you see, our family is celebrating Brother Junzi, why don't you go back first, how about it? There are really no ghosts in this courtyard, we The big guys have checked it for you. Why don't you see it yourself?"

The uncle screamed as if scalded by boiling water, "I don't want to look at it, I dare not look at it!"

He Daqing spat: "Zhuzi, don't worry about him, let's fork him out! Didn't you see that our He family is entertaining guests, why did you deliberately let this cause trouble!"

After finishing speaking, He Daqing winked.

Silly Zhu understood, and the two dragged the uncle's arm to the left and walked out.

The uncle wailed instantly, struggling hard: "Don't drive me away, don't drive me away! There really is a ghost!"

His struggle pushed He Daqing, staggered a few steps, and nearly fell down.

He Daqing's face suddenly turned cold: "Yi, I don't care if you really saw a ghost or pretended to be a ghost, if you keep messing around like this, you really don't know how to flatter you."

After finishing speaking, he and Shazhu stepped forward, pushed and pulled, and pushed out the threshold of their own house.

The uncle cautiously glanced at the courtyard, and there was nothing in the courtyard at the moment.

He knew that the fierce ghost transformed by the Jia Zhang family must have been hiding because of the large number of people and the positive energy.

But if I go home, the eldest mother and Yi Yuwang haven't come back yet, and I'm alone, what should I do? !
The uncle looked at the door of his own house opposite him from afar, thinking that it was the gate of hell.

As long as he goes back alone, Jia Zhang may crawl out from somewhere to seek revenge in a short while.

Sha Zhu and He Daqing saw that the uncle had been driven out of the house and were about to close the door, so they turned around and continued to eat noodles.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was closed, the uncle stretched his hand in.

Silly Zhu suddenly felt impatient, and was about to lose his temper. He opened the door: "Master, what are you doing here? Didn't you see that our family is treating guests to dinner?"

Of course the uncle knew that this was not the time to disturb others' meals, but he was really terrified in his heart.

He looked at Silly Zhu cautiously: "Zhu Zi, can you open the door? I'll just sit at this door and wait for your mother and the others to come back!"

Silly Zhu glanced at the old man and agreed: "Forget it, just drive it."

So he opened the door and turned back to the dinner table.

The big guy was so disturbed by the old man that he completely forgot what he was talking about.

The topic naturally turned to ghosts.

After Sha Zhu sat down, he said in a low voice: "I see the old man's appearance, he seems to be really scared!"

Lin Aijun nodded: "I think so too, look at his face, it's pale with fright."

"Did you hear what he said, water ghost, it was raining heavily outside just now, it sounds a little creepy!" The white widow trembled all over and rubbed her arms.

He Daqing glanced at the White Widow, took a sip from his wine glass: "What are you so afraid of, you have never done anything wrong in your life, and you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night."

The White Widow wrinkled her nose. She was timid, and she was a little scared: "What do you know, when we were in the countryside, didn't we hear such stories less?"

"Hey, this is a feudal superstition, and some people still believe it!" Lin Xile didn't believe it at all.

Lou Xiao'e said with a smile on the side: "There are many people in Hong Kong who believe in this, especially those who do business are very particular, and Feng Shui must be dealt with. Whether it is a big business or a small business over there, please ask Guan Erye to take care of it." town."

Seeing Lou Xiaoe's support, the White Widow hurriedly said, "That's right, that's right, there are many local methods in our countryside that can be used to ward off evil spirits."

Lin Aijun listened, and said with a smile: "The culture of this thing is different, and the things to ward off evil spirits are also different. In Christianity, the cross and garlic both ward off evil spirits. There are also many things here to ward off evil spirits, such as black dog blood and boy urine. Can ward off evil spirits."

"Hey, you said this boy's urine, is it a boy's or a girl's?" Silly Zhu suddenly asked.

"It doesn't matter, as long as there are children under ten years old, regardless of male or female." The White Widow said with a smile.

While talking, Shazhu's seven-year-old daughter stood up and ran to Ran Qiuye: "Mom, I want to pee."

Silly Zhu looked up at the heavy rain outside: "Let the child pee in the back room, it's raining outside!"

So, Ran Qiuye took the child to the back room for convenience.

Fearing that there would be too many people in the room, it would smell bad, so he took the spittoon with the lid out of the room.

Put it in the corner of my house, ready to pour it tomorrow morning.

After putting it away, he turned and went into the house.

The speaker does not intend, the listener intends.

The old man who had been sitting at Shazhu's door, not daring to go home, stared straight at the spittoon jar in front of him.

After thinking for about three seconds, he picked up the spittoon and poured it over his head.