Should Have Let Me Die

It was like shining summer into the depths of winter, but the weird thing was that it stayed that way. Even after I passed no snow fell and even the grass was green. 

We even took the time to stop and left everyone out and see what it was like. For me, I was half in and half out of the snow so I was a bit jade, and even though everyone was out, I didn't want to change back to myself and ruin what was all done on the inside.

I wasn't sure if transforming back would wreck anything, but I didn't want to take a chance. I would just settle to beagle to have some alone time inside of my head with her tonight. 

I rounded everyone back up and then rose up after entering the elevator at the bottom of my foot. After everyone was in place, I started to move again burning a trail of summer as I went. 

"This will probably be to help with the frozen trees, right?" Krya questioned me to keep some idle conversation going as I walked through the blizzard.

"More than likely, but I don't think it will be that easy or simple. This was the closest location on the map, the bone dragon, so I didn't expect him to be very strong. I wasn't wrong, but this place is on the farthest part of the island, and if the distance traveled to get here is any indication, then we might be in for a fight." 

"You will have no problem, you always come out on top. Plus, you just have to keep thinking about what comes later tonight after you beat all the monsters. Then you can come home and beat my little kitty," Krya said, grinning up at the camera. 

I picked up my feet and we started to move faster, snow is damned, we were getting to our destination! Then I was going to kick whoever's ass I needed to, and then, I would get my free time to beat that pussy!

"What did the poor cat ever do to you, and why is Kyra letting you beat it? What is wrong with you two?! Oh! Oops! Sorry!" Eva announced over the intercom system.

Kyra spits out the drink she was drinking and then almost fell out of her chair from my gut-wrenching laughing. I had to brace myself to keep from falling over, this body was overly top-heavy.

'I want not to talk about an actual cat, I was talking about between her legs.'

'Ooo, I see, umm, please tell Kyra that I am sorry for announcing that! I had forgotten that I was still on the intercom system!' -Eva.

'It's okay, I had a good laugh and the wolf will laugh later when I tease her about it.'

I was still plowing through the snow, but I was starting to see a dark line in the distance. Because we cut such a perfect path in the snow that stayed, Eva was able to keep me going fair straight. 

"This must be the place, Everyone gets to your seat and buckle up. I have no idea what this is going to be like, but I know that this will be the worst of the three."

Then I sent a thought to Eva.

'Do I have a sword or something, or do I just have to Jackie Chan my way through here?'

'Just the Heat-Ray, Titania said you didn't need weapons because it would just give you an unfair advantage over you enemies.' -Eva.

Goddamn woman, whose side were they on? Unfair advantage, I'll give you an unfair advantage! I stormed towards the trees, I was about to open a can of whoop-ass on the first thing that moved!

It was pretty quiet, and first coming inside, I didn't really see much. What the hell?

"HEY! Monsters! I'm here!" I called very loudly, but still, there was nothing.

So, I started to unthaw the trees, with my head hung. This was really starting to be a drag, I was paving summer, in a dungeon, but I had to constantly wash off my own snow beard. 

"Don't worry baby, get the trees thawed, and then you can come inside. Mr. Bones left a couple times and got some rabbits, so we will have a good meal. I will make you feel good after, okay?" Kyra told me as I walked through the forest, defrosting the trees and landscape. 

Food would be good, and I would just have to hope that the last place had something good. I wonder what the staff was going to do before? Maybe I would be able to dual wield both staff! Ha, a man could dream.

I was coming up to a clean, so I pushed forward and started to clear the area off. Right away I noticed that it was some kind of giant face, and this guy was giant, my foot was the size of this guy's head.

I compared my foot by stepping on the face, but the ground started to shake. I pulled my foot away, but now the eyes were red and glowing, sweet!

I stepped back and then turned to start running through the forest, back the way I had come. This thing was ripping up the ground behind me and I had to high tail it through the massive trees so I didn't get knocked over. 

I burst out of the forest and out on the summer path I had cut. I finally got far enough that I felt I could safely turn around.

This thing made me look small, and the red eyes said it was pissed. It was like a hundred meter second of the forest had just stood up and formed into a golem. It was more than three times the size of me and it was glaring at me.

So, this was a monster, mhmm. I may have got a bit more than I wanted with this one, yes I did. I was going to have to eat the spinach to beat this guy!