Shennong, Who Returned from Xiu Xian

The Songjiang City in June has been raining for more than half a month.

The pollutants in the air that had caused nausea and vomiting dropped a lot under the dilution of rainwater.

Breathing the fresh air, the pedestrians on the road are also in a good mood.

“Old Jade Emperor, go for your spring and autumn dreams, and don’t want you to give me a lifetime of cooking.”

After the heavy rain, under the 553 bus stop sign, a young man with a long hair shawl and wearing a weird robe made a grassy gesture and said angrily: “Lao Tzu has returned to the world. You mess up, mess up. “

Rumbling.

The sky that was clear in the sky was actually in the curse of the long-haired youth, and thundered and thundered, so that the little boy on the side surprised and said: “Mom, look at the man dressed like a Baizi painting. Flashing thunder, it’s so handsome. “

The mother of the little boy hadn’t spoken yet. The man with long hair shawl shook his ears and transferred his body directly. Looking at the little boy who spoke, he said, “Who was the Baizi painting you just said?”

“Pretend, you continue to pretend.”

The little boy looked at Ye Xiaohu with a contemptuous look: “Baizihua is the most handsome male pig’s foot in” The Flower Thousand Bone “, and” The Flower Thousand Bone “is one of the hottest TV series in 2015, so you Will Costume? Play say that Bai Zi’s paintings will soak up the ignorant little sister. “

“This year is 2015?” Ye Xiaohu asked strangely.

“moron.”

The little boy threw out his tongue and said with an incredulous face: “This year is already 2016. You don’t even know this. I really doubt you are an intellectual disability.”

“You are mentally retarded!”

Was despised by a little fart kid, which made Ye Xiaohu very unhappy, so he glared at the little boy.

At the next moment, the little boy who was still high-spirited and cried when he saw Ye Xiaohu’s expression.

Seeing this scene, the little boy’s mother ran over, hugged the little boy in his chest, and then faced Ye Xiaohu in a fierce way: “Mental illness, so a big man who doesn’t learn and can’t learn how to bully my children?”

“Let’s go.”

The woman embraced the little boy and walked towards the distance.

At the same time, the little boy lying on the woman’s shoulder wiped his eyes, then made a grimace towards Ye Xiaohu.

Ignoring the little boy’s behavior, Ye Xiaohu leaned on the stop sign alone, and a sigh of relief appeared on his face: “I heard that one day in the sky, one year on the ground, but I clearly remember many years in the heavenly court, Why has the earth only been in the past five years? Is there a congenital power that can modify the time flow rate of the heavenly court after the separation of the heavenly court from the world, and reverse the time and space of heaven and earth? “

“Although some things are hard to believe, this is how things happen.”

“But that’s fine. In the past five years, I think my parents should be alive, and I don’t know if they miss my son, who has been missing for five years.”

Parents are not far away, it stands to reason that Ye Xiaohu can not leave his parents too far.

But five years ago, Ye Xiaohu, who was originally planning to help his parents work on the ground, was struck by thunder halfway, and was inexplicably selected into the heavenly court, and spent a long time.

Ye Tianhu went to the heaven, just like the heaven in the novels, TV dramas, myths and legends, all kinds of authorities should have it. It is a pity that the long years of peace have worn away the spirits of the gods, slowly made the gods lazy, and even lost the motivation to work, and the entire heaven has been abandoned.

This way Ye Xiaohu was inexplicably selected as the only laborer in Tianting, responsible for cooking some departments that no gods are willing to manage, such as farming areas such as raising horses, flowers, medicine gardens, orchards, etc.

Ye Xiaohu was originally unwilling, but the jade Emperor’s punishment such as reducing Yangshou and breaking into the 18th layer of **** was a threat to Ye Xiaohu. Little life matters, but in desperation, Ye Xiaohu agreed to the request of the Jade Emperor, and began to work diligently to help Tianting take care of farm work.

Fortunately, Ye Xiaohu is a farmer himself, so it doesn’t take much effort to take care of his farm work, but it is very easy.

After doing it for a while, I don’t know if it was the conscience of the gods who discovered it, or Ye Xiaohu’s farm work. In short, there are immortals one after another, actively looking for Ye Xiaohu to talk, and give Ye Xiaohu some good things, similar to immortality medicine and exercises. Even Hua Tuo, Bian Que and other medical doctors personally instructed Ye Xiaohu’s mysterious medicine, which made Ye Xiaohu grateful.

It was like this that Ye Xiaohu helped Tiantian cooking farming while practicing.

Until one day, Ye Xiaohu cultivated the golden body of the earth. After being able to incarnate the earth, it completely exceeded the boundaries of mortals and ranked in the fairy class.

Originally was a good thing, but Ye Xiaohu did not want to be a fairy because he missed his parents.

So Ye Xiaohu took the initiative to find the Emperor Jade, put forward the idea of ​​returning to the earth, and honoring his parents. But Jade Emperor Laoer was born and raised, and did not know the meaning of the word filial piety, so he prevented Ye Xiaohu from returning to earth.

Helpless, Ye Xiaohu had to use the hard-working spells with the help of his friends in the heavenly court, concealed the old Jade Emperor, and landed again through the Qiankun mirror.

“Dad’s waist and ribs were injured in the work that year. I don’t know if it’s okay. The mother’s rheumatism has been there for several years. Is it still torturing the mother’s body?”

“Looking at the weather, when UU is reading www.uukanshu.com, when farming is busy, I don’t know if their two elders can handle the farm work at home.”

As soon as he thought of this, Ye Xiaohu became anxious.

So he couldn’t care anymore. He had a strange costume on his body, and stepped on a 553 directly. He threw a dollar coin that he brought to heaven and brought it down five years ago, and then stood in the car and slowly drove to Yejia Village. .

An hour later, Yejia Village.

“I haven’t come back in five years. The original bumpy road in Yejia Village has disappeared and replaced with Banyou Road. It’s not too hard to go out this rainy day.”

Standing on the ground, feeling the change of Yejia Village, Ye Xiaohu suddenly felt a sense of timidness in the countryside.

At this time, Ye Xiaohu saw a piece of paper stuck on the village head stone pillar 20 meters away.

The average person is so far away, there is no way to see clearly.

But after living in Heaven for a period of time, Ye Xiaohu now has six consciousnesses, and his ears are clear, far better than ordinary people’s eyesight.

So he can clearly see the paper on the stone pillar, which is a small advertisement for tracing people.

And the person they were looking for, he was Ye Xiaohu.

“It turns out that my parents have never given up looking for me, and they keep posting notices about people.”

Walked over quickly, reached out and stroked the paper on the stone pillar, and felt the moist feeling. Obviously, the top layer of the tracing notice should have just been posted by someone, but it was not dry.

With this in mind, Ye Xiaohu couldn’t bear it any longer, and he shed tears of missing his parents, and quickly walked towards some already strange homes.

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