Shenhao starts from Naruto World
Chapter 81 Kakashi’s request
"The journey of my tailed beast starts from that winter, that day when it didn't snow..."
"Stop talking, you idiot!! Just focus on the important point." Sasuke said impatiently.
After listening, Zheng Xuwen nodded.
"Well... I said I picked it up, do you believe it?" Zheng Xuwen murmured.
Looking at Zheng Xuwen with a serious look on his face, Sasuke couldn't wait to kick him up and let him experience the heaven...
"Are you going to tell me? If not, we can leave..." Naruto replied at this time.
Zheng Xuwen frowned and said: "I accidentally opened the ancient tomb, and there was a remnant soul of the Six Paths Immortal inside... He told me that on a full moon night, remember to open it..."
This is a relatively common routine in previous life novels. Open the coffin in an ancient tomb, have a strange encounter, and then be crowned emperor when you come out...
Of course, in the world of Naruto, in addition to being directly the Hokage, Kyuubi is already the top match.
No one really wants to be the Ten-Tails Jinchuuriki, no, no, no...
"Hahahahaha..." Zheng Xuwen laughed suddenly.
Sasuke frowned and looked at him, while Zheng Xuwen had a sneer on his face and said: "Since the teacher has stopped talking...what can I do...Okay, I will tell you why there is another Kyuubi. I invented it." Cells!"
"What are cells..." Sasuke said with a look of indifference on his face.
Naruto looked at him with some confusion, even thinking that he was drunk, delirious and talking nonsense.
"Cells... are a magical thing. For example, if you cut off a piece of flesh, does it hurt? It's your nerves that hurt, and your cells are present in your nerves, even your bones, and every part of your human body. In an organization..."
Zheng Xuwen said slowly.
After listening to what he said, Sasuke rubbed his head and said, "I think you look like a lunatic. No one talks about the existence of cells. Do you know...you have to pay a price for talking nonsense?"
"Nerve ≠ neuropathy. First of all, cells really exist and are very magical. However, you need a magnifying glass hundreds of times to see them. They can directly change a person's physique, life and even many, many things." Zheng Xuwen said clearly, and Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other, and then looked at Zheng Xuwen with a touch of pity in their eyes.
"I'm sorry..." Sasuke said, his voice a little hoarse, "I've pushed you too hard these days... Student Zheng, you don't have to come to class recently and have a good rest at home. Even if you lie down for half a year, we can't I’ll applaud you.”
Naruto was about to squeeze out tears from his eyes, and he said with a caring expression: "I didn't expect... When I grow up, I still have this kind of lack of care since childhood, and my brain is damaged every day... Silly thing, I believe you can do it. Get out of...the big hole in your head."
After hearing this, Zheng Xuwen quit immediately!
He said with a serious face: "I am a normal person!!"
Naruto, Sasuke, and even Tsunade looked at each other and said in unison: "We know."
His tone was surprisingly calm...
"I... Mommy, I can't even wash myself off if I jump into the Yellow River!!!"
Zheng Xuwen cried silently in his heart.
He was as sad as the ocean, but he had nowhere to talk and lived in his own world every day. It was so sad.
"I know... this disease is difficult to treat. Don't worry, I will try my best to help you!" Tsunade pinched his cheek and said with an aunty smile.
Looking at Tsunade's expression, she seemed to feel pity for him despite her lazy temperament.
Zheng Xuwen was so angry that he wanted to stamp his feet! ! !
"Grandma..." he said, "I know you have superb medical skills, you are kind-hearted, and you are very kind, but!! I don't want you to always have trouble with me... Look at what they say about me. ." Zheng Xuwen said, hiding his face in sadness and leaving.
At the same time, he opened his Sharingan and looked at the three people's expressions, ranging from pity to disgust...
"Fuck...it's so sad that a [-]-magnification lens can't express..." he said.
When I returned to my room, it was already afternoon...
As the saying goes, "In the afternoon in Konoha, the dog crows and the rooster does not ring."
Waves of dog barking came from the end of the street outside.
"Where are these fucking dogs basking in their throats??? What a fool." He cursed, then looked at everything familiar in front of him and sat back on the bed.
He thought for a while, "Next... we still have to develop Konoha. After all, we can't lose this place. This kind of primitive place, and there is no electricity... we can't ask Kakashi to give his phone a 'Chidori Massage' right?"
He said to himself: "You can recharge your batteries only if you have a home, and you can have a home only if you have Konoha..."
For a moment, a surge of excitement surged up from his chest and abdomen, and he even began to feel that he was Konoha's most coquettish young man...
He lay on the bed, stretched his arms upwards and yawned.
"Ha~~~~~" Zheng Xuwen said.
Immediately, he stood up, snapping his fingers and pretending to be cool while thinking something in his mind, a black figure appeared in front of him, holding a book "Desire Paradise" in his hand to read carefully.
"What are you calling me for?? Didn't you see... you are busy practicing? Only by practicing diligently every day can you have a bright future, Sao Nian..." Kakashi said.
He looked up at Kakashi. His facial features were very delicate, his forehead was fair and bright, and his pupils revealed a deep light.
He couldn't help but sigh: "The teacher is so serious..."
Nodding, Kakashi said: "That's it... Teacher, I need to go to the Konoha Street Hot Spring to practice my mental skills this week, but I don't have enough money. How about you give me a Chidori Training Manual? ?”
After listening to Kakashi's words, Zheng Xuwen thought about it carefully and suddenly felt that it was a good deal.
And Kakashi smiled inwardly.
"Sooner or later, we have to teach you these things, hey hey... you can make some money if you can." And his expression was still serious and fierce.
"How much?" Zheng Xuwen asked.
Kakashi's tone suddenly dropped, and he lowered his voice as if whispering, "1000 million...1000 million is fine. Don't worry, I'm just going to buy a hot spring."
"Wait... Konoha Street??" Zheng Xuwen's eyes widened and he said, "Isn't that a newly opened women's bath???"
Kakashi immediately put his index finger in front of his lips and said: "Don't say anything. How can we say that cultivators are divided into genders? I only have a broad mind to be able to dominate Hokage. Do you understand?"
Zheng Xuwen showed an expression of realization and said, "I understand...Kakashi-sensei is a pervert."
"What... what a pervert! Can this be called a pervert when it comes to scholars?! It's just a reference... a reference, a reference ~" Kakashi said in a tactful tone.
"1000 million, why don't you kill me...100 million, okay?" Zheng Xuwen said.
Kakashi rubbed his nose, smiled lightly and said, "Of course."
I was shocked in my heart, thinking that there was such a bargain. With a calm expression, I said, "I'll get it for you."
Then, the system sounded "ding dong!" ” sounded, the clear sound was like a lark singing.
〖Pay 100 million yuan! 〗
The female voice said melodiously and tactfully, mixed with a smile.
"Stop talking, you idiot!! Just focus on the important point." Sasuke said impatiently.
After listening, Zheng Xuwen nodded.
"Well... I said I picked it up, do you believe it?" Zheng Xuwen murmured.
Looking at Zheng Xuwen with a serious look on his face, Sasuke couldn't wait to kick him up and let him experience the heaven...
"Are you going to tell me? If not, we can leave..." Naruto replied at this time.
Zheng Xuwen frowned and said: "I accidentally opened the ancient tomb, and there was a remnant soul of the Six Paths Immortal inside... He told me that on a full moon night, remember to open it..."
This is a relatively common routine in previous life novels. Open the coffin in an ancient tomb, have a strange encounter, and then be crowned emperor when you come out...
Of course, in the world of Naruto, in addition to being directly the Hokage, Kyuubi is already the top match.
No one really wants to be the Ten-Tails Jinchuuriki, no, no, no...
"Hahahahaha..." Zheng Xuwen laughed suddenly.
Sasuke frowned and looked at him, while Zheng Xuwen had a sneer on his face and said: "Since the teacher has stopped talking...what can I do...Okay, I will tell you why there is another Kyuubi. I invented it." Cells!"
"What are cells..." Sasuke said with a look of indifference on his face.
Naruto looked at him with some confusion, even thinking that he was drunk, delirious and talking nonsense.
"Cells... are a magical thing. For example, if you cut off a piece of flesh, does it hurt? It's your nerves that hurt, and your cells are present in your nerves, even your bones, and every part of your human body. In an organization..."
Zheng Xuwen said slowly.
After listening to what he said, Sasuke rubbed his head and said, "I think you look like a lunatic. No one talks about the existence of cells. Do you know...you have to pay a price for talking nonsense?"
"Nerve ≠ neuropathy. First of all, cells really exist and are very magical. However, you need a magnifying glass hundreds of times to see them. They can directly change a person's physique, life and even many, many things." Zheng Xuwen said clearly, and Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other, and then looked at Zheng Xuwen with a touch of pity in their eyes.
"I'm sorry..." Sasuke said, his voice a little hoarse, "I've pushed you too hard these days... Student Zheng, you don't have to come to class recently and have a good rest at home. Even if you lie down for half a year, we can't I’ll applaud you.”
Naruto was about to squeeze out tears from his eyes, and he said with a caring expression: "I didn't expect... When I grow up, I still have this kind of lack of care since childhood, and my brain is damaged every day... Silly thing, I believe you can do it. Get out of...the big hole in your head."
After hearing this, Zheng Xuwen quit immediately!
He said with a serious face: "I am a normal person!!"
Naruto, Sasuke, and even Tsunade looked at each other and said in unison: "We know."
His tone was surprisingly calm...
"I... Mommy, I can't even wash myself off if I jump into the Yellow River!!!"
Zheng Xuwen cried silently in his heart.
He was as sad as the ocean, but he had nowhere to talk and lived in his own world every day. It was so sad.
"I know... this disease is difficult to treat. Don't worry, I will try my best to help you!" Tsunade pinched his cheek and said with an aunty smile.
Looking at Tsunade's expression, she seemed to feel pity for him despite her lazy temperament.
Zheng Xuwen was so angry that he wanted to stamp his feet! ! !
"Grandma..." he said, "I know you have superb medical skills, you are kind-hearted, and you are very kind, but!! I don't want you to always have trouble with me... Look at what they say about me. ." Zheng Xuwen said, hiding his face in sadness and leaving.
At the same time, he opened his Sharingan and looked at the three people's expressions, ranging from pity to disgust...
"Fuck...it's so sad that a [-]-magnification lens can't express..." he said.
When I returned to my room, it was already afternoon...
As the saying goes, "In the afternoon in Konoha, the dog crows and the rooster does not ring."
Waves of dog barking came from the end of the street outside.
"Where are these fucking dogs basking in their throats??? What a fool." He cursed, then looked at everything familiar in front of him and sat back on the bed.
He thought for a while, "Next... we still have to develop Konoha. After all, we can't lose this place. This kind of primitive place, and there is no electricity... we can't ask Kakashi to give his phone a 'Chidori Massage' right?"
He said to himself: "You can recharge your batteries only if you have a home, and you can have a home only if you have Konoha..."
For a moment, a surge of excitement surged up from his chest and abdomen, and he even began to feel that he was Konoha's most coquettish young man...
He lay on the bed, stretched his arms upwards and yawned.
"Ha~~~~~" Zheng Xuwen said.
Immediately, he stood up, snapping his fingers and pretending to be cool while thinking something in his mind, a black figure appeared in front of him, holding a book "Desire Paradise" in his hand to read carefully.
"What are you calling me for?? Didn't you see... you are busy practicing? Only by practicing diligently every day can you have a bright future, Sao Nian..." Kakashi said.
He looked up at Kakashi. His facial features were very delicate, his forehead was fair and bright, and his pupils revealed a deep light.
He couldn't help but sigh: "The teacher is so serious..."
Nodding, Kakashi said: "That's it... Teacher, I need to go to the Konoha Street Hot Spring to practice my mental skills this week, but I don't have enough money. How about you give me a Chidori Training Manual? ?”
After listening to Kakashi's words, Zheng Xuwen thought about it carefully and suddenly felt that it was a good deal.
And Kakashi smiled inwardly.
"Sooner or later, we have to teach you these things, hey hey... you can make some money if you can." And his expression was still serious and fierce.
"How much?" Zheng Xuwen asked.
Kakashi's tone suddenly dropped, and he lowered his voice as if whispering, "1000 million...1000 million is fine. Don't worry, I'm just going to buy a hot spring."
"Wait... Konoha Street??" Zheng Xuwen's eyes widened and he said, "Isn't that a newly opened women's bath???"
Kakashi immediately put his index finger in front of his lips and said: "Don't say anything. How can we say that cultivators are divided into genders? I only have a broad mind to be able to dominate Hokage. Do you understand?"
Zheng Xuwen showed an expression of realization and said, "I understand...Kakashi-sensei is a pervert."
"What... what a pervert! Can this be called a pervert when it comes to scholars?! It's just a reference... a reference, a reference ~" Kakashi said in a tactful tone.
"1000 million, why don't you kill me...100 million, okay?" Zheng Xuwen said.
Kakashi rubbed his nose, smiled lightly and said, "Of course."
I was shocked in my heart, thinking that there was such a bargain. With a calm expression, I said, "I'll get it for you."
Then, the system sounded "ding dong!" ” sounded, the clear sound was like a lark singing.
〖Pay 100 million yuan! 〗
The female voice said melodiously and tactfully, mixed with a smile.
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