Sex Stories: Mr. LarsBar's Nut Factory

What was it that happened that gave you such authority over the great Tsunade? The woman took no shit from anyone, whether it was her fellow Sannins Jiraiya and Orochimaru or her predecessor the Third Hokage. She was mighty in so many ways, physical and mental, yet she sucked on your dick with equal amounts of enthusiasm and loyalty.

Go back a week and remember. Remember every little thing that happened that day…

"Phoo…"

You were a businessman in the village of Yugakure: the Village Hidden in Hot Water. A place where VIPs went to relax and seek comfort. The Hokage was no different. That day, she arrived through the door with her fiance, Dan Kato, at her side. Behind you were three sections: one for men, one for women, and the last for everyone, a mixed bath.

You stood at the front counter, waiting. You had other employees but for today you had been ordered by the Hokage to keep the hot spring visit classified. You understood. She was a VIP among VIPs. The leader of the strongest village in the world. Asking for exceptional circumstances was natural. Therefore, for today, it was only you running the hot spring. You and you alone.

A doorbell was attached to the front entrance, signalling the arrival of any and all guests. The blonde Hokage was no different. Following the chime of the bell was the fluttering grass-green haori with the kanji for "gamble" on the back. The symbol of the Legendary Sucker. All of a sudden, you remembered the legends of her abilities and stood still. Don't let your eyes wander, you thought.

Tsunade walked up to the front counter, her long blonde hair bouncing behind her and her tits bouncing even more vigorously. Each step was marked by the sound of her heels, almost as if in a hurry. She put an arm on the counter, leaning forward and staring into your soul.

"Is everything ready?" Her question was immediate and you replied without missing a beat.

"Yes, ma'am."

She crossed her arms over her chest, the movement causing her ample cleavage to press against her low-cut blouse slightly, and glance at her fiancé.

Dan Kato silently caught up to her, casting a glance at you before returning his attention back to his lover. He couldn't help but notice how alluring his future wife looked despite being somewhat annoyed right now. "One bed, please."

A smirk appeared on her face. "I was hoping you would say." Tsunade turned back to you, an arm back on the counter. "Two for one, please." With her hand, she made a circle as if saying, "For you-know-what."

You-know-what meaning sex. She wanted her fiancé to pound her ass tonight. Lucky guy…

Like a good employee, you obliged her request. "Of course." From the cabinet, you took out a form and gestured for her to sign it.

"Here." She signed it and threw the pen as if allergic to it. "Can we go?"

You checked the signature. Tsunade's signature was an unrecognisable scribble. Oh well, nothing you could do about it. "Go right ahead, Lady Tsunade." You direct a hand toward the mixed-bath section, indicated plainly by black kanji on white cotton. The whole establishment was empty so technically it didn't matter which gender specific bath she and her fiancé went to. However, the mixed bath was the largest and probably the space Tsunade would appreciate the most. You watched the blonde and her fiancé enter the mixed bath section, laughing along the way.

The black kanji glowed, creating an invisible Sealing Barrier. You hired Jiraiya of the Sannin to do this for you. You wondered if he would be mad or happy to see his work being used by Tsunade and her fiancé. Jiraiya, being who he was, did not ask for financial compensation. Instead, he installed cameras and wiretapping everywhere and told you that he would swing by every so often to check the footage for the sake of "research". The continued usage of the cameras and wiretapping was no exception today. Tsunade merely stated that she wanted total privacy with no people around. That clause, regardless of what she could say afterward, did not include cameras.

You stood there, suddenly realizing how bored you were. Glancing over your shoulder, you tried to see through the distortion that was the barrier. Alas, vision alone wasn't enough. Your curiosity was getting to you, however. You heard a laugh and a giggle.

Tsunade…man, were the males of the world envious of Dan Kato. He was colloquially known as the "Lucky Bastard", a title bestowed to him by the famed writer of the Icha Icha Paradise books. Your curiosity eventually won over and you opened up your cabinet to take out a small-sized television. With a press of the button, the cameras of your hot spring appeared. The Sealing Barrier was purposely designed by Jiraiya to block strangers and chakra but not electrical signals.

Your perspective was on the front entrance. From the change room, you saw Tsunade's thicc rump and a hint of her tits.

"Here they come…"

Tsunade and Dan finally came out. Your pants tightened. Your work clothes consisted of a blue kimono, fancy and traditional, and was currently being prodded by your erection. Your gaze was stuck to the screen in front of you and the camera view it displayed. You would think the rumours were just that; rumours. They weren't. In every measure, Tsunade did not disappoint. Free from pesky clothing, her curvaceous frame was brimming with confidence, her large breasts jiggling from the slightest movement. Her waist was narrow yet well-defined, tapering down to shapely hips that flared gently outwards.

One could easily imagine the power contained within her delicious thighs, capable of incredible feats yet also sensitive enough to respond to the caress of a man. Despite reaching her forties as the Fourth Hokage, Tsunade maintained an air of allure and sex appeal that was irresistible to every man with a workable dick. Without her heels, Tsunade did become something of a shortstack with big boobs. But seeing her stand there and smile with a towel draped over her arm, the sheer fact that it was Tsunade washed away any and all criticisms.

So there was Tsunade, sexy without trying and boner-inducing at the tiniest provocation. What about Dan? What about the infamous man she chose to fuck her for the rest of her life?

You blinked. The camera automatically zoomed in on Dan's nether regions, then his smiling face, then back to his manhood. Dan was, to put it mildly, very disappointing.

"He's fucking Lady Tsunade with a cock that small…?"

Maybe your expectations were bloated or maybe he was just that small. His manhood was clearly developed in all the wrong ways. He possessed a well-toned body honed through various exercises he learned during his time spent as a ninja, but when it came to his cock, he fell short. His ballsack was diminutive as well, failing to be what was necessary to impregnate a woman of Tsunade's calibre.

Seeing Tsunade in all her glory only served to amplify this disappointment, further exaggerating the disparity between them in terms of raw physical capabilities. A body as luscious as hers did not deserve a disappointment like that.

"Then, Nawaki said, 'Fire Style: Water Ball!'" Tsunade cackled. "What a doofus."

"Maybe he'll be the first man to create a fire-water ball."

Tsunade laughed and politely smacked Dan on the arm. "Don't give him any ideas."

Clearly, he loved her dearly and was determined to find ways to please her despite his shortcomings. Standing next to her, Dan must have known, right? The way his pathetic limp cock walked next to her bouncing tits…it should have been obvious.

"What a lucky bastard," you muttered like a mantra. Tsunade's pussy was clean-shaven and she was very comfortable being nude with her fiancé. Dan Kato definitely fucked her. Yep, no question about it.

The mixed bath was a large, open steamy hot spring. The floor was cobblestone and three pools of water were offered. The mixed bathing area was surrounded by a small grove of trees and shrubs, providing privacy and ambiance. The air was filled with the smell of rich minerals and herbs, adding to the peaceful and serene atmosphere. The softness of everything was designed for VIPs and ordinary people to enjoy themselves, a type of universal appeal that caused the couple to appreciate it with a smile and nod.

Tsunade and Dan stepped into the same pool and submerged themselves. Side-by-side, shoulder-to-shoulder, even their sighs were shared.

"That hits the spot," you heard Tsunade mutter in the audio. The perspective was from a leaf on a nearby hanging tree. "Fucking hell, the paperwork has been killing my back."

"Paperwork?" Dan chuckled. "Whatever you say, my love."

The warm water lapped gently against their skin as they basked under the starry sky. With each passing moment, the tension from their day seemed to melt away, replaced by the soothing sensation of the mineral-rich waters.

Dan tilted his head back against the smooth stones surrounding the pool, his muscular arms folded over his chest. He side-eyed Tsunade whose boobs were like floating balloons. You were no different, thinking that the female Hokage was an erotic novel scene brought to her; her body glistening with perspiration from the heat of the springs, yet still managing to maintain an air of elegance.

Dan leaned in closer to Tsunade, an arm wrapping around her waist. He whispered, "You know, Tsunade, we usually aren't alone like this." His breath tickled her ear as he nibbled gently on her lobe.

Smirking playfully, Tsunade responded, "Well, Dan, if it weren't for my duties, I would definitely be pregnant and that wouldn't be good for the village, would it? I'm a doctor and the Hokage, remember?"

Dan grew more daring in his attempts to charm the fierce Fourth Hokage. He reached out with a smile, brushing a stray strand of wet hair from Tsunade's face before murmuring softly, "And what's so wrong with that?" His voice held a hint of coyness as he flexed his tiny cock beneath the water's surface. If it were any other man, the cock would have peaked past the surface.

Her smirk widening, Tsunade leaned in closer, their faces an inch apart. She brushed her fingers lightly along Dan's inner thigh, before moving further downward until her hand met the cock in question. "Does your little soldier think it can replace me?"

"Why not?"

As Tsunade's hand closed around Dan's shaft, she felt it twitch and grow harder in her grasp. A slow smirk spread across her lips and puckered up her lips, a signal that the Legendary Sucker was heading into action. You couldn't wait, even though you preferred you should have done it with a bigger, better cock. Ideally your own…

Dan stood up, presenting himself openly. His meager cock was close to your pinkie finger, probably smaller. You asked yourself again how a dick like that satisfied Tsunade.

Now standing on her knees with her fiancé's small cock twitching against her lips, Tsunade gave his erect member a juicy kiss. Jealousy coursed through you. What a kiss it was, full of love and causing the little soldier to perk up. "Mmm…! You sure are excited!" Tsunade went forward and took Dan's length into her mouth while looking up at him through her lashes. Her tongue swirled around the head, tasting the saltiness of his pre-cum before moving further down his shaft.

She sucked firmly, using her impressive breath control to take all of his precious inches into her mouth. Each bob of her head saw the entirety of his cock disappear inside, causing Dan to moan loudly and grab onto her head for support. His hands tangled in her wet hair, guiding her movements as he surrendered himself to the pleasure coursing through his body.

"I-I'm cumming!"

Seven seconds. Dan Kato lasted seven seconds in the Legendary Suck's mouth. Surely, that had to be a record.

With one last moan, Dan thrust himself into Tsunade's waiting mouth, her nose pressing into his pelvis. His balls convulsed intensely, flooding her mouth as he pulsed with a fast orgasm. His cumshots were rapid and weak. Though caught off guard by the early climax, Tsunade smiled wide around his sensitive member and let him shoot all the tiny little spurts of cum he wanted. It was like she was saying he deserved to climax pathetically when he really, really didn't.

"Ha…haaahh…." Dan softened in her mouth before pulling away, his tiny erection becoming tinier. Dan sent her an apologetic smile.

Tsunade rolled her eyes playfully and gave his now-deflating member a friendly smack with her open palm. "Couldn't last long again, could you?"

"You're just too good," Dan replied.

Again? Again? So he regularly lasted seven seconds inside her? First a small cock and now a premature ejaculator. Other than bagging Tsunade, the guy really didn't have much going for him. If this got leaked, who knows what would happen to the Hokage's reputation. Every news article on the planet would proclaim, "The Fourth Hokage's Husband — One-Pump-Chump!"

Tsunde went back to sit on the glossy rocky perimeter of the pool, laughing jovially. "Seems your little package really packs quite a punch," she teased, wiping the traces of Dan's release from her lips. Settling beside her, naked shoulder pressing against naked shoulder, Dan couldn't help but feel satisfied and cherished in her company - despite his humbling climax just moments earlier.

Which was a real fucking disappointment. Tsunade was built for sex, not…this.

"Sake!" Tsunade suddenly yelled. "Owner, I want sake!"

She was talking to you! Fuck, right, the barrier also allowed sound. You could hear her yelling and opened up the lower cabinets to grab the requested alcohol.

"Coming!" You announced, running inside. You weren't able to see Dan's tiny dick nor did they want to but you did catch a nice glimpse of Tsunade. It was great. In person, the remnants of water clinging to her, her large boobs were glistening. She turned and reached out to steal the bottle before you could say another word.

"Grab another two bottles!" Tsunade demanded.

"O-okay!"

As the night progressed, Tsunade and Dan indulged in the pleasures of bathing and alcohol. After sharing a few rounds of sake, Tsunade began to show signs of growing tipsy. Her words came out slurred, and she giggled uncontrollably over trivial matters. As you entered the bath area to give one last bottle of sake, Tsunade's gaze landed on her fiancé's retreating member, still flaccid after its earlier emission. The two had slowly gone around the pool and were now in a position where you could see everything.

Lifting a hand, Tsunade mockingly brought her index finger and thumb together, suggesting the meager size before bursting into laughter. "Look at that thing!" she howled, throwing her head back and shoulders shaking. The tiny cup of sake in her hand shook and dripped. "It's so small, it could fit in my cup!"

Unfazed by her harsh jest, Dan smiled and replied, "And yet you love it." Dan scooted over and placed a tender kiss on the drunk Tsunade's cheek before filling his small cup with sake. "Besides, who needs a huge cock when I have a woman like you?"

The comment only served to fuel Tsunade's drunken antics further. She slapped her thighs and let out a hearty laugh. "Oh ho! You always know how to sweet talk your way out of trouble, Dan Kato." Lurching forward, she wrapped her arms around his neck and planted a sloppy kiss on his lips.

"Tsunade…"

Not content with her initial ribbing, Tsunade placed a drunken arm around his shoulder. "Seriously though, baby," she slurred affectionately, her breath hot against his ear, "you should be thankful you have such a beautiful girlfriend who knows how to handle your... unique endowment." She let out a hiccup followed by a giggle. Her fiancé stunned, Tsunade took a long swig of her cup and offered the empty cup to him with a wobbly grin.

Both of them must have been feeling the effects of the alcohol because you stood there, unnoticed. Slightly red, Dan chuckled and shook it off. "Oh Tsunade, you're terrible when you get drunk," he said, clinking his half-full cup with her empty cup.

That was when the drunk Tsunade noticed. That was when she smirked, leaned back to puff out her delightful tits, and curled a finger to tell you to come. You did as you were told and approached her, circling around the pool and putting the bottle down next to her and Dan.

"My Lady—"

You failed to react as she grabbed onto your blue kimono and ripped it off you. Her superhuman strength at full display, everything came off in one fell swoop, your manhood bouncing out. "Eh…?" You stood there confused by the sudden exposure.

Tsunade didn't bother to hold the kimono either, tossing it into the pool without a second thought. She smirked at the retreating piece of clothing then looked back at you. Blink. Blink, blink, blink. "Oh my…"

Your nude form was revealed and with it, something much larger than Dan's modest member. "Well, well, well," she slurred, her eyes fixed on the impressive appendage before her. "What do we have here?"

"Tsunade, what—" Dan stopped himself as he turned and saw you. You who had a bigger cock. You who instantly showed the best man here. You who showed big-titty Tsunade that there was something bigger to look forward to.

"Definitely one of the better cocks I've seen." Without any warning or shame, Tsunade wrapped her hand around the flaccid shaft, stroking it vigorously as if testing its might. You blinked and looked down.

Your erection was to be expected. Throbbing, throbbing, throbbing, and dwarfing what Dan showed thirty minutes ago.

The difference in size was what caused her to snap out of it. Tsunade released her hold on your cock and shifted backward, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment. Dan stood up to intervene, stepping between Tsunade and you, the disrobed owner.

"I apologize on behalf of my fiancée, sir," Dan said sincerely, gaze flicking down to your erect member. Jealousy brewed and he quickly said, "She tends to lose control when she's had too much to drink. Please accept our apologies, and allow us to replace any damaged clothing or compensate you in some way."

You nodded graciously, appreciating the respect shown by Dan. You looked past his shoulder to find Tsunade sliding into the pool and submerging herself in the water, trying to hide her reddened face behind a hand. But then she looked and her breath hitched. Dan was confronting you literally and figuratively.

One was soft and pathetic—her fiancé's cock. The other was hard and big—yours.

She stared and stared and stared at the difference between the two. You and Dan, compared directly and with one clear victor.

"W-wow…"

"Tsunade?" Dan glanced back, puzzled. He didn't seem to understand just how bad the comparison was; how unfavourable he was compared to you.

Tsunade blushed and looked away. A beat passed as she stared at the water and then back to you and Dan. The Hokage, seeing the gap in size again, stifled a laugh. Following her gaze and suddenly understanding its meaning, Dan went red with embarrassment. His own fiancé was making fun of him. "What can I say? It's not every day I see a cock bigger than yours, Dan," Tsunade said candidly.

"That's…" The Jounin was unable to give a reply. Glancing between his tiny member and yours, he swallowed and stepped back.

Suddenly, Tsunade was yearning for a drink and began chugging down the first bottle in sight. As she did, her eyes kept finding themselves drawn to your larger cock. Her fiancé side-eyed her before looking back at you. Even though sitting down meant defeat, he did it anyway. Dan sat next to Tsunade and smiled thinly.

"Would you like to join us?" Dan was being nice, he didn't actually want you here—and that was precisely why you joined them.

"Sure."

The envy on his face was instantly found. The man wasn't emotional but when it came to Tsunade he could get protective. That was natural, of course, who wouldn't want to be protective of a blonde babe like her? The second you sat down, his worst fears were realized and Tsunade began to drift away from her fiancé.

"T-Tsunade—?"

"The owner of a hot spring must have some interesting stories." She swam over to you and you were torn between her big tits and her smile. "How about over some drinks?"

It was almost sad how fast she went over to your side. She didn't so much as glance in Dan's direction when she did it. You had no reason to reject her and let her pour you a drink. Throughout the conversation, the taken woman would lean in close during conversations, brushing her body against yours and allowing her breast to graze your arm. As the night wore on, these accidental touches became more intentional, causing you to flush with arousal despite your efforts to maintain decorum.

You complimented her innocently on her role as Hokage and were eventually joined by Dan who started sharing stories about Tsunade's bravery and strength.

"She did the impossible and healed me when everyone else gave up," Dan said. "I will never forget it for as long as I live."

"I wouldn't either," you joked.

"Ha! Keep it coming, boys! It's not everyday I get appreciated like this." Despite her words, Tsunade was still by your side and not Dan's. The fiancé himself didn't mind. The drinks and the conversation mellowed him out and he sat submerged in the pool of water with an elbow on the edge behind him. Dan Kato's calm and cool personality was back.

"I suppose only your subordinates praise you and not friends," Dan said, nodding. He fixed his gaze on you, smiling. "Thank you for being so close with her. It's not easy making friendships while being Hokage."

The alcohol was really getting to Dan. It was like he had forgotten that his fiancé had grabbed your cock. He was probably rationalizing it as a drunken mistake in his head.

"It's not an issue." Your cock was straining and pulsing and you swore Tsunade's hand brushed against the tip. "Actually, I welcome it. When people hear that Tsunade came here, they will go crazy."

"Haha, yes. It happened to the previous hot spring too."

"Hopefully you decide to make this one a regular," you said.

"Given the service?" Tsunade winked. "You can bet on it."

The atmosphere grew increasingly warm and festive, with Tsunade continuing to navigate the line between subtle flirtation and drunken recklessness.

Your cock was throbbing in the water. You were lucky the water wasn't clear or else Dan would know exactly what was up. As it stood, he assumed Tsunade was just being drunk. The fiancé himself had something of a headache and drifted in and out of the dream world.

Eventually, unable to contain her curiosity any longer and noticing Dan was asleep, Tsunade went straight to the point. Leaning even closer, boobs squishing your arm, she whispered in your ear, "You know, you... for a man with such a large tool, I can't imagine you having trouble finding women interested in you." She bit her bottom lip suggestively.

Fuuuck. Her massive fucking tits were rubbing against your arm and she was giving you a pair of fuck-me eyes that no man other than Dan had experienced. All that was running through your mind was tits and through sheer confidence you managed to reply, "It's harder than you think."

Tsunade smirked and decided to take things to a whole new level. Wrapping her arms around yours and embracing the lucky limb between her boobs, she lowered her voice seductively. "You know, Dan may be quite skilled in many areas," she purred, "but there's something special about a man who can truly satisfy a woman like myself."

"Oh yeah?"

Her eyes locked with yours. "I mean, compare my fiancé to that massive member of yours..." She trailed off, leaving the implication clear. "Let's just say he leaves me wanting more," she finished with a giggle, poking fun at Dan who didn't hear a thing.

Dan's eyelids felt heavy, the combined effect of alcohol and exhaustion pulling him towards sleep. He took comfort in Tsunade's voice and the pleasant conversation happening nearby. Little did he know, the ever-provocative Tsunade had other plans. That she wasn't just talking…

"T-Tsunade—"

"Like I said, I want more."

She kissed you. A kiss that devolved into something more as she straddled you. Her breasts pressed your chest and her hands went to pull you into a deeper kiss. Her tongue was lashing at you, attempting to dominate you. You wouldn't let that happen. Hands on her hips, cock throbbing against her entrance, you kissed and fought until she was impressed.

"Not bad…" Breaking apart created a string of saliva—saliva that Tsunade lapped up. She was close, so close to you, you could taste the alcohol and arousal from her. Your own cock was responding as were your hands, which went over to grope her ass cheeks. Two words: thicc and firm. Not a bit of softness to it. A well-trained pair of buttocks from the world's strongest woman.

It was so fucking worth doing it in front of her half-asleep fiancé.

"Hehe…how cute." Tsunade grabbed your cock, batting her lashes at you. "How about I show you what the Legendary Sucker can do?"