Chapter 28: There is a sling in the neighboring village who deceives me when I am young and ignoran
Chapter 28 A dog in the neighboring village bullied me when I was young and ignorant
I didn’t dare to come, and I didn’t run home crying. But the legendary creature like the black-bellied little loli should be kept at a respectful distance. I don't like the arrogant and willful little loli the most.
Zhu Pingan led the ox down slowly from the grass on the slope, and made up his mind to walk past the black-bellied little Loli later, ignoring her provocation.
Just as she was about to approach, the little black-bellied loli made a strange movement, put her hands next to her mouth and shouted loudly into the distance.
"Zhuang Zhuang, Da Niu, Er Gouzi, come quickly, this brat bullied me yesterday."
Nima
This is the legendary rescuer.
Then Zhu Pingan saw three six or seven-year-old brats rushing out from the grass in the distance, howling, and they all seemed chubby, at least not thinner than himself.
In an instant, Zhu Ping'an felt ten thousand grass-mud horses whizzing by in his heart.
It turned out that this stinky girl cried yesterday and said, wait, it's so true. This tsundere, black-bellied and willful little loli really has the kind of personality that revenges every revenge, and she also knows how to ask for help.
Seeing three chubby guys who were one year older than him rushing towards him screaming, Zhu Pingan just thought for a second before resolutely letting go of the old scalper and running away.
Reasonable?
Crush them with IQ?
Are you kidding, this is clearly talking to you with your fists right from the start, before you can crush them with your IQ, they will beat you up in minutes, believe it or not.
Of course, it doesn’t mean that you can’t crush them with IQ, but you have to rub their spirits first.
In the next ten minutes or so, I saw three chubby papers chasing a smaller chubby paper running all over the hillside, like four mad dogs, whistling past.
How can Zhu Pingan say that he is already in his twenties mentally, and knows some skills to get rid of pursuers, such as changing directions quickly, turning back and running, etc. He can always dodge quickly when the three fat guys are about to catch up. Open to distance.
"Idiot, why do you always run behind his ass, don't you separate and surround him?!" The black-bellied little loli who was watching the fun yelled dissatisfiedly from behind, pointing fingers.
This black-bellied little **** can't really be a little fox, she's a bit too clever.
Under the command of the black-bellied little lolita, the three chubby papers finally surrounded Zhu Ping'an not far away. flat sized place.
"You can beat me, but you can't call me big brother." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhu Pingan simply stood there motionless, looking like he was waiting to be beaten, but said mysteriously In a word.
The three little chubby papers around six years old are really curious ages. Why can they hit you but not call you big brother? It’s so strange, I really want to know why.
"Why?"
So, the three chubby girls asked in unison.
"Because, my stomach hurts." Zhu Pingan replied solemnly.
Then
"Brother."
A chubby boy suddenly called out to Zhu Ping'an.
So, Zhu Pingan immediately covered his stomach in pain, screaming, his stomach hurts and so on.
The other two little chubby papers beamed with joy when they saw this, and they also yelled.
Brother
Brother
Zhu Ping'an's voice of holding his stomach and complaining of stomach pain became denser and more realistic.
what
Sure enough, hey, this is good, the three chubby papers grinned happily like bulldogs.
In order to vent their anger on the little **** who has a bad belly, the voices of the three little fat guys calling Big Brother came and went, continuously, resounding through the sky.
Until they were kicked to the ground by the black-bellied little loli.
"You're so stupid, can't you see that he's playing tricks on you?!"
Not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs. The black-bellied little loli fully understood this sentence, and looked at the three chubby big brothers calling that little **** with a black face, and couldn't bear to kick the three chubby papers one by one on the ground. On the ground, a cold lesson came with a pretty face.
The three little chubby papers were lying on the grass and couldn't understand why he was playing with us. He was so painful that we called him like a dog.
"You are so stupid, who have you ever seen who would have a stomachache just because he was called big brother!"
"He, he will have a stomachache when we call him big brother." The three chubby papers stretched out their chubby fingers and pointed at Zhu Ping'an.
If I waited for the three little chubby papers to grow up, thinking back on this incident, the three of them would definitely get together, drink a sip of old wine, and say with a lot of thoughts, there used to be a hanging hair in the neighboring village who bullied me when I was young and ignorant.
Zhu Ping'an's stomach is almost bursting. They are really three cute little chubby papers. They forgot that they are also short-legged.
The black-bellied little Lolita was almost driven mad by these three idiots, "You are so stupid, I called you three here to avenge me, not to beg brother! He is lying to you!"
Lied to us?
The three chubby papers turned to look at Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an immediately made an expression of covering his stomach, and screamed in his mouth, it hurts so much, but in fact, his stomach is about to burst from the end of laughing.
So, the three chubby girls turned their heads and said to the black-bellied little loli in unison, "I won't lie to us. Look, he's crying out for pain right now."
Really lost to you.
You guys are so cute.
These are the voices of the black-bellied little **** and Zhu Pingan respectively.
The black-bellied little loli looked at the ignorant and chubby faces of the three chubby girls, and then at Zhu Ping'an's pained surface, but in fact the ridicule hidden on that hateful chubby face. The black-bellied little loli became more and more angry.
The three chubby papers saw the black-bellied little loli puffing up, and thought she was still angry because of Zhu Pingan's bullying of her yesterday.
So, the three chubby girls said in unison, "Sister Shu'er, don't be angry, we will teach him a lesson for you."
The three chubby girls looked at each other and turned to Zhu Ping'an.
Brother
Brother
Brother
Brother's voice rose up and down again.
Black-bellied little loli.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the three cute little chubby girls, and then at the black-bellied little loli who was as angry as a little toad, ouch, I couldn't help it.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't bear it any longer. He covered his belly and laughed hahaha. Talented, I really lost to you two.
(end of this chapter)