Rick and Richard

I open my eyes in a dark world, I look around try to see if something is here. I am very calm infact I don't feel any emotion at all, it's like all sense of individuality is sucked from my soul. 

"That is very normal." I heard someone say

"How are you? and did you read my mind?" I asked still very calm.

"I am god, or a tier 0 omnipotent being. That doesn't matter what you call me as for why you can't see me I am god." I heard him say, the voice was a collective as if it were multiple people talking at the same time. 

"Why?" I said knowing that it understood what I meant.

"I brought you here because of the thing you humans call reincarnation or Isakai" he/she/it/dog/wolf/cat/monkey/bullshit/shit/motherfucker or whatever you all identify yourself as know said.

"You need anger management" it said 

"You need a character to play around with you because you are lonely" I said.

"wow, you are really a good judge of character" it said 

"anyway do I get wishes" I asked 

"Yes you get 3 wishes, by the way you are going to rick and Morty verse" he said, that threw my plans out the window but I think I know what I want.

" I want is to become the Master of All and Omni-Intuition" I said, Master of all is different from jack of all trade as I am not just competent or good at doing it. I am the master in it, I am the principal possibly even more but most importantly is the omni intuition. Although master of all is powerful, it is raw potential at doing anything but I also need to have understanding of what I do first.

It like trying to become a master of running without even learning who to walk, but with omni intuition, I can instantly understand or swiftly learn anything and everything. Instinctively comprehending the workings and intricacies of anything (no matter the context or environment) while understanding with meticulousness and/or carefulness the work needed to accomplish anything. With these 2 I am already in the tops of the world when it comes to knowledge but I will need more than this.

"Granted but I took 2 of your wishes" It said to which I shrugged as I was thing of what I want the 3 one to be but since I used it, it will save me a lot of trouble.

"I want a ability like Gilgamesh's gate of Babylon but for technology as I can summon any tech I build instantly. It should also automate tides tasks like blueprint building for my tech by reading my mind. I can also experiment in it thus allowing me to have a perfect work understanding." I said with this now I am perfect.

"Granted but it will awaken as a system with no concession, of course I am giving you the master control after it so you either code it to be better but be very careful as not even omni intuition may help you with it." 

"Nice" I said as I vanish into the light particles, when I open my eyes again I was in cradle looking at a young women with blond hair reaching her shoulder. She was my mother for this life and there is a man with her who has scruffy, dirty brown hair, with slight curls. He has dimples and wears a dark green shirt, with a brown and beige stripe in the middle. He also wears light blue long pants and black shoes.

I have a twin who I ignored and then there is another child older than us there in the corner with blond hair and all. 

{Time skip by 5}

5 years old, I was the older one of the smith twins also the one who actually has a brain or that is what I call myself. I have already exceeded expectation when I started to talk, walk and read after a month. You can say I was a toddler when I was a month old baby, this of course made my dad and mom excited who wouldn't want their baby to be a genius. This lead to me being unintentional favored by them. But as a good brother, I did not antagonized my siblings over it. 

10 years old, I am already finished high school with my skills I am already very adequate in playing music, singing, dancing, science, history, math, financial, business etc. Maybe in another 5, I will master all of them for now I am taking degree in multiple universities. Of course, I was first not allowed but with me being a good negotiator and also the fact that I will provide a breakthrough in at least one of their on going research with just my name being written over it.

14 year old, time for the cannon shit to take place motherfucker. I already have PHDs in multiple areas of study and become a world wide scientist. As I go to sle- lay in my bed waiting for the explosion to occur. 

*BOOOM* 

The entire house was woken up when the by a blast in the garage as we woke up. I said "House, Status report"

"Sir, the entire garage system is down." 

"Isolate the garage and get me a screen to watch what went wrong and who could have possibly gotten into the house." I said as a screen showed up in front of me.

"Whoo, our house can always do that" Jerry said 

"Yes, I just did not trust you with the information." I said 

"Hey, you can trust your father to be responsible" he said 

"No, you can't" Beth said

As we watch, the classic rick showed up in the screen as tears began to fall from beths eyes. 

"Who are you?" I asked through the microphone with a bunch of drones that are armed with weapons.

"Who the fuck are you?" Rick said looking angry

"What the fuck? I am the owner of the place you are standing on" I said

"No, we are" Jerry intervene 

"I am your son and also the major earner for the family so you could argue about me being the owner." I said 

"Wait, you are my grandson" Rick said with surprise

"Hold on, grandson" summer said 

"Ah geez, I have a grandpa I don't know of" Morty said 

"Fuck you two, he is lying" I said 

"No, he is not" beth said as she ran down the stairs to reach the garage and hugged him.