Chapter 1: Well could of been worse. You might of ended up in SAO.
Well, I died. How you might ask? Was I hit by some form of motorized vehicle or maybe I died in a school shooting? It could have been that I went for a long gaming session and didn't take care of myself for days. I might of been crushed by books or stuck by lighting. No, no. In the end, my fate was fairly dumb.
I was on a school ski trip in my sophomore year. During the trip, they thought it would be a good idea to take a head count instead of checking everyone off on a name checklist. I was on my own skiing down a trail and got into an accident. My school group thinking they had everyone because they had counted the right amount of people left without knowing I was hurt on the side of a mountain. They didn't know I was stranded because some kid got on the wrong bus. I had been knocked off the ski trail and went flying. I crashed into a tree and was unable to get up. My phone had fallen outside of my reach. And I spent that night looking up at the stars. I watched the stars as I froze to death.
The next thing I knew I was in front of a machine. I wasn't in the flaming pits of hell. I wasn't seeing the pearly gates. I didn't see King Yemana's mahogany desk. No angel, no devil, no god or goddess, not so much as a R.O.B. I found myself in front of what looked like a touch screen with only one message.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all reincarnation representatives are unavailable to help you with your reincarnation. We are so sorry for the inconvenience. You now have only two choices. Choice 1: Wait for soul eraser within 2 minutes. Choice 2: Use the randomized reincarnation program. Please tap agree to use the program. Or if you wish for instant soul erase tap deny.
Without much thought I tapped agree.
Watched as a roulette wheel spun with the names games, movies, tv shows, comics, cartoons, books, and anime. There were things I knew fairly well like Bleach, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, MCU, etc. There was stuff I had barely seen anything about, Like War Hammer 40K, Teen Wolf, Fairy Tail, Pokemon, etc. I felt like someone was judging me for being a Digimon kid and not knowing shit about Pokemon. The wheel landed on High School DXD. Well, I know of stuff up to Season 4 pretty well. I was always too lazy to read the light novel. I knew some things from fanfic I read every once in a while. Well, it could be worse. I could have ended up some wear I didn't know anything about.
This time I saw a six-sided dice roll. Human, Devil, Angel, Yokai, Fallen Angel, Dragon. The die landed on Devil.
I tap male. It is what I was in my last life so why change it now. I thought of maybe picking Futa but then I would run the risk of being hit on by Issei. While I do like the guy, I don't want to date him.
Edmond Dantes of Fate Grand Order. Well, it could have been worse. I could have looked like Astolfo or Thomas Edison. But I'll take looking like an edge lord version of Nagito Komaede over having a lion for a head.
[Alexander Laplace]
Well, I guess I can go by Lex.
I saw two eight-sided dice roll.
[Resaults: 3 mutated Pawns, 2 mutated Rooks, 2 mutated Knights, 1 mutated Bishop, and 1 mutated Queen]
Well, I had free rain for one piece of equipment. I know one of my friends would jump at the Elder Wand from Harry Potter, another would of gone for a set of Iron Man armor. But this was my choice. I decided on Yong Xehanort's Keyblade No Name. I made one alteration to its design. I replaced the goat head with a fox head. I was a Vulpeus player when KHUX was playable. Why not just go for Master Ava's Keyblade? I just don't like the design as much.
Alexander Laplace, Age 6
Alexander was the heir to the House of Laplace. House Laplace was known for its high magic proficiency and regeneration rate. Due to this Phenex had planned to forge a marriage contract to the Laplace genetics within their family. So Alexander Laplace was betrothed to Ravel Phenex when he was two years old. Alexander Laplace lived a happy life until the age of six. One day his family were attacked by remnants of the Old Satan Faction. A cople of exorcist were going to vist the Laplace family at the time of the attack and got caugt up in the cross fire. He was forced to go on the run to save his life. He was running to find a gate that would lead him to the human world. But on his way he passed out from exhaustion. Dieing in the snow. But now a new soul inhabits his body, your soul.
My eye twitched at seeing that my host body also died in the snow. Well great I'm starting alone with limited resources and I have to hide from members of the Old Satan Faction.
Well, that will be an issue for me in the future. I watched as the world around become a blinding light.
-.-
I felt something poking me in the face. I opened my eyes and saw a cat girl with white hair poking me with her fingers.
"Big sis the boy has woke up." The white hair cat girl said
I saw an older cat with black hair. She looked over me concerned. "Are you okay?"
"I'm… I'm not okay. I'm all alone and didn't get to say goodbye." I didn't get to say goodbye to my folks in my last life and I didn't even get to really meet my parents of this life. "But I can't stay here crying all - all day. I have to have to leave here. They might find me if I stop running now."
"So you are on the run too?" The white hair cat girl
"Do you have a place to go?" The black hair girl
"I'm going to the human world. When I get there I'll find or make a home for myself." It was my only plan. I had no real connections here. I have a finance I have yet to meet and that's it as far as I know. Even then I don't know how to contact her.
"That at least sounds better than staying in this snow-covered forest. Hey big sis can we go with the boy?" The white hair cat girl
"I don't see why not. So would you mind if my sister and I go with you?" The black hair older girl asked
"Can you - you two stay with me? Would you be willing to become my a part of my family?" I took out an evil piece to show them. "I know I'm asking alot from two I just met but I have no other bonds." Why did I offer this, I could just take them with me.
"As long you stay with us and take care of us I don't see why not." The white hair can girl
"Answer me one question and I'll decide if my sister and I will follow you." The black hair cat girl
"Okay, what is the question."
"Are you willing to protect us from the House of Naberius?" the black hair cat girl
I summoned my keyblade and stabbed it into the ground. It was as tall as I am. "I swear on my House of Laplace, even if you don't join me I will do all I can to protect the both of you from all threats." I meant it. I felt in my heart that I had to defend the two cat girls.
The black hair girl looked at me and my keyblade. She looked at me from all angles then she smelled me. She then went back to her sister and took her hand. "You speak the truth. I am willing to become a part of your family, with my sister."
"I'm with my sister on this as long we get to stay together I don't mind becoming a part of your family." the white hair cat girl.
"Well, then I believe it's time for proper introductions. I am Alexander Laplace last of House Laplace."
"I'm Shirone!" The white hair cat girl was smiling when she told me her name.
"I am Kuroka, we will be under your care." the black hair cat girl looked at me a slight grin on her face.
I took out my Rook and mutated Bishop and gave it them. "Now all you have to do is hold these to your chest and accept. Then it will be official." I saw both of them do it. I saw as the evil pieces sank into their chests. I saw them get wrapped in what looked to be scrolls of black fabric. Then their cacoon disappeared. I felt the bond like a chain around my heart.
I saw as the two cards appeared in front of me. I garb them and placed them in my luggage with the first card I still had to use. I took both of their hands "Time to go." The two of them nodded as ran for the cave with the gate. It was a golden gate covered with runes. I opened it a went through keeping the two girls close at hand. We the gate connected to a broken down cabin in a forest not to far from a paved road. We made it to a road that said Kuoh town in 10 km.
"Well, that's going to be a long walk." Kuroka
"Indeed. Shirone if your legs start to hurt I'll carry you on my back." I said looking at the smallest in our group
"Hey, why won't you carry me?" Kuroka asks with a pout
"You are taller than me so I doubt I could carry you." I only came up to her chest.
We kept walking till we got to Kuoh. We finally rest our heads in a hotel. Tomorrow I would need to find a new place to live.
-.-
Three of the four great Statans had gathered at the lab of Ajuka Beelzebub. The last one was sleeping and the other three didn't think he was needed for this meeting.
"This is a fucking mess. Why were the exorcists even in the underworld?" Sirzechs Lucifer asked
"It seems some group teleported the couple to the underworld near the Laplace estate. During that time they along with most of the Laplace house were killed by an unknown party for unknown reasons. The only one left of House Laplace is Alexander. He ran away and we don't know where he is yet." Serafall Leviathan
"Well, he has managed to use two of evil pieces. My monitoring system reported that they have been used. If nothing else the kid has his evil pieces. The unused evil pieces would of returned to the lab if the kid was dead." Ajuka Beelzebub
"Does your monitoring system to us where he is?"Sirzechs Lucifer
"It can only tell me in what realm the kid uses them in. The first two were used in the underworld. But I doubt the kid is still in the underworld." Ajuka Beelzebub
"So I have to wait for the next time he uses one of his evil pieces to start tracking him down. I'll inform the Phenex clan. His family left him in my care in the case something like this happened. Ajuka can you make me some locator device to help find him?" Serafell Leviathan
"That will take me months to do but I can. Is that all for us to discuss, today?" Ajuka Beelzebub
"Yes, I'm off to talk to Michel and explain what happened will see if we can keep the damage down to a minimum with the death of Touji Shidou and his wife. I'll also have to tell there kid." Sirzechs Lucifer
"Anit no rest for the wicked." Serafell Leviathan
-.-
I woke up with a foot in my face. Shirone was sleeping sprawled out on my legs. While her sister Kuroka was sleeping with her feet on my face. It was nice and warm till the point when I had to get up to go pee. I didn't want to wake up the two girls so I had to take 3 minutes to sneak out of bed. Once I got done using the bathroom and taking a warm shower. I was ready for the day. Shirone was sitting on the bed watching cartoons on the hotel TV. Kuroka was just watching her sister with a smile on her face. After the sister got washed a dressed we went down for the hotel breakfast. I watch in fascinated horror as 5-year-old Shirone eats nine plates of pancakes in 30 minutes. Kuroka eat three plates of eggs and toast. I guess they were dumb levels of hungry. I'm glad that we didn't get kicked out for being a nuisance. We left the hotel and made our way to the place I felt that we could talk in peace. I set up wards to stop spying on our conversion.
"So let's talk about what need to do."
"Okay, what's up Lex." Kuroka asked. Shione nodded and sat next to her sister.
"We need to find a home and for that, we need an adult. And the oldest among us is 8. For that, I have two possible solutions." I said bring up to fingers.
"And those are?" Shirone
"One, find some rich adult and use magic to brainwash them into doing what we want. Honestly, I am not comfortable doing that. Two I use these summon cards I have and hope for the best." I said bringing out the three summon cards.
"What are those cards? They feel different. Like they don't belong." Kuroka
"These are cards of altered fate I receive one for each fate I change. I sometimes have like I have feelings or dreams of what I can change. If I take that action I receive a card. These cards allow me to call forth someone from a different world. For all I know I might call another you from a different timeline or some icecream salesman. " I explained. Well it's not a full lie I felt something when I met the two of them. But I also knew some of the plot of DXD. Well what I knew was just the anime and what some fanfics had explained. "All I know is that they will be willing to join me."
"Okay then let's do it. I want to see someone from a different world!" Shione was jumping up and down. She was so different from Koneko. Maybe it's because she never lost her sister. Kuroka smiled and nodded.
"Well here goes nothing." I then infused my magic into the card. It shattered into what looked to be blue digital pixels.
As a ball of blue and black energy began to take a human shape I could tell immediately that the person I summoned wasn't going to work as an adult representative for my peerage. When the light show finished I saw the girl that stood before me. She was wearing a blue and black dress, black arm-length gloves, and white boots that went up to her thighs. She had long platinum blond hair that went down to her but, her hair was kept in place by a hair band that had butterfly wings. Her eyes were a metallic gold color that felt as if they had seen eternity. Her sink reminded me that of a porcelain doll. She held a thick book purple book that had what looked to be a glowing letter V on its cover. She was also 3 ft 7 in… Well no one will believe she is an adult.
"My name… is Lavenza. I heard your call. As one who rules over power, I wish to help you raise your strength as well as engage with the occasional combat myself. Now if you wouldn't mind please hand me the catalyst that will stabilize my tether to this world." Lavenza held out her hand to me. I placed my queenpiece in her gloved hand. "Hmm, interesting. It's a crystallized soul contract that performs a magical program that rewrites the genetic species of the recipient it also provides a small power boost to the recipient. I have no objection to using this catalyst. For now, I will have a new master to serve." Lavenza placed the queen piece on her chest and was soon cocooned in magic. When she hatched I saw she had two sets of wings one was that blue glass the other was the black devil wings that I was used to seeing. "Yes, this is most satisfactory. Now may I know the name of my hat-wearing master?"
"My name is Alexander Laplace. You can call me Lex if you wish to." I felt a little lost talking to her.
"Very well from now on I will refer to you as Master Lex." Lavenza did a curtsy
"Big sis, did you understand half of what she said?" Shione asked her eyes were comical swirls
"I think she wanted to help us get stronger." Kuroka
"Indeed as you two are bonds that Master Lex draws strength from it is in my best interest to help you my comrades reach the pinnacle power as well." Lavenza said with a smile that caused Shione and Kuroka to shiver.
"Well I have two more cards left let's hope the next one will be an adult."
"I'm sorry Master Lex that I didn't meet your expectations for looks. I'm sure my three older siblings would have worked better for your plans. But I will strive to serve you to the best of my abilities. And with my new genetics, I'm sure I will grow into what some call a "bombshell" in a few years." Lavenza
"It's alright I'm not upset. Here we go card 2."
Yet again the summoned was too small to work as the stand-in adult. The girl had heavy bruising and looked to be little more than skin and bones. She was wearing slave rags and a metal chain and collar. She had long dirty brown hair and had animal ears and a tail.
"Help me." the girl passed out on the floor foam bubbling out of her mouth.
"Oh my, it appears this tanuki girl has gone into cardiac arrest. If you don't do anything she will just be a corpse on the floor." Lavenza
"Lex quick, help her!" Kuroka yelled. The girl had stopped breathing.
I quickly rolled her over on her back and placed one of my mutated pawns on her chest. "Rise once more and be my servant. In the name of house Laplace." When the transformation was done she had slow heavy breaths.
"Reaper still holds a grasp on the girl's health. If Master Lex will permit it I will take care of her until she is healthy." Lavena requested
I nodded. I summoned my keyblade and used it to remove the girl's chains and collar. "Please do your best."
"For optimal results, I will need a domicile with a bath and bed." Lavenza
"All right last card last chance for someone capable of not making me have to mind control someone."
This time I was really happy to see someone taller than 4 ft. The woman 5 ft 2 in had chocolate skin and a figure most women would be jealous of. She wore a black unitard under a white haori with an orange lining. She had short purple hair. Her face was covered in a bone mask of a cat. Her golden eyes were sorned by black sclera. She was breathing like Darth Vader.
"So you are the one who offered me safety." The woman's voice has a beastly echo to it that was rather off-putting.
"Yes, I am."
The woman gave me a look over. She then moved the mask to the side of her beautiful face. "Well then brat I'll be in your service from now on. My name is Yoruichi Shihoin. Now do what you got to let me stay." Yoruichi
"Here you go. If you want to enter my service just use this." I handed her the knight piece
Yourichi gave the piece a quick glare before shaking her head and placing her piece in her chest. "Kid you are going to have to introduce me to the person who made that chess set. I'm going to have some strong words about messing with souls." Yoruichi's transformation involved a lot electricity sparking of her body as she transformed. "Well then kid do you have a name or am I going to have to start calling you young master?"
"My name is Alexander Laplace. You can call me Lex. These two are Shirone and Kuroka. They are sisters. The girl taking care of the raccoon girl is Lavenza. And I don't know the name of said raccoon girl. She kind of died on us before I got to ask who she is." I said
"So what is it you want the great mistress of flash to do for you first? Assassinate some enemy family head, spy on the affairs of your enemies, strip down and show you my killer bod. What do you want?" Yoruichi asked she bouncing on the hills of her feet.
"I need you to secure us a place to stay doing the proper paperwork so we all exist in this world." I said. I watched as she deflated.
"Why does it always come back to paperwork! I thought getting transformed into a half hallow and running away from execution would mean the end of paperwork. I should of stolen Soi Fon on my run to here so I could have pawned the paperwork off on her. Oh well off to do small document forging inputting false data into the government's network. Then I'll find a house for you and your harem of animal girls." Yoruichi left making me blush.
"Um big sis, what hair-ram?" Shione asked