Chapter 027
Although Eris is a goddess, she is not an all-knowing and all-powerful being, and even if she manages the world, she is a fledgling civil servant at best.
As everyone knows, the problem is deliberately caused by his top boss.
The appearance of the Demon King dates back thousands of years.
Although it is not known how many generations it is now, in short, the demon king is a high-risk profession.
Until now, the kingdom still uses “defeat the demon king to marry the royal family” as propaganda, and the gods continue to pull people from the other world to let them carry the mission of defeating the demon king.
Looking back, Tatara also came to this world full of blood.
The ability to “forcibly acquire” is frankly not much great.
It sounds great to be able to forcibly learn skills that you can’t learn otherwise, but there are many limitations.
If it is an overhead ability, then the effect will be greatly weakened, or even no power is possible, if the impression is not strong enough, the forcibly learned skills will disappear imperceptibly.
Even if it is the original skill of this world, you must first get on the bus and make up the ticket.
It’s like burst magic.
After forcibly learning it, you must also read books to understand everything about it to improve your cognition, and if you forcibly learn it without only knowing the name, the power is at most comparable to two kicks.
Even the movement may be almost imposing.
In order to become an unconventional existence as soon as possible, he also had a period when he forcibly learned a lot of skills, and then read a thousand magic books in two months.
Kabug learns to exercise the skill of increasing experience points, and although it only lasts 20 minutes, he should have received a 20-minute double experience buff and frantically stroked the iron before the effect disappeared.
With this constant jamming, his panel was trained into a perfect hexagon.
During that time, he did not live a human life at all.
Not only is it hard to die, but more importantly, he is surrounded only by the neurotics of the Red Devils.
If it weren’t for the occasional Eris to go down and chat with him, he would have gone crazy.
Ten years to sharpen a sword.
I thought that the blade of the sword would be sharpened, but as a result, he was litigated on the first mission.
The reason is that the use of overly illuminated magic during the night crusade against the mountain thief affects the sleeping of the townspeople at the foot of the mountain, causing the students in the town to sleep in class the next day when they go to school.
In the end, he was sued for disturbing the people, picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and compensated the townspeople for mental damage of 600,000 Eris and lost work expenses of 300,000 Eris.
A total of 900,000 Eris.
The treasures looted by the bandits were confiscated by the kingdom, and his reward was reduced to 500,000 Eris after deducting the damage caused to the environment, and he was detained for seven days.
For seven days, he pondered a question.
Is he really wrong?
When he came out, he found that his staff and sword had all been foreclosed to pay off the debt.
5 million platinum swords and 10 million canes were killed by people who don’t know who it was, 400,000 Eris packed.
After he came out, he didn’t know why, he really wanted to laugh.
As a result, he was fined 500 for loud noise in a judicial setting.
Thinking of those unbearable pasts, Tatara felt that his nose was a little sore, and the corners of his eyes were moist.
“If I have masochistic tendencies, maybe I can really like the world.”
Tatara sighed, and then clenched his fists sharply.
“But if you have to let me defeat the Demon King, I’m afraid that I can’t control it and directly transfer on the spot and lead the Demon King Army to smash this world, I mean it, Eris, I’m serious, can you understand!”
Looking at his red eyes, Eris could no longer maintain the smile on his face, and the corners of his eyes and mouth twitched, obviously very embarrassed.
“Really, I know, I know it’s not okay, I won’t let you go to fight the Demon King anymore!”
“So good!”
Eris pouted and looked at Tatara, who suddenly calmed down.
In fact, she is still a little weak-hearted.
The problems of this world are not limited to the demon king.
Defeating the Demon King can make the world a better place, and she has never said such a thing, all she can do is do her job.
“Another point, didn’t I say, as long as you pray in the church of Eris, I can hear why you have never come to pray for more than a year!” I’m coming to see you every time! Besides, I’m also a goddess! ”
“I’m an atheist…”
“So what am I!” Eris pointed to himself, “Am I not God?” ”
“You are a silly white sweet who works for a black-hearted enterprise.” In just a few words, Tatara made Eris a little angry.
While stomping her foot, she clenched her fists and waved them indiscriminately, and said very angrily: “Oh, the time is up!” Next time, next time I definitely want you to take back that sentence! ”
The figure of the goddess quickly became transparent, and finally turned into particles of light and dissipated.
Time begins to flow.
The sound and wind came again, causing Tatara’s brain, which had just been on top of the memory, to cool quickly, and his expression became comfortable and comfortable.
It was less than an hour to settle down like that.
The enchantment suddenly reacted.
He frowned, summoned the “surveillance,” and then saw two suspicious figures climbing over the fence of his house.
One of them was actually his bride replacement.
“Yoyo?”
Another…… It seems to be Xiaomi’s sister?
I remember the name is called, what is it from.
“Naw, Megumi, is it really okay for us to do this?” In the monitoring screen, you are constantly questioning the girl who is with you.
She pointed in the direction of the gate and whispered: “The gate is obviously open, why do we have to climb over the wall?” ”
At this time, Megumi, who had already ridden on the fence, sneered twice.
“Hmph, you are really a layman, Yoyo,” the girl replied righteously, but the momentum was like a speech on the podium: “Only those idiots who abide by etiquette walk through the main gate, and the existence like me who is destined to become a new demon king in the future, isn’t it natural to take the usual path!” ”
“Although you seem to be very handsome, isn’t this a crime?” Yoyo was worried: “Woo-hoo, what if I get caught.” ”
The girl’s voice fell.
In the next second, she felt a light body, followed by a feeling of falling.
But before she could scream, she felt like she had fallen into an embrace, which brought her a complete sense of security.
At the same time, a pounce sounded on the side, and Megumi fell to the ground on her stomach.
“yes, how can I punish you?”
Huh?
Yoyo opened his eyes, just opposite a pair of red eyes.
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