Reborn in Hazbin Hotel with the interdimensional lottery system!

Don't expect me to feed you all like this again; I just got free time to write.

TRIPLE UPLOAD, BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!

(AN: Please comment; it makes me happy to know that people like my stuff. Also, what's your favorite song on Chromakopia? Thought I was dead is my personal favorite.

(James POV)

Eyes, eyes, everywhere.

There were only red eyes throughout everything I could see; all of them were looking at me.

Jaaammmesss~

I hear a feminine voice calling out my name in a sing-song tone. I look down and see pitch-black darkness. I feel something is in the darkness, something… evil.

"AHHH!!!!"

I awake with a scream and flail my hands on the soft thing that I've been lying on. I quickly close my eyes to limit the information I get, and I scan my surroundings to see where I am. I'm lying on the same couch that I landed on earlier when I crashed through to that apartment.

I slowly got up, trying to ignore the pain in my arms and checking around the apartment for clues on why the hellhound had taken me to her house. I walk over to the kitchen, where I see a note with big letters saying READ ME on it.

"Hey, I took you in after you fought Alastor. I needed to take care of some stuff; just sit down and don't act stupid. I'll be back in 30 minutes."

- Loona

I let out a faint smile as I finished reading the note. It seems like the woman is named Loona, and she wants something to do with me. What can I say? The ladies dig BBC…. Big Black Curses, what did you think I was going to say?

I let out a little chuckle as I sat back down on the couch, but not before grabbing the remote off the TV stand and turning it on while also directing cursed energy to my injured arms. Right now I'm trying to learn reverse cursed technique because, surprisingly, getting a fracture in your arms doesn't feel good.

While I idly try and practice, I remember the rewards the system gave me.

[Quest Completed!]

[Reward: Power Upgrade Card]

[Power Upgrade Card options: Six Eyes, Cursed Energy, and Earthbending]

I racked my head, trying to decide on what to upgrade.The six eyes are definitely out first; I already can't open my eyes fully without having a seizure, and I really don't want to know what'll happen if I upgrade it. I don't really have a use for Earthbending right now; I'm kind of a brawler at the moment, and I'll only use it if I need an advantage. Speaking of which, I can't believe I forgot to use it against Alastor; I'm an idiot. But anywho, the only option for me to upgrade would be my cursed energy.

[Understood, host. Find somewhere comfortable and make sure you don't need a bathroom. The upgrade will paralyze you in order to prevent the searing pain that would happen.

I quickly thank God that my system was a merciful and kind soul, warning me about pain instead of other novel systems that would've just said "tough shit" and cursed me for 30 minutes. I turned on the TV to the cartoon channel and lay down, getting comfortable. "Alright, system, start the process."

[Understood]

(Third Person POV)

As James gazed upon the TV, it quickly changed from the cartoon he was watching to a breaking news broadcast that James gave an inward sigh at. The TV showed a man in a blue suit and red stripes with a flat-screen TV for a head. The man had a wide smile on his face as a picture of the aftermath of James' fight with Alastor was shown.

"Hello everyone, it is another great day over here on the Vox network. Remember, you can trust us with anything! Today we have a very big story I'm sure you heard: recently the Radio Demon, Alastor, got his red deer ass, FUCKING BITCHED, by an unknown sinner. Eyewitnesses say that the man was carried away by a hellhound. And now, we have sports until 4."

But unknown to James' knowledge, something was brewing. Something that would bring down more trouble than he could ever imagine.

- Heaven -

Sera paced back and forth in her office, her large chocolate frame slightly shivering in nervousness. She wore a gray gown with a high frilled periwinkle collar, white and gray sleeves with white detailing, along with the designs of the clothes having diamonds.

She bit her nails as her face portrayed a woman who isn't used to not being in control. But soon, a figure comes into the room with a smile on his face and a smoothie in hand.

The figure had on a white robe with yellow accents and sleeves along with a giant A being plastered on the front. He had on a black mask with yellow outlines; the mask had facial features like eyes and a mouth being completely yellow, along with two yellow-tipped horns pointing down in the back. The mask was very advanced, being able to convey the angel's emotions, which right now were a lazy smile while sipping his smoothie through the mask, making an annoying SLLUUURRRPP sound.

"So, what's got your tits in a twist, Sera?" The angel asks. "Adam, something has happened, something has affected creation itself, someone has made a new concept!" Adam slowly stops sipping the smoothie and puts on an unreadable look for a minute before holding his back in uproarious laughter.

"Oh, shit. Sera, you sure got me good. I didn't know your ass could joke! But seriously, what's happening?" Sera simply looks at him while biting her thumbnail. "Holy shitballs, you're serious." Adam's grin dropped into a surprised look. "Who the fuck took my job!? Is that even possible, making something new now? I thought I did all that shit in Eden."

"I don't know, Adam." Sera's voice cut through Adam's ramblings. "A new concept has been added to creation without our knowledge." Sera clenched her fists and took in a deep breath. "A concept called a black flash has been added to creation approximately 6 hours ago; not only that, but it's been made by someone in hell."

Sera took out a large book from under her desk and started to flip through the pages that seemed almost infinite before landing on a page with the title of Black Flash. By James ######

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