NOVEL NEXT Chapter 96
Chapter 96: Pamper
Chapter 96
Tesla belongs to Lao Tzu, and no one wants to destroy it!
Zhao Song’s heart was stunned.
“Brother, Tesla doesn’t sound good at all.” Xiaoyu said suddenly.
Zhao Song was stunned for a moment, but he didn’t realize that Xiaoyu would take the initiative to speak.
immediately opened his eyes and smiled.
“Little Rain, does that T look good?”
Nod.
“Tesla invented the induction motor more than 100 years ago, and that T is the cross section of the motor. Do you think Tesla sounds good now?”
Xiaoyu thought for a long time before nodding.
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Wang Xin is the one who posted on the Zhongguancun online forum. After he bought his second-hand Tesla, there have been constant problems. Today, he went to Zhongguancun Online to find a solution. Who knows….
Open the homepage of the website, and on the official website of Zhongguancun Online, there is a big banner hanging prominently—Tesla recall announcement.
Seeing these words, Wang Xin suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart, moved to the banner, tapped with his finger, and a long text appeared in front of him.
“Dear Tesla Phantom Red users:
Thank you for choosing Tesla in the vast sea of machines!
We are committed to providing users with the ultimate products and services. 5 days ago, our test team found in the tracking test of Phantom Red products that one of the batches (the contract number starts with TPY) has a critical value of hard disk bad sectors, which may lead to instability in individual hosts, resulting in the user experience of this batch of products. We apologise for not meeting expectations. Adhering to the attitude of users’ interests first, we decided to recall this batch of products (1343 units) and conduct a comprehensive inspection and investigation of all unsold products of Tesla Phantom Red according to the company’s quality management system standards. Sales resumed after related issues.
For an unlimited time in the future, you can return and exchange goods by phone, as follows:
1. Returns: Consumers who choose to return goods can apply for return processing at the original price. And a beautiful gift is attached.
2. Replacement: Consumers who choose to replace the phone can upgrade the new 20G brand hard drive with a market price of 1399 yuan for free.
3. Tesla 4S service line: 010—8760****, 010—8760****
As the first manufacturer in domestic commercial history to voluntarily recall products, Tesla takes a positive attitude to ensure user rights and interests.
This recall only involves individual batches of Tesla Phantom Red. Other models of Tesla are produced in strict accordance with the company’s quality standards and national standards, and there is no such problem. Our move aims to improve the service level of the industry and ensure that Tesla users can enjoy the ultimate products and services.
Thanks to all consumers for their support of Tesla and we apologize for the inconvenience this recall has caused you. Your love is the driving force for us to move forward, and we will continue to provide you with the ultimate products and services.
is hereby notified.
Kyoto Tesla Technology Co., Ltd.
June 20, 2000. ”
In the future, all foreign and joint venture brands will not be recalled in China and will discriminate against domestic consumers.
Now, Zhao Song’s Tesla wants to spoil the people of the whole country, first of all, starting from Kyoto.
As one of the best-served consumers in the world, Wang Xin gasped, her chest heaving up and down.
“I didn’t want to do anything, I just searched for a solution on the Internet. I bought a toilet paper that could wipe the anus, and I just threw it away. I didn’t say who to trouble.
Tesla! What are you doing here? Do you have to embarrass me? ”
On the forum, after a long period of silence, someone broke the silence.
“Just after returning from studying in an island country, Panasonic spent huge sums of money on TV commercials for five consecutive years in order to recall several defective products.
Just thinking about when our people can enjoy this kind of treatment, Tesla issued an announcement, please pay attention to the word ‘unlimited time’. ”
“After arguing for so long, after reading the announcement, this is really embarrassing.”
“Envy the people of Kyoto…”
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In the office of the Pacific Mall Management Office, Manager Wu yelled: “QNM’s quality standards, QNM’s national standards, you are a broken second-hand computer, using such a high-end word, how big your face is!”
After scolding, Manager Wu became silent with a complicated expression. For the 600,000 items in the group, Zhao Song lost at least 2 million!
Is this still the Zhao Song who was so elated by his two nice words?
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Rebirth is the biggest golden finger, not because of how many things you remember, but because of the 18-year information explosion!
The rebirth of the big man opens up the world, and the rebirth of the little man… What a waste of blindness.
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After watching the hustle and bustle in the forum, he sent away Qi Dongqiang, who was blown away by the spring breeze of reform, and Zhao Song welcomed Fu Jianxing, the patent attorney of the electric condom.
“Zhao Song, this is a domestic, island country, and eagle country patent document.”
Zhao Song took the information bag and carefully looked over it before carefully putting it in the safe.
Fu Jianxing watched Zhao Song finish all this with a dark face. Do you treat such a **** so seriously?
“Brother Fu, this is the contract that your two juniors helped me sign. Please help me to find out what’s wrong.” Zhao Song handed him the contract of Pacific Ocean.
Fu Jianxing looked at it very slowly, until the last page was turned, and then he slowly said, “There is nothing on the whole… Wait…”
Fu Jianxing turned to the last page again, read it carefully, and then closed the page with a flushed face.
Zhao Song said slowly: “Zhang is fine, but there are problems. The contract is fine, but there are problems. For a small hard drive that is not marked on the contract, I have at least 2 million to accompany me.
I don’t mean to blame anyone, this is a new industry, and there are too many new rules waiting for us to explore. ”
Zhao Song pursed his lips and rubbed his chest. He was still distressed, but he really couldn’t blame anyone, he could only blame himself. For the sake of cheapness, he found two free trainee lawyers…
“Brother Fu, I plan to hire you as Tesla’s legal counsel, except for the patent application,” Zhao Song said after hesitating for a while, “I am also responsible for finding a lawyer for the company.”
Fu Jianxing was dumbfounded, “What do you mean by looking for a lawyer? Am I not a lawyer?”
Zhao Song pointed to the Pacific contract in front of him and replied: “It’s like this, you must know which lawyer in the industry is proficient in this kind of contract, I need you to help Tesla invite it.”
Fu Jianxing understood, and after thinking for a long time, he said, “Okay! If I can do it myself, I hope you can give me a chance.”
Zhao Song was relieved, nodded happily and said, “There is a chance now.”
After finishing speaking, Zhao Song turned on two second-hand cameras, one showed the panoramic view of the two people talking, and the other was facing Fu Jianxing.
“Sorry, Brother Fu, to be on the safe side, please bear with me.”
Fu Jianxing did just that, didn’t care at all, just shrugged.
Zhao Song carefully took out a document and handed it to him.
“A series of five chassis, including the vertical structure inside, cooling air duct, power supply bottom, appearance, and tool-free disassembly buckle. I want to apply for a global patent!”
Fu Jianxing took out a photo from the document and couldn’t help but sigh: “I am also a computer enthusiast, I have to say, it’s really beautiful!”
Zhao Song agrees, a generation of classics, can’t it be beautiful!
“I don’t know how to draw, and I don’t know how to use CAD. I can only make a real object. The workmanship is a bit rough. All you need to do is to draw it with a photo and apply for a patent.”
Fu Jianxing picked up the photo and slowly shook it towards the two cameras before saying, “Don’t worry, leave the rest to me. Do they have names?”
“Crow! Tesla – Crow!”
Total Assets: Calculating…
(end of this chapter)