Re: Goblin Slayer

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The first thing I felt when I woke up was....HUNGRY! I was just unrealistically hungry! I just wanted to eat like hell! My stomach was cramping up in such pain it felt like it was digesting itself!

But that's okay, I left the rabbit carcasses next to me for a reason.....

...

- Ehhh! My food, bitch! - The rabbit carcasses were gone, and the place where the rabbit carcasses should have been was just bloodstains and scraps of skin!

And my stomach ached even worse, my eyes went black!

My mind was a whirlwind of guesses as to where the food had gone... But... The bloodstains! They were eaten! Goblins! My neighbours... Bitch, fucking goblins!

Rising from my seat, I squeezed my spear so hard that it started to crack!

'Ugh, gotta... calm down and not break my only weapon...'

Staggering, I tore into the cave with all the speed I could muster and quickly reached the culprit of my problem.

In front of me was a goblin snoring on the ground, and next to him were the bones of MY rabbits!

My gaze turned red, and I jumped on that goblin, sinking my teeth into his neck, tearing out his cadaver, causing the lying goblin to wheeze, gurgling blood.

I began to eat him alive. With my hands, I ripped open its belly and began devouring its insides as it kicked and tried to do something.

'Stupid meat!' - I stated, rumbling pleasantly from the energy rushing through me.

Soon he was completely quiet and limp, and I finally quenched the terrible hunger that had been tormenting me.

I even felt hot, my body filled with unprecedented strength. I felt euphoric! It seemed that I had become a god and at the snap of a finger I could do the impossible! And I began to grow.

* Zing! *

You have reached the age of adolescence.

+2 to all parameters. Evolution is now open.

'What...' - I stared at the plaque in front of my eyes with cloudy vision, gradually coming to my senses from the brief euphoria. It was gone once and there was an unpleasant fog in my head.

Strong emotions, but the aftertaste was disgusting.

Shaking my head, I picked up my spear and wandered over to the other goblin, who was now staring at me in fear.

It's strange that he was shaking with fear all this time and didn't help his fellow goblin. Once again I am convinced of their cowardice and ugliness! But the fact that I ran headlong into it was an unacceptable mistake!

- Don't kill me! My service is yours! - he exclaimed, his whole body shrinking and trembling.

'Servant... so... okay...', I thought languidly, nodding to the one.

- Yours to serve me forever, if yours tries to attack me, yours to die painfully and agonisingly! Yours to understand? - I said in a menacing voice, or maybe not, pointing my spear at him. I'm so sleepy.

- Yes! Yes! I am your servant! - nodded the goblin's head.

- Good! I am satisfied! Now your go to the exit of the cave and guard the entrance! Do you understand?

- Yes! - he nodded and ran away, leaving me alone in the cave.

Now I was holding on by sheer willpower, I wanted to sleep unrealistically again. I clutched the spear in my hands and lay down against the wall and fell fast asleep.

***

I woke up alive and well and stretched my body. A pleasant exhaustion ran down my back, and an involuntary yawn escaped my mouth. I stretched again, stretching my stiff limbs even though I didn't need to.

As soon as I woke up, a wave of energy travelled through my body, chasing away any drowsiness.

'Character Window!'

Name -

Race - Special Goblin

Class -

Level - 4

Experience - 55/100

Mana - 190/190

Strength - 10

Dexterity - 13

Endurance - 10

Intelligence - 19

Spirit - 8

Skills: 'I am Goblin-1', 'Evaluation-1', 'Omnivore-3', 'Stealth-3', 'Hunter-2', 'Regeneration-1', 'Mana Control-1', 'Body Enhancement-2'

Evolution - Requirement - Level 5.

Settings.

I was pleasantly surprised - raised my level, apparently for killing a goblin! And also raised the level of the skills 'omnivore' and 'body enhancement' by one point as characteristics! Well, now I understand where those emotions of omnipotence and permissiveness were coming from.

But that was nothing, the main thing was that I had grown taller and did not resemble a child now! But it's hard to say how much I've grown, but I'm no longer a pussy, and I've definitely become taller. Also...

*Can a goblin be embarrassed? I think if you try hard enough, yes, because I just got embarrassed looking at my gun. And he, as befits any male, stood up with me and proudly shone with his beauty! Undoubtedly, from my first glance at it, it had grown and rejuvenated into a better state than before - the small growths were gone! Damn, time to find a rag and cover my shame.

I couldn't find a rag, and it was a disrespectful thing to pick one off a goblin. Good thing I didn't eat his lower body in a fit of rage.

Otherwise, I'll be cut down by accident and it will be sad... for me and everyone around me. And when I am sad, the world will know the goblin who has learnt Zen! - Grinning at my thoughts, I ran my hand affectionately over the dragon. 'You're a hero! I'd like to try out the girl and more. I've always wanted to know if it was possible to fuck a girl to the point of cock love, or if the hentai was exaggerating!'

Don't get me wrong. It's hard to control yourself when you have a hard-on and your thoughts are all about females and how I'm going to fuck these girls in all three holes. Brutally, mercilessly and mercilessly, with no regard for time or rest. Very violent desires... and I'm afraid it's not my place to control them right now, but I like it....

Simply put, I'm going into my second puberty, and going against nature is only harming myself.

Confronting your desires? Willpower and a hardened personality? Please - it's not for me, I'm not a book hero of a good novel. And to live all my life without knowing a woman's caress, can only OYASH, hypocrite or homosexual, I am not one of them!

I just hope I don't get blown away by a girl. And then word by word, deed by deed, fall in love.

Sad thoughts, but I don't care right now. By the way, my bitten-off finger is back with me now! Apparently, it regenerated overnight. That can't be good! Definitely, this skill should be pumped up!

But only if I'm right, I was not a masochist and do not want to become.

Well, dream on and that's enough! It's time to check on my watchman! Which I did as I ran to the exit and saw no one.

The goblin had simply disappeared. Looking round the ground, I found no traces of blood, except for the ones that were there, which means the creep had escaped....

'I should have killed the creep! That sneaky fucking goblin fucked me and ran away! If I see him, I'll eat him!' - I made a promise to myself and ran into the forest to raise my level! Well, I need to look for food, and I need to get my boner down, and I hope hunting will help.