Plotkuna Kaisen in Marvel and DC

I don't think y'all can understand how 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 we are gonna get now that Gojo is here; I'm still in a fight of, is this a thing where 'comedy' is the main focus (Gojo and Sukuna antics) or should I take it like my other fic, and give it an unreasonable hard to for my mc. (Just to tell you how down bad the situation can be: my other mc uses love potions so he can use the bullshit powers of, well... the power of friendship (He still dies.))

Also, here guys, have random shit I wrote but will take TOO long to write because you really seem to enjoy brainrot.

Sukuna held up in his hands a strange, glowing artefact that pulsated faintly with otherworldly energy. He raised an eyebrow at Gojo, who stood beside him, "So, Gojo, let me get this straight. This thing sends us to a random universe, like spinning a wheel of fate?"

Gojo grinned, taking out his blindfold with an unnecessary flourish, "Yup. It's basically Gacha but for our entire existence."

Without hesitation, Sukuna slammed his palm down on the artefact. The world around them twisted, and soon, colors began bleeding together before solidifying into a dimly lit, foggy world with similar looks to Japan.

Then they saw it.

Makima.

Makima stood with her usual eerie composure despite the sudden appearance of these two menaces. Both Sukuna and Gojo froze, slowly raising their hands to point at her like Wojaks.

Gojo didn't waste a second. His voice rang out with a sinister smile for some unknown reason, "Domain Expansion: Infinite Void!"

The infinite knowledge of existence crashed down upon Makima, who was in its range. Except… something weird happened. When the domain disappeared, even those outside the domain's reach started acting like mindless zombies, with some of them even drooling saliva.

Sukuna said with a mix of curiosity and annoyance for having to abruptly touch Gojo, "Dude, was that really necessary? You went all out on her."

Gojo rubbed the back of his neck, looking unbothered, "Eh, she's Makima. Better safe than sorry."

Sukuna's eyes narrowed, trying to remember something important as, for some obscure reason, the effect of Gojo's domain spread across the horizon. Suddenly, a memory clawed its way into his mind, "Wait… Gojo," he started, with a serious tone, "What was Makima's deal again?"

Gojo while rubbing his hands together like a spoiled child, gave a casual shrug, "Oh, you know… Attacks and effects get transferred to another host. Specifically, Japanese people."

The realization hit Sukuna first, turning to meet Gojo's gaze, "DUDE! YOU JUST FRIED ALL OF JAPAN!"

Gojo's head snapped toward him. "WHAT?!"

Sukuna's voice grew louder, "That imbecile tried to pass the information from your domain to all Japanese citizens!"

Gojo asked, clueless as ever, "So?"

Sukuna slapped his forehead, groaning. "So?! There's a finite number of people, but your domain has infinite information! What do you think happens when you shove infinite data into a finite number of brains?!"

Gojo's face went blank as the realization slowly sunk in, "So I… brain rotted all of Japan?"

Sukuna nodded solemnly, "Sadly, yes. And before you ask, you're fine because you're immune to your own domain, and I was touching you when it happened. But everyone else?" He gestured broadly, "Like a KFC."

A devious grin spread across Gojo's face as his attention turned back to Makima. "Wait… so that means she can't do anything right now. She's completely under my domain's effects," His voice dropped to a disturbingly playful tone, "and no one can save her..."

*Thousand yard stare*

Before he could act, Sukuna stepped in his way, "Gojo, get your freaky ass out of here. We have a mission."

Gojo threw his arms up, whining like a spoiled child who had its candy taken away, "BUT I NEED THAT GYYYYAATT! I NEED IT!"

Sukuna's eyes twitched in frustration, "I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to do that. It's just… not right."

There was a small pause. Then, Sukuna's face twisted into a malicious grin as he bolted toward Makima, laughing maniacally. "BECAUSE I'M GIVING HER MALEVOLENT BACKSHOTS FIRST!"

Gojo's jaw dropped in sheer disbelief. His fingers curled into fists as he let out a yell of pure insanity. "If I can't have that GYATT…" His cursed energy surged around him, "THEN NO ONE CAN!!!"

He extended his hand, feeling the energy gathering into a blinding sphere of magenta destruction. "MAXIMUM OUTPUT… AIR THIS BITCH!"

"PURPLE!!!"

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We are gonna get this type of random plot every certain amount of chapters because A: I already wrote it in my free time, and B: I don't want to write a normal chapter.