Pat Me Please

Chapter 4

“The door is open.”

Silly… the smart door lock is still the same sentence.

Mechanical, but also very dutiful in welcoming her. On countless nights when I go home alone.

This door lock was chosen by Su Chang at that time. At that time, Yu Zhou said that he wanted a Xiaomi brand, which was cheap, and the advertisement was very versatile. Su Chang disagreed, and chose an unpopular brand whose product information could not be found on Taobao.

Moreover, it has no other skills except for opening and closing the door. Unlike Xiaomi, it can also have an electronic doorbell and call the police.

I don’t know if it is Xiaomi, can it detect Xiang Wan and transmit it to itself in time?

Thinking of Xiang Wan, Yu Zhou took a look inside from the entrance. She was still sitting at the dining table, looking down at the ipad seriously.

Missy, she has no habit of welcoming people, and I’m afraid I’m still thinking that it’s really inappropriate for me to approach her without communicating.

Yu Zhou picked up the bowl that trotted to the front, changed his shoes and walked inside.

Only then did Xiang Wan raise his head and said with a smile, “I’m back.”

It’s so familiar, Yu Zhou smiled, making it look like his own home.

The second sentence is: “How much silver did you pawn?”

When Xiang Wan asked where she was going in the morning, she said she sold it to an antique shop, and Xiang Wan asked what happened after she sold it, and she said it was placed in the window of the antique shop, and asked Xiang Wan, can it be redeemed?

Of course money is fine, Yu Zhou said.

Then Xiang Wan thought for a while and said, “My hairpin, I think ordinary people can’t buy it easily, so I will treat you as a pawn, and I will redeem it when I have silver taels in the future.”

Yu Zhou let her think, of course she didn’t think that Xiang Wan would become rich in 2022.

She took out the jade hairpin and returned it to Xiang Wan.

When she asked how to get a certificate for Xiang Wan, she suddenly realized that she had accepted Xiang Wan’s story completely, so there was no need to use jade hairpins to tell the truth from the fake.

Xiang Wan was taken aback, and took it over: “Why didn’t you take it?”

“Oh,” Yu Zhou sighed, and sat aside, “There was a store that paid a sky-high price and could transfer the money immediately. The moment I handed it over, I thought, these things are the only things you want in modern times. I can’t bear to lose one thing.”

Xiang Wan was really moved, he glanced at the hairpin, then at her: “You are right, if I can’t go back, this suit of clothes and a head of pearls will be the relics left by my parents.”

“Yes,” Yu Zhou sighed, “Pearls and hairpins have a price, but family affection is priceless. Just keep it, and just remember the favor you owe me.”

Just opening your mouth and talking nonsense with a pen is also a professional skill.

“I remember.” Xiang Wan said seriously. He wanted to put Bai Yuchai into his sleeve, but found that the sleeve was different, so he raised his hand and pulled out a tissue, and carefully placed the hairpin on it.

“Yo, you know how to draw paper.” Yu Zhou praised her.

Xiang Wan tilted his head, concealing his modesty under modesty: “After watching it twice, you will be able to understand.”

“Keep going.” Yu Zhou applauded.

Xiang Wan was speechless and continued to read. Yu Zhou folded his hands on the table, feeling a little bored, took out his phone to check the time, it was past 11 o’clock, and it should be just right to order takeaway now.

“What do you want for lunch?” She quickly opened the delivery app and swipe on it.

“You decide.”

“Then let’s eat wontons. There should be some in ancient times, anyway, in martial arts dramas.” Yu Zhou muttered, received a red envelope, and it was done.

When putting down the phone, he suddenly cleared his throat: “That…”

“Huh?” Xiang Wan raised his head.

“Let’s discuss with you about food expenses.”

“Food expenses?”

“Ah, I know you definitely won’t pay this at home, but it’s different if you’re out of society, uh, in the rivers and lakes. It’s no problem if I treat you to this meal, I can afford it, but if you live After a long time, I’m a little bit difficult, I just left the job… er, that is, unemployed, hey… I’m at home, you know? No income.”

When it came to the last few sentences, she exaggerated her mouth shape, and it was only after she finished speaking that she realized that Xiang Wan was just an ancient person, so it wasn’t that she couldn’t hear.

She had watched “Ace Vs Ace” too much, and when she saw the other person’s confused face, she thought she was wearing headphones and watching her gesture.

“I understand.” Xiang Wan pondered and nodded.

“Then why did you resign and when will you go out to work?” She asked sincerely.

“Resignation… Resignation is not resignation. I am not an official, just an ordinary guy. I resigned because the job was too boring. As for when I will look for a job again,” Yu Zhou frowned, “I haven’t figured it out yet, what should I do?” I didn’t work for long, you don’t know, I didn’t work for long at the last job. Actually, my ability is quite good, but I’m lazy…”

She stopped and sat upright: “Why am I telling you this? It’s not about how long I work, but about your food expenses. You want to give me money, silver, understand?”

Xiang Wan bowed his head and glanced at Yuchai: “I could have been a silver tael, but you didn’t.”

Well, back to the original starting point.

Yu Zhou earnestly said: “You can’t rely on your parents’ things, you have hands and feet, you have to support yourself, you should work to earn money, and then give me food expenses.”

Xiang Wan shook his head: “I can’t work.”

“Why?”

“I don’t have a healthy horse.”

Captain Yu Zhou took a deep breath, yes. Health code, ID card, she can’t go anywhere.

Her ears suddenly felt a little itchy. She raised her hand to scratch it, and then licked her lips: “Don’t worry, don’t worry.”

She glanced at Xiang Wan’s calm eyes, and felt that it wasn’t Xiang Wan who was in a hurry.

“Wait, I’ll find you some work that you can do at home.”

“Um.”

“Why don’t you write essays? I’ll use my mother’s ID card to open an account for you.”

“Lingtang?” Although Xiang Wan didn’t know what the ID card was, he almost guessed it, and shook his head, “This is a ghostwriter.”

“What kind of pen! We now use the screen name to write articles, and if the screen name is yours, you will get it!”

Xiang Wan said nothing, but looked at her meaningfully.

“Okay, okay, let’s discuss it later. And you don’t know how to use a computer.”

Exhausted, after some communication, she lay down on the dining table, not even bothering to get takeaway.

After eating the wontons with a dejected face, she lay on the chair and thought about life.

She always felt that God wanted her to travel to her home, so there must be some mission. Could it be that there is no theme, no opportunity, and she is allowed to travel here, eating and drinking for nothing?

The door can’t go out either.

“Eat more,” she glanced at Xiang Wan who was scooping up wontons seriously, “There will be a big challenge in a while.”

“What challenge?” Xiang Wan took a sip of the soup, raised his eyes and asked her.

Yu Zhou glanced at the TV and smiled wickedly.

According to what is said in the time travel article, when the ancients came to modern times and saw the real characters and scenes on TV for the first time, it was a panic like being struck by lightning and a mouse meeting a cat and dog. She really wants to meet.

However, after sitting on the sofa with Xiangwan for a while, she only opened her deer-like eyes, first frowning and sweeping up and down twice, then slightly moved her buttocks, and then imitated Yu Zhou and focused on looking.

“Aren’t you afraid?” Yu Zhou put down the remote control, “The people inside can move!”

Xiangwan looked at Yu Zhou, who frightened her with bared teeth, and nodded: “Yes, it’s scary.”

“Liar,” Yu Zhou frowned, “You’re not afraid at all.”

“Why not afraid?” She was not reconciled.

“The black chicken in your hand, you put it aside when you were talking to me last night, the people in the black box are always moving, there are so many little people.”

“Mobile phone?” Yu Zhou glanced to the side, as if he was automatically swiping small videos on Weibo last night.

“Uh…” She changed her tone, “Aren’t you curious?”

“I should say, these black boxes are dementors, what kind of magic does the girl practice?” Xiang Wan frowned.

Hiss…Yu Zhou was stunned: “Good standard lines, who did you learn from?”

“The book you found for me.”

“Which one?” I randomly downloaded some, but I don’t remember much.

“”Damn it! How should I live in the modern society!””

…

Yu Zhou waved his hands, and slumped on the sofa in despair, continuing to watch “A Covenant in a New Home”.

Watching and watching, she began to habitually explain science to the people beside her: “This man is Yang Guang, let me tell you, since I watched the first episode of this show, he has been losing money…”

Yu Zhou said while thinking, where did this habit of popular science plot come from.

After thinking about it, it should be her mother.

When her mother watched “Unforgettable”, she told her hundreds of episodes in this way.

Xiang Wan listened carefully, and nodded to her half-understood.

After watching for about half an hour, the phone vibrated again.

F’s WeChat, a wav file.

“Teacher Yu, please listen to Teacher Su’s audition!”

A second later, there was another one: “Good Su, good Su, good Su.”

Plus an emoticon pack of running in circles with a blushing face.

Yu Zhou raised his eyes and saw that the file name was “Sacred Shrine_Shen Bai_Su Chang.”

“Sacred Altar” is the name of the novel, Shen Bai is the name of the character, and Su Chang is… the name of her ex-girlfriend.

If this happened in a novel, it would be very touching.

But it appears in reality. Yu Zhou clicked to open the file, um, I think it’s still very bloody.

For the 20-second sound file, Yu Zhou turned the volume button on the side to the maximum, and three seconds later, a familiar voice came from the receiver.

“The shrine is not filled with gods and Buddhas, but human greed…”

I have heard people say that God is actually very cute. He often gives gifts to people. The things wrapped in gift boxes are called talents. He probably gave all the gifts to Su Chang’s voice.

There is no other voice in the world like Su Chang. Refreshing and noble, with a slightly hoarse texture. Even the breath of pause is not too tempting, making you distracted, but you dare not be absent-minded.

Some people stand at the top of the relationship between people. You don’t need a pretty face, you don’t need extraordinary talents, you only need a voice, and a voice alone.

What’s more, Su Chang has a pretty face and extraordinary talents.

Deserves to be looked up to.

Yu Zhou swiped his finger, closed the file, and returned a message to F: “I feel fine~”

“Su or not? Su or not?” F has been waiting for a long time.

“Very Su, very suitable.”

Of course it was suitable. When the article was serialized, Su Chang sat beside her, sometimes processing documents, sometimes listening to songs.

Yu Zhou’s prose has no prototype, but in those few glances he accidentally looked at Su Chang, the typed characters may not be without the character of his sweetheart.

It couldn’t be more appropriate.

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Originally, I wanted to advertise another article and link it, hahahaha.

It’s a piece of brainstorming, just for fun, I didn’t take it seriously either.

But as I wrote it, I felt that I was using my own article, and I was a little out of play, so I changed it to an original article.

Only belongs to Yu Zhou, “Sacred Shrine”.