Chapter 20 - Otherworldly Creepy Horror Therapy (2)
– Head Moderator☆) Why are you pouring milk, which is meant to be drunk, on wounds?
ㄴ Author) A priest told me to do so.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Why, why??
ㄴ Author) They said the white color of the milk would drive away the demon’s curse from the wound.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Damn it, you idiot.
The folk remedies of this other world were truly amazing.
It was enough to make me, who usually didn’t swear, curse without a filter.
How is this different from pointing a gun at your own head and threatening to die?
Title: Stop!
Author: Head Moderator☆
(GIF of a frog firmly holding out its palm)
(GIF of a medieval frog crying and shooting an arrow into the sky)
Everyone, stop making big decisions!
– Haha, you can’t help but stop for this.
– This has to be stopped, lol.
– But what are we supposed to stop?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Haha, please stop chugging bleach in front of me.
It would be different if they knew what they were doing, but they didn’t, so I couldn’t ignore it.
I initially wanted to give them medicine but had a fundamental question.
– Head Moderator☆) But why are you doing such things in the first place???
ㄴ White is holy.
ㄴ They told me to do it.
ㄴ Tree sap contains the essence of the forest. Didn’t you know that?
ㄴ Agreed, agreed! Head Moderator is totally clueless!
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Damn it.
I started to understand why this world was destroyed.
“They were all doing the ‘Don’t get hit even once’ challenge.”
It doesn’t matter how overpowered your character is.
If even 1 HP is reduced, they delete the character with all sorts of ridiculous folk remedies.
There’s no other explanation.
I was too speechless to type anything, and then the church came out and caused a scene.
Title: Is the Head Moderator afraid of the church’s growth?
Why do you keep committing acts that go against the teachings of the faith?
Milk is sacred and has healing properties.
Head Moderator, you are already on the path of heresy.
Stop deceiving our brothers with false information.
My head felt dizzy.
It’s difficult to converse if you don’t know enough.
But not knowing at all made me feel even more speechless.
“Is this otherworldly rhetoric?”
I almost cursed but calmly replied instead.
– Head Moderator☆) Milk is medicine?
ㄴ Author) Isn’t that obvious? White symbolizes goodness, and it’s good for the body, so how could it not be medicine?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) How many people have been treated with this method so far?
ㄴ Author) Three out of ten brothers have withstood the demon’s curse and returned to us.
So, 30%.
This was astonishing.
“How did three people survive?”
Pouring milk on a wound and smearing it with flour, and 30% survived.
There were just many inherently strong people in this other world.
Maybe that’s why humanity was sustained despite these treatments and the Great War.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) What about the remaining 70%?
ㄴ Author) They couldn’t withstand the demon’s curse and were weak.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) What?
ㄴ Author) They returned to the demon’s embrace, and couldn’t reach the Lord.
It was a miraculous logic.
I returned to the previous post and proposed a barter to the knight who said he was injured.
[Proposed to Knight Lloyd: ‘Fucidin’ 1, ‘Disinfectant’ 1, ‘Cotton Swabs’ 1 pack, ‘Waterproof Bandage’ 1 box.]
– Head Moderator☆) Stop the nonsense and use this.
– Head Moderator☆) If you don’t want to get infected and truly die later.
But I had overlooked something.
The root of a deeply entrenched religion was profound.
ㄴ Author) Sorry.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) ?
ㄴ Author) I come from a family that has believed in the faith for generations, so I think it’s right to follow the church’s treatment method.
They refused even when offered.
No, there were even several suspicious comments.
– Hmm, if the Head Moderator overstepped, click like, lol.
– This…@ Isn’t it said that one bottle of milk heals everything…@?
– Really, lol, why use that strange metal can when there’s a perfectly good milk treatment?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Damn it, you’re supposed to apply what’s inside, not drink it.
“I can’t stand this.”
In the end, I couldn’t contain my anger.
[Flashbang] – 134 points
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Title: Important notice about the treatment topic.
Author: Head Moderator☆
(GIF of a flashbang going off)
(GIF of red and blue lights flashing repeatedly)
Attention, Otherworld Destruction Gallery.
Recommended 54, Not recommended 999+
[Comments]
– Aaah!!!
– Full Elf★) Why! Why..! Why…!!!
– Ah!!! Damn it!!!
– Seriously, why is this happening!!!! Stop!!!!!
– There must be a reason!!!
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Are you clear-headed now?
ㄴ Aaah! Aaah! Moderator! Moderator!!
ㄴ Diehard Vampire★) I don’t know what they are excited about. But this looks like a festival.
Everyone except Diehard Vampire, who was unaffected by such attacks, rolled around the gallery in pain.
“Ah, should I just give up on the treatment?”
I brought them to the water, and now the horses are complaining?
I thought about giving up.
But not everyone in the gallery blindly believed in that treatment.
– Fallen Noble Daughter) ㅇ︿ㅇ
– Fallen Noble Daughter) Head Moderator. Can you give me that Fucidin…?
The gallery member who once gave me a bed and took a can of tuna approached me.
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Evelyn Ophelia.
The noble daughter of the Ophelia Duchy.
But that was all in the past.
“Ow… it hurts…”
Evelyn was sitting on the floor of her bedroom, trembling with a cut on her thigh.
Blood from the wound on her thigh soaked the carpet.
It wasn’t deep, but it couldn’t be left untreated.
She tore the curtain and tightly wrapped it around her thigh, but that wouldn’t solve the problem.
“Hic, I shouldn’t have gone out… I shouldn’t have been curious…”
That day wasn’t different from usual.
Peeking out through the curtain, counting the patterns on the ceiling, or falling asleep.
“I miss my family. No, I’d be happy to see anyone.”
Evelyn suddenly felt a deep loneliness.
Her family conscripted during the Great War.
The servants who left.
Where could they be?
No, she wondered if they were even alive.
“…Mom.”
But was it really such a big sin?
She had just mustered the courage to go out into the garden for the first time.
Unfortunately, that day she encountered a demon beast, and Evelyn’s thigh was slashed, nearly killing her.
Evelyn couldn’t catch her breath due to the tension.
“Ah, I feel like I’m going to throw up.”
The bleeding was getting worse.
Her head was spinning, but she felt like she would really die if she let go.
Sitting awkwardly on the floor, not knowing what to do and fidgeting restlessly, it was at that moment.
– Head Moderator☆) Stop the nonsense and use this.
“…?”
Something being handed over by the Head Moderator to a gallery member who seemed frustrated.
A strange object, a piece of cloth, peculiar paper with adhesive, and something named disinfectant.
“Can such small things really heal the wound…?”
She had seen a knight being treated before.
Even when they filled a bathtub with that expensive milk for treatment, the results weren’t great.
The knight miraculously recovered but could never walk again.
And yet, these small things?
“No, the Head Moderator has saved me before. This should be a piece of cake for him.”
Evelyn shook her head slightly.
What she needed now was not presumptuous doubts but a practical plea for help.
– Fallen Noble Daughter) Head Moderator… could you perhaps give me some too …ㅇ︿ㅇ?
So, she endured the pain and left a chat.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Sure, take it.
Without any demands, the Head Moderator registered the items for barter and pressed the trade button.
“…To give it so readily.”
Evelyn hesitated but registered a pretty flower she had picked from the garden as the trade item.
[The items have been safely delivered.]
And the Head Moderator’s items arrived.
Inside were a bandage, adhesive bandages, disinfectant, Fucidin ointment, and many other items in a medical box.
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Title: It really healed! O ◇ O
Author: Fallen Noble Daughter
(Photo of the thigh wound at the time)
(Photo of the healed thigh wound)
(GIF of someone giving a thumbs-up with both hands and smiling brightly)
When I was slashed by a demon beast, I really thought I was going to die.
But after applying the medicine the Head Moderator gave me and sleeping, I woke up healed in one night!
Thank you!
Really, really, really thank you so much!
You’ve saved me twice now.
You’re the best in the world !//ㅇㄱㅇ//!
– ??? How did this happen?
– No, how does a scab form overnight?
– With a wound that severe, it should be life-threatening. How did she survive?
– I’m glad you healed!!
– Was that really possible?
– Is the Head Moderator a dragon or something?
The Fallen Noble Daughter documented her recovery and posted it in the gallery.
And when she showed the wound healing like a miracle in a short time, the gallery buzzed.
The gallery members who believed in milk treatment even in death had their minds blown and started seeking me out one by one.
Title: I’d believe it if the Head Moderator were a dragon, lol
He makes food in large quantities and distributes it every day.
He makes alcohol and distributes it every day.
He breaks waves with ridiculous magic.
And now he heals wounds overnight?
Haha, okay~ I’ll believe anything now~
I’d believe it if the Head Moderator suddenly said he’s a dragon~
ㄴ Yeah, it’s not even worth doubting anymore.
ㄴ Idiots, haha, I said the Head Moderator was right, but they denied it.
ㄴ Past post from this idiot) No way the Head Moderator can heal in one day, that’s overstepping, lol
ㄴ Haha, idiot gallery member.
ㄴ Idiot award…
Title: Head Moderator, I’m that knight from before
(GIF of bowing head to the ground with legs in the air)
I’m really sorry.
Please save me just once.
– Head Moderator☆) For free?
ㄴ Author) I’m really sorry! I won’t act out again!
– Head Moderator☆) For free?
ㄴ Author) I’m sorry for doubting you while receiving food from the marketplace!!
– Head Moderator☆) For free?
ㄴ Haha, shield and spear.
ㄴ Haha, this is hilarious, never giving in.
ㄴ Better not act out, wow.
ㄴ Author) I want to kill my past self.
ㄴ Haha, go take a milk bath, lol.
ㄴ Just apply milk to the wound, lol.
Title: Where did the church guys go? lol
They were active but now nowhere to be seen, lol.
ㄴ Haha, they had to run away out of embarrassment.
ㄴ They had to calm down the protesting believers, lol.
“Why didn’t they believe sooner instead of causing trouble?”
The gallery member who applied milk to the wound finally realized the seriousness when the wound turned blue like milk.
But that didn’t mean I wanted to help them.
I’m not a volunteer group. Why should I keep helping someone who rejected me once?
“But I can’t ignore it either…”
There’s a perfect medicine for times like this.
I smiled slyly and wrote a new post.
Title: Ahem, come here for the knight matter.
Author: Head Moderator☆
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ㄴ Lloyd) Did you call for me?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Yes, you’ve come.
ㄴ Lloyd) Please forgive this humble one for not recognizing foresight and slandering.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Yes, yes.
ㄴ Haha, what are these guys doing?
ㄴ Even a knight, haha.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Here, take this.
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) (GIF of a suspicious-looking red medicine)
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) It’s good. Apply a lot to the wound and endure.
ㄴ Lloyd) What is this…?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) This?
ㄴ Head Moderator☆) Albochil.