Chapter 79 The Clown Theory
After the plan explanation was over, Safir also became concerned about Dadalia's affairs: "Speaking of which, how are things going on over there?" Dadalia left Liyue to help Zhongli find an astrologer. Test out some ideas. Of course, these are all excuses, just an excuse for Zhongli to lure Dadalia out of Liyue in order to get in touch with Safiir.
When mentioning this, Dadalia's expression collapsed: "Don't mention it, I found an astrologer with a super long name. It is said that he is the apprentice of a super famous astrologer, but she did not calculate anything after divination for a long time. When she came out, she only told her that the matter involved too much and could not be used for divination. I even doubted that she had no ability to deceive me."
"The astrologer with a very long name?" Safir's expression was a little subtle, "Is it called Astorogis? Mona Megistus?"
Dadalia opened her mouth: "Ah...ah, yes, her name is Mona. Do you know her?"
"Haven't you read the Steam Bird newspaper? This guy occupies the entire "Horoscope Talk" page all year round. He is a very powerful astrologer." Safir affirmed Mona's ability, which also reassured Dadalia. A lot.
Dadalia felt relieved and ran upstairs, found an empty room and sat down on the bed. He was really exhausted. He had been traveling almost day and night. He only had time to rest after making sure that his mission was completed.
But when Safir saw it, he had a dark look on his face: "Why are you sitting on my bed? Have you taken a shower? Are you dirty?"
Dadalia stood up quickly when she heard Safir say this was her bed: "Where is my room?"
"Go to Ada, I didn't prepare a room for you, and I don't know when you will come back." Safir pushed him out directly, damn Dada duck, he just entered someone's room without asking. Asked and sat directly on the bed.
She rushed Dadalia to find Ada. Ada was very efficient in doing things and quickly arranged a room for Dadalia. After washing, Dadalia had a good sleep. Relieved the fatigue from this period of time.
When he woke up, it was already evening. This was the time when the Yanshang Teahouse had the most customers. The lobby and the balcony on the second floor were full of guests drinking tea and chatting, and the private rooms were almost full.
After Dadalia was fully dressed, she came to a cubicle on the second floor and found that Safir and a few soldiers were setting up something.
He walked up and asked, "What are you doing?"
Seeing that he was awake, Safire explained: "Can't you see? Set up a portal."
"Portal?" Dadalia naturally knows about this thing, and he often uses this technology. In the original plot, he used the portal to transport troops to the Jade Pavilion in the battle of Osel, destroying As a result, the situation in Liyue became unfavorable for the Fools. In the end, he was wanted for this incident and fled Liyue early. "Why are you setting up a portal here? Does the Yanshang Teahouse need more troops? Or can this place be used as a barracks to transport troops to other places?"
Safir was speechless at his head full of muscles: "Can you stop thinking about the war all day? You have also seen that the Yanshang Teahouse is too small to accommodate so many guests. I plan to use the portal to connect to the Yanshang teahouse. On the third floor of the tea room and moonlight tavern, a space is opened there to distribute guests. The moonlight tavern is too large, so two floors are enough."
Hearing Safir's explanation, Dadalia's face was full of questions: "No, do you really plan to do business honestly? Even use this thing?"
"Why not?" Safir thought there was no problem. "There is no conflict between doing tasks and making money, right? Do you plan to keep using Pantalone's money? Anyway, I can't feel so at ease."
Dadalia had nothing to say. He just thought that fools were rich and had not thought about these issues. Moreover, he has no business acumen and cannot do this.
"Oh, by the way, I contacted Mr. Zhongli for you. He is probably arriving soon. Do you have anything to prepare?" Safire thought of the letter he sent to the Hall of Life at noon. The letter clearly stated that he would be here soon. Mr. Zhongli went to the Yanshang Teahouse at six o'clock tonight to confirm the completion of the contract between Young Master Dadalia and Mr. Zhongli.
Dadalia also nodded after hearing this: "I was about to go find him, but I didn't expect you to do it all. Safire, you are really my good wife!"
"The word "virtuous wife" is used to describe a wife in Liyue. If you don't know how to use it, don't use it blindly." Safire's face turned dark. Why did this duck head become stupid after going out?
"Really? Hahahaha, don't worry about those details." Dadalia smiled awkwardly and ran away quickly.
Soon, Zhongli arrived. Fortunately, Safire had reserved a box, otherwise there would be no place for the few people to sit. To Safire's expectation, besides Zhongli, the visitor this time was a girl dressed in black and wearing a Qiankun Taigua hat. She was sizing up Safire with her plum blossom eyes. The bloody red plum trees are exuding a delicate fragrance.
"Ahem, the hall master is naughty by nature. He insists on following this trip. Zhong can't stop him. Please don't take offense, Boss Phil." Zhongli obviously had no way to deal with Hutao, so he greeted Safire in advance.
Safir was a little surprised to see Hutao, and she was the woman she had been asking for. But the advantage over Ye Lan is that she doesn't have to worry about Hu Tao crushing her in some aspects. The two of them are evenly matched, which makes Safire feel a little more confident.
Hutao looked at Saffir, and for some reason suddenly recited a jingle: "Da Qiuqiu is sick, Er Qiuqiu looks at you."
"Three hills are gathering herbs, and four hills are moaning~" Safire followed up, imitating Hu Tao's tone.
Hu Tao's eyes showed a look of surprise, and he said the next sentence: "Wu Qiuqiu is dead, Liu Qiuqiu is raised!"
Safire took the last sentence without hesitation: "Seven hills to dig a pit, eight hills to bury it!"
Hu Tao couldn't help but beam with joy when she saw how well she answered: "Hey! You know it very well! You are indeed a guy who has been highly praised by the guest!"
Safire was a little interested, so he asked: "What do your guests say about me?"
"He, he said..." Hutao looked at Zhongli, who looked helpless beside him, and imitated Zhongli's tone with a smile, "Boss Phil is a wonderful man. He is sophisticated and yet free and lively. He is a friend worth making. ."
Safire couldn't help laughing, and asked the two of them to sit down, and then called the maid to pour tea. Dadalia also sat down opposite Zhongli. The protagonists tonight should be him and Zhongli, but they were teased by two girls, which made him almost forget the purpose of this time.
"I have done what Mr. Zhongli said last time about divination." Dadalia got straight to the point. He had already found almost the most authoritative astrologer for divination, and he thought he had a clear conscience.
Zhongli actually didn't care about the result, because his goal had already been achieved, but he still followed Dadalia's words and asked, "Oh? I wonder what result Mr. Gongzi got?"
Dadalia looked at Zhongli's expression and found that there was nothing unusual about him, and then continued: "I found one of the best astrologers on the road..."
"Astrogis? Mona? Megistus." Safir reminded in a low voice.
"Yes, that's Mona. She did some divination with water divination, but even at that level, she couldn't observe the exact result. But at least she got a rough idea." Dadalia thought of Mona's words at that time. With a solemn expression on her face, "She said, this should be 'angel'."
Safire: "?" That's not what your kid said this morning.
Zhongli nodded and looked at Safire with deep meaning in his eyes. Safir gave him a hard roll of his eyes. You, the old boy, don't act like a son of a man, you let the duck head do divination, and in the end you just divulged my destiny? I misjudged you Zhongli! You are no longer in this family! There is no place for you in this family!
As if he noticed that Safier was in a strange state, Dadalia explained: "I didn't hide it from you on purpose. I just wanted to share the first-hand information with Mr. Zhongli. This is also to prevent violation of the contract. Now Didn’t I tell you?”
Safire gave him a strange look: "What are you explaining to me? I didn't say anything."
"Do you know something?" Dadalia looked at the girl next to her, feeling that her state was not right after mentioning angel.
Hu Tao had already shown a weird smile. She was so smart. She immediately guessed that Dardalia had been tricked by Zhongli. This heavenly mission must have something to do with this girl. Both of them are fools. There is no need to ask for divination. They can understand by just asking.
Zhongli also knew very well that Safire would definitely be unhappy after this incident was exposed, but based on his understanding of Safire, what the other party was unhappy about was definitely not the fact that he asked someone to divine her zodiac sign, but the fact that she found out later. He felt that he had become a tool used to take advantage of the young master, but he was really unjust in this matter. Who would have thought that an unintentional excuse would happen to hit Safire? All I can say is that everything is Shi's fault.
"How can I know anything? Mr. Zhongli is strategizing. How can I know something that he can't even figure out? Right, Mr. Zhongli." Safire said the last sentence almost through gritted teeth.
Yes, she pointed the finger at Zhongli. You are the only one who is not a human being, right? There are so many reasons for you not to choose, but you chose this one without notifying me in advance.
Zhongli felt that he was wrong and planned to change the subject: "Since Mr. Gongzi has completed the agreement between us, the contract is completed and you and I owe each other nothing."
"Of course it is." Dadalia was worthy of being a straight man, and he followed Zhongli's rhythm in a daze.
Safir felt so uncomfortable at this time. Looking at Dada Duck who had become a clown again, and thinking that she was being used as a tool to use Dada Duck, she felt even more uncomfortable than being a clown. The key is that she didn't find out until it was over, which was even more uncomfortable. The key point is that she can't say it yet. If she tells Dada Duck, she will realize that she is a clown. If Dada Duck can beat Zhongli, it will be fine. The problem is that he can't beat Zhongli, and he will probably take her with him to be a clown again because of his falling out. A clown once.
Oops, uncomfortable. Safire was sipping his tea. The most uncomfortable thing in the world was not being a clown, but having to lie to himself to continue being a clown after realizing that he was a clown.
After the conversation ended, Zhongli and Hutao were ready to leave. Safire saw them off. At the door of the Yanshang Tea Room, Zhongli looked at Safire who was in a low mood. He couldn't bear it, so he said, "I have some news here. I wonder if Boss Phil is interested."
Safire raised his eyelids and glanced at Zhongli, who had a serious face: "What news?"
"About the news about the earth vein seal."