Only Weapon Master

“I’m smart, you see. I can speak three languages including Korean, okay?”

— Is that true?

— Sounds like bullshit…

— There’s no way someone with those skills would be a VTuber, fuck…

— But when she was rapping, her English was really sick. I thought she grew up in a slum

The majority assumed she couldn’t speak foreign languages, while a minority thought it possible.

“Mika will vouch for her. Despite appearances, Lucy is good at foreign languages!”

“Hey. What vouching and what ‘despite appearances’? Deuzlreu, Mika?”

I appreciate Reina’s intention to shield me, but her delivery was so off-putting that I gritted my teeth and spoke quietly.

— Did she just say “Want to die”? Or are my ears wrong?

— Gasp..

— Mika, my warrior ㅠㅠ

— If you’re being threatened, wiggle your butt twice.

Tsk. Seems they heard me. As I was contemplating whether to explain myself.

[IWantToKillCats] : By any chance, which two languages…

Thanks to the chat from IWantToKillCats, I decided to move on from the topic.

Though he’d already used his question once… the timing was good, so I decided to let it slide.

“Chinese and English? I can converse with native speakers.”

[IWantToKillCats] : Oh. Then since English is fine, could you give a demonstration of Chinese just once…

Hmm… a demonstration…

“Why should I?”

— You used your question, stop begging!

— Get out, punk

— Next he’ll be asking about her number of male experiences

— Now now. Lucy is a virgin.-Mika certified-

— Lol it’s not like it’s FDA approved

“If you want to hear a foreign language, how about you donate generously during my individual broadcast debut tomorrow. Don’t you know? Devils, you know, grant wishes only for a great price.”

— Wow… is this really a rookie?

— That line sounds like it’s from someone who’s been around.

— Smells like the entertainment district, mmm~

— Boldly demanding money ㄷㄷ

— How much do I need to pay to get Lucy’s panties?

— Just steal your mom’s panties from your house drawer, idiot (This message has been deleted.)

[IWantToKillCats] : …….

It’s not like I’m your slave or something. If I gave you a break once, you should know when to stop. You’ve already used your question right, why are you still acting so desperately? Tsk, because of you, we’re now 30 minutes over the broadcast time I had planned.

“Well then. Thanks for coming to our debut broadcast today~”

“Oh! Thank you very much! And tomorrow I’ll be broadcasting first at 6 PM, and Lucy will start at 8 PM, please watch us!!”

— No, don’t go!!

— If you feel completely f’ed right now, thumbs up lol

— It was fun ㅠㅠ See you tomorrow, Mika-chan..

— Tomorrow I’ll definitely find out what color Lucy’s panties are.

[Twins Tail’s broadcast has ended.]

♦♦♦

“Whew… somehow I’m tired…”

“Yeah… but! It was so much fun, hihi!!”

As soon as the broadcast ended, fatigue hit me all at once, and I slumped back in my chair, while Reina, no longer showing any signs of nervousness, was smiling brightly, saying she had fun.

“G-good job…! We… had a… great success! Congratulations!!”

“Good job~ Ara-nim. Reina-nim~ Wow. The final viewer count was 16,000… whew… that’s really good, isn’t it?”

“Girls. You did really well.”

Since we broadcast from the company, everyone kept congratulating us and telling us we did a good job without stopping, and,

“Yeees. Yeees thank you… it’s all thanks to you all.”

“Thank you!! It was much easier because you managed the chat!! Hihi.”

While it’s true that Reina and I led the broadcast, we didn’t forget the hard work of those behind the scenes and created a warm atmosphere by returning words of gratitude.

“I’ll drive Reina and Ara home, and tomorrow, the company will take a day off.”

“”Keeyo-ot!!!””

As the cherry on top, when CEO Yeji told the staff who had stayed late that the entire company would take a day off, they screamed and jumped around like children in joy.

Leaving them behind, Reina, Yeji, and I went down to the basement and got into her car. When I turned on my phone and checked the lock screen, the date that had been October 10th had instantly changed to October 11th.

“Wow~ Girls, you really did great… I firmly believed you would succeed, but to think it would be like this already……(blah blah)……”

Unni Yeji, who had dropped her concept after leaving the company, was so excited she didn’t know what to do.

I really wanted to respond to her, but.

“…Yeees..”

“ZzzZzz..hue…Mi..Kya is heyure..hiheheh”

I was too tired to even respond.

“…Yawn…Ara, good night…Unni too…thank youuu…”

We arrived at Reina’s house in no time, and as she got out of the car, she said goodbye to us in a sleepy voice and headed towards her house.

“..Goodbye..”

“Okay~ Ara, get some good rest~ Have a good day at school and do well in your debut broadcast tomorrow! Unni will be watching you closely!!”

“… Yeees..”

We arrived at my house just a few minutes later, so I said goodbye to Yeji and was able to return to my sweet home.

— Click.

“I’m home-“

Hmm. No one’s here. Well… it’s 2 AM now, so it’s unlikely that those two would be up…

— Bang!

“…Oh?”

“Ara! Congratulations~~!!”

“Daughter! Congratulations. Haha!!”

Along with the sound of firecrackers, I heard the warm and bright voices of my parents.

“..W. Eh? Why are you both still up..”

“Hoho. My daughter just debuted in front of over ten thousand people~ As parents, we should congratulate her, right dear?”

“Of course. Our Ara didn’t even tremble, and spoke so well. But that outfit seemed like it could use more coverage, seeing the chat…”

I was expecting them to watch my broadcast. But…

“..Hi─ thank you~ Mom, Dad.”

I didn’t expect them to stay up this late without sleeping just to congratulate me.

It’s just a debut, but I thought that becoming a VTuber… was a good decision as I received their congratulations and went up to my room to go to bed.

♦♦♦

■ MOL Gallery ■

[Twins Tail Lucy]

Just one step.

Just one step left.

She seems to have a strong personality, her voice is similar, she said she can speak Chinese, and she said she likes games.

What are the chances she’s YongYongLion..?

— Do we really have to talk about that girl until dawn?

└ Yes, we do, if you don’t like it, get out, you bastard

— Just create a separate YongYongLion gallery, please…

└ MOL is YongYongLion and YongYongLion is MOL. It’s common sense, you still don’t know that?

└ What kind of common sense is that, fuck!!

— Staff. Where is the staff?

└(YongYongStaff): For now… yes, it seems we’ll have to wait until her debut broadcast.

[Guys…let’s be patient.]

We waited for 3 months, can’t we fucking wait one more day!

— That’s right!

— We can’t wait, so just get out to another gallery, please…

— Hah…because of YongYongLion..

└(KoreanMaleHacker): Because of what? Say it

└ (Comment author): The gallery atmosphere has become so bright, which is really good. Haha!

[But I think I’m fucked.]

(Lucy.jpg)

Whether she’s YongYongLion or not.

Damn…I feel like I’m entranced

Is this right?

— You. Have been infiltrated

— VTubers are kind of like cocaine. Once you taste it, it might not be immediately, but you’ll occasionally think about it, and when the notification for a broadcast sounds, you’ll be drooling like a dog watching it?

— Mika? She.. ugh damn, why am I acting like this..?

The MOL gallery thought there was about a 90% chance that Lucy = YongYongLion, but with one step still remaining.

Since they still needed to confirm whether her Chinese pronunciation was at the native speaker level certified by the gallery, they had no choice but to wait for her individual debut broadcast.

Unlike the above group, users who had fallen for Lucy and Mika’s charms were experiencing great confusion due to their unsettled emotions.

Meanwhile.

■ Hu-ber Gal ■

[What? Who is Sekai-dol?]

(Twins Tail Lucy and Mika fan art.jpg)

I only know them… who is that, really?

— Lolololol damn, the broadcast just ended a few minutes ago and there’s already fan art?

— Sekai-dol down!

— Honestly, I was waiting for Sekai-dol 3rd gen and watched this out of boredom, but wow, their talent is insane

└ I also saw it because I was curious why so many people gathered. Wow, I watched without realizing time was passing

└ There wasn’t even time to be bored.

— Seems like they’re getting the best reception among all debuting VTubers so far?

└ What about Sekai-dol 1st gen?

└ That’s an exception

[The people inside Lucy and Mika]

With voices like that, there’s no way their real faces aren’t pretty.

They must be alpha females?

— Red pill comments are a bit…

— Please.. just keep such posts in your imagination.

— Seeing you post such speculations just one day after their debut, they must be popular..

└ Didn’t you watch?

└(Comment author): Overtime work..

└ Lol good luck~

[Will the replay be uploaded…]

I hope it gets uploaded.

— Most likely debut broadcasts won’t be available for replay?

— Can’t even clip it

— Lol did you miss it?

└(Post author): Y… I got interested after seeing the gallery spammed with Twins Tail.

└ (Comment author): Want me to send it to you? Leave your email

└(Post author): Oh! Thank you, brother!! Here, xfka12@goog…….

[You said you’d send the replay, you bastard]

I asked for the replay, but you sent me a tactical nuke, you fucking bastard

— Lololol how could you fall for that~

— VTuber fan lol

— The one who believed is an idiot, and the one who tricked is a bastard lol

— (Post author): Please!! Brothers… I want to see..

[Twins Tail debut broadcast]

(Twins Tail broadcast replay .drive)

Here it is.

— Whew!! Thank you!

— An angel appears ㄷㄷ

— Can’t believe they shared this

Most Huber gallery users were creating posts about Twins Tail, raising their reputation.

Of course. There were also users who viewed them unfavorably.

[Lol view bot VTuber fans]

Who in their right mind would watch a VTuber group from a new company with 16,000 viewers? Isn’t it obvious they’re using view bots?

— Seriously; do these people have holes in their brains

— Honestly, it does seem implausible lol

— They might have gotten that many with continuous promotion… hmm, maybe not

└ (Post author): If a new company is pouring money into promotion, isn’t that the same as using view bots? lol

— Whether they’re talented or not, new companies don’t get that kind of viewership lol

Those feeling inferior because their oshi was less popular started stirring up trouble over the sudden popularity of a rookie VTuber group from a new company that hadn’t shown anything yet.

However.

[View bots? Talk nonsense]

Here, I’ve overlaid the viewership graphs of the continental VTubers you worship and Twins Tail.

Blue line — VTubers who used view bots

Red line — Twins Tail

⑴ Viewership graph

And next is the viewer count graph

⑵ Viewer count graph

Isn’t it obvious just by looking at this? Oh, you don’t get it? lol

See how the continental VTuber who used view bots has increasing viewer numbers but a decreasing viewership graph?

But Twins Tail’s graph isn’t going down at all, it keeps going up, you fuckers

Still think they’re using view bots?

If so, just keep thinking that way.

If you argue back, I’ll assume your mother failed at raising you properly

— That’s right

— If you can’t understand after seeing those statistics, you’re just idiots

— There were so many sexually harassing chats that didn’t get banned because there were so many viewers today. These are just people who didn’t watch the broadcast

— And the idiots?

└ Let’s not

└ Feed them.

Accurate indicators silencing those trying to slander Twins Tail.

This post immediately became a hot topic thanks to upvotes from normal users, and most of those trying to belittle Twins Tail disappeared, with only a few remaining.

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[I don’t care about view bots, I’m a Mika fan~] [2]

[I want Lucy’s panties..] [1]

[Today’s Twins Tail red pill comments] [11]

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[Today’s Twins Tail red pill comments]

Mika: Lucy is a virgin!!

A good friend who certified virginity in front of over ten thousand people

Lucy: Mika and I are real-life friends.

Lucy: What’s a bit unfortunate about Mika’s character is that the person inside Mika seems to have bigger breasts…

Bringing red pills into the VTuber world without hesitation lol

— Hurk… I want to firmly squeeze Mika’s breast just once.

— I want to be the first to take Lucy’s virginity

— Wow. It’s full of idiots. Take it easy

— Lucy would lose faith in humanity again today lol

└ I was dizzy when she said she dislikes most people.

└ (Comment author): Thinking about her putting on airs in front of us makes me hehehe…

└ Tsk.. she seemed really strong-willed, is it possible?

And so, most of the troublemakers disappeared from the Huber gallery, and peace returned as posts about the newly debuted Twins Tail filled the gallery.