Only Weapon Master

My cover song’s view count hit 100,000… 150,000… 200,000, and now it’s stagnating at 230,000.

Still, knowing that it’s almost impossible for a rookie VTuber’s first VTube video to get that many views, everyone at the company congratulated me.

I did wonder if it was a blessing from the algorithm, or if Unni Yeji spent money to inflate the view count…

But even if Unni Yeji has a lot of money, she’s not the type to fabricate view counts.

Besides.

“Ara, kyaaa!!!!”

If she had fabricated it and was this excited and jumping around, wouldn’t that make her a psychopath?

I believe our Unni Yeji isn’t a psycho, so yeah..

She seems in a good mood… let me try-

“Then about singing…”

“-Ahh!! That… please Ara… I’ll give you the company instead…!! Okay!?”

…This is really too much.

Someday… someday for sure! I’ll show my improved singing skills on my broadcast and earn recognition.

“Ara, you’re not thinking of anything strange, are you? Like suddenly singing on the broadcast… please… spare us that. Instead of our thro- I mean, how about we go to a karaoke place today? No, that won’t work either, what am I saying to someone who’s debuting tomorrow, hoho. Next time. Yes, next time we’ll go to karaoke together with the vocal trainer to check how much Ara has improved. Okay? Are you listening, Ara??………”

“… Yes.”

It seems it’s still too early to regain the lost trust in me.

Still…I’ll sing too…yeah.

♦♦♦

Twins Tail’s debut day.

October 10, 2035

Current time

10:05 PM.

“Whew… I’m nervous. Right, Ara? Seeing you tremble too, I guess even Ara feels nervous? Hihi…”

Reina, sitting next to me, couldn’t stop trembling all over, including her legs.

“Well. Not really? Actually, I think my body is trembling because of you, Reina.”

Her vibrations were being transmitted to me.

‘How intensely is she trembling for even her breasts to shake… ah, maybe it’s just because they’re big..tsk.’

“..The… the viewers waiting for the broadcast are 9… 900, no… 1… over 10000…!”

While I was observing Reina’s bust morphing, I heard the voice of our assigned manager, Yunji unni, the youngest member of the management team.

“Wow. What’s going on. Is the promotional effect this good?”

“…H..huuk..”

Reina, upon hearing the news that over ten thousand viewers were waiting for Twins Tail’s debut broadcast, seemed extremely nervous and was showing symptoms of respiratory distress.

— Slap slap.

“…Huhng..Ara-chan…st..stop..huh..”

When I strongly slapped her two fat lumps with my palm, meaning to make her snap out of it, she acted like she was dying from pleasure.

“If you want me to stop, try to calm down a bit.”

— Slap~! Bounce~~

“Haahng… mmm. Relax… I’m relaxed now so stop. I can’t take it..”

Drooling and showing only the whites of her eyes, what exactly can’t she take? Huh? And if you can’t take it, what can you do about it, girl~

‘Tsk… but can someone get this messed up just from having their breasts slapped? Is she maybe… a masochist or something?’

As I was learning about Reina’s tendencies.

“…It… it’s about to… start..!!”

I heard Yunji unni’s trembling voice.

Checking the time after hearing her voice, it was 10:09 PM.

It meant it was almost time for us to launch into the world.

♦♦♦

(LIVE : 12591)

[Debut broadcast of Twins Tail, the first VTuber duo group from VT company!]

— Wow. Do people really gather like this?

— View bots?

— Can’t be view bots with this active chat

— I want to hold Mika noona’s horns and thrust thrust thrust!

— Lucy turns me on more, that ass crack with see-through panties hohoho

— Why like small boobs s-1-b lol

— Big boobs are the world and everything.

— Tsk! Such ignorant fellows who don’t know the taste of modest chests!

— Isn’t there a manager here? Damn, this isn’t some obscene talk show

Manager Yunji tried to ban the lewd chats, but they were scrolling too fast to read with normal human vision.

It took the entire management team rushing in to finally clean up the chat.

As the chat cleaned up and the clock struck 10:10 PM, light spread across the previously black screen, and the silhouettes of two girls gradually became clearer.

A girl with blue hair and sheep horns, a sheep’s tail on her buttocks, angel wings on her back, wearing furry clothes on top, with large breasts, holding a cross — Mika.

A girl with short, voluminous black ponytail with goat horns, a devil’s tail on her buttocks, devil wings on her back, wearing an alluring outfit like a succubus might wear, with small breasts, carrying a black sword on her back — Lucy appeared on the screen.

— Wow… the characters are insanely good..

— Ahngg… Lucy noona, step on me more..huhng..

— Just looking at Mika heals me…

— Lucy! Mika! Twins Tail!

As Lucy (Kang Ara) and Mika (Reina) appeared, the chat didn’t hide their excitement.

They left a small smile for the chat and

“”One·Two””

“Hello! We are Twins Tail!”

“Hi. We’re Twins Tail.”

They greeted the viewers for the first time.

— Wow. The voices are f’ing good.

— Agreed

— Mika is so cute…hehe

— Lucy, please despise me…!

“Thank you for your high expectations for a VTuber group debut from a new company-“

“Th-tha..thank you!”

Since Reina still didn’t seem completely relaxed, I decided to take the lead.

— Mika’s trembling is cute haha

— Ooh, every time she trembles, her breasts

— I’m only watching Mika from today on.

— After licking her, tell me what she tastes like (This message has been deleted.)

Hmm. The managers are doing their job well.

Reina seemed to be gradually relaxing, and since Yunji and the management team were handling all the sexually harassing chats, I could proceed comfortably.

“First. Let’s have our self-introduction time. Starting with Mika.”

“Mmm. I, Mika, am an angel who came down to the current world disguised as a sheep humanoid to catch my fallen twin sister!”

— Fallen?

— Uh..uh..fallen head, ugh..

— Is the sister’s horn possibly a Bicon horn?

“Eeh! No. No!! How can you say that about my sister who is so good..uuu.. And my sister is a virgin!!”

Umm… huh?

— HOLY SHIT!!

— From today I’m in Lucy’s cult. Those horns are not Bicon horns.

— YEE HAW!!

— The sexy and alluring-looking Lucy who I thought was promiscuous is actually a virgin. I like this story very much.

“Hey Mi… ka? Do you really need to respond to that?”

Even as a friend and though this is a character, to reveal her virginity, and during the debut broadcast no less…grr…

“O. Oh, really…? Hehe”

— Lol killing her with adoration!

— Are you two really just debuting?

— Is this hate speech too?

— Ah no. This is beneficial speech. Therefore, it’s not hate speech.

“Umm. Anyway, since I’ve briefly introduced myself, it’s Lucy’s turn!”

Hah… this bitch is embarrassing me in front of over ten thousand people…

“…Sigh. Hello. I’m Lucy. I was teased for having smaller breasts than my twin sister and fell into darkness, becoming a devil. Now I’m disguised with goat horns to hide from my sister.”

— But thinking about it, why is this person constantly speaking informally?

— Uh. Um, hm? That’s right! This girl’s been confidently speaking informally, so I didn’t notice.

— It seems to be her concept. Because she’s a devil

— Ah, I see

— There are a lot of devils in the National Assembly over there, sh-sh

— Not just the National Assembly, there at the agricultural assoc-…

— What’s with these crazy people lol

“Well. Devils are arrogant beings. Only my mom and dad deserve to hear me speak formally.”

This is a lie too, actually. I just set the concept like this because I didn’t want to speak formally.

Well, even so.

— Phew… that cold gaze… I like it even more

— If you could step on me with those heels…!

— Want to be dominated… want to be dominated… want to be dominated…

— Her concept is fallen, but these guys’ lives are fallen, that’s why they’re like this.

As long as they like it, isn’t that fine?

After the self-introduction time.

We performed the cover songs we had uploaded to VTube.

It’s like a proving ground, you could say? Since for VTube cover songs, there’s inevitably post-processing that makes them sound cleaner, so we couldn’t dispel the prejudice that “that’s not real skill.”

First was Mika’s [heaven]

As the bright accompaniment began, Reina sang the intro with her own flavor.

— Haah… my ears are melting..

— Is it possible that the cover song didn’t capture everything…?

— I think it’s better than the original?

Her limitless high notes and seductive yet somehow cute tone.

” ♪ ♫ ~ Heaven ➚➚ “

When those two qualities combined with the highlight of this song.

— Wow…damn… is this really a new company?

— The bar for VTubers just got raised so high…

— Ah… tears are coming… bravo─. Gulp.

— I pray those aren’t the only tears. Please

“Mika sings well. Right?”

— Yesss

— She surpasses most professional singers, doesn’t she?

— Sekai-dol 3rd gen better be nervous

— They should be

“Hmm. Don’t mention other people in the chat. Now it’s my turn.”

After silencing some troublemakers, I prepared to showcase my rap.

A rap that, though released long ago, still deeply impresses many hip-hop artists.

[Rap Dog] (Eminem)

— Is that part really possible?

— The rap cover was good, but this is really impossible unless you’re an expert, for real.

— How would you basement dwellers know about that?

— We know what we know, shut up

I smoothly got through the intro and crushed those disbelievers with precise diction and a distinctive voice.

— …Da..mn these two have incredible talent..

The chat speed began to accelerate after our proof, and the viewer count didn’t decrease but instead slowly, gradually increased.

After finishing the cover songs and chatting about various things, hoping viewers wouldn’t cross the line,

we moved on to a segment where we directly let them know about our boundaries.

“Now it’s time to tell you what we like and what we dislike.”

“Yes! And tomorrow! If you forget, we’ll tell you again when we debut our individual broadcasts! But if you still forget, we’d be sad… yes”

— Won’t forget. Mika!

— Mika being sad is cute… makes me want to make her cry lol

— Wow, the comment above is so greasy it makes me want to vomit

— I guess one thing you dislike is people scratching their bellies in their basements?

— Then is it okay if I scratch my butt instead of my belly?

— Of course not lol

So we earnestly talked about what we liked and disliked to receive even a little consideration in cyberspace, and gradually the end of the debut broadcast started to approach.

“Okay. To summarize, Mika dislikes backbiting, mockery, and exercise, and likes meat, and the real me? Well. That’s about it? Anything else?”

“Nope!”

— Wow. If Lucy is on the same level as meat, how much does she like her?

— Are you l-l-lesbians? Yes, L-lesbians. Are you l-l-lesbians? Yes, L-lesbians. Are you l-l-lesbians? Yes, L-lesbians. Are you l-l-lesbians? Yes, L-lesbians.

— Heeh, already tee-tee… slurp. Ugh, I’m drooling.

— But I looked it up, and there’s only a 5-month difference between this company’s application date and today, can they become friends so quickly?

— That’s enough time to do the deed and more.

— Wha-what? Then are both Mika and Reina bicon…?

— Gasp.

“Oh my. What’s with all this talk about being close and doing this and that? Listen carefully. Mika and I are real-life friends, real! I can say that much, right? No? Umm. Well, but since it’s been revealed, it doesn’t matter anymore..?”

I tried to prevent sexually harassing comments by mentioning I’m real-life friends with Reina, but I got snake eyes from Unni Yunji.

— Lololololol this is really hilarious

— Why do they keep taking the bait so well lol it shows they’re novices

“Anyway, back to the main point. I’ll tell you what I dislike and like. First, what I dislike: people who are annoying, people who act familiar when they’re not, people who are loud, people who think money can do everything…”

— This is really confusing. Don’t you just dislike people in general?

— Is this her concept or is she serious?

— If she’s serious, then she must hate all humanity lol

“…up to people. Phew, that’s it. What I like: games and exercise. Two things, end.”

— She has a hundred things she dislikes but only two she likes.

— How did you come to hate the world so much? ㅠㅠ

— If you look at Korea now, there’s plenty to hate sh-sh

Oh my, already time… I have to go to school tomorrow.. ah fuck, I don’t want to go..

“So with this, what we’ve prepared is…”

— Wait, this can’t be the end??

— Come on, it’s only been an hour and a half, what is this!?

— Just try leaving. I’ll tell everyone outside you two are my girlfriends.

— Ugh damn… VTuber fans..

“…there’s still one thing left. Finally, a Q&A? We’ll randomly select just 2 people, and the chosen ones can ask a question to either Mika or me, whomever they prefer.”

— What the f? There are almost 14,000 people, and only 2 get chosen? Even the birth rate isn’t that low.

— Scary fact. The birth rate is actually lower lol

— This is like winning the lottery ㄷㄷ

— Whoever gets chosen should ask if Lucy really wears black panties in real life… (This message has been deleted.)

“Weeell. Originally, we thought there would be at most 4000? So we only prepared 2 questions. So it can’t be helped, I think.”

“But I’m happy so many people came. There are more people than expected… ugh, sorry.. But we’ll do more Q&A on our individual broadcast debut day. Okay? Please understand just this once..”

— I’ll forgive Lucy because Mika apologized.

— Promoting the individual broadcasts too, what a housewife Mika is! Whew!

— But Lucy, this fucking mean girl. Why does her way of speaking piss me off so much?

— That’s what makes it good.

— What.

Since I really don’t have much time left and have to go to school tomorrow, I quickly started the selection.

A green ball slowly coming out of the selector.

The name attached to that ball was.

[Mika’sSoftFur]

…Pfu…pfft..

“..Wo-wow, already using my name… ha-happy..”

— Wow… is this killing with adoration too…?

— The hate comments are already about to start.

— Now now, clean thoughts. Clean thou-ugh..

— I got an erection… from my chair

[Mika’sSoftFur] : ;; Can’t believe I got chosen

“Aha. Haha…please ask your question quickly. Who do you want to ask?”

Glancing at Reina’s face beside me…

Wo-wow… Reina is really disgusted.

[Mika’sSoftFur] : Obviously Mika-nim.

“…Lucy is here too…”

“Hmph. I’m jealous that you’re already getting fans, Mika. I might be a little envious?”

[Mika’sSoftFur] : -Shy♡

Ugh… this is disgusting, disgusting.

Reina quickly finished the Q&A with the unsightly nickname.

As they say, the nickname matches the person.

[Mika’sSoftFur] : Mika-nim, what are your three sizes?

The chat burned once due to Reina’s reaction, who turned serious for a moment before speaking shyly to such a question. But what do I care?

After calming the chat, I started selecting the last questioner.

— Please me… please me

— Mom. I’ll do the dishes from tomorrow, so please….!!

— I have to ask Lucy’s panty color kyaak!!

— This is my chance…

The name written on the ball that rolled out of the selector was…

[IWantToKillCats]

— Tsk, is this really a mental hospital? Why are all the nicknames so…

— One is Mika’s fur and the other is a cat murderer

— You got it! Comrade!!

— Finally… finally..!!

“Hmm. Mr. IWantToKillCats?”

Ignoring the strange chat reactions, I called out the nickname of the person selected.

[IWantToKillCats] : Yes. I choose Lucy-nim.

“Oh, that was quick. So what do you want to ask?”

— Of course they’ll ask about real panties?

— Please black, please black..!

— Lucy hate speech following Mika hate speech… truly amazing.

— Damn, I’m so jealous… I wanted to ask a question too.

Many viewers’ attention and envy were focused on the chat of [IWantToKillCats], who had just won the last question right.

And IWantToKillCats’s question was.

[IWantToKillCats] : Lucy-nim, are you good at foreign languages? For example, English or Chinese…

Unlike my expectation that it would be an unnecessary and disgusting question, I was relieved by this surprisingly normal question.