Not a Grimoire

Dear diary,

Flowers are a plants private parts...

I wish Ms. Birch never taught us about that. I can never look at a flower the same way ever again. To think that I've been mutilating plants this whole time.

I'm so sorry. I'm a murderer.

I never realised this before but, a plants fruits are its babies. And I've eaten a lot of fruit and vegetables. I'm not only a murderer. I'm a mass murderer!

The bringer of vegetable catastrophe's. The voracious plant eater. The consumer of plant children!

Lord forgive me for I have sinned.

Love,

Tina