Not a Grimoire

Dear Diary,

What in the actual ever living floppy beanie are you doing?!

I thought you were only getting the book?! Why did you eat Tina-tina as well?!

Explain now!

[Auxiliary Systems Restored. Friend Saved. Debt Repaid.]

[Commencing Extraction Protocol]

[Link Failed]

[Link Failed]

[Link Failed]

[Connection Established]

[Warning! Aether Corruption Detected]

[Warning! Aether Corruption De

{Ssytems Operational ]

[Warp Request approved]

[Life support engaged]

[Switching to voice recording]

"What are you doing? Let go of me!"

"What is this? a Bubble? Why won't it pop?!"

"Is that a portal? Why is it doing that? Portals don't have arms."

"No! no no no no no stop!"