Not a Grimoire

Dear diary,

Bitsy was really worried about the teleport but we arrived safely.

Bob got scared when the portal disappeared behind us but it was expected. Maintaining a portal to earth would require a lot of energy that we don't have.

Anyway, the portal spat us out inside a big hole. Bob said it's called the Grand Canyon. He wanted to hike out of it but I just flew us up.

But then he said I can't do that anymore because people are going to think we're aliens and shoot us. I guess earthlings can't fly?

I thought Earth would be more cool but so far I've just seen a bunch of dirt.

Love,

Tina