Naruto : We Love Him

Hinata: Sai where are you?

Sai: i'm at the bathroom playing my PsP and now i'm texting you.

Hinata: Come back to class!

Sai: HELL NO! Everyones gonna start laughing again.

Hinata: Well seeing how you've been there for like 17 minutes now, people think that you probably have massive diareah

Sai: Then why go back if they think that? Damn. .

. Some first day i had

Hinata: Well it could've been worse

Sai: HAVING TO SAY THAT I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT? THAT WAS THE WORST!

Hinata:. .

. Well.

. .

Ugh just come back!

Sai: NO!

Sakura: Hi Hinata! What are you doing?

Hinata: Hi! Nothing just at english trying to tell Sai to come back to class

Sakura: Why? Where is he?

Hinata: You do know that Kakashi sensei will question you on why you didn't come back to class!

Sai: That's nice.

Hinata: He just said something and it backfired on him, so now he's in the restroom like a little baby not coming back to class

Sakura: How long ago was all this?

Hinata: like 20 minutes ago. .

.

Sakura: And he's still in their?

Hinata: Yeah! Instead of being a man, he's acting like a girl that just got dumped.

Sakura: He is pretty sensetive for a guy. .

.

Hinata: I guess. .

. Here i'll txt you later.

I'm scared that Kakashi might see me or something.

Sakura: Okay! see you at lunch!

English was finally over. I was about to go look for Sai but Temari said that she would handle him.

I was already finished with English, History, and math, Now thank goodness it was lunch! I saw Kiba and Shikamaru walking together so i made my way up to them.

"Hi Kiba, Hi Shikamaru" i greeted.

"Hey Hinata" Shikamaru yawned. "How was your summer?"

"Ehhh, it was alright. Yours?"

"Relaxing"

"Hey Hinata, have you seen Naruto?" asked Kiba.

"Well i only seen him in homeroom" I replied.

"You have him for homeroom?"

"Yup" i said.

"Don't worry you'll see your boyfriend in lunch" said Shikamaru, making me laugh.

"Why do you say that?" i asked.

"Because He acts as if Naruto some girl that would wonder off with some other guy and-"

"He might get lost you fagg. Thats why i wanna know where he is" said Kiba cutting him off and pushing him playfully.

"He's probably with one of our group people. Why don't we get our food and head up to our spot" i recommended.

They both agreed and we made our way to the cafeteria and outside to walk to our tree. I loved that tree.

It was big and gave shade and also because our table is there. It was big enough to seat a group of 20.

"look there they are," i said.

don't see Naruto though" said Kiba looking around.

"He's over there walking with Shino and Gaara" said Shikamaru.

We walked with our trays to our spot.

"Sup everybody" Greeted Tenten as we all sat down.

We all said our 'Hi's' and began to eat and talk.

"Hey where's Neji?" I asked.

"He decided to read instead of coming to lunch" said Tenten rolling her eyes.

"So how's your day going so far Naruto?" asked Lee.

"It's goin pretty good" he said twisting his pasta around with his fork.

"Who's got Naruto for any classes?" asked Choji.

Everyone raised their hands.

"Damn..So i guess you basically know everyone now huh?" said Sasuke.

"Yeah. Gaara here's been pretty helpful" said Naruto patting Gaara's shoulder while he just devoured his biscuits.

"What do you mean 'helpful'?" said Tenten.

"Helpful as in, helping me what this crazy dude named Jiraiya in our english class."

"Why what did he do?" asked Ino.

"Well he kept going up to Naruto asking him if he was interested in romantic sexual books and all of you and i know what he's talking about right?" said Gaara.

We all nodded. Master Jiraiya would always ask us if we ever heard of his gay book that he wrote. No one knows or has even heard of it. One time he made the whole class read his book last year.

I thought it was the weirdest, disturbing, perverted, nastyest and most REPULSIVE book I have ever read in my whole life! His book made Hanabi's baby books seem more interesting.

"He asked you if you wanted to read it huh?" i said after drinking my Gatorade.

"Yeah! He kept asking and asking and, Ugh! It was embarrassing! Then Gaara was sitting next to me and i guess he noticed me feeling all awkward and i think...Jiraiya is kinda creeped out by Gaara...So he stopped asking me"

"That's the power of Gaara!" laughed Kiba.

"My gangsta eyes can control everybody!" grinned Gaara.

"Hey, where's Temari and Sai?" asked Ino.

"Oh she went to go drag Sai out of the bathroom" i said.

"Why can't she just wait 'till he's done?" asked Lee.

Then i told them what happened during english and Kakashi, and number 2, and how he wouldn't come out and come back when i texted him.

Then everyone just laughed. Except Sakura who already knew the story so she just smiled from seeing everyone else laugh.

"Really?" laughed Kiba.

"Yeah" i blushed. I always turn red when he talks to me or when i answer him. He was just so cute!

''Oh my god that was funny when he said, 'Uhh..I have to take a crap' ,and Kakashi sensei told him to run" giggled Sakura.

"Speaking of crap, it's coming our way" said Shino in disgust.

"Who?" said Naruto confused.

Why hello there Sasuke" greeted Karin along with her to whorey followers.

Sasuke didn't answer her.

"Aww why so mean?" she said walking around our table.

"Go away Karin" said Sasuke a bit annoyed.

"But why?"

"Cause your annoying."

"But i- What might your name be?" said Karin looking at Naruto with those nasty eyes of hers.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki" he smiled.

We all glared at him.