Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Obito: "...and cooperate?"

"What's happening?" Funan asks in surprise: "Didn't you say you want to cooperate?"

Obito took a deep breath and said: "Do you know who I am?"

'What the hell, besides knowing that the Night of Nine Tails started because of me, what else do you know? You don’t know anything, but you actually agreed to cooperate with me? For a strong man like you, you agreed too quickly, which made me panic!'

Funan looked disdainful and said: "Whoever I, Uchiha Madara, want to cooperate with, I don't need to know who he is. Of course, I need to know your name. I can't call you the Masked Man, right? You're pretending to be cool in front of me. You want to dance?"

"...What the hell." Obito took a deep breath to calm himself. “Don’t mention that name!”

Obito gritted his teeth and said: "As for me, you can call me... Tobi!"

Originally, he should call himself Madara Uchiha.

“Tobi?” Funan muttered again, giving a thumbs up, his teeth shining. "Good name!"

“...Don’t use this posture!”

"What the hell, are you so hard to please?" Funan frowned and said: "Not this, not that, who do you think you are? I'm Uchiha Madara, how dare you talk to me like that? Believe it or not, I'll let you continue dancing."

“Hmph, it’s just a Wood Release. Do you think you are Senju Hashirama?”

"Huh?" Funan suddenly thought of something, touched his chin, looked at Obito and said: "Don't say it... it's really possible. First the Sharingan and then the Wood Release. Could it be that you are the union of Senju and Uchiha?"

Obito's expression was indescribably cold and the Mangekyo was spinning in his eye.

“It seems that Senju Hashirama is the only one who knows how...” Funan looked at Obito in shock and said: “Could it be that you are the child of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara?”

Obito took a deep breath and said coldly: "Didn't you just say you were Madara Uchiha?"

“My baby!” Funan opened his arms and rushed towards Obito with tears streaming down his face: “Daddy, I miss you so much.”

“Wood Release: Cutting Technique!”

Obito roared, and countless thin branches shot towards Funan.

Funan was penetrated in an instant.

 [Bang!]

Then a cloud of smoke exploded, and a block of wood appeared.

Body Replacement Technique!

Funan appeared not far away, looking at Obito pitifully: "My baby, how can you be so cruel, comparable to your damn father...uh, mom, uh..."

"I'm so stupid, 'it' back then also stabbed me hard from behind in the Valley of the End."

"Uchiha Funan, do you want to fight to the death?" Obito’s voice was so cold that it seemed as if the earth was frozen.

Funan curled his lips and said: "You still want to cooperate? You can't even make jokes. You are not a person who can achieve great things."

[Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!]

Under Obito's feet, the trees grew steadily. 'I'm going to kill this bastard!'

Funan forms a seal with his hands.

Shadow Clone Technique!

Four clouds of smoke rose around them and four Funan appeared: "Do you want to fight again?"

Obito looked at Funan coldly and said: "Uchiha Funan, don't force me to kill you."

"Do you think you can kill me at any time?" Funan laughed and said, "You just used the time and space ninjutsu, right?"

"Intangibility, teleport and then materialize..."

“So, here’s the question, have you heard of the Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique?”

Obito didn't answer, still staring at Funan coldly. As a member of the Uchiha clan, he is also an expert in Fire Release.

"Looks like you've heard about it!" Funan smiled slightly and said, "It is a C-level ninjutsu that has average power and does not consume much chakra. However, it has an advantage. It has a wide range."

"Tell me, what will happen if these four shadow clones point in all directions and use the Phoenix Sage Fire Technique?"

Obito was silent.

Funan chuckled and said: "Can you use your time and space ninjutsu all the time? Can you stay in the intangible state?"

Obito's eyes were cold. If it was an ordinary C-level ninjutsu, he would naturally not pay attention to it, but the opponent was Bloody Flame Funan.

That blood-colored flame is famous for its extremely high temperature and can even melt steel. With the blessing of the blood flame, C-level ninjutsu will be upgraded to B-level, or even higher.

Even Obito, who had been transformed by Hashirama cells, would never want to try the taste of blood flames.

The other party’s meaning is very clear.

'Your time and space ninjutsu cannot be used all the time. My Phoenix Sage Fire Technique consumes less, so I can use it all the time.'

This does not mean that Funan has defeated Obito. Funan simply told him that he understands his abilities and has prepared corresponding measures.

Phoenix Sage Fire Technique is just one of them. If a fight breaks out, Obito will suffer. At least, Obito didn't know anything about Funan's abilities, except for bloody flames.

“If you think it works, we can try it.”

"Why bother?" Funan showed a bright smile and said, "Don't you and I want to cooperate? Why do we have to continue to confront each other?"

“Humph, that’s the best!” Obito threw a list to Funan.

After Funan took it with his shadow clone, he read it and then released the clone. The clone brought the information to Funan’s body.

“The list of Root members?” Funan smiled and said: "It's amazing, this list is harder to obtain than the ANBU one, right?"

"To me, it's nothing!" Obito said calmly: "This is my sincerity."

“Then what sincerity do I need to pay?”

Obito's body slowly sank into the soil: "That is up to you!"

Funan stared at the place where he disappeared, smiled slightly, turned his head and looked to one side: "Do you like my appearance?"

[Swish!]

Funan disappeared, and when he reappeared, he was holding a pale corpse in his hand.

White Zetsu!

'Although it blends almost perfectly with the surrounding trees, I'm so sorry, I, Funan, can spot you!'

Funan’s golden finger is a God Tree. Although he doesn’t have Wood Release, he has a special sense of trees.

Creatures like White Zetsu that merge with trees and hide in trees are like lights in the dark.

And…

Funan looked at the White Zetsu in his hand, activated his golden finger, and slowly absorbed it. Suddenly, the God Tree began to change.

[Crack! Crack! Crack!]

With a violent trembling, the God Tree in Funan's body seemed to suddenly grow taller.

A cloud of blood mist exploded on the top of the tree, and a new fruit appeared between the two fruits of Eye Techniques and Fire Release.

"As I expected..." A smile appeared on Funan's lips.

White Zetsu's effect on the God Tree is surprisingly good.

The fruit that originally had to absorb the life energy of several Jonin before it could take shape was completed in just one White Zetsu.

Thinking about the Hundred Thousand White Zetsu, Funan felt that the day was not far away when he would step on Uchiha Madara and punch Senju Hashirama.

As for the configuration of this fruit, Funan had already planned it. Sage Mode!

Before, he had considered the Shadow Clone Technique. By raising the level of the cloning technique to the maximum, he could create clones to fight or train in his place.

For example, Naruto in the Naruto Series had a large number of shadow clones during his training, which was simply a bug!

Or even Uchiha Madara, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, by splitting and using the Susanoo on his clones, then beating the five shadows until they doubted their lives.

However, his current clones seemed to not be weak in combat, and as his strength continued to increase, no doubt, the strength of his clones would also increase.

Using a fruit is a waste.

Once configured, the fruit could not be changed.

As for the amount of chakra, with the God Tree, his constitution had also been modified and although it could not be compared to the Uzumaki Clan, it would certainly not be inferior to the Senju Clan.

He also considered the sealing technique.

With the appearance of so many strongmen in the later period who were revived through the Impure World Reincarnation, he could not do without the sealing technique.

However, every time he saw Uchiha Itachi, he thought of the Sword of Totsuka. As for the sealing technique, the Sword of Totsuka's effectiveness was not bad. That was the Sword of Kusanagi that he needed to obtain at all costs. Although he didn't know how Uchiha Itachi obtained it, simply following the same path should be enough. If you can’t get it, then think of other ways.

He also considered the Rinnegan, but at that moment, he realized that the God Tree was not omnipotent.

He can possess the fruit of the Eye Techniques because he himself has the Sharingan. The same goes for Fire Release. What he did not possess, he could not obtain with the fruit.

The fruit's abilities only served to improve, stabilize or perfect what it already had.

Now, his options were limited.

Sage Mode is undoubtedly the strongest and most useful among them. Strength improvement is also the most direct.

As for who he learned Sage Mode from... Haha! Funan smiled slightly.

The fruit setting was completed quickly.

LV-1 (Sage Mode)

“The rest is the ‘nutritional products’ coming to my doorstep.”

“Brother Danzo, don’t let me down!”

Funan looked in the direction indicated by Yashiro's information and headed there.

…

“Lord Evil God!”

“We are your devout believers!”

“Now, we will sacrifice for you!”

In a dark underground place, a group of ragged people were performing strange rituals. They cut their bodies and let the blood flow out.

The blood of dozens of people filled the space with a smell of blood.

The loss of blood made these people dizzy, and their expressions became more and more fanatical. Some people’s wounds have scabbed over and no longer bleed, so they just use their mouths to tear the wounds brutally open again.

As long as they successfully please the Evil God they believe in, they can become official members and achieve happiness.

“Not enough, not enough!” A sharp and evil voice sounded. “These are not enough to satisfy Lord Evil God!”

“Hahaha, you all go to hell, all of you go to hell!”

Cultists dressed in weird clothes appeared all around. They brandished fierce weapons of different shapes of black and red color, and rushed into the crowd, like a meat grinder, setting off a bloody storm.

Blood! Screams! Mutilated limbs! They became the main melody here. This was hell.

The people in ragged clothes are just a group of ordinary people. They are no match for these shinobi. What's more, they didn't intend to resist and allowed these cultists to kill them.

Until death, their faces were full of fanaticism. It was as if what greeted them was not death, but the embrace of God.

When it was all over, the executioners stood silently to the side.

The sound of footsteps came. It was a child, fourteen or fifteen years old, with a smile on his face. Even in the face of hell, he is still smiling.

He inhaled deeply and spoke fanatically: "What a delicious food, what a joyful killing, hahaha, Evil God, Lord Evil God!" The tone at the end became sharp.

“Lord Evil God!” Those people in strange clothes also called out one after another.

This scene made several people standing far away smile with satisfaction.

"Hidan, you are worthy of being chosen by the evil god."

"Yes!"

“He was born entirely for the evil god.”

Several people were talking in low voices, their expressions full of enthusiasm. They were very satisfied with the young man's performance.

At this moment, an angry roar sounded: "Damn, you bunch of bastards, don't you understand the shameful extravagance of your actions?"

[Boom!]

Someone appeared out of nowhere, landing heavily on the ground. He looked at the hell-like scene with a grim expression.

Uchiha Funan!

At this moment, his heart hurts! So many people were killed! They were killed in vain!

If he had killed them himself, absorbing the life energy, he didn't dare say that he would have two high-level fruits, but the newborn Sage Mode Fruit would surely have been improved.

It should be known that Funan only learned a little about Sage Mode through an exchange. He is still waiting for the fruit to reach a higher level. After absorbing it, he will completely control Sage Mode and have natural energy.

At that time, Susanoo had the Sword of Totsuka in one hand, the Yata Mirror in the other, and tattoos on his body. Who dared to mess with him?

So, he traveled quickly and finally arrived at the location of the Evil God Cult given by Yashiro. Who knows, it was still a step too late, and so many people died in vain.

'I knew that you bunch of crazy people would surely waste people's lives, but I never thought that you would do it more than I imagined.'

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