Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

On the battlefield of Kirigakure, the White Zetsu had decided to fight to the death.

They completely ignored their own defense and concentrated all their efforts on attacking.

Faced with this tactic, even the Jonin began to have difficulties.

After launching three consecutive large-scale ninjutsu, Mei was panting slightly as she watched the White Zetsu, who continued to attack frantically. She gritted her teeth and exclaimed in frustration: "What the hell are these things?"

"Mizukage, calm down!" Ebizo appeared in front of Terumi Mei.

"You..."

Mei was a little surprised. She was able to invite these two old men from Suna thanks to Sasori. Who would have thought that this old man would come to help her?

"No need to be surprised." Ebizo sighed and said: "This war will end soon."

Just as Ebizo said, his intervention led to the White Zetsu collapsing.

Within minutes, all of the White Zetsu were eliminated.

However, Mei couldn't feel happy. That battle had been completely absurd from the start.

With a cold gaze filled with killing intent, Mei turned to her subordinates. "Who was the first to attack? Have him step forward!"

Zabuza stepped forward, not to admit guilt, but to explain himself.

"Mizukage-sama, the one who started the attack is already dead."

Mei was silent for a moment, her expression gloomy and uncertain.

She suspected that there was something wrong with this matter.

Both sides were facing each other without attacking, when suddenly, someone on Kiri's side launched several explosive tags, provoking the White Zetsu and unleashing chaos.

This had led to a battle where, although they managed to defeat the enemies, Kirigakure had suffered great losses.

"Alas!" In the end Mei could only let out a deep sigh, then ordered: "Clean up the battlefield, bury the bodies, and move on."

"Yes!"

"Wait!" Mei ordered. "Seal those white bodies, preserve them, do not destroy them."

The Kiri-nin were perplexed but obeyed.

"Understood!"

...

As everyone left, a group of figures emerged from the shadows.

"Beautiful!" Komehi exclaimed excitedly as he looked at Tetsuhi. "Big brother, is that... the strength of your Sharingan?"

"Hehehe." Tetsuhi smiled proudly.

At that moment, Tetsuhi's eyes showed the pattern of the Mangekyo Sharingan.

"But... something doesn't add up." Komehi said doubtfully. "How did you awaken it? The boss said that one can only awaken the Mangekyo after experiencing extreme pain..."

Tetsuhi, Komehi, and Yashiro are die-hard Funan fans, so he doesn't hide many things from them anymore.

As they looked at the corpses of the White Zetsu that the Kiri-nin were helping to collect, Komehi couldn't help but sigh. "I never imagined that you would be able to master a Mangekyo technique similar to the boss's."

"Not even close!" Tetsuhi looked proud. "How could I compare to someone like the leader?"

Komehi looked at him thoughtfully and asked: "Tetsuhi, if the leader asked you to die, what would you do?"

"I will definitely die!" Tetsuhi gave the answer without thinking.

Komehi couldn't help but ask: "Why?"

Tetsuhi seemed confused, and said: "Why? Shouldn't we obey the clan leader's orders unconditionally? The clan leader has never made a mistake."

"Everything he does and every word he says is the truth."

Komehi stared at Tetsuhi blankly.

People say the Uchiha are crazy. This sentence is absolutely true.

Tetsuhi's admiration for Funan has reached this level.

Even after awakening the Mangekyo, his ability turned out to be surprisingly similar to the leader's.

Mental suggestion!

According to Funan, his Mangekyo could induce orders in the subconscious of other people, which would cause certain ideas to become entrenched over time.

And now, Tetsuhi had obtained an identical ability.

In fact, he had been secretly using his power to induce Mei to order the White Zetsu bodies to be gathered and sealed.

In fact, the entire fight between the Kiri-nin and the White Zetsu had been caused by Tetsuhi's ability.

He had left several mental clues in the subconscious of several Kiri-nin to initiate the confrontation.

Thinking of this, Komehi couldn't help but sigh.

A large number of White Zetsu corpses had been sealed into scrolls, including those of Kiri-nin.

Following Mei's orders, all corpses would be preserved in scrolls.

Although the Kiri-nin did not fully understand why, in times of war the Mizukage's words were absolute.

This greatly benefited Funan.

Corpses, after death, lose their vital energy over time.

But by being sealed in scrolls, they could be preserved a little longer.

Finally, after two hours of busy work, all the bodies were packed up.

Tetsuhi waved his hand and said: "Brothers, let's go and get the reward from the Hokage."

"Let's go!"

The Uchiha followed Tetsuhi and returned to the village excitedly.

After the group left, a figure slowly emerged from the ground.

"Tobi, is this really okay?" Zetsu's voice was filled with anger. "Three thousand White Zetsu, did they just die like that? Furthermore, the bodies were carried away by Uchiha Funan."

Obito looked gloomy. "What else? Those more than ten people just now were all elites of Uchiha."

Obito hadn't been worried at first. But who would have thought that one of them had awakened the Mangekyo? Obito almost cursed on the spot.

"Hmph!" Zetsu snorted heavily. There was worry in his eyes. So many corpses of White Zetsu were sent to Funan, who knows if he will research anything.

Obito glanced at him and said lightly: "In the future, be more careful. There are more and more powerful shinobi in this world."

"That Tetsuhi?"

"Yes!" Obito said very aggrievedly: "Just now, he almost found me several times."

... What a waste, Madara is also blind, why did he choose you? Plus, he organized such a big plan around you.

Zetsu remained silent, deep in thought. 'Should I revive Uchiha Madara?'

"Let's go!" Obito turned and left.

"Let's go?"

"Yes!" Obito said with cold eyes. "It's time to hunt the tailed beasts. This time, we won't let the Five-Tails or the Seven-Tails escape."

"Tailed beasts?" Zetsu's eyes lit up, but then he sighed in resignation. "Though… the inside of the Demonic Statue…"

Uchiha Funan, damn it! In reality, only remnants of tailed beast chakra have been sealed into the Ten-Tails' body.

Obito suddenly asked: "Uchiha Funan knows a lot of things. Do you think he can become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki?"

Zetsu was shocked and said flatly: "Impossible. The Ten-Tails' body is in our hands. What's the point of only having the tailed beasts?"

After saying this, Zetsu felt heartache again.

The other part has the tailed beasts, but they only have remnants of chakra.

Damn, what kind of thing is the Ten-Tails that was resurrected like this? No one knows.

Mom, help me!

Zetsu was on the verge of an emotional breakdown.

Obito nodded and said: "You're right. Well, let's go. We can't afford any mistakes with the Five-Tails and the Seven-Tails."

With a gloomy mood, Zetsu and Obito left the place.

…

Meanwhile, Mei had achieved a resounding victory, and the news revitalized the morale of the shinobi alliance forces.

On the other hand, the group led by the Raikage, Onoki and Mifune, continued advancing, going deeper into Amegakure.

No one tried to stop them, except for the constant rain that fell without ceasing, darkening the path ahead and conveying an icy sensation.

It was as if a huge monster was waiting in the shadows, watching them with a sinister gaze, waiting for them to come closer so it could seal their fate.

The team continued to move forward.

After a long journey, they finally saw him.

A young face, sitting on a high platform, looking down, staring coldly at the Shinobi Alliance.

Even though it was only one person, the shinobi of the alliance felt as if they were the ones standing alone against an army.

Those eyes...

The Tsuchikage and the Raikage took a deep breath.

There was no doubt!

The Rinnegan!

"Have you arrived?" Pain's voice echoed calmly. "Welcome to Amegakure."

The Raikage said coldly: "We didn't come to talk. Pain, right? Hand over the Rinnegan and all the Tailed Beasts to us, or else…"

Pain smiled coldly.

...

"These guys should fight, right?" Funan smiled and said: "Fight, kill each other if you want, because…"

"Tetsuhi!"

Funan's tone echoed loudly and the Uchiha instantly straightened up.

It was no wonder: Funan was considered the greatest Uchiha leader in history.

This is the subconscious behavior of every Uchiha. Because Funan had led the Uchiha clan to unprecedented glory.

"Clan leader!" Tetsuhi looked at Funan excitedly.

"Do you know what youth is?"

"Do you know what passion is?"

"Oh, my God!"

Funan shouted intoxicatedly: "Seeing you, my passion also began to surge, this breath of youth really makes people forget everything, I..."

"... Hokage, Guy is not here." Naoto pushed his glasses.

Funan opened his hands and said: "Tetsuhi, congratulations!"

"Thank you, thank you clan leader!"

"Call him Hokage!" Nara Naoto corrected him.

As he is not a member of the Uchiha clan and is a Nara ninja, he has been trying to correct the way the Uchiha clan addresses the Hokage.

This is also a means of self-protection.

He can't let Konoha go from being a world of several clans to a world with only the Uchiha clan.

Nara Naoto simply thinks that this idea is too dangerous.

However, the Uchiha gave Naoto a dissatisfied look.

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