Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Who is he? How did he die?" Funan suddenly asked.

Obito and Pain looked at him at the same time.

There was something strange in Funan's tone.

Funan looked at Obito with a smile, and his eyes were meaningful.

Obito's heart jumped.

Fuck!

He almost forgot that this bastard seemed to know a lot of things!

"Uchiha Funan, what do you mean by this?" Pain's cold voice sounded.

"What?" Funan looked at Pain blankly and said: "I'm asking you a question, why are you asking me?"

"You..."

Pain's eyes seemed to be spitting fire.

Funan still looked at him with a smile.

For Nagato, the most annoying thing about Funan was this.

He knew a lot of things, but he was always unwilling to say it.

After they paid a huge price, Funan would reveal a little bit.

The great hall fell into an uncomfortable silence.

Obito and Pain were deep in thought.

Funan looked at them with a smile, as if he had a plan in mind.

The other members of Akatsuki looked at them with amusement.

Hiruko looked at Funan from time to time.

This guy is the most important part of his plan.

Devouring him was the only way to complete his Chimera Technique.

Funan must be swallowed.

Hiruko's heart burned more and more.

"Alright." Nagato said coldly, looking at Funan. "I'll give you the Two-Tails. You know what I want, right?"

"Of course!" Funan said carelessly. "Isn't it just money? I'll give it to you!"

"Humph!" Pain smiled coldly.

Pain's aura was filled with a dark killing intent.

Funan's words undoubtedly stimulated him.

He was starting to lose control.

Obito frowned slightly, and a wave of uneasiness surged in his heart.

In front of Funan, he always came out on the losing end. He never got what he wanted.

"We'll leave it here for today. In three days, we'll continue sealing the Two-Tails' power."

Funan stepped forward, looked at the kitten curled up in a ball, and smiled.

There was something indescribably... lascivious about that laugh.

Konan couldn't help but frown.

Funan walked over and effortlessly picked up Nii Yugito and walked away.

"How boring!"

Sasori threw down a sentence and said: "We have found the whereabouts of the three-tailed beast and are ready to capture it."

Pain came back to his senses and said in surprise: "Three-tailed beast? Has it been resurrected?"

"Yes, it seems the Three-Tails has been resurrected." Sasori said in his usual hoarse voice. "It is suspected to be in a lake."

Funan, who was about to leave, suddenly stopped as he remembered something and turned around.

He looked at the people present curiously and said: "Is the three-tailed beast a freshwater turtle or a sea turtle?"

Akatsuki: "…"

Pain's cold voice interrupted: "Get the Two-Tails' chakra out as quickly as possible. Don't worry about the rest. Oh, and get the money soon. With that, our operations can move forward."

"Okay!"

Funan nodded and said: "However, the money must be handed over to Konan for safekeeping."

Pain clenched his fists upon hearing this.

This bastard... He always wants Konan to handle the money. According to his logic, when he dies, that money will return to her hands.

"It's okay." Pain replied coldly. "Anything else?"

Funan thought for a moment and then nodded. "No."

Pain was the first to leave.

Little by little, everyone began to leave.

Especially Obito, who directly activated the power of the Mangekyo and disappeared.

When he reappeared, he was in a completely different place.

There were a series of cultivation pods, filled with people floating inside. Beyond them, statues of White Zetsu stood.

One hundred thousand White Zetsu, all here.

Because Funan knew too much, Obito was unsure, and he had transferred the hundred thousand White Zetsu many times.

They were his greatest asset. If something happened to them, he would have nothing left.

From the ground emerged Zetsu, in his combined black and white form.

"Tobi... No, Madara... What do we do now?"

Zetsu was rarely irritable.

It was his bad luck to meet Funan.

For any member of Akatsuki, the mere knowledge of Zetsu's existence filled them with fear, as he could track anyone without being seen.

But with Funan... It was a completely different story!

Every time Funan saw him, it was as if he had found a beautiful maiden. He would rush towards him with enthusiasm.

And then... Zetsu lost contact with his clones.

If it were only that, Zetsu would have let it go. But Funan always caught him without fail.

No matter how many miles away he hid, Funan always managed to find him.

He was just a snack in front of the other party.

"That guy is my nemesis!" Zetsu said angrily.

Obito rolled his eyes.

Your nemesis?

Fuck, he is the evil star in my life!

"Don't panic!"

Obito glared at Black Zetsu and said sinisterly: "The more difficult the enemy is, the more we need to stay calm."

"But, but..." Black Zetsu was anxious and shouted: "The other party is ready to use chakra to replace the tailed beast."

"So what?"

Obito stared at Black Zetsu coldly and said: "Can't we use chakra to activate the Moon Eye Plan? Do we have to use the tailed beast?"

Black Zetsu was stuck.

What should he say?

Whether it is Obito or Uchiha Madara, they all want to become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki and then launch the Moon Eye Plan.

That, Zetsu knew perfectly well.

But... Zetsu had his own hidden plans.

His real goal was to revive his mother and throw himself into her arms.

Could he achieve it with just the beasts' chakra, without having the complete beasts?

Zetsu was unsure.

Obito, this waste, has no temper at all when facing Uchiha Funan, and lets him do whatever he wants.

No!

This can't go on like this.

The revival of his mother could not be taken lightly.

If there was no other option, he would have to revive Madara.

With Uchiha Madara's strength, it is easy to deal with Funan!

Under Madara's control, everything would return to the right course.

Black Zetsu's eyes flashed with coldness.

"What are you thinking about?"

Obito's voice rang in Black Zetsu's ears.

Zetsu kept his face impassive and gritted his teeth. "Uchiha Funan, that bastard, deserves to die. If possible, kill that bastard!"

Obito looked at him deeply and said lightly: "Uchiha Funan must be killed, and the Eye of the Moon Plan must also be implemented."

Black Zetsu said coldly: "At our current power level, we are no match for him. We are just allowing him to control the situation."

"Then improve our strength!"

Obito placed his hand over his left eye.

In that eye, there was an ordinary three-tomoe Sharingan.

His real eye was in Kakashi's hands.

He had never taken it back, and now it seemed that he had no choice but to take it back.

Black Zetsu asked curiously: "Have you decided to take back the eye?"

"Yes!"

Obito said coldly: "We can't let Funan do whatever he wants. I need a stronger power to restrict him."

Black Zetsu looked at Obito and asked: "What if you get two eyes and still can't beat Uchiha Funan?"

Obito looked at him coldly, gritting his teeth. "Why don't you go, then?"

"I'm not good at fighting." Black Zetsu shrugged.

"So what do you suggest I do?"

"What else can we do?" Black Zetsu smiled slightly and said: "If you can't beat him, then find someone who can beat him!"

Someone who can beat Funan...

Obito was silent for a moment.

"Do you want to revive Uchiha Madara?" Obito's voice was emotionless.

Black Zetsu said bluntly: "There is nothing we can do about this. If you can beat Uchiha Funan, I won't say anything, but can you beat him?"

Obito's expression turned even colder, radiating a suffocating feeling.

Black Zetsu remained calm and watched him silently.

"Let's talk about it later." Obito finally spoke, and said coldly: "At the right opportunity, I will revive Uchiha Madara."

Black Zetsu did not insist or make the situation any more tense. He had gotten the answer he wanted, and that was enough. He knew that Obito, on his own, would never be a match for Uchiha Funan. Madara's resurrection would be inevitable.

"We have to be careful about Nagato too."

Black Zetsu sighed and said: "Obviously, Nagato has also begun to get out of our control, which is bad enough."

He was a little speechless.

How come all the bad things happened at the same time?

Obito was annoyed, and his eyes showed bloodthirsty murderous intent.

It was all Uchiha Funan's fault.

This bastard... he's destined to ruin my life. I must kill him as soon as possible, or I won't be able to accomplish anything.

Suddenly, Obito thought of someone: Danzo.

If one person couldn't beat Funan, then gather a few more.

Danzo was also a good helper.

Thinking of this, Obito looked at White Zetsu and said: "Find Danzo's whereabouts immediately."

"Yes!" White Zetsu didn't say much and slowly sank into the ground.

Black Zetsu nodded silently.

Gather all the people who were enemies of Uchiha Funan and deal with Funan together?

This is possible.

Even if it fails, it can find enough trouble for Funan.

…

Funan hugged the soft kitten and walked on the way to his room with a smile.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of him, staring at him coldly.

Funan seemed not to see it, and simply bypassed this person and continued to move forward.

"Uchiha Funan!!!"

The man couldn't help but roar.

"What are you doing, Nagato!" Funan said dissatisfiedly: "Are you too idle? Go away, you are idle, but I am not. I still have a lot of things to do, and I don't have time to accompany you. If you are really bored, then go and entertain yourself."

"Believe me, when your five fingers are flexible enough, you can bring yourself happiness."

Nagato said coldly: "I have a few questions to ask you."

"I don't know anything."

"I haven't asked you yet!"

"It doesn't matter, I won't know." Funan answered without hesitation.

He had already told him all he could without altering the main course of events. If he revealed more, things might deviate too much from what was supposed to happen according to the original story.

Uchiha Madara has left so many tricks. If he doesn't follow the original, how can he deal with it?

Black Zetsu who knows how many tricks he has.

For his own survival, and to facilitate his plan, Funan decided to remain silent.

Nagato controlled Yahiko's body and slowly floated up.

"Uchiha Funan, I am not negotiating with you."

Funan sighed helplessly and said: "Nagato, I have more important things to do today. I don't want to fight with you, so can you please get out of the way?"

Nagato ignored him, but his expression became more and more stern.

Funan sighed helplessly and left there in an instant.

Pain quickly followed. But soon, his eyebrows furrowed as he sensed that Konan had found his real body and was moving it rapidly. That wasn't what was bothering him; what worried him was that one of Funan's clones was leading them.

Pain muttered to himself: "Funan, do you really want to fight me seriously?"

They had fought several times, but never seriously. If they did it now, they could end up destroying all of Amegakure.

Now, it seems that they are going to get serious.

The few of them came to a quiet forest one after another.

Funan stood in front.

Six paths of Pain appeared at the same time, standing in front of Funan.

Behind them, Funan's clone guided Konan and Nagato, who, sitting in his wheelchair, observed the place attentively.

Sitting in his wheelchair, Nagato looked around, his expression serious. "Funan, it seems that you also wanted to confront me. Is that why you chose this place?"

This is a quiet and deserted forest.

"Isn't that what you wanted?" Funan replied indifferently. "Are you ready?"

"Of course." Nagato smiled. "You brought my body here with your clone. Isn't that an invitation for a fair fight?"

"No, you are wrong."

Funan suddenly looked at Nagato strangely and said: "I didn't bring you here for that."

"You..."

Nagato suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, as if something terrible was going to happen.

The next moment, Funan's clone kicked out and sent Nagato flying out of his wheelchair.

"Who the hell told you my clone was only here to bring you back?"

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