Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Is it Orochimaru?" Onoki chuckled and looked at Funan and said: "Another Konoha ninja? Why are there so many missing-nin in Konoha?"

[Boom!]

Another loud bang resounded.

A large white bird ascended into the sky, and a figure could clearly be seen above it, constantly throwing small birds towards the ground.

Each small bird would explode violently when it came into contact with the enemy.

Onoki's ridicule solidified on his face.

Funan, who was about to answer him, laughed. "Orochimaru has already been declared a missing-nin by Konoha, but that white bird... hehe, it seems to be your disciple, Deidara, right, Tsuchikage? Does he count as a missing-nin too?"

Onoki had a gloomy face and did not speak, but he was confused in his mind.

Funan was also confused and found Konan through the ring.

"It has nothing to do with us. It should be the private behavior of Deidara and Orochimaru." Konan's voice echoed in Funan's mind. "Be careful, Orochimaru has betrayed Akatsuki. I don't know how Deidara got mixed up with him. I don't know if there are other people."

Funan thought silently.

Although the members of Akatsuki obey Pain, they don't obey him completely.

After all, they are a group of traitors, and Pain will not think that these people are loyal to him.

Apart from anything else, Funan will fight with him when he meets him, and loyalty is irrelevant.

Therefore, as long as he completes the tasks he arranges, Pain will not bother to care about the rest of the time.

Therefore, the members of Akatsuki have quite a lot of free time.

Deidara is here, where is Sasori?

"Humph!" Raikage snorted coldly and glanced at the two. There was an unconcealable pride in his eyes.

In this regard, Kumogakure is the most qualified to look down on other shinobi villages.

All ninja villages have traitors, only Kumogakure has a very low number of traitors.

Funan can only curse in his mind: 'Damn Danzo!'

[Boom! Boom!]

The sound of explosions echoed throughout Kumogakure.

Raikage's expression turned even more gloomy.

"Raikage, you should be busy." Funan said with a smile. "We don't need you to accompany us."

The Raikage glanced at him, unwilling to answer.

Kumogakure is in chaos, who knows if you'll take advantage of it to do something?

You bastards, none of you are good!

Especially you, Uchiha Funan, who is notoriously dishonest!

"Yahoo!"

"You little snake, don't be arrogant, Bakayaro!"

The voice of rap sounded.

The Raikage breathed a sigh of relief.

A low roar resounded, and the Eight-Tails' gigantic body appeared in everyone's sight, delivering a punch that stunned the giant snake.

Then he pounced on it and subdued the giant snake in an instant.

Onoki stared at the Eight-Tails with a strong fear in his eyes. His fingers moved subconsciously.

Should I…finish him?

At that moment, a cold gaze fell upon him.

The Raikage stared at Onoki with cold eyes.

Onoki smiled slightly and continued to stare at the Eight-Tails, ignoring the warning of the Raikage.

[Boom! Boom! Boom!]

Another series of explosions.

"Raikage-sama!" A shinobi ran over, knelt on one knee, and said: "A large number of enemies invaded, and the east and north gates were attacked."

"Do you know who they are?"

"Not sure, they are all disguised."

"Forget it!" The Raikage said coldly: "Catch them if you can and kill them all if you can't."

"Yes!" The shinobi left instantly.

"It seems that the other party has made a lot of preparations!" Funan said with a smile. "Raikage-sama, is it really okay for you not to leave?"

"Hokage, you seem to want me to leave?"

"Yes." Funan said frankly. "It's just too boring to sit here. I think interesting things will happen after the Raikage leaves. Don't worry about me. As long as no one comes to trouble me, I will sit here without moving."

"Because..."

"You, the Raikage, can't stop me from doing anything."

Faced with these plain but extremely arrogant words, the Raikage did not refute, but thought seriously.

He really couldn't beat Funan, and it didn't make much sense to stay here.

But what about others?

He always felt that if he left, something might go wrong.

"I can't stop you, but I'd like to try!"

Raikage still has confidence that he can stop others, though not Funan.

"Okay!" Funan shrugged, took the telescope Yashiro handed him, and began to look into the distance.

The sound of explosions continued.

Similarly, many powerful shinobi emerged.

They fought with the invaders and killed them.

There were also strong invaders, but compared with the Kumogakure shinobi, they were still far behind.

"Yahoo!"

Killer Bee let out a strange cry, sending the giant snake flying into the air, then he prepared the Tailed Beast Ball and aimed it at the giant snake in the sky.

At that moment, a ray of purple light pierced through the Eight-Tails' body.

"Roar!"

The Eight-Tails roared in pain.

"Huh?" The Raikage's face changed slightly.

"It hurts!" Killer Bee roared in fury and punched the ground hard.

[Swish!]

A figure rushed out quickly and avoided Killer Bee's attack.

The Eight-Tails' eight tails quickly headed towards that figure.

[Swoosh!]

At that moment, a white bird launched itself towards him, crashing into the Eight-Tails and exploding.

The Eight-Tails roared and right after the explosion, the mysterious figure that pierced through the Eight-Tails' body released another ray of purple light.

This time, the Eight-Tails had been prepared and immediately avoided the attack.

"Kill!"

"Kill!"

Seeing this, the Kumo shinobi rushed over to help.

"Summoning Technique!"

A slightly hoarse voice sounded.

Immediately afterwards, another huge snake appeared, which was even more powerful than the previous one.

Moreover, it seemed to have lost its mind. It immediately started to attack regardless of everything as soon as it appeared, and its state was extremely ferocious.

With their unbridled attack, the Kumo shinobi were unable to get close in a short time.

At the same time, Deidara quickly summoned several white birds, which headed towards the Eight-Tails. On the other hand, the mysterious figure also released purple rays towards the Eight-Tails.

Both displayed impressive power; even the Eight-Tails found it difficult to hold out for long.

...

"How interesting!" Funan smiled slightly.

The person emitting a purple glow seemed to be Sasori.

This could be deduced from Pakura's unusual expression.

As for the crazy snake, it is probably a special species cultivated by Orochimaru.

It has completely lost consciousness and can only kill.

"What's interesting? Is it me?" An irritated voice echoed.

Several eyes stared at Funan with disdain.

Funan calmly put away the telescope that was pointed at Terumi Mei and Pakura.

"It's nothing, I was just admiring a beautiful landscape."

Mei and Pakura blushed and glared at Funan.

The others were speechless.

"Such beautiful skin, such a pretty body! Those bright, clear eyes, that little nose, hmm, everything is fine, just like a little fairy."

Funan muttered.

Mei and Pakura blushed again.

A roar filled with fury resounded.

Everyone looked over quickly.

One of the Eight-Tails' tentacles was cut off by a high-pressure water jet.

Seeing that stream of water, Funan confirmed that the figure was Sasori.

"Bee!" The Raikage couldn't help but stand up.

The Tsuchikage smiled and said: "Raikage, you should go. There is no point in you sitting here."

Electric snakes kept flashing on the body of the Raikage, and the ground under his feet was full of cracks. But after a moment he still suppressed his anger.

"Haha!" The Tsuchikage laughed and said: "You're still not going? Raikage, if you don't go now, your brother might be dead. That snake is Konoha's Orochimaru's summoning beast, and he hasn't made a move yet. If I recall correctly, the previous generation of Eight-Tails Jinchuriki died at the hands of Orochimaru."

The Raikage turned his head sharply, stared at the Tsuchikage, and said coldly: "Tsuchikage, you know a lot, huh?"

"Tsuchikage..." Funan said: "Orochimaru is not Konoha's Orochimaru, he is the missing-nin Orochimaru. The Third Hokage is personally hunting him down. You have such detailed news, how do you know that giant snake is Orochimaru's and you don't know this?"

"It's no fun to push these onto Konoha."

"I'm just telling the truth." Onoki sneered, and said: "What? Hokage, you don't even let people talk?"

Funan smiled slightly, pointed to the white giant bird, and said: "Your disciple is over there, solve your problems before making fun of others. Orochimaru's situation has nothing to do with me. Whether he's a traitor or Konoha's, it's the Third Hokage's business. And your disciple?"

Onoki's face darkened.

Funan looked at Onoki with interest and said: "If we can't solve this, how about I take out Sarutobi Hiruzen and chop him into pieces? And you? Are you going to bury yourself? I dare, and you?"

"Reckless boy, you speak very harshly." Onoki glared at Funan with a gloomy face.

"Look, look." Funan spread his hands and said: "You can't argue anymore, are you ready to bite people?"

"Enough!" The Raikage's deep voice echoed. He looked at the two of them and said in a cold voice: "Whoever provokes a fight at this time will be my enemy."

An incredibly powerful aura emanated from him.

Everyone present felt an oppressive pressure.

They could clearly sense the determination in the Raikage's presence.

"Hmph!" Onoki snorted in disdain, not saying anything else, simply watching Funan with a cold expression.

Funan raised two middle fingers and crossed them in front of his chest.

This scene made many people frown.

The veins on Yashiro's forehead were throbbing.

Funan didn't care about it at all, with a disdainful expression.

Onoki was so irritated that his fury was palpable.

Funan's expression was really asking for a beating.

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