Naruto: The Boogie Woogie Shinobi

"Boogie Woogie," Raiden muttered under his breath, the words rolling off his tongue like a bad punchline. He sighed, leaning back and running a hand through his dark hair. "Of all the insane, world-breaking powers I could've gotten, I get … clapping. Freaking clapping."

God, still looking like Morgan Freeman with a satisfied smirk, sat across from him, sipping a cup of tea that materialized from nowhere. "You sound disappointed, Raiden."

Raiden shot him a glare. "I don't sound disappointed. I AM disappointed. You could've given me Gojo's Infinity. Do you have any idea how untouchable I'd be? Or Sukuna's Cleave? I could've sliced through mountains! But no—clap, clap, switch places. That's what I get."

God chuckled, his deep, velvety laugh filling the void. "Oh, Raiden. You underestimate the potential of Boogie Woogie. It's not just clapping and switching places. It's a tool, a weapon, and with the right creativity, it could make you a force to be reckoned with."

Raiden tilted his head. "A force to be reckoned with? Sounds like a sales pitch. I didn't exactly buy a timeshare here, Big Guy."

Ignoring the sarcasm, God leaned forward. "Think about it. In the Naruto universe, the ability to instantly switch places with someone or something is rare. Sasuke's Rinnegan allows him to perform a similar technique, and it's considered one of the most powerful dojutsu abilities. Your Boogie Woogie will work the same way but with a twist—no eyes required. Just your hands."

Raiden sat up straighter, narrowing his eyes. "Wait. You're saying I'll basically have Sasuke's swap ability … with a clap?"

"Exactly," God said, nodding. "But that's just the beginning. Let's expand on it, shall we? If you infuse your chakra into an object, you can mark it, similar to Minato's Flying Raijin technique. Once marked, you can clap and switch places with it anytime. Think about the possibilities: shuriken, kunai, even people. It's a tool of both strategy and destruction."

Raiden blinked, the wheels in his head starting to turn. "So … I could throw a kunai, clap, and appear behind my opponent for a sneak attack? Or mark a stone and use it to escape if I'm pinned down?"

God grinned. "Now you're getting it. And that's just scratching the surface. This isn't some one-note ability. In the Naruto world, Boogie Woogie will function like a kekkei genkai—a unique, innate ability tied to your chakra. No one else will be able to use it, and like any kekkei genkai, it has room to grow. It's up to you to push it to its limits."

Raiden leaned forward, his interest fully piqued now. "Push it to its limits, huh? What limits?"

God gestured with his hand, and a holographic image of Aoi Todo from Jujutsu Kaisen appeared beside him, clapping his hands and swapping places with an opponent. "Take Todo, for example. His Boogie Woogie was powerful, but he only used the basics. Swapping places mid-battle, catching opponents off guard, creating openings. All great techniques, but do you know what he didn't do?"

Raiden raised an eyebrow. "What?"

God smirked. "Expand. Imagine if he had mastered the ability to simultaneously mark dozens of objects or people. Imagine clapping with one hand to teleport objects and the other to teleport himself. Imagine swapping the positions of entire groups of enemies in the blink of an eye. Todo was strong, but he never explored the full potential of Boogie Woogie because, well … he was content with the basics. You, however, have no such excuse."

Raiden scratched his chin, his mind racing with ideas. "So, what you're saying is, with enough practice, I could be switching places with multiple targets, objects, and even myself without breaking a sweat?"

"Exactly," God said, leaning back in his chair. "And here's the fun part: the basic knowledge of how to use the technique will be downloaded into your mind when you reincarnate. You'll know how to perform Boogie Woogie instinctively. But mastering it? That's all on you."

'He is not wrong. I would have Sasuke's Rinnegan ability with much less chakra consumption. The only thing would be that instead of looking at my opponent, I would have to clap. I would also be able to switch places with jutsus too. Not to mention that I would also be able to use it like flying Raijin. That's two of the very limited space time ninjutsus that can be performed in Naruto-verse.' Raiden thought

Raiden smirked, his confidence returning. "Alright, fine. I'll admit it's better than I thought. Not Infinity levels of OP, but still pretty badass."

God raised a finger, his grin widening. "One more thing. Since you've been such a good listener, I'll throw in a small boon as a bonus. Nothing big, but something that will help you greatly in the long run."

Raiden perked up. "What kind of boon?"

God sipped his tea, clearly enjoying Raiden's anticipation. "You'll find out soon enough. Let's just say it'll make your ability a little more stronger. It's not like another ability. It's something one in fifty shinobi generally has or develops."

Raiden narrowed his eyes. "That's cryptic as hell."

"Of course," God said, his grin never faltering.

Before Raiden could ask for more details, the glowing platform beneath him began to dissolve, the edges fading into white light. The sensation of weightlessness returned, and Raiden realized he was being sent off.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Raiden shouted, his voice echoing. "What's the boon? How am I supposed to start training with freaking Boogie Woogie if I can't even walk yet? I'm gonna be a baby, aren't I?"

God stood, raising a hand in farewell. His amused smile was the last thing Raiden saw before everything went white.

"Last piece of advice," God said, his voice echoing in the void. "Start training your body as soon as you stop pooping in your diapers."

Raiden's scream of frustration was cut off as he was pulled into the swirling light, leaving God alone in the endless white expanse.

The divine being chuckled, shaking his head. "I'm going to enjoy watching this one. Boogie Woogie in the Naruto world … this is going to be fun."

And with that, God turned away, the platform vanishing into the light as he prepared for his next source of entertainment.