Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

There is no mistaking it at all.

Listening to Nyan Taro constantly talking about this place where ninja cats gather.

Shizuku thought it was because she was thinking crookedly and needed to face the wall and think about it.

However, when she saw the street market illuminated by lanterns.

A group of cats walked on the street like people.

There are all kinds of sexy female cats in clothes standing beside her.

Only then did I know that the flower street here is the kind of flower street she wanted.

Like a high-rise pavilion in a retro building, the paper door is brightly lit.

Among the lively and flowing cats.

It is filled with all kinds of ambiguous words that can't be typed, such as meow meow and meow in spring.

Shizuku couldn't help looking at Nyotaro with disdain.

Meowtaro's hair exploded.

He squinted and said that he only came once a month.

Shizuku let out a voice and felt even more contemptuous.

"No princess SAMA! You listen to my explanation!"

Nyotaro jumped in front of the girl and anxiously stretched out his paws and gestured.

"I'm here to collect the materials my mother-in-law needs."

"That unscrupulous businessman lives next door to this street."

"Passing through here is the closest way."

"We don't have time to stop and look at the beautiful female cats on the street."

"You can also apply for a discount card..."

Meowtaro hurriedly covered his mouth, and hurried forward.

"Sa~Princess SAMA, come with me."

Hearing what it said, Shizuku remembered.

That unscrupulous businessman took the initiative to sell the sacred tree branches to Granny Cat, so she must know something.

Shizuku is very interested in meeting it now.

The cat's head is moving, and Shizuku, who has finally become taller, is especially eye-catching among them.

A group of cats whispered to each other and pointed at Shizuku.

Shizuku looked down the side alley and saw several cats that were gradually getting bigger.

Yes, progressively bigger.

Some were almost half as tall as Shizuku.

With the deepening of Huajie, there are more and more cats of this kind.

In addition to the vest, they all put on pants.

If it weren't for the fact that Meowtaro next to him was still small.

Shizuku wondered if she had become smaller.

"Niaotaro, why are the cats here so big?"

Shizuku couldn't help asking.

"They are the cats over there in the empty prison."

"Everything is big over there."

"Is that black-hearted businessman also from the Empty Hell?"

"Yes, Princess SAMA."

"Oh……"

From here, things get weird.

Significantly larger scenes.

Shizuku followed Nyotaro down a step and passed through the area where Hanamachi was.

The surrounding light suddenly brightened.

A pointing sign named Baiting appeared in front of him.

This looks like a food street.

The whole street is full of shops of all sizes.

Signs of fish and clean meat were hung on the shop curtains.

Meowtaro ran into a house in a flash.

Not long after, he ran out with a piece of lean meat in his mouth.

Putting it on the ground, Meowtaro licked his saliva.

"Sa~Princess SAMA, please enjoy."

"It's delicious. The meat here is the top-quality tenderloin that cats love most."

"You can't buy it with money outside."

Well, red with white, plump and delicious, looks very delicious.

But Shizuku wouldn't touch anything here.

"You eat, I'm not hungry."

"Niaotaro, how long will it take to reach the black-hearted businessman?"

Suppress the greedy impulse of the feline part of your heart.

Instead of watching Nyotaro enjoying the bite, Shizuku asked casually.

"Just across the street."

Meowtaro licked his paws after biting.

"This way, Princess SAMA. Come here."

Nyantaro ran to one side, and Shizuku quickly followed.

Taodang shop
Shizuku was speechless when she saw Nyantaro trading goods with the giant fat cat in front of her.

This is the so-called black-hearted businessman.

Standing on two feet like a human being, she is taller than her.

A fat face with white and orange, white gloves.

The main thing is that the whole body is wrapped in a human kimono.

With a bloated belly, it looks like walking is strenuous.

It has been staring at Shizuku since the transaction started.

Nyotaro poured all kinds of gems from his pockets so high that he piled up a hill.

The big fat cat clattered and dragged them all to the wooden box under the counter.

Then he took out a paper bag from his pocket and threw it in front of Nyotaro.

At first, Meowtaro was still in a mood to slowly pack up.

But with the opening of one layer, there is another layer, and after one layer, another layer of paper.

The irritable Meowtaro went straight to his paws.

Among the flying confetti, Nyotaro picked out a pitifully small root.

"Fat old man, you are not kind, the thousand thorn vines have become shorter again!"

Meowtaro yelled angrily.

"Hey! Don't ignore me."

The unscrupulous businessman rubbed his paws and approached Shizuku without paying any attention.

"Ah~ what do you call the beautiful princess, my cat-human Yae."

"The shopkeeper of the empty prison herbal medicine merchant."

"It's a great honor to meet Her Royal Highness!"

Cat people?
Shizuku heard interesting words.

"A2, check the cat people."

"learn."

"Report: The product born from the empty prison."

"Get out of the category of ninja cats, and gradually evolve to a more advanced human form."

"It has a similar aesthetic to humans."

"In its eyes, the host is the final evolutionary form of the cat-human race, the most perfect existence."

"Conspiracy against the host."

perfect?Human aesthetics?
Shizuku seemed to hear something extraordinary.

"A2, is this also something made by the roots of the sacred tree?"

"Report: Unknown."

"Preliminary analysis of the birth of the cat-human race is similar to the way the mother drives the evolution of the individual."

"The degree of evolution of the cat-human individual is directly affected by the mother."

"Matrix? Does something 'artificially' create this species?"

"Yes."

What is the reason.

evolution?Also set the cat girl as the ultimate goal of evolution?
Then she didn't hesitate to start the layout from her cheap mother's generation, and even the cat mother-in-law was unintentionally at the mercy of it.

Just to wait for me to come down?

Shizuku was completely sure that the so-called cat fairy with predictive ability had bad intentions.

Shizuku looked coldly at the pretentious big fat cat, it was clearly a cat but looked human.

Suddenly there was a sense of cognitive fear.

"Nai~ Who asked you to sell this thing to the cat mother-in-law."

Shizuku didn't go around in circles with the other party, and asked straight to the point.

The big fat cat was taken aback for a moment, and its hairy face without laughing muscles was weirdly grinning, and it was actually smiling like a human being.

"Oh~~Your Highness, do you mean the Thousand Thorns Vine?"

"It was the patriarch who asked me to sell it to that old woman."

"But speaking of it, that old woman is not our cat family, but she wants to be equal to us!"

"It's ugly to wear cat ears when you're old."

"You are so beautiful like a princess! You are so beautiful!"

As the big fat cat spoke, it breathed rapidly, and its green pupils stared straight at the girl.

The bloated body leaned over and cast a large shadow over Shizuku.

In silence, the big fat cat's outstretched claws broke apart and exploded into powder before touching the girl.

The big fat cat fell backwards, and before it screamed, the cat's claws grew together with the counter beside it.

? ?
The big fat cat's hair exploded when it woke up.

"Take me to meet your patriarch."

As Shizuku said, she saw the big fat cat scratching for a while, and then gnawed off the corner of the table.

"Of course, I'll take you there if you don't tell me, follow me."

Dragging half of its claws that grew into the wood, the big fat cat turned to look at the girl, and became much more honest.

"Princess SAMA, do you want to go with it?"

Meowtaro said at this time.

"Well, you go back. It's not very good for cats there."

"If you don't want to be like him, go back."

Meowtaro hesitated.

"But mother-in-law asked me to protect you."

"I'll be fine. Didn't my mother-in-law say to let me in?"

"Bring this back and help me make cat tea."

"Oh, princess SAMA, be careful. I'm going back."

After dismissing Nyantaro, Shizuku walked into the alley and saw the big fat cat waiting for her.

Seeing Shizuku approaching, the big fat cat smiled and said nothing.

One person and one cat walked along the stone brick road on the hatchback, and a cool river flowed in the ditch in the middle.

While walking across a bridge, Shizuku saw a group of patrolling guards.

These cats are almost the same size as normal adults.

The strange thing is that it still holds a spear in its claws and wears armor on its body.

"Guards! Here! Here is a bride dedicated to the Demon King!"

The big fat cat arched its back and broke its clothes, ran to the side of the guard and yelled.

However, it was the cat leader who greeted him with a spear handle.

The big fat cat rolled to the ground dripping with blood from the poke, and its hair was all wet.

But the leader of the cat was unwilling to let go, and several guards surrounded him and "punched and kicked" it.

"Atavistic trash!"

"In vain, you still dare to call yourself a cat-human race."

"Have you forgotten the teachings of the Demon King!"

Shizuku watched this scene with cold eyes until the big fat cat was dying.

The cat leader had had enough of being aggressive, so he turned his head and faced Shizuku.

Immediately, all the cats, including the guards, meowed in amazement.

"My God! This is a blessing!"

"Quick! Capture her and present her to Lord Demon King!"

"It's perfect! The perfect bride!"

"Master Demon King will definitely reward me!"

The cat leader roared, and several cats who walked on two legs as tall as a man surrounded Shizuku.

But they didn't make a move on Shizuku, but one of them ran back to report.

Not long after, a few palace cats wearing court attire and hats came running over with a luxurious square seat on their shoulders.

Welcome Shizuku to the square seat, and then a bunch of Lile cats ran over and stood in a square team.

A flurry of Chuicui Dada began to march on the King's Road.

The nearby 'residents' heard the movement, and poked their heads out of the stone houses one by one.

Seeing the cat girl Shizuku who was kneeling on the square chair lifted high by the palace cat, she immediately shouted excitedly.

They rushed out of the house and flocked to the avenue, and soon the King's Row was crowded with all kinds of humanoid cats in clothes.

The 'crowd of people' was divided into two rows, and all the cat people who chanted Shizuku as the devil's bride bowed down one after another.

Shizuku flattened the plane's ears, curled its tail in front of her body, and raised a big question mark on her head?

If it wasn't for Fei Xiang Liuli who told her to stand still and find out the devil behind the scenes.

She had already put down those guard cats who were becoming more and more human-like.

Shizuku was invited by the court cat into a tall palace piled up with bluestones amidst the roar of mountains and tsunami.

Looking at this increasingly outrageous western architecture, Shizuku felt a sense of absurdity in his heart.

But even more outrageous is yet to come.

The palace lady cat brought some stewed dead mice for her to taste.

After being overthrown by Shizuku, several court ladies were executed by the guards on the spot.

Shizuku looked at this scene with some fury.

Several senior-looking maids led her into the side hall to change clothes.

These cats have outrageously grown human-like five fingers, but with long fluff.

Shizuku was changed into a fluffy white lace dress by several cats.

There are two bright red bows on the pink left cat ears and tail respectively.

Shizuku resisted the urge to tear off the burden.

Then the prime minister Mao came over and announced the status of the cat girl Shizuku as the princess.

In the wafting of petals in large ribbons.

Several maid cats carried Shizuku's long skirt and sent her into a luxurious golden cage.

That's right, it's a birdcage similar to that used to raise canaries, with a layer of tulle around the cage posts.

A group of guards carried Shizuku to a wide platform on the highest floor of the palace amidst the ceremonial cat blowing and beating.

All the cats bowed to Shizuku again and again, said some congratulations and left.

Shizuku watched the cats play in silence, which gave her the feeling that some kind of ceremony was being held.

After a while the ground began to tremble.

A huge black and blue monster climbed the palace like a gecko, twisting its body and showing its head.

Huh~ Exhale and roll, the tulle blows and rustles.

Shizuku looked up, and saw a ferocious head approaching, and could vaguely tell it was a cat-shaped head.

When the eyes met, the monster let out a roar of excitement, and the thick six tails behind it stood up and waved.

"Are you the Cat Demon King?"

"The mother body of the cat people?"

"The cat fairy with predictive ability?"

"Starting from my cheap mother, is it counting on me?"

"Doing all this to devour me?"

"It doesn't look good..."

As Shizuku said, before the monster's criss-crossed sharp teeth bit her, she jumped up in an instant.

Lifting the fluffy skirt, Shizuku the catgirl aimed at the monster's head and flew out.