Naruto: Teach Me How to Love You

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Yukio didn't bother to save his landing. He can't be bothered to.

He used chakra enhancement to protect his head from damage as he landed on the ground on his head.

And then now on the ground with his back on it.

"I think the ground is more comfortable for me, I would like to be here only," Yukio said while looking at the stars.

"Hmm, really? Maybe we should adjust the roof of our tent, so we could see the stars," Miyuki landed beside him and looked at the sky.

The evening was over, and the night was here.

"Hmm, I am too lazy to move now. I am good here; I could also detect if somebody tries to hide in the ground," Yukio rolled his eyes.

"Hmm, you do know that excuse is lame. We do have superior sensing techniques, ahem, I mean you have a superior sensing technique," Miyuki wryly said.

Every time she thinks about her sensing ability, she recalls that scene.

Yukio didn't bother to comfort her despite being able to tell what she was thinking.

A moment later, Miyuki said, "So, like I was saying, we are going to the Land of Hot Springs soon."

Miyuki can't really hold feelings of regret for long; she can't really hate herself for long.

So, she can easily move on.

"We were? Cool, why not? We will after this mission, I guess," Yukio agreed readily.

"Hmm, Ni-chan, why are you on the ground?" Itachi came after setting up the tent.

Yumi had already retired for the day.

She would rather sleep early than hear Yukio's words get under her skin.

Yukio is very good at doing that without even consciously trying.

"Your sensei pushed me off the branch; I don't want to get up now," Yukio whined like a child.

Miyuki's eyes twitched.

'How can an elite Jounin fall?... don't tell me that instead of a fall, she threw him from the branch at very high speeds,' Itachi concluded.

He wondered how the sound of such a high-speed manoeuvre didn't come or they didn't witness it but then blamed it on seals.

Both were seal masters; they had the capabilities to do that.

"Anyway, I will also retire for the day; we will leave tomorrow morning, right?" On Miyuki's nod, Itachi also left and settled in his tent.

"Anyway, like I was saying, anybody could am—" Yukio was dragged on the floor like a ragdoll.

Miyuki dragged him to the tent; she didn't want to deal with Yukio's indirect temper tantrum. The guy was too unpredictable in that aspect.

Who knows how long he will decide to stay there just to show his pettiness?

"This is definitely considered domestic abuse or something along those lines. I will go to court," Yukio whined.

"Duh, we are not married yet. Plus, I don't think court applies to Elite Jounins like us; Hokage would be the one to directly listen to matters involving conflicts for Elite Jounin and above," Miyuki summoned a tent and entered with Yukio being dragged.

"I will make a fixing with the old man," Miyuki formed two clones: one going out to secure the boundary and other two's tents by making seals, the other forming seals inside the tent.

"The poor clone had to do your work, I pity her," Yukio shook his head.

"The clone's memories would soon come to me, so I will technically become the clone, so you can always comfort me," Miyuki smirked.

"On second thought, I am good," Yukio changed his words, who knows what Miyuki will ask of him to comfort her.

Plus, Miyuki doesn't really need to be comforted in almost all situations.

It's Yukio who needs to be comforted when we talk about comfort.

Then again, he won't let it show that easily about his emotions.

"Do you want to sleep on the ground or on the bed?" Miyuki asked.

"I think the ground is fine," Yukio said while weaving hand seals and letting his one hand go back such that its palm touched the ground.

The pebbles in the tent went into the ground, the ground became a bit softened, and some of the grass was also sent to the ground.

At the moment, the tent's roof was see-through for them due to one seal being used, so they could see the stars.

"Fine," Miyuki joined beside him on the ground.

"How's life on the ground?"

"What are you even saying?" Miyuki blinked.

It went beyond her understanding of what he was saying.

"You were not on the ground, now you are, how do you feel?" Yukio sighed and explained.

The joke isn't funny when you have to explain it.

"Oh, it's not that bad, maybe it could become more exciting depending on you," Miyuki grinned.

"Nah, I think life on the ground doesn't need to be exciting."

"Well, not for today," Miyuki shook her head and then looked at the stars.

Miyuki's clone was done and dispelled itself.

Yukio could feel the chakra coming to Miyuki from the shadow clone, so he was also indirectly notified about that.

"We could still cuddle, you know," Miyuki didn't wait for his answer and got on top of him.

"Sure, I guess, but you can't seduce me just because you thought this position would make me horny," Yukio hugged Miyuki while he was facing the roof and Miyuki the ground, the latter on top of the former.

"Time will tell," Miyuki teasingly said.

And so the time passed.

Unfortunately for Miyuki, Yukio didn't budge, and the night was only for cuddles.

The morning came, or more specifically, around 5 am.

They had gone to sleep relatively early, just after the sunset.

Yukio started waking up from his beauty sleep.

"Hmm, oh boy," Yukio looked at Miyuki's face staring at him.

Or more specifically, her eyes.

Currently, Yukio was having a boner, and with Miyuki being on top of him... yes, they were in that kind of position.

A position which often is found in hentai protagonists or that DxD protagonist or any work with a smut tag into it.

That also "accidentally," I dare say "Accidentally."

2 times for the emphasis.

"Hmm, maybe we should do it after all," Miyuki smirked.

"No," Yukio was technically having a morning wood, as just because Miyuki was on top of him wasn't enough to make him horny.

"Hmm, if you give me something, I will help you get rid of your boner in multiple ways," Miyuki whispered.

"I am good; it will go away at most in a few minutes," Yukio was not going to make a deal with the devil here.

"Tch, fine," Miyuki said.

. . .

"Hmm, why are you still on top of me?" Yukio deadpanned.

"Why not? Won't your boner go away in a few minutes? Plus, I am too lazy to move away," Miyuki said while stretching her hands and releasing a moan.

That was definitely intentional, and it was also working.

"You are so evil," Yukio shook his head and grabbed Miyuki to get her off him before he actually succumbed to desire.

"No," Miyuki didn't let him go and stuck to him like a koala not leaving its tree.

"Jeez, don't be unreasonable," Yukio gave up on removing her unless he wanted to get shocked.

"Am I being unreasonable? Maybe, we could always just teleport back to our house and leave clones here," Miyuki whispered.

It was a devil's whisper as Yukio was considering it.

"No."

"Well, we could also teleport them then to a hideout of ours meanwhile."

"No... Let's continue this session in the Land of Hot Springs," Yukio instead thought to use the delay tactic.

If you can't run away, then delay it.

"I thought that was given; I wanna do it now," Miyuki threw her own tantrum.

"Since when did you get this fixated on sex?" Yukio asked.

Miyuki was not that hungry for sex in their previous lives.

"Well, hormones," Miyuki's answer made Yukio deadpan.

"You have enough self-control to neglect that."

"But don't wanna, requires too much effort to do that. Plus, sex with these bodies does feel far better than in our previous lives; I guess this is the advantage of chakra," Miyuki said and started moving slightly.

Which made her grind on Yukio due to their current position.

"Fine," Yukio sighed and made a hand sign for the clone jutsu.

Miyuki copied him and did that too, such that one shadow clone of each appeared beside them.

Yukio's clone deadpanned, "So you can after all control your urges." It pointed at Miyuki who just shrugged.

The clones were shadow clones that were formed from both of their current memories, so they should also be feeling the same emotions as the original.

Yukio focused on the seal in one of his most secure bases, and in the next instant, Miyuki teleported both of them there.

They had flying thunder god marks on both the tents and genins, so if something does happen, the clones could teleport them just from being inside their tent.

The jutsu was too broken, a shame that they can't use it individually.

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A/n- I sometimes wonder what I am even writing, do you also sometimes wonder what the hell are you reading? 

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