Naruto: Systematic Shinobi

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"You've got to be fucking shitting me." Anko's voice and eyes, were filled with pure disbelief, "How the fuck did you manage that? You were in there for a half hour at best! I could literally smell the fucking pussy juice from your lips when you were next to me kid!"

It was the first thing she'd said since they left the Mist Village behind. She hadn't said a word about her suspicions, or rather as Daiki was well aware of, what she knew as truth while in the village and meeting with the council of the Mist Village.

…After his 'negotiations' with Mei Terumi.

Which weren't so much negotiations as him playing around with the truth of things going on around right now, boasting and blatantly flirting. Hell, it went beyond mere flirting, no subtlety at all.

There was a snort in the back of his head, 'You wouldn't know subtle if it walked up to you, called you a weakling and broke your nose.' Isobu snorted.

Well of course not.

No weakling called subtle would have the strength required to break his glorious sublime grind enhanced nose.

"I mean, you heard me tell Ao, I'm just built different." Daiki smirked smugly at Anko.

After all that shit she and the old man gave him about being on guard because of Mei's wily succubus vixen ways.

And she all but assumed the position bent over her desk and presented herself to him like a ripe meal ready for him to feast on.

…And god did he wish he had the time, because if he did he would feast for weeks on fucking end man!

He thought he'd seen heaven when he'd seen Anko naked and ploughed her, but Mei's body took the cake. He wasn't lying when he said she was a definite contender for the most beautiful woman in the world.

"I think I hate you a little, not gonna lie. Like, this goes beyond charisma or any bullshit like that!" Anko shook her head, "She offered to fucking marry you! The Mizukage! To a brat like you! After letting you get in her pants and munch her cunt in the span of a half hour! She didn't even make any demands. That isn't how negotiations is supposed to go between two hidden villages, especially of the great five!"

Yeah well, beyond the threat he himself possessed and his convincing her of the might of Konoha and just how many S-ranks they had or would have in the near future if he had anything to say about it, and the offer of eternal youth.

What else was the ultimate christmas cake supposed to do but accept? the funniest thing about it…was that after he divulged his advantages in the opening bout of their talk, he just started talking out of his ass.

It was hilarious what one could say and get away with, when they had power and the ability to reverse age and such.

…Honestly he hadn't expected things to progress so quickly though he had to admit.

'We could perhaps use this.' Isobu mused.

That they could. He'd expected it to take a few days at least. but it as it turned out, when one was offered an alliance with the strongest village, with the added bonus of being given active help to reclaim their greatest lost assets, even old fuddy duddies were quick to jump on the gravy train.

As it was, while night had fallen, they could be back in Konoha long before the morning hit and he'd still have over ten days to train for the Chunin Exams.

But being outside the village with time to spare presented an opportunity. There was a certain village close to the Land of Rivers, where a certain old doctor villain lived, by the name of Shinno.

With the Shinkugan he could easily steal the method for The Body Revival Technique.

And directly across from it in a straight line nearly once cutting into the Land of Wind, was a certain small civilian village that he knew a guy called Shira was from, the creator of the Seven Heavens Breathing Method, that again would be easy to steal with the Shinkugan.

And it was directly in route between Suna and Konoha. Which would be in the rough direction where Rasa's corpse would be. Usually it would be all but impossible to find even with that.

But with the Shinkugan and his telescopic gaze? And his clones?

It would be so easy to find and get his hands on.

The only problem was Anko, she'd definitely be incredibly suspicious. If only he could be in two-

Ah!

'God I'm a fucking moron!' Daiki rolled his eyes.

'I was waiting to see how long it would take you to realise.' Isobu snorted in amusement.

Shadow clones!

The information would just go straight back to his mind when they dispelled, and Rasa's corpse could be sealed inside his Dimension Force Seal!

'Now to distract Anko.' he decided, "I need a massive shit."