Naruto: My Sign In System Is Too Overpowered

The three of them stood together, listening to Kakashi's explanation.

The test was exactly like in the original timeline.

Kakashi held up two small bells, the silver glint catching the morning sunlight.

"The rule is simple," he said casually. "Only two of you can take a bell. Whoever fails… gets sent back to the Academy."

"NANI?!"

Sakura's eyes widened in horror.

She understood her own strengths.

When it came to written exams, she could confidently rank near the top.

But actual combat?

And against a Jonin?!

She had zero confidence.

"Wait, wait! Getting sent back to the Academy would be so embarrassing!"

Meanwhile, Sasuke locked onto the bells with a determined glare.

"Tch… I won't lose."

His voice was cold, unwavering.

He wasn't going to back down.

Naruto?

Naruto just stood there in silence.

His arms were crossed, his expression bored.

This whole setup…

It was ridiculous.

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Kakashi clapped his hands. "Alright then! The test officially begins. You three should go get ready."

And with that—

He pulled out a familiar orange book from his pouch.

Icha Icha Paradise.

And just started reading.

WHOOSH!

Sasuke and Sakura immediately bolted into the trees, disappearing into the dense foliage.

Sakura hid beneath thick bushes, flattening herself against the ground.

Sasuke perched on the trunk of a tree, eyes scanning below.

Both of them were in position.

But—

There was a problem.

One person was still standing there.

Naruto.

Not moving.

Just staring at Kakashi.

Sakura's eye twitched.

"Naruto! What are you doing?! A ninja's first rule is to stay hidden! If you just stand there, Kakashi-sensei will kill you instantly!"

Even Sasuke frowned.

"…What are you planning?"

But Naruto wasn't paying attention to them.

Because at that moment—

A notification appeared in his mind.

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Ding! Mission Choice Detected!

[Mission: The Bell Test]

Option 1: Successfully steal a bell from Kakashi.

Reward: Chakra Control Mastery.

Option 2: Successfully steal a bell from Kakashi AND land a "Thousand Years of Death" on him.

Reward: Logia-type Devil Fruit – Mera Mera no Mi.

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"Wait… WHAT?"

He almost stumbled.

Did the system just say Mera Mera no Mi?!

That was the freaking Logia fruit from One Piece!

If he ate it, he'd become a literal fire user.

No hand seals.

No chakra cost.

Just pure, raw flames.

Stronger than any Fire Release jutsu.

Even Madara's Great Fire Annihilation wouldn't compare.

Naruto's breath quickened.

"…Is this real?"

[Ding! This system never lies! If you don't believe me, bite me.]

Naruto's lips twitched.

"…Alright then."

He exhaled sharply and focused.

He had one job.

And that was to shove his fingers straight up Kakashi's—

"…Wait."

Naruto suddenly realized something.

Wouldn't this be humiliating for Kakashi?

…Oh well.

Worth it.

He glanced at Kakashi's back, an evil grin spreading across his face.

'Kakashi-sensei… just accept your fate.'

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Sakura and Sasuke, still hiding, noticed something strange.

Naruto had been standing still, looking unfocused.

But then—

His eyes suddenly lit up.

And then—

He started staring at Kakashi's butt.

With a creepy grin.

Sakura shivered.

"…Wait. What if… Naruto has some kind of… weird hobby?"

Sasuke, meanwhile, was internally panicking.

'Is Naruto gay? Does he… like men?!'

He took a mental step back.

'I-I have to keep my distance from him…'

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