Naruto: Modern Science in Naruto

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To say that Jiraiya is a pervert to his core is not an accurate or comprehensive description. How can it be just to his core? He is a man who even has perverted factors accumulated in his cholesterol.

(ShixT9: Goddamn)

His personality is infused into his very being.

A long time ago, Jiraiya was a perverted young man. Now, he's a perverted old man. In the future, he will become a perverted old man.

Perversion is not a disease, but it can be fatal…

Of course, with this level of hobby, if you were to expose his perverted behavior and he found out, it would be fatal.

Jiraiya was wrong, but the misfortune he encountered in this incident was purely accidental. His peeping was a small mistake. The bigger mistake was that he ran into such a strange master and disciple.

First, his peeping was exposed by Haori, who was doing good deeds. The angry crowd caused Jiraiya a third-degree abrasion.

Second, Jiraiya's injury was treated by Kushina. So, the third-degree abrasion might turn into third-degree disfigurement.

From an industrial engineering perspective, this is called a one-stop service. You dig the pit, I bury the body. They cooperated tacitly without knowing it.

But Haori was still too careless. At that time, he was probably in a daze from just waking up. And since he was in the Leaf Village, he was also more relaxed. So, 80% of his intelligence hadn't come online. He only focused on being invisible, not disguising his voice.

He didn't expect to run into Jiraiya again so soon. And even more tragically, Jiraiya remembered the voice of the culprit…

But even if you exaggerated this to the extreme, it was just a prank. And after figuring out Haori's identity, Jiraiya wouldn't really do anything to Haori because of something like a joke.

He still had the magnanimity of a Kage-level powerhouse and a fellow ninja.

But he was still quite depressed.

Jiraiya wanted to educate Haori, to give him an education beyond persuasion. But unfortunately, this idea was ruthlessly crushed by Kushina.

Kushina activated her protective skill, the Leaf Village Good Teacher Jutsu, on her disciple.

"Teacher Jiraiya, to be honest, I think Haori didn't do anything wrong. Besides, you're so old. Why are you still doing these incredibly boring things every day? Is it really that fun?"

Fun, that's what Jiraiya was thinking at this moment.

Fun, that's what popped into Haori's mind in response.

Fun, those were two words Minato wouldn't dare to say out loud.

Kushina wouldn't understand the psychology of male ninjas. She thought that Minato and Haori were on her side, but in reality, those three were the ones who understood each other… They stood together on the side of humanity as males.

In any case, they all still acknowledged that Kushina's words were very educational.

And being lectured by Kushina, who was his junior, made Jiraiya feel a bit awkward and a bit depressed.

Kushina glanced at Minato, and then she became even more convinced of a belief she had already held: Although Minato and Jiraiya were master and disciple, and not in the ordinary sense, she had to sever their ties in terms of lifestyle.

Jiraiya glanced at Minato, meaning, it's time for you to say something nice, right?

But Minato chuckled awkwardly and pretended not to see Jiraiya's pleading look.

Minato was a smart man. He knew that if he helped Jiraiya at this time, he might get caught up in it too. He didn't want to be subjected to Kushina's indiscriminate attacks.

Regardless of whether Minato Namikaze would become a great Hokage in the future, he had already gone further and further down the path of respecting women… cough, being controlled by his wife.

"Ahem…"

Haori also spoke up. He was quite good at reading the situation. At this time, he had to give Jiraiya a way out.

"Uncle Jiraiya…"

Haori used a very familiar tone and the term "uncle."

Was there any flaw in the hierarchy here? Well, not at all.

"I'm really sorry about what happened before. I really didn't know that the person peeping was you. Otherwise, I definitely wouldn't have exposed you…"

"In terms of our lineage, we're on the same side. Next time, next time, I'll cover for you…"

"Haori, right? I heard Minato describe you before. Judging from that information, I have sufficient reason to believe that you knew who I was when you shouted."

From the character setting, was Jiraiya this kind of suspicious ninja?

And Haori looked at Minato with a sideways glance. What kind of indescribable description had Minato given him? What kind of first impression had he given Jiraiya of himself?

It's hard to say.

"Well, let's just forget about this issue. It's all about personal interests and hobbies. Let's agree to disagree, agree to disagree."

Haori quickly stopped the topic. Was there any point in discussing this?

Kushina didn't respond to his words immediately. She first casually tidied up the medicine box on the table, then stood up from beside Jiraiya, making room for him to sit down. Then, she sat down beside Minato.

"Haori, sit down."

"Ah? Okay." Haori sat down in Kushina's previous seat. From here, he could smell the medicine—let's call it that—that was applied to Jiraiya's face.

Well, it was definitely the smell of medicine. This meant that Kushina didn't subjectively want to poison Jiraiya…

"Haori, I heard you did pretty well on the battlefield. Did you almost blow up the Kazekage?"

Kushina asked with a curious tone after Haori sat down.

Blow up… that was an exaggeration.

Actually, Kushina knew the general information, especially Haori's performance on the battlefield. Although she was in the Leaf Village, she paid close attention to this.

After all, Haori was her only disciple. She was very concerned about his safety.

But she still wanted to hear Haori describe the situation firsthand.

"Well… How could an attack like that blow up the Kazekage? At most, at most, it would cause him some damage because of the suddenness of the attack. Judging from the Kazekage's condition a few days later, he was fine."

Haori broke out in a sweat. Trying to kill a Kage-level powerhouse with a bird egg was probably a very challenging task.

"I had no idea about my summoning beast's attack power before. Otherwise, I could have made a more detailed plan, and the combat effect would have been better… But unfortunately, I had only signed the contract a few days ago. I didn't know much about the combat methods of these summoning beasts."

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