Naruto : I Aspire To Become Hokage Man

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The Night of the Uchiha Massacre

"Who did you forget?"

The people next to him looked at Naruto in surprise. In an instant, his usual training outfit morphed into a black Anbu uniform, a mask now covering his face.

Before anyone could react, he disappeared with a swish.

Shisui and Fugaku's pupils shrank.

"So fast!"

They looked at each other.

"Did you see where he went?"

Meanwhile, Naruto was already moving at an alarming speed toward the Konoha Police Force headquarters. Uchiha Obito had just finished slaughtering the guards and was preparing to evacuate when—

Swish!

Several kunai shot toward him—only to phase right through his body.

A beautiful woman with long black hair stood frozen, staring at Obito in disbelief.

"How… how is this possible?" she muttered.

Obito turned to her, eyes gleaming with the arrogance of a self-proclaimed villain.

"Nice eyes," he said mockingly before throwing a chain at her, binding her in an instant.

Her face paled.

"No! Someone, save me!"

Obito's Sharingan gleamed with cruelty as he raised his sword, about to deliver the final blow.

Clang!

A kunai suddenly intercepted his attack.

"Huuuh~" Naruto let out a long sigh of relief as he landed between them. "Damn, barely made it."

Then, with a smirk, he turned to the beauty.

"Hey there, gorgeous. You interested in getting to know me?"

The woman—Uchiha Izumi—stared at him, stunned.

Naruto, however, was caught up in his own thoughts.

"Holy shit. Uchiha Izumi. My first anime crush! Black hair, black eyes… talk about a goddess. And she gets one-shot by Obito? Hell no! I refuse! Kishimoto, I'm coming for you!"

There were only three notable beauties in the Uchiha clan.

One was Uchiha Jiri—who created Uchiha forbidden techniques izanami and Izanagi she is long gone, cremated, dust in the wind.

Another was Uchiha Mikoto—married, a mother of two, and… well, Naruto wasn't that kind of degenerate. He wasn't trying to be the next Jiraiya but damn she's is hot as hell in real Life anime and fan arts didn't do justice to her.

And then there was Izumi. A beauty tragically caught in the crossfire of history.

I mean Itachi killed her while he put her in genjutsu and made her experience a happy and complete life but that doesn't justify his actions,Look at Obito he is ready to burn the whole world for just one chick may he has some screws loose in his brains.

"Well, they say no corner can't be taken if you swing the hoe right. And let's be real—Itachi didn't exactly put in the effort to lock her down. So... that means she's available!"

Fugaku and the other Uchiha survivors were still caught in their own dramatic moment, completely ignoring the wild monologue going on inside Naruto's head.

"I mean, she's literally a prime candidate for a perfect wife! Cooks, takes care of people… Shit, this is destiny!"

Meanwhile, Obito and Izumi had been standing there awkwardly, listening to Naruto talk to himself.

Naruto suddenly patted his chest.

"Phew! That was close. Almost lost the only single beauty left in the Uchiha clan."

Both Izumi and Obito stared blankly.

The Anbu who had suddenly appeared and started rambling nonsense… somehow made the air feel less tense.

"Yo," Naruto greeted, finally turning to Obito. "Hey, man. I was just passing by. Do you believe me?"

"Hmph!" Obito scoffed. "Do you even know who I am?! My name is Uchiha Madara! Do you want to dance with me?!"

What's with this dance thing does he think he is Michael Jackson

Naruto blinked.

Then—

"Pfft—"

He burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry," Naruto wiped a fake tear from his eye. "I just thought of something funny. My wife gave birth today."

Obito twitched.

"You bastard! How dare you laugh at me?!"

Obito swung his sword in anger.

Naruto casually blocked with his kunai, still smirking. "Sorry, 'Madara-sama,' but we're trained in assassination tactics. We don't laugh… unless we can't help it."

Then—

Pfft—

He laughed again.

Obito's eyebrow twitched harder.

"BASTARD!!"

Obito lunged, phasing through Naruto in an attempt to appear behind him. However, Naruto was already expecting it.

"Classic Uchiha move. 'I'm so cool, I teleport behind you!' Well, time to flip the script."

Just as Obito swung his sword, Naruto disappeared in a flash and reappeared above him.

A massive Rasengan formed in his hand.

"ONE, TWO, THREE—LET'S GOOO!"

BOOM!

Obito was smashed into the ground.

Naruto landed, exhaling sharply.

Then—

Swish!

Obito's figure flickered and phased out again.

Naruto clicked his tongue.

"Damn Kamui hacks. This guy's only second to Orochimaru when it comes to annoying immortality."

From the swirling vortex of his escape technique, Obito's distorted voice echoed:

"Bastard… who the hell are you?!"

Naruto shrugged.

"Like I said, just a passerby who can't ignore a damsel in distress." He gestured at Izumi. "Don't get jealous."

At that moment, a black shape emerged from the ground beside Obito—Zetsu.

"Madara, the mission is complete. Let's leave."

Obito's Mangekyu Sharingan gleamed as he took one last look at Naruto.

Then he looked at Izumi.

She flinched and hid behind Naruto.

But ultimately, Obito scoffed.

"One extra Uchiha survivor… doesn't change anything."

The vortex spiraled faster.

"I remember you, brat…"

Before he could finish, Naruto suddenly burst out laughing again.

Obito twitched.

"What the hell are you laughing at now?!"

Naruto waved him off. "Sorry, sorry. I just remembered something happy. My friend's wife gave birth today."

Obito growled in frustration.

"You... YOU WAIT FOR ME!!"

And with that, he vanished.

Naruto let out a breath of relief before turning to Izumi.

He walked up to her, smiling, and gently untied the chains binding her.

"Hey, beautiful. Since I just saved your life, how about we go somewhere… you know, private? Have a nice, deep conversation. Soul to soul."

Izumi blinked at him.

And then—

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