Naruto: Hey, an alien!

( about the age of the ninja world, it may be wrong in what i put, but think everyone is around the second ninja world war, and the people of the hakurei clan are the 3th or 4th generation

Oh and i will take a day and a half tl make these 2000 word chapters, they feel more detailed, more good to see to me, so yeah you gonna need to wait for a bit more to me to pst chapters, sorry)

(Third person POV)

She finally opened her eyes...

After opening her eyes, the first thing Nue did was not to look at who woke her up, not even acknowledge that someone was there, but instead do a little stretch

"One...two..three..." she continous doing her stretches

Seiga kaku watched dumbfounded, that the supposed being that was mentioned in even children books as the devil who could go toe to toe against the six path, was doing simple stretches in front of her, totally ignoring her presence in there

After some seconds of her stretching, she finally stops and says

"Yaaaaawn...good morning world!" Nue doing her little tradition she always had, finally looks around and found Seiga Kaku, who was currently watching her cautiously and confused too

Nue just stares at her for some seconds, it reminds her of a caracter she saw in a music in her home world, after a akward silence, she says

"Why do you remind me of the doki doki woman? And where the heck am i? And why the hell everything around seens to be made of me!" Nue is weirded ou by eveything around her

A caracter who shouldnt be here, is here for some reason, everything around her is made of rainbow colored crystal and these same crystal have the same energy signature as her.

She was trying to figure out on what the heck was happening, until she finally remembered the last moment of the fight she had

~oh yeah...now i remember now, i made these crystal when i was going to sleep...but why they turned into a true crystal? Maybe for it being here for so long that the transformed sand truly turned into these crystals~

she finally realized on how these crystal still were crystal, her ability being active in the sand for so long that it totally lost all identity of being sand before

~now that girl...i have no idea on how shes here, isnt supposed to only have me as a touhou caracter in this world? Why the heck this necromancer girl is here...~

After this thought, she sharply turns her head towards Seiga kaku, whos currently trying to sneak out of the small cave using her ability

"YOU!"

"M-me?" Seiga stutters, fearful of whats gonna happen to her

"Yes dumbass, you think i am talking to my clone?"

"Wait wh- AAAHHHHHH !!(゜ロ゜ノ)ノ" Seiga jumps out of fear when a hand touched her back, turning hastly, she sees a clone of nue, who pushes her hard against the wall, pinning her against the wall

The two nue's uses the wings-like-weapons to pin seiga even more against the wall, all the weapons stabs the wall around her, as a form of threat, almost saying she can't escape

Leaning closer, Nue is face to face with Seiga, to the point she can feel seiga's breath at her face

And to make sure she fearful enough to the point she doesnt even think of lying, she transfomed her eyes into madara's mangekyo sharingan, only in appearance, not in abilities, but she doesnt to know that

By just seeing that, Seiga know she cant even lie and just submits to Nue completely

Seiga is extremely fearful and a bit embarressed by her closeness to her, she can feel her heart going 'doki doki waku waku' at every second, and the shining sharingan just adds a little more to that

Nue thinks this is enough of intimidating the poor girl, so she starts to speaks

"listen here cutie, first, my name is Nue houjuu so nice to met ya! Second, i need you to answer to some of my question, so calm down i little ok?" Nue says camly, not knowing that her actions may have a unexpected consequences

~HOW THE HECK I CAN CALM DOWN YOU MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY~

"O-ok Nue-sama, please dont hurt me too much..."

Nue raises an eyebrown to that, amused by the sudden double meaning word she just said, ignoring that, she says

"Good, first of all, what are you doing here? This cave could fit a whole massive mountain here, and theres no reason to explore the bottom of it, so why?" She starts her first question

"Uhm, i was send here for a mission, it was to discover what the strange light at the bottom was" seiga said

"Ok...who send you then? You said you are here for a mission, so who is it?" She asked, curious on who would send someone so deep into this cave

"Its was the Reimu hakurei, the clan leader of the hakurei clan who sended me...Nue-sama, are you ok?" Seiga noticed something wrong with Nue, and she was right

~Reimu? THAT REIMU HAKUREI!?!? HOW IN THE LIVING F#CK SHES HERE???? FIRST THIS GIRL AND NOW REIMU!? Calm down...calm down Nue, all i need to do is to avoid her like a plague, if i ever encounter her, ill try to get on her good side~

Nue is pretty much scared of Reimu because of simple factor, Nue is made of energy, while Reimu have the ability to control energy, Reimu is even more dangerous than Hagoromo to her because of this

"No, you just gave me one of the worse news to me, anyways what is the Hakurei clan about?

"Well we are a clan that was born in the land of fire, have the same popularity as the uchiha clan, and the strongest of our clan stays to protect the seal"

"Wait seal?"

"Yes, some of us stays here to not let the beast or demon escape the seal..."

"...and that demon is me isnt it?"

"...yep"

"SHIT"

Now Nue know she is truly screwed, the exit is probably full of powerful guards and seals, heck she can probably be sealed like a tailed beast because she is made of pure energy

So after cancelling her clone, turning it back to a shiny crystal, and letting go of seiga, she begans to think of a plan to escape

After some minutes of akward silence, she turn to seiga

"Hey..."

"Seiga Kaku is my name"

"Kaku, put me in your pocket"

"Wha-"

'Poof'

(._.)

"Did you just transform into a life crystal??"

"So this is the name of these crystal... anyways, put me in your pocket, then sneak me out of here, oh and dont forget the other rock near me, its the plushie i was holding before" Nue said, giving a instructions of her simple plan to Seiga, she was never really the type to think to much...

Seiga shrugged, thinking the plan was stupid but nonetheless did as was told, with the life crystal secured and was started her ability on the wall

Entering the hole, the entrace quickly closing up and she started to go upwards

"This is gonna tale some hours nue-sama, so be patient please" Seiga gave a little warning to Nue

"Ok ok and Kaku drop the 'sama' thing, its creeping me out..." said Nue, whos kinda scared on how seiga is reacting to her, like was she going to molest her at some point?

"Ok houjuu-san"

"...i give up"

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While Nue and Seiga were talking, the higher ups of the hakurei clan were in panic mode, thanks to a premonition they received from a girl

Even thought they dont have any person with future sight abilitys or who can give premonitions, the closest so far that have these abilities is Shion yorigame

She is a young girl with dark blue hair, with dark blue eyes too, with very bad qualities clothes, looking like a homeless person and a eldely beggar

But this is not her fault of her choosing bad life decisions, its because of her ability, poverty god

This ability makes everyone around her, including herself, to have bad luck, to the point of simply tripping and accidentaly breaking the neck of the person

Most of her time, she uses seals around her body to store all the unlucky energy inside her own body, preventing everyone around her having a extremely bad day, but not herself, she still affected by her ability

And in that same day of the experiment, the seals around her were so full to the brim with all that unlucky energy, that it exploded, turning her into a super poverty god, making all of gensokyo have a extremely bad day

When that just happened, the layer of crystal suddenly shined brighter then ever before, to the point it became bliding to stare for to long

When the higher ups noticed this, they immediatly sended some to check Shion's seals, and when the news that the seal was gone, they started cursing Shion for even existing

Shion was a genious before gaining her ability, they wanted to kill her, stopping her ability of bringing doom to them, but the potential of her ability prevented they doing it, she can be as dangerous as a nuke if sended her to the battlefield or inside a hidden village

Reimu hakurei is currently waiting for Seiga at the layer of crystals, thinking the worst had happened, if the beast had gotten out or Seiga is dead

After some hours of waiting, she finally saw Seiga getting out of the ground, getting up from her chair, she gets closers to Seiga adn says

"Protocal 'unlucky world' happened, tell me the truth, what did you saw?" Reimu said with a grim face and a even serious tone

Seiga faces immediatly turned grim too, she know that this protocal was bad when the super poverty god event happens, it only happens at most in 3 or 4 years at most, but this event just happened a year ago, meaning that something extremely bad happened, and she knows what it is

Seiga starts to explain to Reimu what she saw, showing the photos and she notes she had taken, but Reimu isnt interested in that, so she asks about the elephant in the room

"Is the thing awake?"

"W-well about th-" Seiga gets interrupted

"Yes or no."

"...yes"

After Seiga said that, the mode instantly turn tense, Reimu stares at Seiga at her face with a very serious expression, in which Seiga gets scared and flustered too

~d-d-do i have a fetish for people staring at my face with serious expression??~ she notices a pattern for her 'doki doki' heartbeat cases

Reimu continous to stare at Seiga for a long time, until she notices something, looking at the ground, theres a little bug, at the size of a termite, but thats enough to point her gohei and send a danmaku at it

'Poof'

"DAMMIT DAMMIT YOU CANT GET ME ALIVEEEE" Says Nue, totally confused about that protocal and why already everyone is alert before even a simple sign of her existence

Nue knows she cant win against Reimu, so she makes alot of UFO's to buy time and a bunch of clones, 100 in total that are running to all directions

But....

"Divine Arts 'Omnidirectional Demon-Binding Circle'!!" Reimu says, making hand signs and slaming to the ground

At that moment, everywhere Nue looked, theres a danmaku, or theres a beam, compared to what she used against hagoromo, Reimu powers was the true definition of 'bullet hell'

She cant even move a centimeter or her head gets exploded by a danmaku, atlest with her various clones and UFO's can be used as a meatshield to her

Using her insane amounts of energy to the maximum, she manages to escape the spell card, but not long after she escaped the demon binding circle, various red-haired heads started to attack her too, exploding various clones of her

~wh- ARE ALL THE TOUBOU CARACTER I KNEW ARE HERE!?! IS THIS STILL THE NARUTO WORLD?!?!~ she starts to question everything she knows

She gets hit various time by Reimu attacks and by one of her subordinates, Sekibanki, who repeatly throws her head around, sometimes exploding, sometimes to fire a laser or just to bash her head against Nue

Nue looses her limbs alot of times during her fight, she literally just woke up after decades, shes rusty and still has very low combat experience

Nue transform all clones to to very smalls nue's, with the size of coffee bean, all of them trying they best to find any place to hide or get out of the crystal layer

Nue gets dodges a danmaku that was going towards her, and she finally sees a stair leading up to the city, but before she could go there, she could feel a pull towards Reimu

Reimu finally learned that Nue was made of energy

Nue at that moment knew that...

She could not escape!