Naruto: Hey, an alien!

(Third person)

In the middle of a park at night, theres a teenager girl, named Eva, a girl that looks a bit tomboyish, with tan skin, black short hair and beautiful black eyes that looked like a black hole, she was been sitting alone under a tree for a long time, just thinking about random stuff

~sigh...why i am even here? I literally broke out of my house just to get here, oh yeah its was a secret date with my boyfriend, and he didnt show up...i will make him pay dearly for that~ she thought about that sorry excuse of a boyfriend that she had.

"...Atlest the moon is beautiful, who would thought that today's night would have been a full moon" she thought out loud, having no idea of whats about to happen....

~whats that strange sound anyways? And why the moon suddenly blocked?!~

Suddenly, a beam of light appeared above her, startling her.

((ﾟ□ﾟ;))

"Oi the heck is this?!? Is a helicopter shining a bright light at me or what??"

But after some seconds, she realized something, she wasnt feeling the ground anymore

"AYO I AM BEING ABBDUCT BY A UFO, SOMEBODY HELP ME, but thinking about it....SO COOLLL" she screamed, terrified of whats gonna happen to her but but of excitment too

But when all hope seen lost, her boyfriend, Drake, arrived at the scene late

"Yo sorry for being late i foun- WHAT THE HELL GIRL YOU ARE BEING ABBDUCT" says Drake

"OH I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT SHERLOCK, NOW HELP ME HERE" she screamed, but instead of helping her, Drake takes ou his phone and says calmly

"Nah, i'd film it"

"(ΘдΘ)" Eva stares daggers at him, if people could be burned by a stare, Drake would be atoms at this moment

"Drake if i can get out of this, i will find you, and i know i can, i will kill you" eva said calmly, then suddenly, her vision went black

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"Zghisg burg, bhashy burg (welp we managed to capture her, what now?)" Said a green creature to his companion

"Zyurg zkap zop, mkoyo (now we bring her to our base, idiot)

"....zip zop kanana? (Should we get her banana?)

"GHOP PA LOP ZZARP ZIGG- (STOP WATCHING THAT STUPID HUMAN SHOW YOU STUPID NIG-) while they were arguing, Eva woke up

~urg...where i am~ she thought, looking around, Eva notice that she was in a kind of prison cell, with a surprisingly normal looking bed, a strange shaped toilet, and a comically sized plate of unknow food on the ground, and the thing holding the cell was a type of laser that seems coming from the ground

~huh looks like i been truly abbducted, and are these aliens? Damn this cell is very close to that room with various buttons, i think thats the control room~ she tought, planning something

~but how do i get out of here...wait these 2 aliens looks like they arguing something, they will hopefully not notice me~ noticing her chance, she started looking around and her eyes fell on the comically sized plate

~huh? Why is there such a huge plate with this junk? Welp maybe i can use this plate as a platform to get lasers out of the way~ and she did it putting the plate, she notice that it really blocked the laser

~huh it really worked, maybe the laser were a bluff~ so with this thought, she picked a little bit of food from the plate and threw in the later

'PSSZOOMM'

(;ﾟ∇ﾟ) ~o-ok i think its just erase organic things...~ so after this, she got out of the cell with extreme caution and got near the control room, once she got there she saw the aliens still talking about something, so she slowly approuch behind one of them, and then....

"Sup little guy~~"

"Z-zorp!?!?"

'BAM'

She kicked him in the sacred place, and wrapped her arms around his neck, making him a meat shield

"Now listen here, zop zup zap or whatever the hell is your language, if you make a single wrong move, I WILL SNAP HIS NECK! So i order you to turn around and lay down on the gorund right now." she threatened them, making both of them panic

"Zerp zerp!! 'Cough' wait wait a minute human we can talk this o-" activating his universal translator, he was about negotiate, but he was interrupted by Eva

"NOW YOU TALK HUMANISH, GREATO! Now lay down whatever the hell you are"

"OK OK OK i got it for emperor gnarpy sake" laying down with his hand behind his back, Eva got near him and immedialy kicked as hard as she could in the head, making him unconscious

"Now little green fella, i order you to do your magic at that giant screen with various buttons and press whatever thats me get to earth" she says to the alien that she was holding, now released

"Zip zop 'cough' ok human but please dont knock me ou with your strong, beautiful legs..."

"First thing, AYO??? And second, whats that cough and then speaking english all of sudden?" Eva asked, really curious despite of the situation

"Its a universal translator, located at our neck, i dont really know how its wor- oh no" the alien says with a bit of panic

"Whats wrong? If its space pirates, then its official, i am the most unlucky person in history of mankind"

"Nothing like that, its just that because you hold us off for quite some time, the ship is getting near of a black hole"

"Cant this ship go autopilot?"

"That thing doesnt work on space ships human"

"Then what are you waiting for, just go back where we cam- wait a minute...."

She see's the black hole in the distance, but intead of being scared of it, Eva just stare at it, a stare that is just like when a child finds its mother, her eyes blackens even more

"What?"

"...give me the controls for a bit"

"O-ok" the alien is having a ALOT of dread of whats about to come

Then he notices that somehow, she managed to control the ship, and shes going straight to the black hole

"WAIT WAIT STOP RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME- US"

"..." Eva is not responding

The alien tried to remove her but it didnt work, so he can only watch her him despair as the ships going closer an closer to the black hole....

Then suddenly

They only saw darkness

(Author note: this only the beggining, not the end of tge book, dont worry. And a question, how many words a normal book at this app should have? It took way to long to make this)