Naruto: Guanyin - The Passionate Soul of Konoha

" Kan Yin !! Is this the big favor you mentioned?!" Danzo growled with gritted teeth.

"Why? Isn't this a big favor?!" Guanyin replied

"I fuck your uncle Guanyin !!" This is a good phrase that Danzo learned from hanging out with Guanyin in the past few months. At this moment, he felt that it was most appropriate to use it on Guanyin .

"Where's Hiruzen? Why isn't he talking?" Guanyin saw that only Danzo was scolding her, so why wouldn't Hiruzen say anything? In the past, he was the one who scolded the most.

Guanyin and Danzo turned their heads at the same time to look at Hiruzen beside them, only to see that his face was flushed and his smiling and obscene eyes were fixed on the Uchiha bunny girls above.

The view from behind is really beautiful...hiss! That fullness...that whiteness...Hiruzen felt like he was in heaven...

Guanyin and Danzo rolled their eyes at the same time. This little monkey still can't change his lustful appearance...

"Hey!! This is youth!! Little boss! Let's push Madara-sama around the village 300 times!!" Metro, who was captured by Guanyin as a coolie, roared with passion.

"..." Guanyin looked at the green and youthful Kappa monster beside her, and felt her eyelids twitching... She was really afraid that he would say "Grandma Li, knock on the door"...

At this moment, Madara, who was swinging wildly on the stage, noticed something and looked towards a certain place with shining eyes.

"Hashi! Do you want to dance too!!!" Madara pointed at the red figure in the Hokage Building with shining eyes and roared excitedly. The Sharingan was already open... How could he not be excited...

"..." At this moment, Hashirama and Tobirama on the Hokage Building were still in shock... They couldn't believe their eyes...

"Motor..." Hashirama came back to his senses when he heard Madara shouting from the swaying figure below.

"Madara... This time! I won't lose to you!!" A blazing fire ignited in Hashirama's heart, and then he appeared in front of Madara with a flash of his body! This was the first time in all these years that Madara took the initiative to challenge him... He was naturally excited.

But Hashirama was confused...Uchiha Madara knew how to jump, but what did he know?

His best friend Uchiha Madara seemed to have noticed Hashirama's embarrassment, and immediately activated his Sharingan, dragging him into the illusion. Hashirama did not resist, because he knew that Madara would not harm him.

"Release! Madara! I will definitely beat you this time!!" Hashirama released the illusion. He had already learned how to jump from Madara's illusion. He then clenched his fists and swayed wildly to the rhythm.

Guanyin is dumbfounded at this moment.. It's all messed up.. Is this still the original plot? ?

Today is also the busiest day in Konoha Village.

Villager A: "That...that's!! Shodaime-sama!! The one next to him is...Madara-sama!! He...they are...this is...could it be...could it be that this is the latest ninja training method circulated in Konoha? Quick! Son! Follow Shodaime-sama and start swaying!!"

Villager A's son: "..." He really wanted to say, "Dad, do you know what social death means?"

Spy B: "This... the Shodaime Hokage... and Uchiha Madara! Who is that? I need to quickly record the news and their actions and spread them to the village. Since the two heroes of the Warring States period did this, there must be a reason for them. Is it some conspiracy?"

The spy has already imagined how he passed the information to the village through hardship and danger, how his master successfully broke their trick and annihilated Konoha in one fell swoop, and then he returned to the village in a swagger to receive the reward from the master! By then... hehehe... Xiaomei should agree to me...

Uchiha Bing: "This... this... this... this... this... the clan leader!! Those... those white thighs, bah! Are those women from the clan? This... this... I have to go back to the clan and report to the elders..."

"Miss Mito, it seems very lively outside. Don't you want to go out and take a look?" Uzumaki Mito's maid asked with a little excitement when she heard the noise outside.

"Hmm? Did something big happen?" Mito naturally sensed two huge chakra balls outside, which were Madara and Hashirama. Listening to the noise...and Madara and Hashirama were out together...could there be some enemy in the village?

"Boy, I'm going to go out and take a look. You just stay here and don't go anywhere!" Mito became more and more worried and rushed out of the camp...

A moment later...

Mito stared blankly at the two long-haired men swaying wildly on the stage, and his mind went blank...

"Yo! Mito!! Hahahaha!! How was my dancing!!" Hashirama also noticed Mito who was staring at him in a daze and laughed.

After dancing so long, he felt his lost youth...

"Who are you? Do I know you? I don't know you well. Goodbye." Mito came to his senses and found that the villagers around him were looking at him with strange eyes. Mito understood the meaning of those eyes... What is your relationship with the guy dancing on the stage?

Mito blushed and went back to the base. He didn't know the guy with long black hair outside. He couldn't be her husband. Although her husband was sometimes embarrassing and a little silly, the one swinging wildly was definitely impossible!

The smile on Hashirama's face froze, and as he watched Mito leave, he felt a little sad...

"Hey! Hashi! You can't dance anymore! Are you going to give up? Hahaha!!!" Uchiha Madara was dancing excitedly and naturally didn't notice Mito coming over there. When he saw his friend not moving, he thought he couldn't dance anymore and laughed.

"Madara! I will never lose to you!!!" Hashirama came to his senses and heard his best friend's ridicule. Thinking about the past three months when their daily greetings started with "ugly man", Hashirama also became furious and continued to compete with Madara in dancing skills.

Behind the two people's crazy dancing...

"Kishimoto God...Six Paths Sage...this...this...this can't be blamed on me...Don't blame me for the messed up plot...Black Zetsu...Don't blame me for not being able to find your mother..." Guanyin shed tears silently in his heart. It has changed...completely changed...This is no longer the Naruto he is familiar with...

At the same time, Guanyindi also felt a little regretful. Why did he tell Uncle Ban about these girl groups before? Uncle Ban, I miss you. I miss you who always turns evil.